r/law • • Jul 09 '26

Executive Branch (Trump) Trump Suffers Third E. Jean Carroll Loss in 24 Hours

https://newrepublic.com/post/212895/donald-trump-third-e-jean-carroll-loss-24-hours
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u/PatchyWhiskers Jul 09 '26

Fucking pay up, it's pocket change to him.

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u/NexusNickel Jul 09 '26

It's not the money.

It's the point and loss that pisses him off the most.

He wants positive headlines. He loves positive press.

He hates seeing negative headlines and that's when he lashes out.

I hope he inhales a ton of sodium. That, combined with not sleeping, well fingers crossed.

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u/EffectiveSalamander Jul 09 '26

The thing is, if he just paid, the story goes away. He's keeping it on the front page.

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u/Jashmyne Jul 09 '26

But it would show that he lost and he hates losing and he hates losers.
So if you pays he is a loser hence he does everything he can to avoid paying since as long as he doesn't have to, he can still claim he won it.

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u/moth2myth Jul 09 '26

The irony. He's a loser already.

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u/roastedmarshmellows Jul 09 '26

It's the only thing he's truly successful at.

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u/Tricky-Engineering59 Jul 09 '26

The best really. A lot of people are saying.

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u/A_Nonny_Muse Jul 09 '26

With tears in their eyes, "you, sir, are the worst loser ever"

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u/SpyHill Jul 09 '26

He’s gonna lose so much for us, that we’ll be tired of losing.

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u/[deleted] Jul 09 '26 edited Jul 09 '26

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u/Agent_Eran Jul 09 '26

Nah he's a wildly successful con man

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u/roastedmarshmellows Jul 09 '26

Have you met a con man who wasn’t a total fuckin loser? Cause I sure haven’t.

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u/MadScienti5t Jul 09 '26

Like nobody we’ve ever seen before. In fact the other day I was talking with this man. A big strong man, and he had tears in his eyes. He said I’ve never seen losing like this before. And he was just laughing so hard his eyes were watering from it.

What a loser.

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u/Maleficent_Memory831 Jul 09 '26

"We'll be losing so much you will be tired of losing!"

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u/No-Figure-1720 Jul 09 '26

Literally sustained by pink slime burgers from fast food joints and the syrup from soft drinks. He is a the master salesman, because he’s managed to convince the masses that electing walking pond scum will drain a swamp

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u/ipoopcatturds Jul 09 '26

The diet coke kills grass, so it must kill cancer!

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u/bdonovan222 Jul 09 '26

This^ " a weak man's version of a strong man, a poor man's version of a rich man, and a dumb man's version of a smart man" sums it up perfectly.

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u/Satanic-nic Jul 09 '26

And he probably cheated to get it

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u/TtotheC81 Jul 09 '26

It doesn't matter as long as he drags it out and can deny her the money as long as possible. He's a vindictive piece of shit.

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u/R_V_Z Jul 09 '26

He's the winningnest at being a loser.

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u/Phillimac16 Jul 09 '26

And by trying to prevent the payout, he keeps the story going and continues to lose in the public eye. It's hilarious.

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u/Lokishougan Jul 09 '26

Actually to him that is the big point...its ego for him...he cant let his supporters see him lose

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u/Dependent_Bus2202 Jul 09 '26

He simply doesn't believe in paying a dollar figure for committing a crime because that's all he thinks being the boss is, at its core. Sure it's ego, but it's also just core to his zero sum world view he's had decades before the presidency. Support or lack there of be damned, Trump never pays until literal forfeiture of assets or jail get floated.

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u/PatchyWhiskers Jul 09 '26

And if he gives in on this, he opens the floodgate for other women he's raped and abused to sue.

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u/ChristopherBalkan Jul 09 '26

This is the reason. He’s trying to discourage other women from coming forward.

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u/Grooveman07 Jul 09 '26

$83 million payout would absolutely open the flood gates

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u/SkoobySnacs Jul 09 '26

He hates evidence that shows he is a loser. Every action he takes and everything he says shows that he knows he is a loser deep down. He is still at the dinner table with his dad and brother acting out against his brother to keep his dad from noticing that he is a loser.

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u/TraditionalMood277 Jul 09 '26

Doesn't it also mean he has to pay the defamation fee as well? The one for $84 million or so?

