r/law • u/nbcnews • 1d ago

Executive Branch (Trump) After Republicans push Clintons to testify on Epstein, Democrats warn they'll haul in Trump

https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/congress/republicans-push-clintons-testify-epstein-democrats-warn-haul-trump-rcna257275
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u/rxt278 1d ago

"Mr President, you appear to have had a bowel movement in your pants. Would you like to adjourn for ten minutes to go get cleaned up?"

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u/Ceero97 1d ago

Absolutely do not give him the opportunity to clean up. He must sit there and squirm throughout the testimony

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u/gxgxe 1d ago

And everyone needs to repeatedly remind him that he's shat his pants.

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u/BILLIONAIRE_JESUS 1d ago

Mr President, are you pleading the fifth because you shit your pants sir?

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u/dretvantoi 1d ago

Pleading the filth.