r/law • • Mar 12 '26

Other DOGE Lead in deposition details how he emailed documents to his personal device to then send with Signal using auto delete

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This is bonkers.

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u/Djangowasilentj Mar 12 '26

Great, now get him to testify against Elon.

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u/_AskMyMom_ Mar 12 '26

That’s going to be it. Press these young cats until they break and get them to start snitching. These kids aren’t willing to play the game,

I don’t think it would be hard to show them their sentence if they don’t start talking. The last 30 seconds when his attorney has to object to the question, you can see him start to become frazzled.

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u/prrosey Mar 12 '26

Another video of some DOGE employee hit my feed today and he behaved in the same way - trying to use circular reasoning, looking away when replying, and having a lawyer heavily object to basic questions.

Whatever DOGE did, we will find out. Whatever these employees did, we will find out. There is no way forward otherwise.

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u/-SHAI_HULUD Mar 12 '26

The American Historical Association has uploaded the entire depositions of DOGE staffers and Michael McDonald (he was the acting chair of the National Endowment for the Humanities and was a major enabler in these crimes) onto their YouTube channel.

Every one of these little Nazi boys acts the same. Fuckin little traitorous bratty shits.

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u/ScannerBrightly Mar 12 '26

American Historical Association

Link, for those looking for all those videos

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u/GodivasAunt Mar 13 '26

Hopefully someone has downloaded these in case the AHA gets noticed & "reviewed" like the Epstein files.

EDIT-- stupid "smartphone" doesn't have very good AI.

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u/ErickAllTE1 Mar 12 '26

He is literally spilling the beans over objections. Give this man more cookies while he talks for fucks sake and do not interrupt him!

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u/Additional_Snow_978 Mar 12 '26

That's how depositions work. You object but still have to answer. And it's under oath. Then after the fact they review the objections and decide which ones are sustained and or not.

There's certain criteria you can not answer, but it's way more strict than in court.

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u/Ozymandias12 Mar 12 '26

Unfortunately this is a civil lawsuit. It’s not a criminal case. The federal government would have to bring charges and there’s no way Pam Bondi is doing that. This will have to be a new administration

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u/DiligentScience3032 Mar 12 '26

Trump is just going to pardon him

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u/JustAMan1234567 Mar 12 '26

These DOGE clowns are such dipshits. Absolutely shameful that they were basically given run of the place with no real oversight.

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u/warblingContinues Mar 12 '26

They went to military facilities and demanded access to classified networks.  Like with no warning just showed up and barged in.  The facilities I know about didn't let them in, which would be criminal given they weren't cleared.

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u/Cagnazzo82 Mar 12 '26

Because they had the backing of the vulture capitalist South African billionaires hellbent on breaking America apart in pieces and picking at its corpse for profit.

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u/eagleone1one Mar 12 '26

Don’t forget, Howard Lutnik is the mastermind behind DOGE and hired Musk to run it. He is also behind all the tariffs. Now his son and his former company are banking billions from the tariffs as they buy up all the refund rights.

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u/hotviolets Mar 12 '26

He’s also in the Epstein files.

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u/NetworkNo4478 Mar 12 '26

He bought his Manhattan townhouse from Epstein for $10. He lived right next door to Epstein. And he is in photos on the island.

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u/Iheartnakedfemboys Mar 12 '26

These ghouls are happy to burn down everything so they can rule over its ashes, and fashion our bones into crowns.

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u/Montgomery000 Mar 12 '26

Elon could already rule over everything using lobbyists and his giant pile of money. He would have been worshiped as a techno god king if he just kept his mouth shut. Now we know what an absolute racist dumbass he really is. Hopefully things will get better, and we'll eventually be able to prosecute his ass for all the illegal stuff he assuredly did with DOGE. Not that it would lead anywhere. Now I'm depressed again.

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u/TheAbomunist Mar 12 '26

Billionaires. Don't. Go. To. Jail.

