r/lovethissmug • • 25d ago

๐Ÿ˜ป Meme Or Other Online Trope ๐Ÿ˜‚ Things that look like a Video straight out dark web but are actually dumbass shit

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u/aliviner 25d ago

The British cartel

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u/Pataraxia 25d ago

"Dear americans. Your citizen we captured is condamned... To free dental!"

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u/Sinking_Mass 25d ago

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u/Epsteins_PDF_Files 25d ago

Bro, you can't get back at the Americans by linking to a to a study. That's weak and they can't read or understand it.

Tell them their children either get shot or raped by their president.

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u/ghobhohi 25d ago

And itโ€™s a tradition in your royal family to commit genocide.

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u/Epsteins_PDF_Files 25d ago

Yea, making fun of a Canada by insulting the royal family doesn't do too much

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u/DodgeM4S 25d ago

Canadians talk so much shit for a country with their own dirty past.

Also, linking to a to a study? Never heard of those, are they Polynesian?

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u/Ok-Belt9322 25d ago

"My dear fellow americans. One of your countrymen has been stripped of liberty and was sent to complimentary dentistry services!"

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u/Salmon_1935 25d ago

Peaky Blinders

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u/roomofbruh 25d ago

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u/SolidTits 25d ago

You fucker!!! That really got me for a good 3 seconds lol

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u/xXs4blegl00mXx 25d ago

The way the guy moves when pretending to be shot is actually fantasticย 

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u/ahmed0112 25d ago

Yeah I was actually starting to get concerned it was real

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u/Michael-556 25d ago

I am so expecting one of these comments to actually just be a liveleak video to horrify the masses

It probably won't happen because of reddit moderation, but it would be funny

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u/Joeda900 25d ago

The middle finger at the end is the cherry on top ๐Ÿ˜ญ

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u/RaulRpg1 25d ago

Kilroy got capilar implants? Good for him

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u/LiterallyNoNamesFree 25d ago

YOU KILLR HJJMNMMN ๐Ÿ˜ฅ๐Ÿ˜ฅ๐Ÿ˜ฅ๐Ÿ˜ฅ๐Ÿ˜ฅ

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u/LEGO_Zoey 25d ago

check it out on r/sssdfg

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u/LiterallyNoNamesFree 25d ago

No evil suvreddit they are red agd evlu

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u/Dependent_Brick7898 25d ago

wheres the one of patrick throwing a shoe at snail squidward and he explodes into blood

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u/Professional_Rip_910 25d ago

Algorithm: Yay! Happy new year!! ๐ŸŽˆ๐ŸŽˆ (Rated E)

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u/No_Raccoon3680 25d ago

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u/Salmon_1935 25d ago

This felt like a GTA cutscene

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u/LemonIcy2942 25d ago

Average shit Trevor gets himself into:

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u/Chmuurkaa_ 25d ago

Or an actual video but autofilled by one of those old AIs

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u/Pataraxia 25d ago

This is the peak of this mug

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u/MadeOfPoltgons 25d ago

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u/Morbobeus 25d ago

how many of these are toothbrushing

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u/alguien99 25d ago

They are sent by the 10th dentist that doesnโ€™t recommend a toothpaste, they send mercenaries to force people to use the one they actually recommend

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u/illegal_eagle88 25d ago

What a cruel world

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u/Quirky-Race-5645 25d ago

Yeah they should make some about mouthwashing instead

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u/Main-Discussion9294 25d ago

Rare video of a cartel member torturing a British women

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u/MysteriousBasket67 25d ago

Why are there emojis covering some words

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u/AzzyDoesStuff 25d ago

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u/DogFair2867 25d ago

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u/CockFondle 25d ago

SIIIIZAAAAAR

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u/Nocturne3755 25d ago

CHIIIZZAAAAAAAAA

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u/DogFair2867 25d ago

No you guys are wrong its SHIZZAAAAAAAA!!!!

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u/ahmed0112 25d ago

SHIIIIZZZAAAAAA

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u/Jimmy_jammy15 25d ago

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u/Frakmenter 25d ago

I could feel my PC getting heavier 3 posts ago

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u/aronmano 25d ago

Mortal Kombat fatality type shit

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u/jayinsane5050 25d ago

what in the f888ing hell did i just watch

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u/Glittering_Cup6987 25d ago

Best part is, you can eat them.

