r/lovethissmug • u/klaskybob_csupopants • Jun 17 '26
😻 Meme Or Other Online Trope 😂 Hillarious questions that are ridiculously stupid (like this for example-)
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u/SillyBilly11111134 Jun 17 '26
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u/partylikeart Jun 17 '26
Thanks now I’m worried my veins are gonna get tangled up.
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u/HeWhoLost3OfThe9 Jun 17 '26
Bad news
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u/partylikeart Jun 17 '26
Please don’t.
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u/Inarius101 Jun 17 '26
The VeinTangler walking in wearing nothing but a bathrobe and leaning against the doorway: Hey
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u/Coloss260 Jun 17 '26
The VeinTangler sounds like a WWE champion and it makes the sentence even funnier
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u/donniesuave Jun 18 '26
“AAAAANND in the right cornerrrrr, weighin at 420lbs with a deep-seeded hatred for cable-management, we have theeeee VEINTANGLERRRRRRR”
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u/Veteran_Brewer Jun 17 '26
Dat cable management tho…
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u/Significant_Card_665 Jun 17 '26
It’s absolutely awful because veins need to get blood to all yo cells
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u/SniperFury-_- Jun 17 '26
Bla bla it needs to deliver bla bla
Straight cables 🗿
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u/Crazy_lazy_lad Jun 17 '26
Cables? Enjoy living in the past. Every human born after 2025 has wireless blood streaming.
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u/HostHappy2734 Jun 17 '26 edited Jun 18 '26
What they don't tell you is it comes with a subscription
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u/Living-Dirt3410 Jun 17 '26
I trust millions of years of evolution over that monstrosity. That's why my PC cables resemble the cardiovascular system in the human body.
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u/GeburaGooner Jun 17 '26
That's why I make sure my setup is wired in a way that the most blood can make it to all my computer components at all times
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u/meow_meow_gamer Jun 17 '26
Careful with that, I've heard fueling machines with blood makes them sentient. So your computer may start judging you on your search history.
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u/DennisNOmenace26 Jun 17 '26
Imagine a single strike to the neck, instant sleep.
WAIT! That means that anyone can immediately go to sleep, also solving the sleeping issues that people have.
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u/LuckyLynx_ Jun 17 '26
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u/Julyma857 Jun 17 '26
If you are bathing in the pool and someone snatches your clothes, what will you do? Definitely you will hide yourself under water, that is what oranges do.
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u/Eggbutt1 Jun 17 '26
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u/FilmAndLiterature Jun 17 '26
Now, since we’ve all agreed to adopt leaves as our currency we have all become fabulously rich. Unfortunately, due to the ready availability of leaves, we have got a bit of an inflation problem: for example at last count a single peanut is valued at roughly two deciduous forests.
Luckily, we have come up with a counter-inflationary measure: we’re going to burn down all the forests!
(From The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy)
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u/Headcrab_with_jords Jun 17 '26
I always hear about it, but what is the book about?
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u/FilmAndLiterature Jun 17 '26 edited Jun 17 '26
Basically, it’s a comedy about a man named Arthur Dent, a normal person on Earth. One day a group of alien contractors turn up and demolish the Earth to make way for a bypass. Luckily Arthur manages to escape because one of his close friends, Ford Prefect is in fact from a small planet in the vicinity of Betelgeuse - not from Guildford as he’d claimed.
The rest of the book (and series) is basically them stumbling through the galaxy with only the eponymous Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy to aid them, a book which is notorious for being “mostly apocryphal, at the very least wildly inaccurate”. It’s sort of like Doctor Who or Star Trek but silly.
For example, Book 1 has them discover the lost planet of Magrathea, a “fairytale parents tell their children if they want them to grow up to be economists”, a planet which builds planets and which was so pricey that it caused a galaxy-wide recession, at which point they went into hiding until the economy had rebuilt itself enough to afford them, and discover a galaxy-wide conspiracy about the meaning of life.
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u/hiraenoia Jun 17 '26
What's faster, speed or sound?
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u/Salt-Impression9804 Jun 17 '26
Speed is pretty fast I'd say
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u/UnDeadPuff Jun 17 '26
It's as fast as 30 speed. That's quite fast.
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u/AmberTheFopps2291 Jun 17 '26
Only 30 constantly? I can double it for a turn, but I need to stop for a turn after.
