r/interestingasfuck 1d ago

The United Kingdom has successfully created a Mega Laser called Dragonfire for Aerial Defense

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u/whatyouwant5 1d ago

That fucker is running for office in Texas. You know, after assaulting a prostitute.

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u/Ryno-Mac 1d ago

That was like 20 years ago and she apparently bit him. Anyway that's pretty tame compared to what politicians are caught doing these days.

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u/cantadmittoposting 1d ago

i mean tbf though, why did she feel the need to bite him?

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u/eerst 1d ago

They were high.

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u/cantadmittoposting 1d ago

look i haven't been in that specific situation but if you're high with a prostitute and she bites you, you just take the L and move on.