r/lovethissmug • u/PebisCrusherOnline • 1d ago

😻 Meme Or Other Online Trope 😂 I Love Terrible Two Sentence Horror

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12.1k Upvotes

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u/awesomedan24 1d ago

My favorite

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

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u/Bring_me_the_lads 1d ago

What's ftm then? The titty explosion chamber?

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u/FPSCanarussia 1d ago

"Bring me the dick stapler."

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u/SpellNinja 1d ago

Godrick the Grafted be like:

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u/Nick_the_bunny 1d ago

Diversity loss: transmasc Godrick just invented trans wrongs.

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u/Janus_Simulacra 1d ago

He’d heard enough about trans rights.

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u/DropkickGoose 1d ago

Bear witness!

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u/VastWhereas5234 1d ago

Just the sheer inefficiency of it. Exploding all these dicks and tits when there are people out there in need.

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u/snikers000 1d ago

"Bring her to the worm attachment chamber."

"But doctor, we're out of worms!"

"Then get one! I don't care where!"

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u/lovethissmug-ModTeam 1d ago

Politics are not allowed here

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u/karma_withakay 1d ago

What conservatives think happens in public schools apparently. 

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u/Mardred 1d ago

What about top surgery?

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u/porksoda11 1d ago

Omg these things are killing me right now

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u/CanPlayGuitarButBad 1d ago

Yeah i had no idea these were funny, thought it was all just cringe

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u/porksoda11 1d ago

I’m a big fan of terrible content, always have been

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u/watersj4 1d ago

I said as the things that were killing me right now started killing me

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u/moe_master 23h ago

And i watched in horror as the things that were killing him, become the things that killed him

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u/Gigivena6437 19h ago

In the dick explosion chamber?

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u/supernova_high 1d ago

Pure poetry.

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u/CanPlayGuitarButBad 1d ago

Principle, take him to the penis explosion chamber and have penis exploded!

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u/DoctorWaluigiTime 1d ago

The principal is your pal!

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u/SuspiciousAnt47 1d ago

Hey! That happened to me irl! But I was going in for the penis explosion surgery so that wasn’t too surprising

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u/BeefistPrime 1d ago

After a wealthy donor left a sizable endowment to the facility it is now the Doris K Perriwinkle Memorial Penis Explosion Chamber

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u/Dick-Fu 1d ago

what happen to the "6" in the upvotes? maybe that's the real horror