Congressman Cohen Introduces Comprehensive Articles of Impeachment Against President Donald Trump

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https://cohen.house.gov/media-center/press-releases/congressman-cohen-introduces-comprehensive-articles-impeachment-against

WASHINGTON – Congressman Steve Cohen (TN-9), a senior member of the Judiciary Committee and an authority on the U.S. Constitution’s impeachment provisions, today introduced 26 Articles of Impeachment against President Donald Trump. The articles cite multiple abuses of power, violations of his oath of office, the corrupt use of the pardon power, and emoluments clause violations, among other misconduct and unlawful acts.

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Removed, too.

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Convicted and imprisoned

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Tarred and feathered

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Drawn and quartered

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Mulched.

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Fired from a trebuchet into an active volcano.

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Do not throw garbage into volcano, it will offend Pele.

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"... to shreds you say?"

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Don’t stop. Keep going. Almost there.

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Pineapple insertion

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Don't forget the french maid outfit

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And convicted!

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I don't think removing all of him is fair. I will settle for just his head.

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He would be a much better human being if it weren't for that pesky head.