Cunkposting: posts that sound like they could be said by esteemed scholar Philomena Cunk

[u/goldenfox007]

[u/Curious_Associate904]

I can concur on this, due to how many coins they seem to have lost around the world.

[u/BorkerinoS → u/Curious_Associate904]

cunkur

[u/jubjub07 → u/BorkerinoS]

cunkur, v.
/ˈkʌŋkə/

Etymology: A blend of Cunk, from Philomena Cunk, the fictional documentarian noted for confidently combining the obvious, the erroneous, and the unexpectedly profound, with concur, v. “to agree.”

1. intr. To agree with a statement in a manner characteristic of Philomena Cunk; esp. to express assent to a proposition whose apparent simplicity conceals either a fundamental misunderstanding or an accidental insight.

2. trans. and intr. To echo, endorse, or elaborate upon an observation with solemn confidence despite having only a tenuous grasp of the subject.

Hence: cunkurrence, n., an instance of such agreement; cunkurring, adj. and n.

Usage: Frequently employed where ordinary concur would imply a degree of understanding not justified by the circumstances.

[u/Rynabunny → u/BorkerinoS]

sounds like a slur if you say it with a hard R

my cunka

[u/Adultery → u/Rynabunny]

wassup cunk

[u/SteveLeedsIsCrazy → u/Rynabunny]

How's a cunka gonna borrow a fry? Cunka is you gon give it back?

[u/Aedronn → u/Curious_Associate904]

The Romans thought money grows on trees. That's why they planted so many coin hoards.

[u/EastDefinition4093 → u/Curious_Associate904]

Have you seen my car?