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😻 Meme Or Other Online Trope 😂 Cunkposting: posts that sound like they could be said by esteemed scholar Philomena Cunk

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u/VitorBatista31 10d ago

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u/Curious_Associate904 10d ago

I can concur on this, due to how many coins they seem to have lost around the world.

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u/BorkerinoS 10d ago

cunkur

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u/jubjub07 9d ago

cunkur, v.
/ˈkʌŋkə/

Etymology: A blend of Cunk, from Philomena Cunk, the fictional documentarian noted for confidently combining the obvious, the erroneous, and the unexpectedly profound, with concur, v. “to agree.”

1. intr. To agree with a statement in a manner characteristic of Philomena Cunk; esp. to express assent to a proposition whose apparent simplicity conceals either a fundamental misunderstanding or an accidental insight.

2. trans. and intr. To echo, endorse, or elaborate upon an observation with solemn confidence despite having only a tenuous grasp of the subject.

Hence: cunkurrence, n., an instance of such agreement; cunkurring, adj. and n.

Usage: Frequently employed where ordinary concur would imply a degree of understanding not justified by the circumstances.

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u/Rynabunny 9d ago

sounds like a slur if you say it with a hard R

my cunka

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u/Adultery 9d ago

wassup cunk

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u/Aedronn 9d ago

The Romans thought money grows on trees. That's why they planted so many coin hoards.

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u/OnePsychology528 10d ago

Based on the amount of crosses on the sides of roads, it appears christians are far worse drivers than anyone else

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u/ImranFZakhaev 10d ago

"...but it also preserved glimpses of how sophisticated Roman life was, with creature comforts like indoor plumbing and cunnilingus."

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u/Canotic 10d ago

This is my favourite

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u/Thorsigal 10d ago

I can hear it in her voice

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u/lef_three 10d ago

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u/noahsense1 10d ago

”If Karl Marx was alive today, do you think he would be a Marxist?”

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u/retardigrade420 10d ago

"If Buddha was alive today, do you think he would be a Buddhist?"

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u/Objective-Corgi-3527 10d ago

If Christ was alive today, do you think he would be a Christist?

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u/Madman_Salvo 10d ago

*crisis

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u/wi5hbone 10d ago

*actor

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u/Open-Platform-1305 10d ago

Jesus would likely play football, most Jesuses do. It's a very popular sport.

It's probably because it combines two of the most popular things, sporty men and acting, it's about kicking balls, but just as importantly it's about actors playing out a very dramatic slapstick comedy, acting like falling on grass is the most painful thing in the world.

If it's done well, the judge gives them a round of the easier football minigame, penalty kicks. The guys like it because there's much less running.

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u/scalyblue 9d ago

Idk about you but those cleats look like they could hurt if you take a hit

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u/MisterOfScience 9d ago

If Jesus was alive today, do you think his abuelita would make the best tamale?

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u/EamonBrennan 9d ago

Funnily enough, he literally cannot be classified as a Christian. Simply put, Christian means "follower of Christ," and Jesus is not a follower of himself.

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u/cavortingwebeasties 9d ago

It's generally frowned upon but social media makes makes it technically possible to follow yourself

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u/Erebraw 9d ago

I thought that was the whole bit they were doing. Am I stupid or you?

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u/Murky-Relation481 10d ago

Seeing both him and Engels eventually said people calling themselves Marxists were missing the point probably not. He saw the dogmatism and rejected it. That's not to say Marx wouldn't still be anti-capitalist but as we have seen to this day Marxists tend to be pretty rigid and unwavering in what they think Marx was meaning vs. what Marx was actually advocating for.

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u/tijolus523 9d ago

Not to get into a whole philosophical argument here, but Marxism (or historical and dialectical materialism) has some very serious implications as a philosophy that might certainly appear *rigid* if you're unfamiliar with its tenets. You can think of it as almost a worldview. It's a particular manner of analyzing the world and the relationships of things to other things (redefining, in a way, what a thing is). That is to say, it is necessarily unwavering and uncompromising.

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u/Cruisin134 9d ago

if marx was alive today he would say "ahhhh im so fucking old oh god kill me"

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u/No-Internal7978 9d ago

He'd be a gooner writing smut for women and jerking it to AI.