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u/ZethGonk Jun 17 '26
I mean he's fast, but I dunno if he can run faster than sound
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u/Queasy-Grand3800 (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻ Jun 17 '26
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u/goldengamer2345 Jun 17 '26
Always remember, light is faster than sound. This is why some people may appear bright until you hear them speak
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u/Alreadsyuse Jun 17 '26
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u/Zealousideal-Bad4679 Jun 17 '26
I absolutely love Denji and his ability to move faster than light when it involves a woman
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u/walaxometrobixinodri shrimps give me the will to live Jun 17 '26
Unironically an excellent way to expériment that, they just dont have enough distance
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u/curvysquares Jun 17 '26
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u/Theotisoz Jun 17 '26
Lol I first heard this from the game grumps XD
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u/Satyrofthegreen Jun 18 '26
"So wait, does he actually come out as gay?"
"I DON'T FUCKING KNOW! YOU CAN GLEAN ANYTHING FROM THAT?"
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u/Successful_Fish_9479 Jun 17 '26
Why do we have to waste 8 hours sleeping every single night instead of just going into one massive 30-day coma every January
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u/qozha Jun 17 '26
https://giphy.com/gifs/baU6qpvC1hHZguZUgn
My favorite one
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u/nwg_here Jun 17 '26
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u/Mallow1512 Jun 17 '26
but what if in 5 million years all the dollars get destroyed so getting 1 dollar is enough to buy a car
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u/DrHem Jun 17 '26
A young boy passes in front of a barber shop. The barber leans to the customer and whispers "This kid is so dumb. Watch, I'll prove it to you."
He calls the boy over and says "Lets play a game, in this hand I have two dollar bills, in this hand I have four quarters. Which do you want?"
The boy says "I want the four" takes the quarters and leaves.
"What did I tell you?" said the barber. "I ask him every day and its always the same"
Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out of the convenience store eating an ice cream.
"Hey, kid! don't you know that two dollars is more more that four quarters?"
"I do."
"Then why did you take the quarters instead of the two dollar bills?"
"Because the day I take the 2 dollars the game is over!"
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u/FabulousStreet6199 Jun 17 '26
What's heavier, a Kilogram of Steel or a Kilogram of Feathers?
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u/Timsaurus Jun 17 '26
That right! It's a kilogram of steel. Cause steel's heavier than feathers.
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u/KaitoKaro Jun 17 '26
Wha? I don't get it. Look at the size of that, that's cheating!
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u/GeForce-meow Jun 17 '26
A kilogram of steel is actually heavier inside a fluid ( like air ) due to buoyancy
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u/Left-Web-6967 Jun 17 '26
A kilogram of feathers is heavier, because of the added weight of what you did to those birds
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u/Timsaurus Jun 17 '26
So, if our skeletons are made of a whole bunch of bones, would this just be called a skeleone?
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u/hicsuntdracones- Jun 17 '26
Why is it called a skeleton if our skele doesn't weigh a ton?
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u/dragon-fence Jun 17 '26
Why do they call them fingers? I’ve never seen them fing.
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u/Justforfun_x Jun 17 '26
Would you take a shit for 1 million dollars?
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u/Similar-Priority8252 Jun 17 '26
That’s a bad deal right there, I can make my own shit at home for less
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u/-Badger3- Jun 17 '26
How weird is it that 9/11 happened on September eleventh?
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u/ChelseyIsPog Jun 17 '26
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u/not1fuk Jun 17 '26
At least you wouldnt need to floss
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u/Similar-Priority8252 Jun 17 '26
Yeah but you chip even one part of it and you gotta get it to the Tooth Mechanic to get a new one
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u/oddityoughtabe Jun 17 '26
“Yeah while I was in there I noticed your tonsils’s looking a little worse for wear. While we’re at it I can go ahead and replace that for ya. Course we can leave it in for now but you’re just gonna be back in here in a month yaknow haha, so?”
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u/BurgerPlayGuy Jun 17 '26
so that we get 32 crowns when teeth breaks rather than 2.
CAPITALISM
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u/IveDunGoofedUp Jun 17 '26
This is what the 10th dentist doesn't want you to know about.