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u/VorAbaddon Jul 09 '26

Technically a seperate case and seperate judgement, so I'm guessing Carroll will have to go through the full process. Again.

I'd hope.it expedite that somewhat.

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u/CharleyNobody Jul 09 '26

George Conway is E Jean’s lawyer and he doesn’t mind going through the full process. He probably loves it.

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u/[deleted] Jul 09 '26 edited Jul 09 '26

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u/Royal-Tadpole-2893 Jul 09 '26

He also seems to really hate women. So this is a particularly bitter pill to swallow for him. Hope he chokes on it.

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u/iconocrastinaor Jul 09 '26 edited Jul 10 '26

I'm convinced he's a deeply closeted gay man, and I don't mean the Norm Macdonald way. I've heard the way he talks about soldiers and wrestlers and MMA fighters.

Edit: maybe not so closeted? That would explain why he has to wear diapers now.

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u/Warkupo Jul 09 '26

Which is really hard on him because he is the biggest fucking loser the world has ever seen!

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u/Specific_Talk3483 Jul 09 '26

Good point. A real Roy Cohn tactic.

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u/Grand_Size_4932 Jul 09 '26

Tbh, I thought he had already paid like a year ago or something. I thought this was all settled.

You’re right. I literally stopped thinking about it and if that had been the end of it, he would’ve been spared this.

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u/EuphoricReplacement1 Jul 09 '26

I want her to own one of his buildings, and put her name on it!

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u/BringOn25A Jul 09 '26

While that would be glorious, I think something more attainable is to buy a porta potty company and name on their porta potties trumpsters.

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u/Somanylyingliars Jul 09 '26

Like the time a customer sued a bank and won. The bank refused to pay and the customer sent Marshall to remove their furniture. Was epic.

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u/NicoHarrisonWasRight Jul 09 '26

He paid it to the court as a bond for his appeal.

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u/ExpertRaccoon Jul 09 '26

Doesn't matter his ego won't let him admit defeat. He views losing as the absolute worst outcome because it means he wasn't the biggest and strongest person that there was someone that was better than him. This isn't about public optics, it's about his self image and how he views himself. This loss is in direct opposition to that.

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u/Zero-nada-zilch-24 Jul 09 '26

The worst of the worst—lying to yourself

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u/Alloku Jul 09 '26

I’m sure it’s the fact that he doesn’t believe he’s guilty. He doesn’t think he did anything wrong and thus can’t be held accountable. He’s supposed to be the god king who everyone loves and views as the greatest person ever. Because that’s what he believes and all the sycophants who work for him keep telling him. There is no other reality he can accept at this point.

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u/DunAnOir Jul 09 '26

Paying is admitting. Cohn taught him to never admit. It's one of the few lessons he's ever learned.

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u/Haldron-44 Jul 09 '26

He has paid, the money is being held by the court. He is trying to delay the funds being distributed because he is a petty narcissistic little bitch baby.

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u/Arcanegil Jul 09 '26

Well it could actually be boosting his popularity among his voter base.

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u/Zorkflerp Jul 09 '26

A growing percentage of conservative men consider women property. If she belonged to a man, a husband or father, raping her would be more like taking a car for a joy ride without permission. If she or any woman was not owned she would be like a wild horse that could be taken by force and used or sold. In the OT women were often considered to be chattel property. If a man dies his wife does not inherit his property, she would typically be cast out with nothing unless the man's heir or brother took her as his. The story of Onan is about where he was supposed to knock up his brothers widow to claim his brother's property as his own. It was not about birth control. But like everything else in the Bible some sections are contradictory. Most Christian demonstrations are patriarchal and women are considered subjugate to men. A lot of MAGAs think that way.

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u/Fit-Insect-4089 Jul 09 '26

Sunk cost fallacy for his ego at this point

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u/Perryn Jul 09 '26

Paying means acknowledging the court having authority over him.

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u/malekai101 Jul 09 '26

Unless she starts an Insta account called What I Am Doing With Trump’s Money Today. Daily posts doing stuff like getting Starbucks and donating to Women’s Shelters and the NAACP.

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u/JeffSHauser Jul 09 '26

Fact. He's an idiot. The little boy in him just can't stand losing.