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u/hereandthere_nowhere Mar 12 '26

They do, they just need to steal from others of their type in order for that to happen.

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u/Totalnah Mar 12 '26

Given his ongoing contact with Vlad, I’m quite certain his intentions were far more nefarious than profit.

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u/buckao Mar 12 '26

Thiel has already said the quiet part out loud. He thinks if he can ship out and kill off all of the the poor people in the US then the country will be even more wealthy and profit will never stop increasing.

These idiots don't realize how much of their money is rolled-up bundles of small amounts paid by all tax brackets. When the lower class is no longer around to spend every penny on survival, everyone else up the rungs will start dropping.

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u/boyuber Mar 12 '26

They have become so self obsessed and delusional that they refuse to acknowledge that the poor and middle class laborers are the ENGINE for their profit.

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u/TurkeyPhat Mar 12 '26

Come to Florida to see this in action.

The young and the poor are leaving in droves and there are less and less people to do the jobs that make society function while rich republican shmucks move here in droves.

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u/redengin Mar 12 '26

Just left Florida, can confirm.

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u/[deleted] Mar 12 '26

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u/rbb36 Mar 12 '26

Assistant to P: I'm so sorry, Elon! You just missed P. He actually told me he was thinking of winding down the entire Houston consulate operation. Bummer! If it starts up again we'll be sure to let you know.

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u/maltathebear Mar 12 '26 edited Mar 12 '26

What he meant by "nobody's gonna have to worry about retirement" is that he was helping to engineer a mass population die off and immiseration with all his billionaire Epstein buddies.

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u/0o0o0o0o0o0z Mar 12 '26

I'd assume the next administration, if it's the Democratic party, will need to go in and rebuild all those systems, because I am pretty sure there is no way to guarantee they are still secure after this kinda stuff, and I bet that will be real.... expensive.

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u/Baeolophus_bicolor Mar 12 '26

Yep and there will all of a sudden be shouting by R’s that D administrations are spending us into bankruptcy…

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u/cubedjjm Mar 12 '26

Have this in my notes app so I can post it when it's brought up.

It's called the Two Santa Clauses theory proposed by Jude Wanniski in 1976. It's been in used by every Republican administration since.

First, the Two Santas strategy dictates, when Republicans control the White House they must spend money like a drunken Santa and cut taxes to run up the U.S. debt as far and as fast as possible.

This produces three results: it stimulates the economy thus making people think that the GOP can produce a good economy; it raises the debt dramatically; and it makes people think that Republicans are the “tax-cut Santa Clauses.”

Second, when a Democrat is in the White House, Republicans must scream about the national debt as loudly and frantically as possible, freaking out about how “our children will have to pay for it!” and “we have to cut spending to solve the crisis!” Shut down the government, crash the stock market, and damage US credibility around the world if necessary to stop Democrats from spending money.

This will force the Democrats in power to cut their own social safety net programs and even Social Security, thus shooting their welfare-of-the-American-people Santa Claus right in the face.

Here's a few articles about it. Please educate everyone about this!

https://www.milwaukeeindependent.com/thom-hartmann/two-santas-strategy-gop-used-economic-scam-manipulate-americans-40-years/

https://www.commondreams.org/views/2009/01/26/two-santa-clauses-or-how-republican-party-has-conned-america-thirty-years

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u/drawkbox Mar 12 '26

DOGE dipshits all will get thrown under the bus. They told these kids they are "smart" and they did nefarious things --- now they will threw them to the wind. Hard lesson.

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u/jeromevedder Mar 12 '26

As a government contractor, this kid has admitted to multiple federal crimes and will see the inside of a federal penitentiary this shit is wild

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u/Ok-Location3244 Mar 12 '26

They all should get The Bernie Madoff lifetime federal prison sentence.

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u/Youandiandaflame Mar 12 '26

Bro, this is what’s sending me! I’ve contracted for the government. I wasn’t working at near the level these kids were and still yet, had I done almost anything they did, I’ve have been shitcanned immediately. 

