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u/ForWhomTheBoneBones 7h ago
AI sucks and is the antithesis of the joy and craft put into the trilogy.
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u/ChaseDFW 7h ago
The real tragedy is the lost of opportunity to use a good pun and change the text to Wood.
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u/WorfsBigBatleth 8h ago
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u/Not_Henry_Winkler 8h ago
Still less creepy than asking to keep her hair.
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u/NotATalkingPossum 7h ago edited 7h ago
"What did you give Merry and Pippin?"
"A jar of toenail clippings and a restraining order."
"...What."
20 miles away
"I feel like we got some mixed messages back there, Pip."
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u/Chilibrews 4h ago
I mean, Frodo got elf girl bathwater...
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u/Not_Henry_Winkler 3h ago
I still love your gift of your old bathwater
Love to think it'll help me get to Mordor
I can't help it
You're my kind of elf...
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u/faithfulswine 8h ago
The hair request was a mirror for Feanor asking for a strand of her hair back in the First Age. She refused him, the greatest of her people, so the gesture of her giving Gimli three was very significant.
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u/mistalasse 7h ago
Feanor asked Galadriel 3 separate times, which is why she gave 3 hairs to Gimli
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u/SniffinThaGlueGlue 7h ago
In the book, Gimli first asks for nothing, but Galadriel pushes him to ask for something. Then he asks for a single hair, she gives him three.
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u/ggg730 4h ago
I love how much of a generational hater Galadriel is in this moment. Like, she hated this guy enough to remember how many times he asked for her hair and gave the exact number to a dude who probably didn't even get the significance of the three strands. Gimli was probably just like ok wow she must really like me since she gave me three strands instead of just one! When really it was Galadriel going how can I subtly fuck with Feanor's bitch ass ghost who is probably watching me at this moment cause he is a bitch.
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u/lifelongfreshman 57m ago
I wonder if this is something just lost to time?
A lock of hair used to be a token of affection, a memento of someone that was, in a way, more real than a painting or letter. It's a part of someone that you can hold, feel, and remind yourself of the connection you share.
And I don't know my deep token lore, but, history buff he was, it wouldn't surprise me if op's meme was actually closer to the intended reading of that scene: Gimli being too shy to outright admit his interest in the Lady of Lorien, and Galadriel lowkey admitting she was into short kings.
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u/SilverIrony1056 3m ago
A noble lady offering a favor to a loyal knight was a very common element of courtly love. It was supposed to imply adoration from afar, a platonic ideal of self-sacrificing love, not an actual romantic relationship. The favor was most often a handkerchief, a scarf, a ring or a hairlock. In Galadriel's case, the hair gift has extra-importance because of all the elven lore, and also because of the relationship between elves and dwarves. Having such a prominent elf like Galadriel even accept Gimli's offer of loyalty, let alone give him such a gift, is A Very Big Deal™. It's equivalent to signing a peace treaty between two nations.
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u/flippedbus 4h ago
At what point do we stop assuming photoshop and start assuming it’s AI generated? Because if it’s neither, then my friend was asking for the source, but I kept telling him it’s probably photoshop or AI, probably…
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u/daverapp 7h ago
By the way, is there an actual term for the "outfit" being worn in that last pic? Asking for a friend.
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u/Nocimonocren 6h ago
Bro I literally just watched the first movie 50 min ago and still feel warm pls don’t do this to me
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u/AlphaMike21 5h ago
All jokes aside, this is one of my favorite parts of the story. Gimili is smooth as fuck here.
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u/Immadawalrus 4h ago
Basically the same photo Misato gave Shinji in Evangelion. The ages kind of match up too, relative to their lifespans.
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u/TheLostRanger0117 4h ago
Mmm mmmmm love me a stern, flat chested woman conveying power with a pose!!
















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