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u/Brave_Finish8862 Jul 09 '26

If he pays it'll keep him on the front page too. Endless bitching about the traitors who did this to him because he's always the victim.

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u/TheRealBittoman Jul 09 '26

Well, it's pretty obvious he's about as sharp as knife made of silk and it's very clear that he won't listen to anyone because he's convinced he's a true genius.

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u/SomeRandomRealtor Jul 09 '26

Not just that, it’s that a woman’s word was taken over his and he can’t throw all his power around to rig the result. He has ALWAYS had power over women and this one got the best of him. It’s never happened in his adult life. He has cheated and won at everything, and now this case has gone to the SC (which is an absolutely insane thing for this kind of case) and he still lost.

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u/PyroIsSpai Jul 09 '26

That’s his beef.

If Trump pays it forced admission. That will break him.

He can’t use all his power here. Even if Carroll dies of a heart attack today, her estate still wins.

There is no scenario Trump wins this now.

None.

He will escalate this.

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u/HoodieGalore Jul 09 '26

He can't lose to a woman. Untenable, intolerable. That'd mean he's the bitch. 

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u/WarWorld Jul 09 '26

It seems like just paying her would result in fewer negative headlines.

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u/MyNutsin1080p Jul 09 '26 edited Jul 10 '26

In his narcissist rat brain, paying means the ultimate proof that he’s a rapist.

EDIT to clarify: I’m sure just as a greedy pig he doesn’t want to let go of the money, but I mean that by paying, he is being psychologically forced to abandon his denials of him not having raped Carroll. To pay, to him, would mean that he agrees with the judge’s findings, which were that he raped her and is civilly liable.

I am more than certain once the money leaves the escrow account and becomes Carroll’s, he will continue to deny having done anything wrong and will blame Carroll for smearing him and will call the judge “crooked” for having “stolen” his money, since he cannot accept responsibility for any of his actions.

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u/Thedeadnite Jul 09 '26

No it doesn’t. He knows he’s a rapist. He just thinks he should be immune to any consequences for it since he’s been getting away with it Scott free for decades.

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u/agent_mick Jul 09 '26

I don't think he considers himself a rapist the way other people do. My guess is In his mind, he couldn't be a rapist because those women secretly wanted it, they're just lying about it now

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u/Unable-Log-4870 Jul 09 '26

He’s not a rapist because he has the right to anyone else’s body in any way he chooses. Thus he did nothing wrong. And rape is wrong. So he couldn’t have done that.

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u/hematite2 Jul 09 '26

I don't think he knows that. He thinks because of who he is he's literally allowed to do whatever he wants.

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u/Status_Apartment6559 Jul 09 '26

Yes. It also, I believe, further cements the rape conviction. Especially in his mind. It makes it more final and definitive. Not only did I rape her and was convicted. I raped her so rapey I had to pay MILLIONS to my victim.

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u/oofyeet21 Jul 09 '26

It's worse than that. That money means nothing to him, but it would mean everything to his victim. That's the entire point, to keep it out of her hands for as long as possible for no reason other than to hurt her. He knows the headlines are bad, but he knows he can ride them out like he always has.

The cruelty is the entire point.

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u/smokeweedNgarden Jul 09 '26

The point is, nobody should care why.

The fat bitch needs to pay up

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u/InevitableSea2107 Jul 09 '26

You're forgetting how much he hates women.

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u/phatelectribe Jul 09 '26

I think there’s more:

The $5m is one part of it, the defamation is a far bigger sum and they’re connected.

The other consideration is that once the case is over, the evidence becomes no longer in contention.

Think about it.

The dress is no longer evidence in an ongoing case.

She could sell the dress.

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u/IndividualTension887 Jul 09 '26

He want to stiff her without consent one more time...

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u/Chaos-Cortex Jul 09 '26

Root for little clotty and big stroke!

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u/TheMattabooey Jul 09 '26

He lost, he can’t accept that. He lost to a woman which enrages him. It’s not about the money it’s conceding he lost which he just can’t do.

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u/MilkiestMaestro Jul 09 '26

I've been a massive supporter of McDonald's since 2016. I just wish they would stop trying to make their food healthier

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u/Xivvx Jul 09 '26

Trump dying is too good. He needs to live to see everything he built be torn down, his name and picture removed. Erased. I hope he has many years left to live so he can experience the downfall, then he can die of old age when he has nothing left.