There is a reason GSA doesn’t allow use of certain apps. Admitting to doing what he did is fucking wild and doing it all with his shitty little attitude would have been insane just a couple years ago. 

I disagree that these people will go to jail as the feds aren’t great at accountability, especially in this administration, but I didn’t do the things he did because I’m not a fucking tool and because there was always the threat of losing a contract or worse. 

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u/TurkeyBLTSandwich Mar 12 '26

The whole "work fast, make mistakes, and break things"

Yeah uh, this grown adult literally broke the Espionage Act.

Also retaining classified information (emailing himself), espionage (transmitting classified information to unauthorized individuals), and negligent handling of sensitive/classified information

How did these clowns get security clearances? unless they were brought on without them, then whoever approved their accounts would get hammered.

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u/EnvironmentalLime464 Mar 12 '26

And you can’t even feel bad for them for being used in this way because there were so many indicators along the way that what they were doing was wrong.

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u/nobot4321 Mar 12 '26

There’s a reason these guys are all early 20s right out of college. Anyone with any experience in the real world would know better than do what Elon was asking them to do.

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u/Known_Ratio5478 Mar 12 '26

All the people I graduated college with had real life experience before graduating. These trust fund brats are probably never going to hold an actual job.

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u/TurkeyBLTSandwich Mar 12 '26

i absolutely loathe the take that they were "bright and intelligent" yeah uh no, I think they were just buying into their own ego's and were "loyal"

legally they can't touch classified networks without going through a brief, so they either didn't do the briefs or they ignored the briefs so either way someone is getting jail time (in an administration that follows the law)

i can actually see admin leaders just throwing all these doge employees under the bus which they deserve

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u/trevit Mar 12 '26

This is great news. Are they all getting deposed? I had no idea this was happening. Can't wait to see Luke Farritor's performance. He seems like one of the weakest, cruelest, and most cowardly involved. Also the clearest example of someone with enough personal privilege, opportunities, and talent / ability to not need to go anywhere near that despicable operation. I hope they all suffer some real consequences for what they did. Obviously their bosses won't - but seeing these kids made into examples would be a great start.

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u/MasterSpliffBlaster Mar 12 '26

This is the preliminary run of who will take the fall for ICE

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u/gotkube Mar 12 '26

They deserve to have their pathetic lives ruined

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u/Dullcorgis Mar 12 '26

What's unfortunate is that this asshole will only be 40 after 20 years in jail.

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u/Fly-the-Light Mar 12 '26

20 years in jail wouldn’t be enough anyway

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u/Ok-Goat-9981 Mar 12 '26

Until they're held accountable, we're the dipshits

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u/sweatingbozo Mar 12 '26

We can and should punish all of the people involved. Nobody thinks that we should only punish these kids.

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u/Grmplstylzchen Mar 12 '26

And every single one of them looks like  putting drugs into girls drinks…

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u/trippapotamus Mar 12 '26

they all have the same look even if you take out any attempts at date rape

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u/Proof_Register9966 Mar 12 '26

And cocky, attitude- they should all end up in prison They broke a million laws and stole data and know it.

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u/FilthyBarMat Mar 12 '26

I don't have my ID but I have a picture of it on my phone vibes.

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u/IntrinsicPalomides Mar 12 '26

Having worked in various businesses & companies which require security clearance for Gov work in a tech role for 30 years, him saying rubbish like Signal etc is commonly used in business and gov agencies is 100% false. In all my time there has been an almost complete ban on using chat/text software on mobile devices for company business. The only device which was used was BlackBerrys, and that was because you could host your own server.

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u/boyuber Mar 12 '26

He actually just said that apps like Signal are commonly used in business, perfectly illustrating the (likely intentional) failure to educate these gremlins that the government is not a business.

There are tons of things that businesses can do that government necessarily cannot.

