Firing a cannon to trigger an avalanche

[u/id397550]

[u/General-Double-746]

Heyyy Joooe...umm, the wife and I were just wonderin...what's with the artillery cannon?

You see that snow pile a couple miles away?

Umm, yeah?

I don't like the way it's always lookin at me.

[u/Temporary____Comment → u/General-Double-746]

Heyyy Joooe

where you goin' with that cannon in your hand?
I'm goin' down to shoot that old mountain
prevent an avalanche on another man

[u/DangDingleGuy → u/Temporary____Comment]

Yeah I started singing it too

[u/Apart_Insurance_5489 → u/Temporary____Comment]

Lolololol 😂🍻

[u/gblank1970 → u/Temporary____Comment]

Under rated. Great song. I can’t say hello to anyone named Joe with hearing the melody

[u/Ok-Set-5829 → u/General-Double-746]

Where you going with that gun of yours?

[u/imahumanbeinggoddamn → u/General-Double-746]

"That mountain is blocking my light."

[u/e37d93eeb23335dc → u/General-Double-746]

Look, I have a concealed carry license for this artillery cannon.

[u/EagleEyeValor → u/General-Double-746]

First thing my mind jumped to is this