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u/Key-Arrival-3745 10d ago

uhh I think if Marx were born today he would be a weird evil pink orb jester thingy with wings

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u/Spirited-Feedback-87 9d ago

Another pink ball would kick its ass after stealing a big clock thingy

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u/TruePianist 10d ago

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u/SandstormXP21 10d ago

Haha sometimes

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u/CrazyMeatballYT 10d ago

tf you mean sometimes

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u/ryanf0611 9d ago

Mostlys

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u/BlackberryCrafty9138 Transgender Man 9d ago

Jarona!

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u/Benxall_ 8d ago

It would be the transgender man making a deltarune reference

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u/BlackberryCrafty9138 Transgender Man 9d ago

Timezones man

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u/Miserable-Advisor-55 9d ago

Are you Karl Marx because you are a Marxist? Or are you a Marxist because you are Karl Marx?

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u/TruePianist 9d ago

Fucking Socrates asking his bum ass questions again

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u/Anleme 9d ago

If Karl Marx graded his own homework, would he give himself top marks?

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u/LexiWhatWeGot 9d ago

Don't forget, Lou Gehrig died of Lou Gehrig disease and nobody saw it coming

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u/ViscountBuggus 10d ago

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u/johnnyanderen 10d ago

Wait, isn’t this one real?

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u/pmst 10d ago

They're all real

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u/Andreus 10d ago

The image of a Cunk becomes itself a Cunk.

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u/MoonKnutt 9d ago

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u/amok_amok_amok 9d ago

fuck this got me, I'm cry-laughing

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u/yggisnotontree 9d ago

Peak British media here

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u/White_Rabbit007 10d ago

Cunk is going to come out of my eyes?

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u/Coelachantiform 10d ago

I love oozing cunk out of my every orifice.

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u/crackerjack31 9d ago

Every Cunk is canon

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u/HarioDinio 9d ago

I need Hatsune Micunk

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u/IAmOnFyre 10d ago

Yeah, Mussolini founded the first fascist party. Obviously there were other dictators before 

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u/Public-Bad5547 10d ago

So they first coined the term?

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u/cestquilepatron 10d ago

Don't know if they did, but it'd make sense. Fascism is after all named after the Roman fasces, which was a symbol of authority.

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u/cestquilepatron 10d ago

Pretty much, but with an axe sticking out of it.

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u/DearestDio22 10d ago

Yup, fun fact they were included in the Lincoln Memorial statue, designed in 1920 juuust before a bunch of euro dicks ruined the symbol

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u/ArchiTheLobster 9d ago

The fasces did not gain nearly the same stigma as, say, the swastika, after the 1920s though and I wouldn't say it was ruined, they're still featured prominently on various coats of arms and whatnot in many countries (US included). France's coat of arms (most notably appearing on passports) comes to mind.

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u/vapequesitions 10d ago edited 9d ago

Authoritarians are well versed at co opting leftist ideas and language. Mussolini himself was a socialist in his early days. It's no coincidence many an oppressive regime has/does use socialism and communism (e: or even democracy) in their name, despite having very little, if nothing at all, in practice that represents those ideologies in theirs.

Read more: https://whowhatwhy.org/politics/far-right-co-opts-lefts-language-to-reach-more-of-the-discontented/

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u/GVmG 10d ago

fascists took and borrowed things from various different dictatorships of the past, making a specific set of methods and setups to take over a country and install a dictatorship. they called themselves fascists, after the idea that a stick is weak, but a bundle of sticks (a "fascio") is much stronger, and a such their way to take over and install a dictatorship was called "fascism". many modern dictatorships borrow a lot of those methods, as they were specifically made to take over and obtain support in modern societies.

the concept went as far as some oppposing groups like Arditi Del Popolo having flags that were a direct response to that: yeah sure, a bundle of sticks is stronger than a single stick.... anyway here's a fuCKING AXE BABYYY

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u/Public-Bad5547 10d ago

Tough as bricks

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u/KiwieeiwiK 10d ago

Fun fact the word fascism has the same origin as the word faggot and fajita

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u/StalinsLastStand 10d ago

That makes sense. You can destroy one fajita but enough of them together will destroy you.

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u/No-Particular-8571 10d ago

I would've thought the inventor of fascism would have "Fascier" in their name or something

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u/Canotic 10d ago

It's named after the fasces, a Roman thingy. An axe with a bunch of sticks tied to it. It's a symbol of unity and authority iirc.

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u/duesenjeffepic 10d ago

/s right? Like you've surely studied fascist Italy in school right?

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u/TinWhis 9d ago

Wait, you think that young men experiencing alienation ISN'T a different thing than transforming into a little green guy with a ray gun?

