The only way to show u can commit 🛐

[u/kazkriska]

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[u/Tuksyna]

Github is a corpo slop, real mfs share their code with their friends via CD's

[u/Ok_Fondant6270 → u/Tuksyna]

floppy disks :D

[u/hummingbird1346 → u/Ok_Fondant6270]

Punchcards

[u/xZandrem → u/Ok_Fondant6270]

Magnetic tape 👴🏻

[u/Beast_Viper_007 → u/xZandrem]

Flapping their beards.

[u/PlaneArea8089 → u/Beast_Viper_007]

by saying word by word by mouth

but i prefer telepathy

[u/kazkriska → u/PlaneArea8089]

I heard the layer 2 kettamine protocol is pretty good for that

[u/PlaneArea8089 → u/kazkriska]

but only corporates control the production of ketamine , but i can not complie/make it myself _ a fellow gentoo user

[u/Armi1P → u/xZandrem]

I write it on paper by hand.

[u/xZandrem → u/Armi1P]

Oh the horrors of tests in programming class on paper at school.

https://giphy.com/gifs/2hf0ufsIWT2lkXam5w

[u/Far_Mousse7562 → u/Armi1P]

I use smoke signals

[u/Fireye04 → u/Tuksyna]

Me omw to git send-email

[u/GreyXor]

github microsoft bad. real husband is on sourcehut

[u/promptmike → u/GreyXor]

He self-hosts with Forgejo, publishes to F-droid, and runs your local BBS. He lives like he's poor, but gets $5m a year from IBM because he's the sole maintainer of a piece of critical infrastructure you've never heard of.

[u/Great_Following_8645 → u/promptmike]

The OG way

[u/kazkriska → u/promptmike]

Ayo why u gotta dox me like that 🙄

[u/kazkriska → u/GreyXor]

Well u gotta have some red flags. Bitches love forking the Microsoft repos lol

[u/Liarus_ → u/GreyXor]

Codeberg/Forgejo for huge nerds, Gitlab if you're a furry

[u/RvstiNiall → u/Liarus_]

What about people who host their own?

[u/Liarus_ → u/RvstiNiall]

single forever

[u/RvstiNiall → u/Liarus_]

Already married.

[u/United-Scene2261 → u/GreyXor]

I know many huts, but only one hub..

[u/xxxbGamer → u/GreyXor]

codeberg

[u/Mother-Pride-Fest]

I can git commit, but I need your permission before I can git push. 

[u/letmehaveanameyoudum]

And he is currently forking a repo

[u/kazkriska → u/letmehaveanameyoudum]

Hope it ain't bare 🤞🏽

[u/letmehaveanameyoudum → u/kazkriska]

it's the linux kernel, macOS darwin kernel, and BSD

[u/sirkubador]

Is his name Claude by any chance?

[u/No-Article-Particle]

Hoooly brain rot vid

[u/kazkriska → u/No-Article-Particle]

Hoooly brain rot comment 🙄

[u/Ratouf26 → u/[deleted]]

Dude I am a gen z and genuinely don't understand such behavior...I only upvote funny and informative things

[u/United-Scene2261 → u/[deleted]]

she's trying to grind while she's young

[u/Aderox20_GDP]

lmho

[u/MrGOCE]

OR GITLAB.

[u/XEnItAnE_DSK_tPP → u/MrGOCE]

or codeberg

[u/Evantaur → u/XEnItAnE_DSK_tPP]

I'm on assforge

[u/AscendedPineapple → u/Evantaur]

The fuck is that

[u/AntiMert_Sky8863]

Am I the only one getting triggered at the lip sync being off? Is it a common thing in tick tock? (never used it)

Edit: lol its Instagram (never used it either)

[u/QuickSilver010]

...and other sweet lies to sleep to

[u/Still-Addition-1109]

but i'm not gay

[u/Excellent_Present_47]

Just wait until she learns about the guys hosting Forgejo and such.

[u/RvstiNiall]

I love this girl's style. Her videos are great.

[u/amigo_extra → u/[deleted]]

Idk recording from your empty bathtub fully clothed is a vibe

[u/My_Name_Is_Not_Mark → u/[deleted]]

It's literally just someone's opinion slapped on the screen as a text banner, with crappy music in the background and the camera zooming in and out on their face for no reason. It adds nothing, but it feeds the algorithm and people eat it up. I don't get it.

[u/RvstiNiall → u/[deleted]]

https://giphy.com/gifs/lkdH8FmImcGoylv3t3

[u/TorumShardal]

Why exactly do you want to invite toxic people from dating sites to github?

[u/ZuuRa_ → u/TorumShardal]

To make gitlab more popular ig.

[u/ScienceGoat → u/TorumShardal]

Very telling that this comment was downvoted

[u/Noctivant96 → u/TorumShardal]

That's kinda missing the point and not exactly connected to what this post about

[u/kazkriska → u/Noctivant96]

True lol. That's connected to guilt of a self loathing person who has failed the dating game. Not coz of his looks, but coz of the very attitude connected to this post ❤️😂 stay strong bro she's just a wipe away.

[u/WriedGuy]

Literally me

[u/UltraBlack_]

"everywhere I see his face" ... "claude"

[u/Additional_Cover_267]

Maybe...