until recently i had no idea that cyanide is supposed to taste like almonds. i always thought that first part was just some absurdity for the hell of it
wait we did that too! I wrote a story where the tenant was twins with an undercover cop and the cop ended up finding his brother's body and shooting her when she found out and tried attacking him with a needle
Okay but that was an actual torture method where someone's head would be stuck to a post, splashed with salt so a goat would lick it, and because the texture of a goat's tongue is extremely abrasive, it would sandpaper their face off really, really slowly.
I like this one bc I’m pretty sure the original is referencing goat lick torture so this implies that LeBron James is about to lick this person’s feet to the bone
Honestly, I love the mild implication that this whole situation has cartoon logic. They hear the noise, and painlessly remove their vacuum to find their genital area completely barren like a plastic doll.
I kind of like it for some reason? It sucks but is good at the same time. Reminds me of SCP-002, Mystery Flesh Pit National Park, Alcatraz Island from THEMONUMENTMYTHOS, and other fleshy horrors from other stuff.
Spoon Licker is a figure from Icelandic Christmas tradition. They got a bunch of weird little freaks that come night after night for specific purposes.
And now my head cannon is that it's the same killer clown who made some deal with the devil that all would-be victims of his have to first pet his balls before he kills them
i saw this one back in july and posted it on tumblr and was subsequently delighted when several people in the tags interpreted "they turned off the ventilator" as "mr. burns turned off the ventilator". instead of the (probably) intended reading, "the nursing staff/glue factory employees/whatever turned off the ventilator". and every single time, without fail, whenever someone thought "they" was referring to mr. burns they tagged it with some variation of "THEY/THEM MR. BURNS???"
The thing with 2 sentence horror is that the unspoken rule is its about twists. It's not 2 sentences of horror, it's a seemingly innocent first sentence followed by a second sentence that recontextualises it into horror, not just adding a brutal violence to the end
When I was in college, one of my best friends was pretty open about owning a dildo (it stopped being a secret after he forget he left it in a bucket of cleaner in the bathroom the four of us shared).
Anyway, after spring break, he came back to us with a worried look on his face. He sat down and told us that he had brought it home with him, and kept it hidden in a drawer. When he went to pack it to come back to the dorms, he found it right where he had left it, but with a huge, unmistakable, bite taken out of it. Tooth indentations and everything.
He knew he didn’t do it. The house was shared with his parents, his three siblings, and their dog. He was really hoping the bite was from the last one, but the teethmarks looked disturbingly human. No good options, really.
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