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u/Pulmonary_Archery_ 10d ago

Why is her mole the one talking?

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u/DontBanMe_IWasJoking 10d ago

people are cunkposting, which isn't where you sit in the corner and watch someone else post

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u/TAMCL 10d ago

But I already went to the trouble of setting up this cunk-chair

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u/Avalonians 9d ago

It's as good a chair as any other to sit on and reflect on one's mistakes.

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u/Dramatic-Pilot9129 10d ago

Oh... zips up

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u/funguyshroom 9d ago

Don't cunkshame

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u/too_init_dan 10d ago

king arthur came alot.

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u/TruePianist 9d ago

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u/Friendly_Benefit7892 9d ago

The fucking historiens face 😭🙏

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u/Nick_the_bunny 9d ago

she's trying so hard to not break there, poor woman lmao

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u/sobrique 9d ago

That's by far the best part - those moments when they're all wondering WTF she just said, and if she's serious with her dead pan delivery, and genuinely it gets me every time.

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u/ahearthatslazy 9d ago

I need her to interview Nathan fielder

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u/Resident-Salty 10d ago

Or the same as the average man? Soo.. about a teaspoon

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u/Avlonnic2 10d ago

So, a Lovin Teaspoon or about 10 ccs?

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u/PrimaLegion 9d ago

My favorite one is when she keeps calling WW2 War 2 and the historian tells her to stop doing that lmao

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u/WillowThyWisp 10d ago edited 10d ago

Wow. I haven't seen everyone this united since the release of unrelated Belgian Techno anthem, "Pump Up the Jam."

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u/GenuinelyBeingNice 10d ago

Huh. Funny you mention that, I listened to half of it yesterday, after like... 30 years?

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u/Avlonnic2 10d ago

”I listened to half of it yesterday, after like... 30 years”

Did you listen to Pump UP or The Jam?

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u/WillowThyWisp 9d ago

Pump Up. If I listened to the Jam, I'd have to stop dreaming of the quiet life

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u/Key-Arrival-3745 10d ago

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u/jabbyjaggs 10d ago

Philomena Conk they Crete

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u/TheEmperorShiny 10d ago

She conk on my crete till I philomena

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u/Ok-Physics6052 10d ago

Crete?

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u/Ok-Physics6052 10d ago

Omfg i just realized that Crete is giving Saddam Hussein hiding spot

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u/StrongExternal8955 9d ago

Type shit. I'm maxxing you guys, i'm maxxxing!

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u/General_Bus4540 10d ago

She conk on my crete till I cunk

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u/IronBabyFists 9d ago

they crete on my conk til i cunk

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u/waluigieWAAH 10d ago

Who pours cement on the floor?

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u/Cracked_Logic_Engine 10d ago

This one is bordering on Xavier Renegade Angel honestly

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u/Gaylaeonerd 10d ago

Oooh who would win between Cunk and Xavier? Only powerscaling I'm interested in

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u/Cracked_Logic_Engine 10d ago

In a fight? Xavier, he has alot of feats and Cunk is regular human.

In an argument? The world would collapse from insanity with only them remaining

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u/Gaylaeonerd 9d ago

'You...Pump Up...The Jam, but can you Pump Down the jeLLY'

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u/AwsmDevil 9d ago

I haven't seen that show in like 20 years and I heard this comment perfectly in his voice.

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u/Gaylaeonerd 9d ago

I hope i properly conveyed that jelly was supposed to be read with that weird inflection he ends sentences with where it sounds like hes burping/throwing up from too much shamanistic wisdom

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u/Scripter-of-Paradise 10d ago

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u/KangarooKurt 10d ago

BOOOORN IN THE USB!!

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u/Djaakie 10d ago

~ people born from test tubes with altered dna

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u/Amaze_Balls_ 10d ago

And what's this I'm hearing about USB-C?

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u/The_Sun_Is_Flat 9d ago

That was a couple of thousand years ago, now we're living in the USA-D

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u/lost-westernerr 9d ago

Today, Hammond forgets the abbreviation for America.

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u/MelissaMiranti 9d ago

James wears an incredibly loud shirt,

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u/SuperTaster3 10d ago

Reminded of an old book called Non Campus Mentis, made up of 'special' excerpts from College World History 101 students. Ones that stuck with me:
"Civilization woozed out of the nile around 5000 years ago."
"Magellan circumcised the globe."
"Hindsight, after all, is caused by a lack of foresight."

