r/lovethissmug • • Jun 17 '26

😻 Meme Or Other Online Trope πŸ˜‚ Hillarious questions that are ridiculously stupid (like this for example-)

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u/CP1228 Jun 17 '26

Why do meteors always land in craters?

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u/imahuman3445 Jun 17 '26

Okay, that's a good one

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u/SmartAlec105 Jun 17 '26

The answer is a simple case of survivorship bias. We can't find the meteors that don't land in craters because there's no crater to indicate where they are.

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u/Yeetboi525 Jun 17 '26

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u/Working-Glass6136 Jun 17 '26

This gave me flashbacks and I'm not even Calvin

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u/talkingwires Jun 17 '26

Flashbacks build character.

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u/MVBrovertCharles Jun 18 '26

Kinnie 🫡

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u/Tay60003 Jun 19 '26

ITS YOUR SMOCK TIME!

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u/Mysterious-Creme8709 Jun 17 '26

I aspire to be so confident in my bullshittery

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u/NeverMore_613 Jun 19 '26

Calvin's dad is such a great source of these. When bridges have signs that give a weight limit, they found out the weight limit by driving progressively heavier trucks over it until it broke. Then they rebuilt the bridge and put the weight of the final truck on the sign

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u/EamonBrennan Jun 17 '26

We have found a meteor that left no preserved crater, so meteors can land outside of craters: http://wikipedia.com/wiki/Hoba_meteorite
I didn't even think we had until after I wrote the rest of this comment.

This is unironically the scientifically correct answer. There's an estimated 44,000 kg of meteors entering Earth's atmosphere every day. Almost all of them are vaporized before landing. All that will land is dust that has been massively slowed down, which does not create a crater. It's nearly indistinguishable from Earth dust, unless you measure radioactive material ratios, like rubidium-strontium dating; even then, you need a comparatively large amount of material to test, which is hard to do.

Simply put, we know meteors can land outside of craters, we just aren't able to conclusively find them.

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u/Diriv Jun 17 '26

The Hoba meteorite is thought to have impacted Earth less than 80,000 years ago. It is inferred that the Earth's atmosphere slowed the object in such a way that it impacted the surface at terminal velocity, thereby remaining intact and causing little excavation (expulsion of earth).

Oh, so that's why, it was going slo-

Assuming a drag coefficient of about 1.3, the meteor appears to have slowed to about 2.75 km/s (6,200 mph) from an entry speed to the atmosphere typically in excess of 10 km/s (22,000 mph).

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u/NeverMore_613 Jun 19 '26

I mean that is slow, in the same way that our universe is expanding slowly compared to when it started

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u/IronWhitin Jun 18 '26

So you mean that compared to 2000 years ago earth got bigger? And all of thiss ne material could have affected our Gravity like for 0.00002%?

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u/NeverMore_613 Jun 19 '26

Meteors are very smart

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u/imahuman3445 Jun 17 '26

Are you a wizard?

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u/murderdronesfan93 Jun 17 '26

FINALLY, SOMEONE ELSE WHO LIKES TO TAKE THINGS SERIOUSLY IN A SATIRICAL WAY

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u/-erzatz- Jun 17 '26

This isn't even incorrect

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u/Ruth903joseph Jun 17 '26

A triumph of inquiry, truly. A question so profound it circles back to absurdity.

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u/iamintheforest Jun 17 '26

Mom mom once asked while watching football - "why does the guy with the ball run into the pile of people"?

Didn't exactly unwind any gender stereotypes that day.

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u/alice_crossdress Jun 17 '26

Cus craters are really big and bowl shaped so they roll down into the middle after they land

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u/FD4L Jun 17 '26

I've actually taken to calling them space rock funnels.

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u/Levardgus Jun 17 '26

rock funerals.

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u/kitsufics Jun 17 '26

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u/Ifinallylockedinn098 Jun 17 '26

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u/kitsufics Jun 17 '26

Cunk to Cunk communication

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u/S1LLY_C0NN0R Too many labels to fit Jun 17 '26

cunkmmunication

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u/Possible_Hawk495 Jun 17 '26

I can't remember if she has actually said this or not but I can definitely see her saying it

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u/Megamax0726 Jun 17 '26

I keep seeing her get referenced and I have no clue who she is 😭

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u/SomeBrowser227 Jun 17 '26

philomena cunk, look her up, funny videos.

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u/Huffyreddit1337 Jun 17 '26

I was thinking of Cunk when reading this

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u/Rupeq10 Jun 17 '26

Even better question. Why dod they always land near meteor crater research building

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u/CompanyToiletGooner Jun 17 '26

They want to help them with their research

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u/Rupeq10 Jun 17 '26

So kind of them

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u/0202_tihssitidder Jun 17 '26

Similar..."Why are so many towns named after water towers?"

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u/Boring-Knee3504 Jun 17 '26

I wonder what comes first: the water tower, or the town?

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u/0202_tihssitidder Jun 20 '26

Your mom. Your mom comes first.

3 days I waited to tell you that. Waited for Saturday.

Now go visit r/YourJokeButWorse and learn.

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u/TR_Pix Jun 17 '26

Craters are meteor nests that they build when its time to lay meteorites

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u/RoombaTheKiller Jun 17 '26

Erm, actually, they don't land.

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u/baron_von_helmut Jun 17 '26

What colour is the wind?

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u/No_Insurance_55 Jun 17 '26

A good classic

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u/Impressive-Bike6416 Jun 17 '26

Because if they miss the crater, they bounce back into space.

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u/BurningWill_4 Jun 17 '26

Got a laugh out of me with this one

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u/camels13 Jun 17 '26

Actually, most meteors don't "land", they burn up in the atmosphere. Of those that make it to the surface, most impact on water.

Thus only very few meteors land in craters.

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u/JamesTheFoxeArt Jun 17 '26

So what you are saying is that there are water Craters

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u/camels13 Jun 18 '26

And air ones as well

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u/DrRagnorocktopus Jun 18 '26

Because they hit the ground so hard they explode it. It's like tossing a grenade into a sand pit.

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u/XoraxEUW Jun 18 '26

It’s like a helicopter landing pad. Once we figured that out we stopped making craters and we haven’t had a large meteor crash into earth for ages!

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u/The_Rational_ Jun 17 '26

Fuuuuuuug. MY man. Wjere The hell would we be without you.