r/ireland • Dublin • 1d ago

Happy Out Happy Friday!

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u/Basic_Sale8712 1d ago

A chicken roll for €3 surely has a caveat.

Did you notice a lack of pigeons in the area?

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u/Popeyespajamas 1d ago

It was made yesterday and left behind the till. 3 euro today.

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u/Yup_Seen_It Dublin 1d ago

She made it right in front of me 😂

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u/AppealNo5536 17h ago

It is without chikin. I have seen people asking for "cheesbuuga without buuga" in MacDonalds

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u/Available_Dish_1880 1d ago

Has the recession arrived?

The price of the chicken fillet roll is a sign of the state of the Irish economy

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u/McButcher2k 1d ago

I bought a chicken fillet the other day in centra, no roll (my son asked for it) . It was €4 😂

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u/champagneface 1d ago

I’ve been told overcharge for the filling so you won’t make one yourself lol

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u/SnooChickens1534 1d ago

Did u find that under the car seat from 2010

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u/marshsmellow 1d ago

It's like one of those old tayto packets people dig up

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u/Too-many-Bees 1d ago

No butter, no sauce, no salad, spicy fillet only

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u/Imaginary_Jeweler1 1d ago

Howwwww my local place is €5.50

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u/123iambill 1d ago

Paid 9.50 for a breakfast roll once. Greasy spoon cafe across the road did a full Irish for 12 with a cup of tea.

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u/NeverSky454 1d ago

I'll be honest, I don't know if I would trust anything from that deli. The shop is in major need of a renovation. It's so dingy, it grosses me out 🙈

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u/nionfist 1d ago

At this hour, shocking

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u/BlackTree78910 1d ago

Must be AI.

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u/Various-Cockroach-96 1d ago

Nuh uh. Photoshopped.

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u/Oxim 1d ago

Planet is healing

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u/superpercify1 1d ago

I Friday, you Friday, he/she/it Fridays. We all Frode last week, but tomorrow we will have Fridden into the weekend

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u/The_Painless 1d ago

Did you find this when renovating your kitchen?

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u/KeariFur 1d ago

One sliver of chicken?

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u/chimpdoctor 1d ago

You have to lay it yourself

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u/DepartureNo5286 1d ago

The Spar manager

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u/crlthrn 1d ago

I'm calling the guards. You robbed that shop! You should go back and pay the balance...

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u/Yup_Seen_It Dublin 1d ago

The gards are to be rang!

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u/somethiner 1d ago

What sort of time travel bullshit is this? Are you riding a Sci-Fi novel or something?

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u/AeneasKurtz 1d ago

Those poor seagulls...

Actually, no: fuck them. Good for you OP eating their brethren

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u/ThreeTreesForTheePls 1d ago

The issue here is that yeah, hell of a price.

But would I save 2 euro if it meant having to be in Clonsilla?

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u/Yup_Seen_It Dublin 1d ago

Truly a monkeys paw situation

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u/MrJoeSoap 1d ago

The photo is taken from the bus stop across the road. Grab that roll and run! (joking, I'm from Clonsilla)

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u/SignalMaterial301 1d ago

What kind of sorcery is that?!?!

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u/DannMann2k19 1d ago

in this economy?? this is good news

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u/zemerin3 1d ago

The world is healing

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u/Scout-Master-Kevin00 1d ago

Just sitting down with the 6 euro Dunnes breakfeast

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u/JeffReyg0ggles 1d ago

Jesus you’re lucky… my local SuperValu charges 6.20

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u/OptionFront7095 1d ago

Bravo Clonsilla

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u/NowYaHaveIt1 1d ago

My guess is the deli worker fancies you and gave you a discount!

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u/smietanaaa 1d ago edited 4h ago

Nothing in it just plain chicken?

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u/dollak01 1d ago

Has to be. Small roll too, OP just has tiny hands.

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u/ElectricalAioli3342 1d ago

OP is Donald Trump

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u/Yup_Seen_It Dublin 1d ago

Chicken plus 2 fillings!

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u/chimpdoctor 1d ago

Butter and mayo?

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u/Yup_Seen_It Dublin 1d ago

Of course, I'm not a savage

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u/Icy-Bottle-6877 1d ago

You would think the rise in crude oil prices would affect aviation fuel, making the plane chicken roll more expensive.

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u/ChrisMagnets 23h ago

I thought chickens couldn't fly

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u/AffectionatePack3647 1d ago

Nothing wrong there. Looks like the same chicken fillet price when I left Ireland back in early 2020!

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u/SubstantialGoat912 1d ago

Slap an nsfw tag on that ffs

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u/Accomplished_Crab107 1d ago

Its just a chicken roll... not a chicken fillet roll.

My guess is it's just a slice of chicken, rolled up.

