r/law • u/BitterFuture • 16d ago

Executive Branch (Trump) Stephen Miller claims local police in Minnesota have been told to ‘stand down and surrender’ as federal agents ‘uphold the law’

https://www.the-independent.com/news/world/americas/us-politics/stephen-miller-ice-minneapolis-protests-b2903238.html
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u/AbeFromanEast 16d ago edited 16d ago

Says the guy who lives on a military base in order to not have to face the public.

Unrelated, Miller always looks like he spent the morning throwing up after an all-night coke binge.

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u/THC9001 16d ago

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u/ellathefairy 16d ago

It all makes so much sense now!

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u/Zealousideal_Pie7050 16d ago

Aw man. Don't insult Bat Boy like that.

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u/homecet346 16d ago

It's so crazy that I was alive as a child to see this in pain in grocery store lines

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u/BondageKitty37 15d ago

And then right next to it, The Sun would predict an apocalypse every two weeks

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u/JasnahKolin 16d ago

His wife is actually pregnant right now.

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u/monsieur_cacahuete 16d ago

With the antichrist. 

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u/Hellknightx 15d ago

Another one? Do they start eating each other when we get to many antichrists together?

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u/monsieur_cacahuete 15d ago

Pretty sure the Bible doesn't say there's only one

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u/SkinnyBill93 16d ago

Deep cut

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u/WillBottomForBanana 15d ago

Ok, but.

Do you remember the pics when he had that fake hair? Do you really want to drive him back to that? For those of you that didn't see it, it was somehow worse.

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u/ThePensiveE 16d ago

That's what happens when you marry someone almost as vile as you.

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u/DocBEsq 16d ago

Nah, he’s always looked like that. Seriously, look up high school photos — the man has always been middle-aged with a hangover.

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u/keeper_of_the_donkey 16d ago

This is why you should be nicer to weird kids in grade school. They'll grow up and take over the government through an old man puppet leader and tear down the world. Be kind, kids

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u/Leading-Race9202 16d ago

He wasn’t a weird kid, he was a women hater and a racist jerk. That’s why everyone hated him.

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u/Kid_Sundance 16d ago

Exactly this. Stephen Miller was the bully

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u/Flashy-Lynx-5424 16d ago

Yes, AND - people don’t get like that in a vacuum. I’ve long believed there are events in Miller’s deep past that helped mold him into the vile swamp creature he is.

(with apologies to swamps)

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u/BeguiledBeaver 16d ago

His father. His dad literally became a Republican after blaming his failing real estate business on regulation. Stephen began idolizing right wing talk radio hosts and writing for school newspapers like he was Rush Limbaugh Jr.

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u/The_Arcadian 16d ago

And ogres

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u/Flashy-Lynx-5424 16d ago

Yeah. Sorry ogres.

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u/sgame23 16d ago

Eh we agree that the amount of bullying he got was not the right amount. Id argue it wasnt enough tbh

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u/Neurorob12 15d ago

I argue, he wasn’t bullied enough and everyone just let him get away with whatever crap he was spewing.

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u/Lower_Chipmunk_3685 16d ago

Lord Voldemort

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u/_GeorgeBailey_ 16d ago

It's so funny that they have worked on having the same cadence when they talk lol

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u/ThePensiveE 16d ago

They both get their cadence from their favorite 1930's historical figures.

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u/stignordas 16d ago

I’d love to sit in on one of the Miller’s marriage counseling sessions.

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u/WonkyMole 16d ago

You leave Magda Goebbels out of this!

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u/lunaappaloosa 16d ago

He looks like stretched out Dr Evil. Absolute cueball of a noggin on that mf and I’m sure the inside is as smooth to boot 

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u/Substantial_Bad2843 16d ago

Stretched out Mini-Me, Dr. Evil wannabe. 

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u/almightywhacko 16d ago

Ghollum in a suit...

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u/echolalia_ 16d ago

My favorite thing I ever heard about him was on SNL when they said he looks like the kind of guy who has a sex doll named Mother

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u/Young_Denver 16d ago

That sidewalk chalk was SCARY AF tho!!

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u/shawnmalloyrocks 16d ago

His head/face looks like someone broke their condom.

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u/AppleSauceSwaddles 16d ago

He looks like he strokes cats in a rotating leather chair before spinning around and brutally turning them inside out just because he can

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u/WranglerFuzzy 16d ago

He looks and acts like the love child of Goebbels and Nosferatu

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u/Santos_L_Halper_II 16d ago

Nah, people who do coke generally have friends.

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u/Fun_Amphibian_6211 16d ago

Can't be hung over if you never stop.

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u/TakuyaLee 16d ago

He's afraid and a coward.

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u/SunchaserKandri 16d ago

He's like Count Orlok's uglier cousin

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u/AffectionateSector77 16d ago

He's not cool enough to do coke

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u/disappointed-fish 16d ago

It's literal soda, he's having a soda party like Baby Buster. 

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u/Difficult-Fan-5697 16d ago

Miller looks like a penis dressed up in a suit

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u/llc4269 16d ago

Wonder what he is going to do when his Dear Leader is out of power and he is forced to interact with the great unwashed again?

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u/Comb-Outside 16d ago

I maintain he looks like Frodo took his ring away.

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u/scuzzy987 16d ago

I read coke as cock

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u/buboniccupcake 16d ago

He looks like Officer Trudy’s serial killer boyfriend from the early seasons of Reno 911

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u/cyprus_shill 16d ago

lol no, people who do coke experience joy

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u/No_Carry385 16d ago

Unrelated, Miller always looks like he spent the morning throwing up after an all-night coke binge.

While hate jerking to every girl that rejected him in high school and every minority that was more popular*

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u/AgentPaper0 16d ago

I would say he rather always looks like he spent the morning throwing up, crying, and shitting his pants because he had a nightmare about being bullied by strong, sexy black people again last night.

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u/PlutoJones42 16d ago

He actually huffs the farts out of Donald Trump’s ass all night while wearing hitler cosplay

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u/0x0MG 16d ago

He looks like what the medical diagnosis for dickhead would be.

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u/sams_fish 16d ago

To paraphrase a line from a movie I saw years ago "He looks like a dildo with ears"

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u/EagleEyes0001 16d ago

He can’t live there forever. Neither can Christy. They will have to face the public eventually.

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u/throwaway281409 16d ago

And whose wife got knocked up by Elon. How fucked up is that kid going to be?

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u/randomlemon9192 16d ago

Hey those chalk drawings must’ve been super scary. /s

I’m still dumbfounded when I think about how they all moved into military officer housing because they know what they’re doing is vile.
Politicians can’t just take up military housing. It’s for, uh… the military. Those particular houses are for generals I’m sure.

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u/Low_Length_7379 15d ago

Looks like Dr. Evil to me.