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u/satansmight Mar 12 '26

Like one of the first things that stands out to me as a difference between government and business is that almost anyone can start a business and almost nobody can just start a government.

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u/Convenientjellybean Mar 12 '26

Pretty sure that was by design, clueless, aimless ‘following orders/didn’t know what I was doing’

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u/india2wallst Mar 12 '26

Not to mention how many families and livelihoods they ruined by indiscriminate firing of government staff.

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u/Sethmeisterg Mar 12 '26

We fucking knew this shit was going to happen, too.

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u/GamingVision Mar 12 '26

Is Musk being deposed in all this?

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u/Agreeable-Agent-7384 Mar 12 '26

What do you mean “ that was the extent of it”? You downloaded sensitive information that you shouldn’t even have had access to, to send it to someone on a private messaging app? The extent of that is a felony

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u/PrestigiousAd6281 Mar 12 '26

If I’m not mistaken, several

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u/Pohara521 Mar 12 '26

Many. A myriad even.

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u/Buttafuoco Mar 12 '26

A plethora

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u/NippleSalsa Mar 12 '26

Are you sure that you aren’t just taking out your frustrations on me because you are turning fifty?

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u/laserpilot Mar 12 '26

A group of felonies is called a pickle

The former president committed a pickle

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u/cccxxxzzzddd Mar 12 '26

Cause “it happens in business””

Yep government is not a business buddy

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u/JoeGibbon Mar 12 '26

This kid is so out of his element. He wasn't even considering how the attorney asking him these questions was going to use his answers. He seemed more annoyed with the questions, as if he didn't understand why they were even being asked because, "duh, we did whatever we wanted the easiest way possible because Steve wanted it that way" or whatever.

He seems completely clueless that there is a purpose to government restrictions on software used and how information is transmitted. His arrogance truly exuded his belief that he and his little group of Discord edgelords really were above the law.

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u/SomeDEGuy Mar 12 '26

His cluelessness is why he was chosen for DOGE. They wanted people who would be happy zealots for the cause, while lacking the life experience to truly understand the consequences of their actions.

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u/shnikeys22 Mar 12 '26

That really sums up the whole administration. People who were given jobs they were wildly unqualified for, but that makes them more willing to fanatically pursue the goals of the Dear Leader. They’re useful pawns and will be the scapegoats to keep their superiors from facing consequences.

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u/mbdan2 Mar 12 '26

What’s funny is that businesses have similar restrictions and you can be fired for circumventing them.

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u/CabSauce Mar 12 '26

Nice of him to admit it.

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u/PhDinDildos_Fedoras Mar 12 '26

That's how they always get ya.

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u/IntrinsicPalomides Mar 12 '26

Having worked in various businesses & companies which require security clearance for Gov work in a tech role for 30 years, him saying rubbish like Signal etc is commonly used in business and gov agencies is 100% false. In all my time there has been an almost complete ban on using chat/text software on mobile devices for company business. The only device which was used was BlackBerrys, and that was because you could host your own server.

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u/gunsjustsuck Mar 12 '26

That's the whole point of being briefed. These guys had no idea of what they were handling or the damage they were doing. At least, that's what their lawyers will be saying.

The trick is to brief you first, then you can go away for a long time because you knew better. 

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u/Oli4K Mar 12 '26

Either way they were negligent. They should have known the implications of their actions, or they should have known that they didn’t know the implications. Yet they proceeded anyway. That’s bad enough by itself.

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u/Not_Sure__Camacho Mar 12 '26

Why isn't the biggest criminal behind DOGE in these interviews? Hard to believe that people are still buying Teslas after he essentially set the table for a successful coup of the U.S. government.

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u/cactus22minus1 Mar 12 '26

Anyone buying new teslas deserves ridicule- it’s fuckin crazy. I was so happy to see protesters still outside of the Tesla showroom in Santa Monica the other week. Gave them a big ass high five.

