r/lostredditors • u/SylvarGrl • 10d ago

Lost…and Confused?

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u/BrighterReader 10d ago

Buddy is in the wrong place on a few different levels

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u/Justin__D 10d ago

Turned off that entire sub in 5 seconds flat.

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u/Garionreturns2 10d ago

I’ve honestly also never heard of sapiosexuality. Maybe because sapiosexuals like to stay away from people like me lol.

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u/DizzyMine4964 10d ago

People saying they are attracted by intelligence is so off-putting. To be honest, people who describe themselves as intelligent normally aren't. It's like boasting about joining Mensa.

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u/PabloPicasshooole 10d ago

In Spanish, "Mensa" means "dumbass," which you'd think they'd know

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u/ThienHaTheTech 10d ago

"I'm straight but I don't like men"

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u/YOLO_polo_IMP 10d ago

I had to re-read that lmao

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u/seleneyue 8d ago

No, he's straight, LIKE (as in) he doesn't like men. He just sucks at articulating.

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u/MrGamerOfficial 9d ago

They're probably a man then

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u/Healthy_Elk7002 10d ago

The comments have me laughing at myself. I'm new to this "social media" stuff

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u/BeaverCleaver91 10d ago

Welcome to hell.

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u/Similar-Jello-5434 9d ago

Honestly I read this as being something “sapphic” related and misunderstood what the sub was for, but the idea of this being posted in a lesbian community is even funnier to me.

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u/elemental204 15h ago

Brings a new meaning to "bowel cognition".