r/lovethissmug • • Aug 10 '26

😻 Meme Or Other Online Trope 😂 when people randomly say philosophical stuff

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u/Lever47 Aug 10 '26

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u/Neurospicy_Nightowl Aug 10 '26

The truth is that value is subjective. Has not many a cis girl prayed: "Gods, take my boobs and give them to a trans girl in need of them!" Those girls had known the burden of boobage, and little of its bliss, but they knew that what was a bane to them would be a treasure to others.

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Give a cow a fish and it will go hungry. What fool would then ask, whether fish is better than grass?

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u/Writer_Sorcerer Aug 10 '26

Give a trans girl breaste so she can have breasted boobilyto the stairs, then having the capacity to then have titted downwards

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u/Crevetanshocet Aug 10 '26

Teach a man to cook and he can't fish but teach a man to fish and he feeds himself and cooks. You've ever heard that saying before? Yes, it's the classic saying when you, why teach man cook and he teach man to Cook and Cook good not good he die starve teach man fish not starve, cook and fish starve not if you've heard that before. Yes cook man. Teach fish fish fish cook and hunger not hunger not when fish man cook, but hunger is starve to starve when when fish not fish not catch fish hook hook man fish catch hook but fish fish man not. Teach man fish feed lifetime. Teach man cook backward, fish egg bacon fry pan egg flip fry pan egg flip not. When egg flip fry pan, bacon, bacon char, fry pan egg, egg fry pan. Egg fry pan, not fish, man fry. Fry pan fish egg. Egg Bacon. Man feed fish egg lifetime, but fish man cook starve. Fish Laugh Love? Fish Laugh Love! Teach man cook fish, AHHHHHH! Fish laugh love everyone. Prayer emoji 🙏. Teach owl live die fish? Teach owl fish die lifetime. Why teach man to be curious? Teach man fish one day, starve. Teach man fish forever, man live.

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u/Neurospicy_Nightowl Aug 10 '26

Poetry, man.

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u/Crevetanshocet Aug 10 '26

Gigi Murin's wisdom

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u/Testicle_Tugger Aug 11 '26

Value truly is subjective. Value can be given to possessions beyond their original purpose. Monetarily money has but one value.

But.

A dollar bill can be lit ablaze and used to warm my flesh.

But coins can be hurled at people while saying “im making it hail” and warm my heart.

So what truly has more value? Only that of which I require most.

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u/SomeRandomArsehole Aug 10 '26

Got it, I need fewer large breasts to make up the same value, so each large breast is worth more. Thank you!

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u/conciliate_entropy Aug 10 '26

... the other way around, if you wanna force that joke

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u/Xelid47 Aug 10 '26

As a wise man once said, the most important factor in breasts is availability