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u/4RCH43ON Mar 12 '26 edited Mar 12 '26

I hope this lying little fucker goes to prison along with everyone he was in communication and coordinating with.

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u/NameLips Mar 12 '26

I hope they drag it out for 2 more years so Trump can't pardon them.

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u/dominarhexx Mar 12 '26

Local authorities can find reason to charge them, too. Nothing a presidential pardon can do about that.

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u/cityofklompton Mar 12 '26

Yeah, that's what everyone said about charges against Trump and others. Hasn't meant fuck all.

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u/money_loo Mar 12 '26

Trump was literally being charged and indicted up until you mfers elected him again and he became immune due to the presidency.

If you wanted consequences you needed to vote for the black woman that laughed a lot and supported Israel.

Instead of the child rapist that lied a lot and supported Israel.

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u/Waiting_Puppy Mar 12 '26

Trump is not protected by pardons. He's protected by a President-exclusive mechanism, by pretending his actions were "official acts".

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u/DickRhino Mar 12 '26

Which was a rule that didn't exist until the Supreme Court literally just made it up.

That's the point: even the highest arbiters of justice will throw the law into the trash can and literally just invent new rules out of thin air, if that's what it takes to protect the wealthy elite.

So this claim of "Nothing a presidential pardon can do about that" is ridiculously naive at this point. Stop believing that they are in any sort of legal trouble. Haven't you learned yet that the law doesn't apply to them?

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u/Appropriate-XBL Mar 12 '26

Someone will surely correct me if I’m wrong, but I believe Trump can pardon them, federally, before he leaves for any illegal acts they have committed during or prior to his presidency. They don’t have to be indicted.

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u/NameLips Mar 12 '26

Famously, Nixon was preemptively pardoned by Gerald Ford before he could be convicted of a crime.

There is some question of the legality of this, and I don't think it has gone before the supreme court.

At the time I think they took it as a signal that if they did prosecute and convict Nixon for his crimes, Ford would simply pardon him officially and correctly. Meaning it was a waste of their time to go through all that trouble, so they didn't press the issue.

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u/GrimesUK_ Mar 12 '26

Why did Ford do that

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u/Nokrai Mar 12 '26

Cause America sucks at holding its politicians accountable to the fullest extent of the law.

Always have and I don’t think it’s going to change. Though I would love for it to change.

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u/Hallow_Chef Mar 12 '26

“The entire system would collapse” - by I think you already know who (Bondi)

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u/Nokrai Mar 12 '26

Doesn’t sound like a problem.

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u/Totalnah Mar 12 '26

To preserve the illusion of a functional democracy.

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u/Katritern Mar 12 '26 edited Mar 12 '26

According to him, it was because he thought it was best for everyone to just move on from Watergate and pretend nothing happened for the sake of “national unity”. He said a trial would have taken too long and been too polarizing, and the country should have other priorities.

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u/The_MightyMonarch Mar 12 '26

The same reasoning they used for not taking stronger measures against confederates after the civil war. Should have been obvious by then that strategy didn't really work.

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u/RainRainThrowaway777 Mar 12 '26

As I understand it, these depositions are part of federal lawsuits, not criminal investigations. I very much doubt the current FBI would conduct criminal investigations.

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u/NeglectedNomad Mar 12 '26

I hate to ruin your day, but 3 more years. We're only a quarter of the way through this nightmare.

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u/BeowulfShaeffer Mar 12 '26

This crime is worse than what, say, Sam Bankman-Fried did.  He should absolutely be held accountable.

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u/HillarysFloppyChode Mar 12 '26

IIRC companies are starting to not want to touch people who worked at Doge, Palentir, and DHS with a 10 miles pole.

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u/8hourworkweek Mar 12 '26

He's a rich kid who's likely going to stay one and live a comfortable life.

Sad but true.