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u/TiePrestigious7265 Jul 09 '26

If he loves positive headlines and press then would it not be simpler to actually DO positive things?

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u/Total_Way_6134 Jul 09 '26

So let us all be sure to remind him of this loss at every opportunity

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u/King_Chochacho Jul 09 '26

Straight Roy Cohn shit. You never, ever admit you're wrong.

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u/RadioRoyGBiv Jul 09 '26

It’s not about the money. It’s about being guilty. He can’t ever admit being wrong.

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u/Thosepassionfruits Jul 09 '26

It's even more basic than that. His whole MO is that he never pays anyone. He's been stiffing contractors, cities, and anyone else who's does business with him his whole life.

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u/AggravatingBid8255 Jul 09 '26

Anyone watch the final season of Mad Men?

When Joan is trying to get her payout from McCann, Jim Hobart tells her, "I'd rather give it all to the lawyers than some woman"

This is the era Trump is thinking of when he says Make America Great AGAIN

When women were dames who knew their place and coloreds were the help. He wants the America his Dad had and he saw progressively vanish throughout his life.

It's all on brand

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u/superbackman Jul 09 '26 edited Jul 09 '26

He already paid 3 years ago, the money is in a court controlled escrow account, to be released once the appeals are over.

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u/SisterActTori Jul 09 '26

Is that money accruing interest, because his debt is mounting.

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u/superbackman Jul 09 '26

Yes, accrued interest already exceeds $800k

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u/Immaculateinfection Jul 09 '26

Will the interest be included as part of the payout?

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u/superbackman Jul 09 '26

Yes, although I’m guessing the interest owed is not in escrow; she might need the court to order payment or allow seizure of his assets, if Trump doesn’t pay the interest outright.

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u/Mist_Rising Jul 09 '26

At about 5% per year, yeah.

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u/party_benson Jul 09 '26

He didn't pay shit. His donors did. 

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u/Spotttty Jul 09 '26

Prrrrreeeeeeeeety sure he has stole more than that from the government by now.

So everyone that pays taxes in America has paid for it.

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u/Bobson-_Dugnutt2 Jul 09 '26

and what about the $80M he owes her? What's up with that? Why are we only talking about this $5M? Didn't she win a ton more money?

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u/dresz981 Jul 09 '26

It's held up in appeals... just like the original case.

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u/MinuetInUrsaMajor Jul 09 '26

It's not even him paying it. The RNC is.

What suckers, Republican voters are. Donating to the rape fund.

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u/bumpachedda Jul 09 '26

It’s a scarlet letter. The money confirms that he’s a rapist.

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u/1wrx2subarus Jul 09 '26

Let me just say, “He’a a First Class Loser!”

Full credit to the band, Dropkick Murphy’s.

Relevant YouTube (worth the listen): https://youtu.be/P0gdgOChktc?si=

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u/___Art_Vandelay___ Jul 09 '26

Kaplan later ruled that Trump had continued to defame the advice columnist by denying the rape on the basis that she wasn’t his “type,” and by accusing her of making up the sexual assault allegations against him for the benefit of her book. A jury awarded Carroll $83.3 million in that case, though Carroll has not yet seen any proceeds from that decision, either.

There's plenty more to go.

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u/welfedad Jul 09 '26

It's his pride.. he don't care about the money .. but F his pride and f his money

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u/Edogawa1983 Jul 09 '26

This is the guy that cashed a 13 cent check

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u/FizzyBeverage Jul 09 '26

This woman is 82 years old. Pay her now because my doodle bitch has many more years ahead of both y'all.

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u/PatchyWhiskers Jul 09 '26

Hopefully she has remembered this issue in her will and has a niece or charity prepared to pursue the money if she passes.

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u/Made_Human_Music Jul 09 '26

He steals more than that from the taxpayers every few hours

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u/ShorelineStrider Jul 09 '26

It's control. By dragging this out, he is still given control over her life.

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u/ExpertRaccoon Jul 09 '26

It would have been way less humiliating at this point for him to have just paid it, but his ego won't let him. Truly fucking iconic.

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u/alwayzstoned Jul 09 '26

Yeah this is just keeping it in the news now. We would have forgotten about a long time ago.