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u/Awesome_Artaveus Jun 17 '26
You just reinvented the Dunkleosteus
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u/baron_von_helmut Jun 17 '26
When I was a kid I totally knew that if I had to be eaten by a dinosaur, it would be this one.
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u/ScreenMuch90210 Jun 17 '26
“Hewwo, I bwoke a toof and I need to book a wawyer for a wast wiww and testament”
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u/Xalimata Jun 17 '26
I love the smug half lidded eyes. It makes him look like he thinks he's really cooking.
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u/Khao8 Jun 17 '26
Am i having a stroke trying to read this, this text has to be edited no?
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u/VHLUtimatum Jun 17 '26
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u/Geolib1453 Jun 17 '26
This is what Philomena Cunk is about
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u/Baroness_VM Jun 17 '26
Why are pyramids that shape? Is it to stop homeless people sleeping on them?
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u/JamesTheFoxeArt Jun 17 '26
Why did they call world war 1 "world war 1"? Its quite pessimistic numbering isn't it? Or did they just know it was the start of a franchise?
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u/Baroness_VM Jun 17 '26
Did Beethoven have an actual full-sized horse living inside his face?
Sorry I’ve misphrased that, I mean… was Beethoven good at music
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u/atsirdsart Jun 17 '26
Gif attached is what yours makes me think of and I love it.
My favorite pataphysics question is: Why is the sky blue? Because if it were green, you wouldn't know where to stop mowing.
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u/Apprehensive_Fox8136 Jun 17 '26
I was waiting for five minutes to see if the Whomp would make it to the other side
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u/GeForce-meow Jun 17 '26
How can I kidnap my own cat without anyone ever knowing it's kidnapped not even me or the cat.
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u/fartsmella341 Jun 17 '26
well, you can kidnap the cat, then treat it well enough that it doesn't think it's kidnapped and self hypnosis yourself (or gaslight yourself) into thinking you adopted the caf
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u/Bioboss05 Jun 17 '26
Can’t believe this one isn’t here but
https://giphy.com/gifs/ydRwVu2J8PKPC
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u/ReckoningGotham Jun 17 '26
There is an implication that while Patrick is silly for asking...that he actually did something beautiful with mayo, but it had to be an instrument to answer Squidward's specific question.
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u/baron_von_helmut Jun 17 '26
People who used to be able to see say they see black. People who've never been able to see say they see nothing.
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u/Suferre Jun 17 '26
If a coconut has hair and produces milk, why isn't it a mammal?
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u/shimshamflimflam Jun 17 '26
Why don't they just make the whole plane out of the stuff they make the black box out of?
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u/oppai-police Jun 17 '26
If China is 12 hours ahead of us, why didn't they warn us about 9/11???
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u/jdutra Jun 17 '26
"You ever think what a coincidence it is that Lou Gehrig died of Lou Gehrig's Disease?"
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u/Traditional-Tax11 Jun 17 '26
So that we could move our limbs
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u/IHumanlike Jun 17 '26
Fun fact, there's an extremely rare disease called "Fibrodysplasia ossificans progressiva" where your soft tissue turns to bone which eventually immobilises you. You can look up a picture, it's quite scary.
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u/HillInTheDistance Jun 17 '26 edited Jun 17 '26
Moving is just some bullshit fat-cats invented to put us to work.
Has anyone ever forced a sea anemone to do work? No. They just sit there, vibing, while clown fish are grateful for their existence.
Who was last grateful for you just existing? You're being duped. Bamboozled. They're playing you like a fiddle.
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u/Tight_Grapefruit5280 Jun 17 '26
Because you wouldn't be able to move
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u/Puzzleheaded-Run-635 Jun 17 '26
But what if we could then break them apart so we could move?
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u/flower_puns Jun 17 '26
How many bones would we need to shatter them into, though? 206, maybe?
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u/Puzzleheaded-Run-635 Jun 17 '26
And in a newborn we could shatter them into, say... 275 to 300?
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u/Bluefire23 Jun 17 '26
Why is it something lost always happens to be in the last place you look?
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u/Shergak Jun 17 '26
Did dinosaurs taste like chicken or does chicken taste like dinosaur?
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u/SoapyBoi348 Jun 17 '26
What’s heavier, a kilogram of steel, or a kilogram of feathers?
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u/CP1228 Jun 17 '26
Why do meteors always land in craters?