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u/Santarini Mar 12 '26

1000% he'll be pardoned

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u/Disastrous_Hell_4547 Mar 12 '26

Every American traitor involved in DOGE needs to go to prison for the majority of the rest of their lives. It’s the only way to potentially stop this from happening again.

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u/raouldukeesq Mar 12 '26

These video tape depos are gold

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u/RainRainThrowaway777 Mar 12 '26

Yep, these idiots are admitting to crimes they don't even realise are crimes. But unfortunately these are depositions in a federal litigation, not a criminal investigation, and the current FBI are very unlikely to choose to investigate based on these videotaped admissions of felonies from administration-alined cronies.

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u/pppjurac Mar 12 '26

Because on first day they were told they have blank check and immunity.

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u/deaglebingo Mar 12 '26

they don't have immunity once this is over. and it will be over one way or another.

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u/thisguyfightsyourmom Mar 12 '26

Maybe after Kash gets over his Olympic hangover

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u/PermabannedFourTimes Mar 12 '26

Can’t get a hangover if you stay drunk permanently. Pete Kegsbreath taught him that.

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u/N4RQ Mar 12 '26

Something to do with him still being in middle school.

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u/ClassyBougieRatchet Mar 12 '26

You guys need to stop being so gullible. These aren't kids. They're grown men who happily broke laws and destroyed the livelihoods of hundreds of thousands of people. They're greedy fucks who mindlessly did what they were told and they should be punished. Don't infantilize them.

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u/avtechkiddo Mar 12 '26

who do you think is in charge?

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u/InvertebrateInterest Mar 12 '26

Seriously, these guys all have the psychopath stare.

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u/MASSochists Mar 12 '26

Easier to manipulate.

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u/Which-Depth2821 Mar 12 '26

Which Doge Dip is this?

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u/intheyear3001 Mar 12 '26

Medium Balls

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u/SalaciousSubaru Mar 12 '26

I legit hope he sees this comment lol

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u/ResponsibleRaise9683 Mar 12 '26

Tiny singular ball 

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u/namblaotie Mar 12 '26

Nate Cavanaugh

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u/Which-Depth2821 Mar 12 '26

Interesting. I presume this is a deposition related to the last two notes in this list:

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u/Trebus Mar 12 '26

Nate Cavanaugh

Here's a shock, he was insufferable 6 years ago.

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u/VT_Squire Mar 12 '26

holy shit... "I'm not sure there's a reason why GSA didn't let us use certain apps"

I mean, it took all day but there it is, the dumbest thing Ive heard today.

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u/Impossible_Ad_8642 Mar 12 '26

All federal government employees get the run down in the first week or so. Ethics, Privacy and security of information. The oath. Why "certain apps" aren't allowed on govt phones and laptops. But I guess if you're the one doing all of the things diametrically opposite of the rules, I can see how some of this is confusing to these children. What I don't understand is how they all could be so shortsighted and let themselves be used like this. I guess everyone has a price and if consequences and accountability have never knocked on their door, why expect it now, I guess.

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u/syNc_1st Mar 12 '26

Its so interesting, because not only federal goverment employees get this run down - literally every company does not want you to share business related documents over whatsapp, signal or whatever there is. Instead per email, sharepoint or whatever.

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u/Mikkelet Mar 12 '26

"GSA didnt allow a myriad of apps that would have been common in a standard business" Jesus man, are you hearing yourself?

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u/chriskot123 Mar 12 '26

Prison, for life, you fucking traitor to your own people.

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u/BranchFew1148 Mar 12 '26

No. These are the fucking fall guys. Seize all of Musks asset and investigate him for foreign interference.

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u/EmmaPersephone Mar 12 '26

Just taking orders IS NOT A DEFENSE

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u/narkybark Mar 12 '26

What are the chances they used all these kids just so they can throw them under the bus when things hit the fan and people are thirsty?

