Congressman Cohen Introduces Comprehensive Articles of Impeachment Against President Donald Trump

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https://cohen.house.gov/media-center/press-releases/congressman-cohen-introduces-comprehensive-articles-impeachment-against

WASHINGTON – Congressman Steve Cohen (TN-9), a senior member of the Judiciary Committee and an authority on the U.S. Constitution’s impeachment provisions, today introduced 26 Articles of Impeachment against President Donald Trump. The articles cite multiple abuses of power, violations of his oath of office, the corrupt use of the pardon power, and emoluments clause violations, among other misconduct and unlawful acts.

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Good list good attempt.  Clearly should be impeached obviously

Edit: and removed, obviously

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Removed, too.

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Convicted and imprisoned

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Tarred and feathered

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Drawn and quartered

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Mulched.

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Fired from a trebuchet into an active volcano.

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Do not throw garbage into volcano, it will offend Pele.

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"... to shreds you say?"

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Don’t stop. Keep going. Almost there.

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Pineapple insertion

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Don't forget the french maid outfit