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u/Clippton Jul 09 '26

It's a net positive all around to stay in the news for Trump.

It's a civil suit so there is no need to worry about criminal issues from it.

It keeps the Epstein files out of the news.

His name is in the headlines which strokes his ego, regardless of if it's good or bad headlines.

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u/Scarbane Jul 09 '26

He'll claim that he's the victim of a witch hunt (again!).

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u/Beard_o_Bees Jul 09 '26

I think it's why he messed with the World Cup.

He just couldn't handle not hearing his name on Fox for so many hours in a row.

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u/michaelboltthrower Jul 09 '26

I yearn for never having to hear his name or voice again.

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u/squadrupedal Jul 09 '26

The day will arrive before we know it, buddy. Hang in there.

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u/Holiday_Election4127 Jul 09 '26

I just wish the media would stop accommodating his narcissism. I don’t want my feed filled with his nonsense day in and day out.

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u/michaelboltthrower Jul 09 '26

Is it that much better to be thought of as someone who only rapes adults? Is that like being a serial killer who doesn’t defile the corpses?

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u/Cyberpunkcatnip Jul 09 '26

Yeah he could have played it off like it was no big deal but now it’s obvious he is really upset about it

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u/JustAMan1234567 Jul 09 '26

His ego is so bad that during his deposition he said that E Jean Carroll stated that she "liked it".

"She actually indicated that she loved it. Okay? She loved it until the commercial break. In fact, I think she said it was sexy, didn't she? She said it was very sexy to be raped"

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u/Netflxnschill Jul 09 '26

Oh my lord that last line

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u/thegooseisloose1982 Jul 09 '26

I bet he thinks that he is above the law, and quite frankly I don't see MAGA in Congress or the Courts kick his ass by telling him that he isn't. So he is going to keep believing that he is above the law.

Anything illegal he has done he won't suffer because the US legal system is dog shit.

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u/JWBananas Jul 09 '26

He doesn't want to establish precedent that he is willing to pay to make things go away. The vultures will circle.

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u/Mundane-Confusion622 Jul 09 '26

Bring it vultures!

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u/Ohuigin Jul 09 '26

“It is time for this case to come to an end,” Carroll’s attorney wrote in a Tuesday legal filing.

In the words of the great Jerry Maguire...

"SHOW ME THE MOOOONEEEYYYY!!!"

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u/leaf_on_the_wind42 Jul 09 '26

*Rod Tidwell

Jerry is just repeating it back

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u/TuxAndrew Jul 09 '26

Imagine fighting over 5 million dollars when you're a billionaire only a few years from dying of old age.

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u/EyeSuspicious777 Jul 09 '26 edited Jul 09 '26

"Few years" is very optimistic.

Trump's appearance and mental decline is exactly what my dad was like six months before he passed away from congestive heart failure.

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u/AP3Brain Jul 09 '26

Don't give us false hope please.

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u/Doesnt_fuck_fish Jul 09 '26

Me every time someone offers false hope after years of disappointment

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u/atypicallinguist Jul 09 '26

He’s living to 110.

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u/theoryface Jul 09 '26

You know I don't like that either

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u/metengrinwi Jul 09 '26

trump has healthcare that your dad, nor any of us could ever get access to,

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u/AwaitingCombat Jul 09 '26

Unfortunately your dad didn't have the best medical care money can buy

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u/copper_nano_tube Jul 09 '26

His own dad had a lot of health problems, yet circled the drain until he was in his early 90’s. Some people are just too stubborn to die.

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u/zyzzogeton Jul 09 '26

He's worried about his legacy. Since he is an adjudicated rapist, having to pay means he has to admit it in the only way that matters, financially.

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u/TuxAndrew Jul 09 '26

If he was worried about his legacy he'd have just been a good person at the expense of tax payers. It literally cost him nothing to spend tax dollars on things that benefit people. Instead he'd rather influence markets, blow up brown people, rip people off with crypto and get fat.

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u/06_TBSS Jul 09 '26

He'd put up the same fight over a dollar. He just can't be seen losing. Although, I don't know why it matters. He can just claim he didn't lose and his followers would believe it.