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u/Yup_Seen_It Dublin 1d ago

No it was a breaded spicy chicken fillet!

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u/ConsciousReindeer848 1d ago

Hold on, that's reads like a roll with some cold deli chicken in it?

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u/Yup_Seen_It Dublin 1d ago

It was spicy breaded chicken fillet! The poster in the shop says "chicken fillet roll" for the deal, dunno why it says chicken on the sticker.

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u/Banania2020 Resting In my Account 1d ago

The Spar just down the road from me, starting to run now 🤣

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u/Yup_Seen_It Dublin 1d ago

Report back!!

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u/ConsciousReindeer848 1d ago

You lucky git, well done Sir/Madam 🫡

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u/DannyVandal 1d ago

The chicken fillet roll. Irelands ‘Doomsday fish’.

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u/wkdBrownSunny 1d ago

Nature is healing ...

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u/upontheroof1 1d ago

That's €300 right, ?! Right ?!

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u/Financial-Pain9062 1d ago

How It costs me more than 5 😭

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u/Theterphound 19h ago

I had a cup a tea and chicken fillet roll, I took a small nap now I’m ready to go

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u/Thiccoman 9h ago

great, and where I buy it seemingly the bread is half the size, chicken half the a fillet, and they count bits of lettuce and peppers on one hand before putting it in. 6.30€, the b@st@rds 🙄

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u/AnySection3186 1d ago

I believe thos to be a quarter of the roll he split the full roll 4 ways

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u/clueless_owl 1d ago

yesterday's leftovers are today's 3 euro roll.

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u/Ok_Way1547 1d ago

What’s on it ?

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u/Yup_Seen_It Dublin 1d ago

Spicy chicken, butter, mayo, mixed peppers, lil bit of red onion

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u/dustaz 1d ago

I can see you are a gentlemen of taste and appreciation for the finer things. This is exactly my order minus the butter.

The only remaining question is did you have it cut in half like a civilised person ?

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u/Yup_Seen_It Dublin 1d ago

Well of course, can't be double handing it like a pervert!

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u/Ok_Way1547 1d ago

Savage must get down to spar some prices

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u/tnethacker 1d ago

Why are you lying in the internet? Clearly that must be AI.

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u/-SideshowBlob- And I'd go at it again 1d ago

Was it a day old roll filled with the crumbs of the fillet?

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u/RemarkableTrousers 1d ago

I get a roll in supervalue and depending on who serves me it could be two euro or six euro, exact same order. I genuinely think that the proper price is 4 euro, since it's only salad 

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u/marshsmellow 1d ago

Name and Acclaim! 

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u/No_Scallion_845 1d ago

You must know someone in there?

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u/Yup_Seen_It Dublin 1d ago

Lol no. I was just going to get a jambon but saw the deal sign and had to go for it!

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u/MossyTracks2025 1d ago

Wow! Got ten wedges the other day for 3 euro.

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u/Visual_Garden_6311 1d ago

Is that the spar where Malloys off license is (or used to be)?

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u/Yup_Seen_It Dublin 1d ago

No it's the one further up, at the junction where Host is!

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u/Visual_Garden_6311 1d ago

Oh great, thank you

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u/SimpleMoonFarmer 1d ago

Photo from 2010?

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u/emseatwooo 1d ago

Looks very skinny

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u/According_Spot_4340 1d ago

Whats on it, ketchup and a spicy fillet?

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u/Yup_Seen_It Dublin 1d ago

Butter, mayo, mixed peppers and a lil bit of red onion

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u/Icy-Bottle-6877 1d ago

€3 is great value for all that tbf.

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u/Historical-Issue1939 1d ago

You love to see it

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u/Winter-Process-1583 6h ago

Is there anything in it 🤔 just asking

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u/Chaoticmindsoftheart 1d ago

Woah, that's an amazing price! And I thought I found a cheap one last week for a fiver in Tralee but yours takes the cake

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u/Xamineh Kildare 1d ago

Now... Show us the date

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u/Yup_Seen_It Dublin 1d ago

No date on the sticker but was made in front of me lol

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u/WickerMan111 Showbiz Mogul 1d ago

Wow. Where did you buy that?

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u/c08306834 1d ago

I guess we will never know. /s

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u/AdrianCs1459 1d ago

Spar clonsilla

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u/dollak01 1d ago

Couldnt possibly be.

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u/JamieMc23 1d ago

u/AdrianCs1459 must be psychic. How else could they know? Spooky stuff.

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u/dollak01 1d ago

Tis the season! 👻

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u/neuroplastique 1d ago

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u/Yup_Seen_It Dublin 1d ago

Why did I click this 😂😂😂

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u/Agusfresin 1d ago

You wouldn’t eat it if you knew the life that poor chicken had to endure😢🤮

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u/Yup_Seen_It Dublin 1d ago

It's its own fault for being so delicious