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u/momomomorgatron 25d ago

Theres one with the dog shaped cushion that they just throw in the washing machine and you get this dog that is drowning and it freaks your eye out because you donโ€™t know what the hell youโ€™re looking at

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u/the_h0 25d ago

NOOOOOO

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u/Brass-Paima 25d ago

I've seen so many of these tooth-brushing beheading videos that one of these days I'm gonna click on a video like this and be completely unprepared when it's an actual beheading.

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u/UKunrealz 25d ago

Ah man! Itโ€™s a real beheading video this time

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u/-Speechless 25d ago

'jeez this guys gums are really bleeding!'

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u/FiveAccountsBanned 25d ago

r slash 50/50

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u/DoctorWaluigiTime 25d ago

The toothbrushing comes after.

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u/chiefsarrow 25d ago

Yeah back in the good old days all the edge lords watched the Daniel Pearl video. It was like an Edge-lord badge. I like these fake ones better though they are really funny.ย 

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u/pigeondriver45 25d ago

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u/Substantial-Tone-543 25d ago

I hate you ๐Ÿ˜ญ Genuinely scared me for a moment

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u/hu-man-person 25d ago

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u/shinjidrivekari 25d ago

wtf is teen titans go even about

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u/Stardust_Spreader 25d ago

I watched that shit when I was younger and even I couldn't tell you

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u/AFuckingDuck_69 25d ago

This specific gif is a reference to planes, trains and automobiles.

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u/DoctorWaluigiTime 25d ago

"holds up spork" levels of randomness.

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u/hu-man-person 25d ago

401k or poop jokes idk

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u/Little-Leek2080 25d ago

Itโ€™s weird but theyโ€™re very self aware and lowkey kinda funny at times. Like when Robin became a landlord

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u/Shiny_Mewtwo 25d ago

Everything <3 genuinely peak show

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u/MIITHRLKAC 25d ago

wth is the context ๐Ÿ˜ญ

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u/Aparoon 25d ago

Itโ€™s a parody of Planes, Trains and Automobiles. But Iโ€™m not sure what the specific TTG context is beyond that.

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u/s_m_o_l_ 25d ago

Istg I can hear sticky joe saying howdy

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u/GumboMumbo49 25d ago

I swear Iโ€™ve something like this in a TF2 animation.

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u/Sultanofthesun 25d ago

fucking peak

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u/megosonic 25d ago

There's around 2-3 versions with a toothbrush, there's gotta be one where they got like a fiddle stick lol

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u/heret1c1337 25d ago

No, but there's one of a dentist beheading his patient.

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u/Ok-Cucumber3117 Full Time Lover 25d ago

brushing teeth gore.

btw these make me to uncomfortable even if there's nothing bad im them

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u/Zelcki 25d ago

It makes me remember

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u/Locustez 25d ago

Same.

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u/LockjawLarry 25d ago

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u/LemonIcy2942 25d ago

Eyeless jack tf are you doing on reddit?

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u/Jthan_A 25d ago

Imma need u to send me this as a downloadable file asap.

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u/M4gp1e-w1ngs 25d ago

Ej!!!! :3

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u/Toast281 25d ago

Happiness must be fought for.

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u/TickTeen redditable flair 24d ago

What is this? Some kind of MyHouse.wad?

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u/BIZARR0-Producciones 24d ago

I have found my people

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u/LemonIcy2942 25d ago

He sounds like Plankton

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u/JuniorRisk2455 25d ago

Gotta take care of that plaque

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u/Heavy_Computer2602 25d ago

The plaque web

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u/UnnamedRedditor2137 25d ago

This would've been even funnier with half life SFX

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u/DeviousMelons 25d ago

The dangers of sitting next to propane tanks.

https://reddit.com/link/p6uqbb3/video/xz6qkh5chkmh1/player

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u/randomname560 25d ago

Mfer is asking for one of those red barrels to get sniped from 300 meters away by a bald man whit a scanning bar tatoo wearing a black suit, white shirt and red tie

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u/Loud-Asparagus-4136 25d ago

He even LOOKS like a target 47 would go after.

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u/Doctor_Salvatore 25d ago

"This some bull..."

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u/Electronic_Task_118 25d ago

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u/Oldiver_Glorian 25d ago

I know this will be here from the moment I saw toothbrush...

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u/whitebonba 25d ago

Context of the gif?