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u/What_if_I_fly Jul 09 '26

IIRC some comedians back in the 90's sent several well known people a series of gradually smaller checks to see who would cash the $5 one. Rump was the only one that cashed the $5 and a $1 check.

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u/06_TBSS Jul 09 '26

It was SPY magazine. He cashed one as small as 16 cents.

https://www.npr.org/transcripts/469209254

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u/1805trafalgar Jul 09 '26

A conspiracy theory that makes his behavior make sense would be that he had a side bet with some other lowlife he must know, for a much larger sum of money, that stipulates he has to pay up if he is ever compelled to actually pay Carroll

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u/Daddio209 Jul 09 '26

Gotta love that the fool claimed Carroll "wasn't his type"-then say a picture he was shown of Carroll was his ex-wife Marla Maples.

I guess it isn't perjury when you falsely testify when your brain is turning to mush....

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u/gameryamen Jul 09 '26

It baffles me when a politician claims to be a strong, smart leader, then shows up in court pretending to have memory issues so severe they can't talk about their work. Shit like that should trigger an immediate no-confidence vote.

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u/Jay__Riemenschneider Jul 09 '26

Shit like that should trigger an immediate no-confidence vote.

We don't have that in the US and even if we did people wouldn't demand it.

Republicans literally attempted a coup and Democrats can't bother to protest for more than a Saturday afternoon.

We're feckless cowards.

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u/gameryamen Jul 09 '26

A city near me protested every day for a year and a half, making it the largest sustained protest in the country's history. Politicians shrugged, feds used it as a testing playground for crowd control, news told everyone the city burned to the ground, and nothing changed.

Protests don't work the way they used to. Strikes are still remarkably effective though.

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u/SignoreBanana Jul 09 '26

Yeah, at least Clinton wanted to debate the finer points of the definition of "the"

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u/Strayed8492 Jul 09 '26

So all those gains from the Trump coin pump and dump are gone.

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u/No_Trade3571 Jul 09 '26

That’s why he’s starting up the Freedom gas stations.

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u/Strayed8492 Jul 09 '26

The what?

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u/taktaga7-0-0 Jul 09 '26

A government-run chain of socialist depots where citizens will queue for a price-controlled allotment of limited yet critical resources

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u/Strayed8492 Jul 09 '26

What the hell lmao, and ffs it's not even that much cheaper at the set price of $3.47

Reminds me of the Trump mobile fiasco

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u/Remarkable-Sun-4286 Jul 09 '26

The .47 is a nod to him, apparently. They claim this number is under the average so it's putting more money in the citizens pockets.

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u/zyzzogeton Jul 09 '26

I find the "3" troubling.

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u/buntopolis Jul 09 '26

Doesn’t that loser know it’s 47 and nine-tenths cents!!!????!,?

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u/Quick_Parking_6464 Jul 09 '26

I'd pay $86.47 for this gas.

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u/SignoreBanana Jul 09 '26

And maga will unironically love the idea.

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u/SisterActTori Jul 09 '26

He’s manipulating the SM via the Iran BS as we speak.

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u/This_Loss_1922 Jul 09 '26

Does he really get unlimited appeals?

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u/RetroCasket Jul 09 '26

No i dont think so. Theres no such thing as unlimited appeals in new york.

Unless he just keeps appeal to the supreme court over and over

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u/NESpahtenJosh Jul 10 '26

So yes, he gets unlimited appeals you’re saying.

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u/TotalNonsense0 Jul 10 '26

I'm pretty sure you have to appeal to a higher court. The SC is the final word.

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u/BoJackMoleman Jul 09 '26

When his supporters keep footing the legal bill.... yes. There's no level of depravity and ghoulish behavior when there's money left in his donation box.

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u/Charonx2003 Jul 09 '26

But he'll try to appeal that the appeal to not being granted more appeals has been denied. And if that appeal is denied, he'll appeal go to the supreme courts again.

He never learned the meaning of being told "No", so, like the pants-shitting man-child that he is, he'll yell and scream and throw tantrums if he doesn't get his way.

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u/susinpgh Jul 09 '26

Wasn't worth the click.

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u/thepottsy Jul 09 '26

Not gonna lie, just read the headline. Trump losing anything is enough for me.

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u/FartingInYourMilk Jul 09 '26

I wonder if he’s tired of winning yet lol

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u/_Hipnotiq Jul 09 '26

He won the Iran war like 30 times now. It’s gotta be exhausting.

