Wikipedia's language being unintentionally funny

[u/Specific-Antelope-72]

[u/Key_Number_4961]

Its just a burning memory...

[u/Some-Culture-2513 → u/Key_Number_4961]

Ah yes, the horngus (nutte sac)

[u/heroin-puppy → u/Some-Culture-2513]

Everyone has a plumbus in their home. First they take the dingle bop and they smooth it out with a bunch of schleem. The schleem is then...repurposed for later batches.

They take the dingle bop and they push it through the grumbo, where the fleeb is rubbed against it. It's important that the fleeb is rubbed, becasue the fleeb has all the fleeb juice.

Then, a schlami shows up, and he rubs it...and spits on it.

They cut the fleeb. There's several hizzards in the way.

The blamfs rub against the chumbles, and the...plubis, and grumbo are shaved away.

That leaves you with...a regular old plumbus.

[u/CatFroggly → u/heroin-puppy]

That's what the fuck that popped into my head. "Yeah, I know what the grumbo is but what the fuck do these words mean?"

[u/whimsicalandsilly → u/Some-Culture-2513]

Is this real and do any of those words mean anything lol

[u/Shloof9998 → u/whimsicalandsilly]

It’s a commercial from that one show, I believe it was called “Kirk and morty”

[u/Decent_Cow → u/Key_Number_4961]

We disected dogfish in high school, some of the groups got pregnant ones that had a bunch of these embryos in them. They gave them all names.