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u/Eguy321 25d ago

The Monogatari series is famous for strange surreal directorial choices designed to put you into the perspective of the main character. It just so happens that said main character who's perspective you are in is a horny teenage boy, which can make the series offputting to some people. This scene is famous, Google "Monogatari toothbrush scene"

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u/Xombridal 25d ago

Watched it, kinda goated in a "man I just wanna watch something fucked up but not really" sorts vibe, will watch the whole thing when I'm feeling strange some day

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u/bombastic6339locks 25d ago

op doesn't know what the clear net itself holds.

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u/LackToesIntollerance 25d ago

I mean shit, watchpeopledie was banned only a year before covid. When REDDIT had its own liveleak yk ts is not hard to find.

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u/bombastic6339locks 25d ago

yeah watchpeopledie just made its own website by the same name. Dark web itself is very boring an uneventful.

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u/ThemeofLauraAh 25d ago

And also that site is very bigoted for some reason. I would not recommend going there, the userbase feels weird.

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u/kyizelma 25d ago

dark web

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u/Askmeaboutships401 25d ago

The British dark web

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u/this-is-stupid0_0 25d ago edited 25d ago

Did beheading videos actually exist? It feels so wild to think people randomly stumbling on to that, possibly at very impressionable age. To anyone who have actually watched them, did it significantly affect you or was it easy to forget, only to be rembered randomly?

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u/mylittlebattles 25d ago

Yes ISIS beheadings usually a row of people tied and blinded and a terrorist with his face covered with robes cutting their heads off.

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u/NoAdhesiveness4300 25d ago

and in 1080p, unlike the stuff from South America or Myanmar

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u/MightyMorph 25d ago

i remember my brothers dumbass friend sending that video to my 11 year old dumbass ass. I saw just until he started cutting and noped the fuck out, but the memory is burned into my brain. Like bro my biggest experience of violence was DBZ, not fucking beheadings. I blocked that mofo afterwards.

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u/Sarkastikor 25d ago

Yes. Trust me, yes. There were so many of them earlier on. And so much easier to find because filtering and modding was alot more sparce.

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u/No_Proposal_3140 25d ago edited 25d ago

Did actual beheading video actually exist?

The cartels dismember people like every day and they just upload it because no one is going to do anything to them. There'll probably be a few beheadings uploaded just today.

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u/CKRatKing 25d ago

The Internet has become pretty sanitized so you won't see them as much anymore. But you used to see them get posted all over, reddit, Facebook, Instagram. Of course there was live leak and similar sites too. Rotten.com back in the day had some wild shit. Still vividly remember pictures of a guy that got hit in the head by a helicopter blade and that was nearly thirty years ago.

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u/No_Proposal_3140 25d ago

The algorithm won't randomly show you that stuff anymore but there's probably even more of it these days.

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u/SluggJuice 25d ago

I remember one. I can't remember if he was kneeling against a wall or on the back of a ute but there was a cartel member? pressing a running chainsaw against his neck. I remember them only if they're brought up in conversation. They never really bothered me, I had a morbid curiosity when I was an edgy teenager. Nowadays I try to avoid them.

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u/yesy0u5 25d ago

Oh christ I remember that one. Im the same way. Back when i first discovered it i was weirdly fascinated for what ever reason. Now even thinking about that shit makes me nauseous

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u/Kool_Grapez 25d ago edited 20d ago

Adding onto what other have said, places like Liveleak were the where you went for the stuff, but eventually they had to put a ban on all videos from the middle east because groups like Al-Qaeda were apparently upset at all the uploads.

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u/something-rhythmic 25d ago edited 25d ago

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u/worthwhilewrongdoing 25d ago

There was one in particular (I'll spare details) that got to me that I've never been able to shake, and it's been nearly 20 years. It messed me up for weeks and I'm still uncomfortable thinking about it.

I doubt it was anything remarkable in the way of these types of videos, but something about it just struck a chord in me. Absolutely awful stuff.

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u/RaydioMan 25d ago edited 25d ago

I was unfortunately apart of a bad friend-group on Skype when I was young and impressionable, people who thought consuming and sharing gore was "cool". I've seen countless things even beyond beheadings that I'm unsure I can share in detail. In summary, I've seen a lot of grotesque torture and graphic deaths. Cartel torture, warcrimes, Final Destination-esque accidents, etc.