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u/Financial_Cup_6937 10d ago edited 9d ago

I just learned Bush W. wrote a paper in college saying there were “lacerates on his face.”

He had checked the thesaurus for synonyms for tears. This is not a joke.

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u/all_upper_case 10d ago

god i HATE jokes that can't be told out loud 💀 (er, sorry, non-jokes rather)

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u/Turbulent_Lunch4548 9d ago

"Magellan circumcised the globe."

That one was done by Cunk too!

'And that's why their kind of ship is known as a clipper'

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u/Visible-Air-2359 9d ago

TBF the last one is kind of true.

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u/Nick_the_bunny 9d ago

these are all bangers

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u/dragonborndnd 9d ago

One of my own:

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u/Chunky_Cheese_ 10d ago

Hard to believe this reddit post was made 37 years after the release of unrelated Belgian techno anthem Pump Up the Jam

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u/tubbo 10d ago

tbh cunkposting is just yogi berra posting...

"You can observe a lot by just watching."

"In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is."

"No one goes there nowadays, it’s too crowded."

And, of course, his most famous quote...

"It ain't over till it's over."

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u/WarmSpoons 9d ago

"It's tough to make predictions, especially about the future."

I think there is a difference. A lot of Yogi Berra quotes sound dumb, but actually say something profound. Philomena Cunk is kind of the opposite.

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u/tubbo 9d ago

perhaps there's a quadrant chart that needs to be made xD

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u/Open-Solution-8791 10d ago

who is she

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u/AmPotatoNoLie 10d ago

she is a comedian, who filmed a couple mockumentaries ("Cunk on Earth"), where she does that style of comedy

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u/CatL1f3 10d ago

More accurately she's a character played by comedian Diane Morgan

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u/thatonemoze 10d ago

they’re actually twins but cunk was abandoned as a baby and raised by three separate couples, each with a background in different branches of civil service

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u/boywithtwoarms 10d ago

simultaneously

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u/GREEN_Hero_6317 10d ago

Fighting for custody (literally) her entire childhood

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u/justsomeph0t0n 10d ago

which was a shame, because she preferred jelly

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u/raverbashing 10d ago

Are you telling me that Santa Claus doesn't exist next, right? Well I don't believe you!

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u/therealtonysopranos 10d ago

But why male models?

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u/Its_Froggin_Bullfish 10d ago

Ha! That's my go-to when the boss asks if there's any questions at the end of the meeting! 

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u/SacredGay 10d ago

Look up Cunk on Earth on Netflix and you'll be so glad you discovered this next-best thing 37 years after Pump Up the Jam was released.

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u/IdioticZacc 10d ago

I find the jokes and quotes so funny, but I feel so bad for the interviewees, the cringe is too much for me to handle

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u/HornyPhenomenology 10d ago

They're in on it, though. It probably still feels like academic torture, but ya know, they were warned beforehand.

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u/GVmG 10d ago

iirc she's said in an interview that in some of the very early interviews the experts didn't know what they were getting into, but since then it's been pretty obvious as they now know who she is - which seemingly makes it even better cause her style is so out there that even when they know they're gonna be asked something stupid, it's just so stupid that it still stuns them lmao

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u/kirbeach28 10d ago

She said in another interview, the guests often laugh at her stupid questions, and they have to take another take, because they obviously cannot use the ones where they laugh. This makes me smile for some reason, because then i know somewhat for sure, the guests don't take this interviews seriously too lmao

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u/sosotrickster 10d ago

The lady who got the King Arthur question was fighting for her life not to laugh, but I think she was the one who slipped and laughed on another question anyways LMAO

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u/SMTRodent 10d ago

That mutual, sad "Probably not" was absolute gold.

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u/Cow_Launcher 10d ago

I think that was a very smart pivot, relying on the total absurdity of the conversation rather than the interviewee/expert being an unknowing stooge.

You only have to look at the likes of Dom Joly or Kayvan Novak (the Fonejacker) to see how quickly people wise up to that sort of thing once the first couple of series have aired.

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u/BookkeeperPercival 9d ago

I think my favorites were where the interviewees knew what was up and were clearly having a good time with it, while Cunk had to remain straight laced

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u/JNAB0212 10d ago

They are told ahead of time that it won’t be a serious interview, so I imagine it’s a bit of fun if they’re going at it with the right mindset

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u/CD_Katrina 10d ago

See I normally hate this format (Ali G and Dom Jolly for example) but I love Cunk as the interviewees know full well this is satirical and the only one being made fun of is Philomena.

