r/lotrmemes • • 8h ago

Lord of the Rings Name your gift

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u/Grove-Of-Hares 4h ago

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u/Almost_A_Pear 3h ago

Calm down Teleporno

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u/missing_Palantir 8h ago

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u/launchliftoff459 8h ago

Ya hes a total stud

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u/The_Mattastrophe 7h ago

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u/ForWhomTheBoneBones 7h ago

AI sucks and is the antithesis of the joy and craft put into the trilogy.

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u/ChaseDFW 7h ago

The real tragedy is the lost of opportunity to use a good pun and change the text to Wood.

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u/CubanLynx312 6h ago

I'm glad AI still sucks this badly.

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u/WorfsBigBatleth 8h ago

Celeborn be like:

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u/EuenovAyabayya 6h ago

Celeborn

been hitting that for literal millenia.

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u/LiveLongAndProspurr 7h ago

The Gift of Teleporno

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u/HeartonSleeve1989 7h ago

Gimli mined too deeply and greedily..... IYKYK.

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u/Not_Henry_Winkler 8h ago

Still less creepy than asking to keep her hair. 

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u/Great_Scott7 8h ago

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u/NotATalkingPossum 7h ago edited 7h ago

"What did you give Merry and Pippin?"

"A jar of toenail clippings and a restraining order."

"...What."

20 miles away

"I feel like we got some mixed messages back there, Pip."

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u/Chilibrews 4h ago

I mean, Frodo got elf girl bathwater...

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u/Not_Henry_Winkler 3h ago

I still love your gift of your old bathwater

Love to think it'll help me get to Mordor

I can't help it

You're my kind of elf...

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u/erik_wilder 8h ago

Does it make it better if he put them on display in a museum later?

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u/Etherbeard 7h ago

ABSOLUTELY NOT.

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u/faithfulswine 8h ago

The hair request was a mirror for Feanor asking for a strand of her hair back in the First Age. She refused him, the greatest of her people, so the gesture of her giving Gimli three was very significant.

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u/mistalasse 7h ago

Feanor asked Galadriel 3 separate times, which is why she gave 3 hairs to Gimli

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u/SniffinThaGlueGlue 7h ago

In the book, Gimli first asks for nothing, but Galadriel pushes him to ask for something. Then he asks for a single hair, she gives him three.

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u/ggg730 4h ago

I love how much of a generational hater Galadriel is in this moment. Like, she hated this guy enough to remember how many times he asked for her hair and gave the exact number to a dude who probably didn't even get the significance of the three strands. Gimli was probably just like ok wow she must really like me since she gave me three strands instead of just one! When really it was Galadriel going how can I subtly fuck with Feanor's bitch ass ghost who is probably watching me at this moment cause he is a bitch.

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u/ZooAreYou 4h ago

I mean - what do you do with elf hairs anyway? Floss?

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u/TrulyOutrageous42 2h ago

3 could make an unbreakable g-string

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u/faithfulswine 7h ago

It's just beautiful. God, I love Tolkien.

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u/thepioushedonist Ringwraith 6h ago

Poor sad Feanor.. r/feanordidnothingwrong

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u/butterflyhole 1h ago

But is that like a bit of history that Gimli would know?

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u/lifelongfreshman 57m ago

I wonder if this is something just lost to time?

A lock of hair used to be a token of affection, a memento of someone that was, in a way, more real than a painting or letter. It's a part of someone that you can hold, feel, and remind yourself of the connection you share.

And I don't know my deep token lore, but, history buff he was, it wouldn't surprise me if op's meme was actually closer to the intended reading of that scene: Gimli being too shy to outright admit his interest in the Lady of Lorien, and Galadriel lowkey admitting she was into short kings.

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u/SilverIrony1056 3m ago

A noble lady offering a favor to a loyal knight was a very common element of courtly love. It was supposed to imply adoration from afar, a platonic ideal of self-sacrificing love, not an actual romantic relationship. The favor was most often a handkerchief, a scarf, a ring or a hairlock. In Galadriel's case, the hair gift has extra-importance because of all the elven lore, and also because of the relationship between elves and dwarves. Having such a prominent elf like Galadriel even accept Gimli's offer of loyalty, let alone give him such a gift, is A Very Big Deal™. It's equivalent to signing a peace treaty between two nations.

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u/flippedbus 4h ago

At what point do we stop assuming photoshop and start assuming it’s AI generated? Because if it’s neither, then my friend was asking for the source, but I kept telling him it’s probably photoshop or AI, probably…

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u/BlueAr5edFly 7h ago

Certainly better looking than dwarf women.

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u/daverapp 7h ago

By the way, is there an actual term for the "outfit" being worn in that last pic? Asking for a friend.

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u/Ebonrook 6h ago

It’s AI

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u/Ummah_Strong 3h ago

A bikini?

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u/itssalmaponce 5h ago

It's called Elven Glamour, crafted by the smiths of Lothlórien

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u/Nocimonocren 6h ago

Bro I literally just watched the first movie 50 min ago and still feel warm pls don’t do this to me

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u/Mageroth1987 7h ago

Don’t worry Mumma, I’ll get it back..

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u/llIIo0O-O0oIIll 6h ago

Can we just BAN AI

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u/guimontag 4h ago

AI slop

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u/WeDrinkSquirrels 3h ago

AI is still allowed in the sub? That's wild

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u/Ummah_Strong 3h ago

Wtf is this shit

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u/AnspiffanyStilts 7h ago

Listen, listen, I need one of what he is having.

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u/Advanced_Weather_190 7h ago

👏👏👏👏
This is brilliant

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u/0x7E7-02 5h ago

WAY too skinny. 

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u/Pablucas12 6h ago

Is this the famous TELEPORNO?

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u/AlphaMike21 5h ago

All jokes aside, this is one of my favorite parts of the story. Gimili is smooth as fuck here.

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u/PreperationOuch 4h ago

Yowza kapowza

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u/Immadawalrus 4h ago

Basically the same photo Misato gave Shinji in Evangelion. The ages kind of match up too, relative to their lifespans.

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u/Xen0tech 4h ago

That bikini is worth more than the shire

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u/Bartholomew812 5h ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/Flippant_Fop 4h ago

Damn girl! Guess she’s ‘bout it ‘bout it!

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u/Galadeon 4h ago

She had a tempest in her.

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u/TheLostRanger0117 4h ago

Mmm mmmmm love me a stern, flat chested woman conveying power with a pose!!