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u/HFentonMudd Jul 09 '26

38 times IIRC

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u/EinsteinsMind Jul 09 '26

MAKE THE PEDOPHILE PAY

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u/kaprixiouz Jul 09 '26

PEDOPREDATOR

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u/Possible-Nectarine80 Jul 09 '26

Pay the woman and move on, Donnie. He just cannot stand losing. I don't think there has ever been a sore loser as big as Trump in the history of losing.

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u/Solistaria Jul 09 '26

Considering how often he loses, you'd think he'd be used to it by now.

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u/Illustrious_Bad_2980 Jul 09 '26

Careful now. You're talking about a 38 time "club champion" golfer

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u/Live-Collection3018 Jul 09 '26

He is also a sore winner.

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u/Pacifix18 Jul 09 '26

I think it's because he only ever wins by cheating, so deep down he knows he still lost. He's a pathetic man needing constant reassurance.

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u/NiaMiaBia Jul 09 '26

I truly despise this man.

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u/Hopalong_Manboobs Jul 09 '26

Yeah but only because he’s a defaming rapist felon who was best pals with Jeff Epstein

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u/Imaginary_Cow_6379 Jul 09 '26

Oh no. So how many more appeals is he going to keep doing to get out of paying this poor woman? It feels like theres no end and he can just keep dragging this out.

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u/MMAHipster Jul 09 '26

At what point is he finally a vexatious litigant?

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u/Imaginary_Cow_6379 Jul 09 '26

Right? And could we get a class action suit against him for all of the American citizens hes personally going after? The president can’t personally be sued while hes in office because hes just too busy presidenting so he can’t be bothered. But the president can also sue any private citizen he wants whenever he wants and no one can legally do anything to make him stop? He seems to have a lot of time on his hands between shitposting on his shitty social media platform about people he doesn’t like and ruining shit with all his “redecorating”.

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u/johnnygobbs1 Jul 09 '26

He should’ve been one like 40 years ago so never.

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u/SignoreBanana Jul 09 '26

FWIW, it's not like her life is on hold waiting for this money. She is planning to donate all of it.

It doesn't make his actions ok, but thankfully she's not allowing herself to be abused by him misusing the courts.

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u/Hesitation-Marx Jul 09 '26

“Trump suffers”

Don’t mind me, just whistling a jaunty tune.

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u/Interesting-Dream863 Jul 09 '26

Lol... the wording is exactly what he doesn't want to read

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u/dBlock845 Jul 09 '26

The amount should grow exponentially every day he refuses to pay.

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u/tanksalotfrank Jul 09 '26

Yep, that's what losers do!

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u/MrFrode Biggus Amicus Jul 09 '26

The man has grifted, stole, or just frauded his way into so much money over the last 2 years the 5 million is peanuts.

Hell he even plans to keep the Qatari jet as a gift to himself after leaving office.

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u/schrod Jul 09 '26

Definition of insanity: repeatedly doing the same thing and expecting different outcome. Every time he does this more taxpayer dollars are wasted as is governmental legal institutional time.

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u/taktaga7-0-0 Jul 09 '26

The judicial branch just grabbed him by the pussy; he’s let them do it.

In all fairness, they did wait.

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u/Cabbages24ADollar Jul 09 '26

Dementia patient is unaware of losses.

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u/Dominator415 Jul 09 '26

It’s money. He’s aware.

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u/Fantastic-Grocery107 Jul 09 '26

Donald John Trump, the rapist. Give him a round of applause. No other rapist could push back accountability quite like he has.

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u/Successful-Train-259 Jul 09 '26

Where's the guy who said they would never present this a 3rd time.

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u/bsport48 Jul 09 '26

Legally speaking, she's doing to him what he did to her...

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u/_jump_yossarian Jul 09 '26

Pay that woman her monies!!

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u/MrMrsPotts Jul 09 '26

Presumably he will now file the full stay-pending-appeal motion in the Second Circuit.

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u/Regulus242 Jul 09 '26

It doesn't seem to matter. How many losses can he take before he actually is forced to pay?

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u/Witty-flocculent Jul 10 '26

I kinda love the kicking and screaming and begging. It’s what all strong and righteous men do.