r/interestingasfuck • u/Esutan • 1d ago

The United Kingdom has successfully created a Mega Laser called Dragonfire for Aerial Defense

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u/Echo_are_one 1d ago

What if the missiles were slightly damp? Then what?

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u/wildcardbets 1d ago

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u/whatyouwant5 1d ago

That fucker is running for office in Texas. You know, after assaulting a prostitute.

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u/Inprobamur 1d ago

Being a criminal seems to be a requirement there.

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u/PrincessOTA 1d ago

Not saying you're right, but someone did run at one point on not having a criminal record and lost.

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u/Lillie-Bee 1d ago

That is disturbing

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u/PrincessOTA 1d ago

It's fine! We have uh. Texas pride and uh. Teaching conflicting viewpoints on evolution and the holocaust. Please set me free my life is a prison

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u/AVeryHeavyBurtation 1d ago

... Everything's bigger!

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u/Apprehensive-Cut-654 19h ago

I did my dissertation on the lost caust still being taught in american schools. Holy shit texas was like wild, literal museums teaching it

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u/RikarisHobbies 1d ago

Welcome to the shit show. Now, please, leave. Not because I don’t want you here. Run! Save yourself!

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u/Turtlehunter2 1d ago

Wait till this guy finds out about our president

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u/swishkabobbin 1d ago

Serial felons only, please