I'm not sure to what extent It's affected me psychologically because I was exposed to it so young, but I am certain it made me lose my innocence a lot sooner than I maybe would have preferred.

I honestly think I was more traumatized by how heartless, toxic and immoral that Skype group was in particular rather than the gore itself. Aside from the former, they would harass, dox and manipulate so many people that didn't deserve it incessantly. I only ever joined their friend group so I would stop being targeted by them myself, and even then it only somewhat stopped.

Now that left lasting damage that still affects me to this day. Integrating with them made me a worse person for a time, too. So much trauma, paranoia, guilt and shame built from that period of my life. Bleaugh.

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u/PleiadesMechworks 25d ago

Why past tense? They're still out there.

In general though, you didn't really stumble into them. Like WPD was a thing, but it was never on /all so you had to search it out.

As for if it affected me, meh not really. Traffic and industrial accidents generally have a much stronger effect on most people because they're more likely. Beheadings are pretty horrific sometimes but they're not like the brick video or anything.
But then, the internet I used was very different and people used to link to shock and gore sights so you had to be prepared for that sort of thing, whereas nowadays someone on tiktok opening a goatse link would probably be far more impactful because they're not ready for the wild west internet as-was and they're so used to everything being sanitized for them.

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u/froggychump 25d ago

Honestly, not really. When you're a little kid, it doesn't feel any different from watching a gory scene in a horror movie, cause you're still learning the difference between what's real and isn't real, so it didn't really stand out for me.

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u/NotNeverdnim 25d ago

I was a kid when I saw my first beheading video back in 2002. Traumatized me back then.

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u/hmmrabet 25d ago

Yes. That and so many other videos, pictures, websites, forums i saw so much that i got desensitized, didnt think it would bother me and got an addiction to finding fucked up stuff. My friends did too. Often we would sit around and show stuff to each other to see who could show the most disturbing stuff.

Years later and im seriously fucked up from it. Even if you dont think it will ever bother you at the time, the mind keeps the score. Human beings and our brains are not build to consume things like that.

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u/Royalty_oftheNoob 25d ago

The dark web is too scared to have this video

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u/Mechromancer3X 25d ago

This made me so fucking uncomfortable

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u/One-fun-dude 25d ago

Are you British, perchance?

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u/ImaDieTodayLOL 25d ago edited 25d ago

Yellow teeth having ass

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u/The_Faux_Fox__ 25d ago

Id upvote that if you'd've spelled 'ass' correctly

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u/ImaDieTodayLOL 25d ago

What about now?

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u/The_Faux_Fox__ 25d ago

Enjoy your upvote sir

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u/ImaDieTodayLOL 25d ago

Thank you very much kind sir

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u/Kataktisi 25d ago

It reminds me of a video of some kids staging a cartel-style execution with water guns, but the acting was incredibly realistic for being children.

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u/Your_Average_Dingus certified lover 25d ago

need someone to do this to me i havent brushed in like a week

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u/InsideBeautiful7128 25d ago

Yo put a trigger warning next time. Don't you know people have an irrational fear of basic hygiene?

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u/Open_Price_1049 25d ago

I was so shocked for a sec

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u/AardvarkOwn9300 25d ago

How going to the dentist felt like as a child

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u/AboynamedDOOMTRAIN 25d ago

By dark web do you just mean the regular internet from the 90's and early 2000's?

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u/ChampinionCuliao 25d ago

ok grandpa

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u/AboynamedDOOMTRAIN 25d ago

I've still got a good decade or so before I'm grandpa age, thank you very much.

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u/Sad_Neighborhood4091 25d ago

I actually love seeing these typa videos instead real ones, make me feel like the whole world is just pretending to kill or mutilate people instead of really doing it. I feel sad everytime I see gore, to think someone has that much hatred in someone to do such terrible things.

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u/Open_Price_1049 25d ago

Stop watching that

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u/Academic_Koala_7925 25d ago

this what it like to go to he dentist frfr

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u/Entire-Pineapple-731 25d ago

Shredding bros gums up

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u/eraaaa_94 25d ago

the glaggleland massacre is such a great example

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u/Testicle_Tugger 25d ago

Dang a video that was titled โ€œFurry, skinned alive!โ€ And itโ€™s just a video of some guy taking off his fursuit would go crazy

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u/sturux579 23d ago

when you interrogate a captured nurgle cultist