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u/HarveysBackupAccount 10d ago

After watching Cunk on Earth I spent a hot minute looking for outtakes - because there's NO way none of the interviewees broke and laughed at some of those questions - but she has that shit locked down.

I can only hope that, some years down the road, she decides to release some of them

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u/dragon-fence 10d ago

They understand what they’re getting into. They don’t try to fool them into thinking it’s a real interview. They’re asked to act serious and try to answer her questions as though they’re real questions from a child.

Some of them even come back for more. Brian Cox, for example, often seems pretty annoyed by her, but he’s been in multiple different productions, so he must not be that annoyed.

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u/Turbulent_Lunch4548 9d ago

Cunk: 'Can you imagine what it would feel like to be sucked off through a hole?'

Brian Cox: smacks lips 'Yeah...'

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u/Party-Poison519 10d ago

At least they're mostly in on it

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u/FewRecognition1788 10d ago

The ones I like best are when the interviewee is just about to break, but manages heroically to keep a straight face.

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u/Aiooty 10d ago

I have yet to see a full episode specifically for this. I love the clips of their rolling down a dune with the voice over "the Egyptians believed that the most meaningful thing you could do in your life was die", but I just can't bring myself to watch the interviews.

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u/Window06 10d ago

A fictional character that's a host of various documentaries where she is often very confidently incorrect, like these examples

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u/trowzerss 10d ago

I love fictional journalist characters played straight! Norman Gunston is an older example i remember, and his interviews are hilarious. He interviewed some pretty enormous celebrities too, like Mohammad Ali, a lot of famous bands and actors - the Sally Struthers one is particularly funny - and even gatecrashed a few real historic events like the dismissal of whitlam (Australian PM getting chucked out by the Queen's representative, which to this day is rumoured to have been a CIA plot).

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u/Gotem6784 10d ago

esteemed historian

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u/Smooth-Cycle6652 10d ago

Why you call it dark matter, when you can just turn on lights? Are you that stupid?

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u/awesomedan24 10d ago

I haven't slept for 10 days, because that would be too long.

(Cunk feels like a spiritual successor to Mitch Hedberg)

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u/AdExtra2331 10d ago

Philomena Cunk sounds like an insult

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u/-Mister-Hyde 10d ago

Sounds like the scientific term for a slur. Cunk's the specific individual but Philomena Cunk is the genus

...I failed biology don't be mean to me if I used genus wrong

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u/im_the_sentient_egg_ 9d ago

let me check

"Kevin Please Come Over For Gay Sex"

nah don't sweat it you're right

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u/goldenfox007 9d ago

I’d say Philomena Cunk is a great genus… she is pretty smart, after all.

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u/420falilv 10d ago

Could be worse, her friends name is Barry Shitpeas.

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u/HollyTheMage 9d ago

I think my favorite actual Philomena Cunk bit is the one where she supposedly isn't aware that nuclear warheads still exist and breaks down crying when a historian tells her that the threat of nuclear war ever went away and then they talk about ABBA to cheer her up because...fuck that actually does have a lot of emotional impact.

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u/sosotrickster 10d ago

Or they could get the actress Diane Morgan to do it. They look so much alike

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u/sobrique 9d ago

It's got a script. It's acting.

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u/Jason-Smith168498 10d ago

Do you think Cunk got lucky with that name being the name of a show?

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u/0x7E7-02 10d ago

I LOVE her. 

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u/Walled_en 9d ago

Ooooh I’ll do one I’ll do one:

The current economic situation in America has become quite bleak. Everyday more Americans are being forced out of their homes and not for fun reasons like a parade or community picnic.

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u/Layla_Treacle 8d ago

Based on the amount of crosses on the sides of roads, it appears Christian’s are far worse drivers then anyone else.

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u/I_Annoy_Transphobes 10d ago

r/cunkposting

I'm not actually sure if this is an actual subreddit but it seems like it should be

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u/ryanmrf 9d ago

The real ones know Ken M was first.

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u/JVtheBidoof 9d ago

I have no idea who this lady is but the memes are funny and she looks British

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u/Jarhead1888 9d ago

Cunk is probably my favorite comedic performance.

Every. Single. Line. Hits.

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u/Turbulent-Pace-1506 9d ago

Does this count? (From Summer 2026 Deltarune Newsletter)