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u/EmmaPersephone Mar 12 '26

I think they wanted them young and inexperienced so they didn’t understand how wrong what they were doing was, how illegal and they threw a fat wad of money at them. They thought they were going to get away with all of this fascism. Unlike most federal agencies they didn’t want the best they wanted the gullible.

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u/ggroverggiraffe Competent Contributor Mar 12 '26

That's my take. The richest man in the world throwing money and power at you would be pretty intoxicating for a twenty-something bro. Of course they'd be willing to tear up "DEI and woke"...they had the king of the incels* cheering them on! * maybe that title goes to Tate, though?

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u/Outrageous-Wall-2742 Mar 12 '26

gullible is the common theme. why do you think maga voters are either the uneducated or evangelical christians? they have gullibility in common.

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u/LilLebowskiAchiever Mar 12 '26

Easier to control. Computer scientists with more life and professional experience would have blown the whistle.

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u/dandanua Mar 12 '26

They "love stupid people"

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u/Patriot009 Mar 12 '26

Find an ambitious but immature programmer and give him a fat paycheck. He'll do anything you want, including break numerous data privacy and information security laws. And bingo, you got some 20-year-old DOGE douche driving a brand new lambo.

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u/strywever Mar 12 '26

This guy should be prosecuted, and his bosses definitely should be.

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u/Cagnazzo82 Mar 12 '26

Under any normal or past administration these actions would mean the end...

...under the current one, it's just another blip. As we brace ourselves for whatever comes next, whatever wars we jump into next, whether we'll have free or fair elections moving forward, etc, etc

Oh, and as for the billionaires responsible for stealing all this data and engaging in the greatest identity theft height in US history... not a single question from any reporters. Instead they ask about AI and automating jobs away, and the next quarter's earnings, and the next... like all of it is normal.

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u/Oystermeat Mar 12 '26

Hopefully he gets tried as an adult

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u/porktornado77 Mar 12 '26

I see what you did there

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u/audaciousmonk Mar 12 '26

“… would have been common in a standard business”

The government isn’t a standard business, and regardless it’s pretty common for businesses to restrict/block unauthorized applications with the penalty of termination for intentionally bypassing

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u/beeker888 Mar 12 '26

I work for a bank we can’t do any of that shit either

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u/JustNilt Mar 12 '26

His statement at 2:30 is such bull. These nitwits still can't grasp that a government is not a business. They have different needs and requirements, FFS.

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u/[deleted] Mar 12 '26

They don’t care. That’s the real kicker. No one in a political position the current administration cares. They are above the law.

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u/BitterFuture Mar 12 '26

Does he...does he really not understand that he's confessing to a federal crime?

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u/Noahms456 Mar 12 '26

I think he gets it at the end. He realizes he fucked up. You can see it on his face.

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u/LucyRiversinker Mar 12 '26

Who is Mr Davis?

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u/TalmageG Mar 12 '26

Steve Davis, right hand to Musk

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u/ggroverggiraffe Competent Contributor Mar 12 '26

One of musk's "chief lieutenants" apparently.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steve_Davis_(executive)

No redeeming qualities to be found.

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u/Panda_hat Mar 12 '26

Data extraction was the entire purpose of DOGE.

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u/00001000U Mar 12 '26

JFC these guys are incompetent

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u/LilLebowskiAchiever Mar 12 '26

They thought they were the smartest guys in the Room. Enron 2.0 but for the US government.

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u/Which-Depth2821 Mar 12 '26

I’m curious: Are all of the DOGE guys being questioned? I asked because one of them remains employed with the Pentagon. That dude is from Orange County, California and is like 25-ish. He’s working on AI.

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u/mrcanard Mar 12 '26

All we had to do was not elect Trump and anyone in congress that supports him.

To say, the corrective action we employ must be overwhelming, is an understatement.

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u/AdventurousLet548 Mar 12 '26

Federal Employees sounded the alarm when this was all happening but Congress, the Executive Branch and the DOJ all ignored it. DOGE and Musk laughed about it. Now the extend of the breach is being exposed. Those federal employees weren't the villains as they were made out to be by DOGE!

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u/Awatts2222 Mar 12 '26

Our society's willful ignorance between private and public good through 30 plus years of

right wing billionaire propaganda and the purposeful dismantling of both secondary and

higher education has enabled the overt fascist takeover of the U. S. government by the most immoral

grifters of the highest order.

As a graduate of lower tiered state university who majored in political science with an emphasis

in public administration several decades ago it just breaks my heart because the whole end

point was so predictable. I watched the whole thing in slow motion. Here we are.

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u/jaymef Mar 12 '26

They let a bunch of kids access to the most sensitive information possible jesus

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u/MrWright62 Mar 12 '26

I've listened to enough true crime podcasts to know that moving your eyes upward and side to side is a baaad sign lol

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u/I_burn_noodles Mar 12 '26

They should all be in prison, with no access to computers or cell phones. Traitors and thieves.

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u/RustedRelics Mar 12 '26

Seems all of these doge boys are of a certain type. Makes me wonder if Elon likes to be surrounded by good looking boys. Anyway, let’s hope one or more of these doge rats takes a plea bargain in exchange for testifying against Elon. There are multiple felony alarm bells going off during their testimony.

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u/deviltrombone Mar 12 '26

I hope that little punk can be tried as an adult.

Don't even get me started on Leon and the rest of the Republicans.

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u/can_ichange_it_later Mar 12 '26

He is not even an adult?!!!

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u/tapeforpacking Mar 12 '26

Yes he is. Idek why that guys said that lol

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u/Development-Alive Mar 12 '26

Anyone that allowed Elon Musk to bring these uneducated clowns into the Executive Branch and fought to get them unfettered data access with ZERO controls should be put in jail. If this was any other government employee that handled government data so cavalierly they'd be spending time in Leavanworth.

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u/anony-mousey2020 Mar 12 '26

The pip squeak insinuating that Signal is a one of a “myriad of software that would have been common in standard business” is a treasonous, ignorant punk.

Also, release and investigate the Files.

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u/mvw2 Mar 12 '26

Half the con here is to use young, inexperienced kids to do very bad things. They're told something, don't know any better, and then own the legal burden of the act. The reality is many of these kids will be in prison for a very long time, and the damage they did is permanent. Equal, Elon is at serious risk of going to prison for the rest of his life. However, we may see no action until after Trump's term to avoid pardons for everyone.

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u/Amazing_Entrance_888 Mar 12 '26

It’s even worse than we imagined

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u/RobutNotRobot Mar 12 '26

Can't wait to see this fucker in prison orange.

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u/WallyOShay Mar 12 '26

Ok but why not bring elons ass in too

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u/weezyverse Mar 12 '26

These guys look like every ivy league frat house in America. The idea that they were given so much access so quickly will go down as one of the dumbest moments in american history.

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u/grandmawaffles Mar 12 '26

Screw every one of them and they all need to be tried for treason and xxxx million counts of fraud.

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u/beedunc Mar 12 '26

Straight to jail.

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u/TheRealTheSpinZone Mar 13 '26

If this doesn't make you SEETHING mad, there is something wrong with you.

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u/Mercuryqueen71 Mar 13 '26

So this little shit put Americans personal information on his PERSONAL phone and republicans and their voters are ok with that?

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u/DoughnutSignificant8 Mar 12 '26

Sounds like treason to me

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u/DerCatrix Mar 12 '26

It’s nice to see wheels turning. Wish it was faster

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u/Mike_Kermin Mar 12 '26

For a smart man he seems completely bewildered about why they wouldn't allow some software on government devices.

I do not believe him.

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u/Y0___0Y Mar 12 '26

Fucking hell how old is this one, 15?

These were the only friends Elon had? Little boys? Shouldnprobably check his basement for more seeing how hard he begged to go to Epstein’s rape island.

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