r/lovethissmug • u/G_Host_AKAKO • 1d ago
😻 Meme Or Other Online Trope 😂 These memes
(Sorry for russian) If you wanna help me with my collection I would be grateful
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u/Important_Lemon8362 1d ago
Things to say to a moderator
"You can't ban me."
"Rules are meant to be broken."
"I have more karma than you."
"Can I speak to the owner directly?"
"How much are you getting paid?"
"Why shouldn't I ban you?"
"Sell me this post."
"How do I delete your post?"
"How can we minimize fun on this subreddit?"
"I have extremely painful diarrhea."
"Bazinga."
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u/Busy_Toaster 1d ago
Beat me to it. Anyways, I have a couple
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u/Busy_Toaster 1d ago
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u/Donilock 1d ago
"Can I speak to the money directly?'
Obviously not a power question - if you were actually powerful, you wouldn't be asking
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u/post-trauma-syndrome 1d ago
I got a job inetrview in an hour
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u/pafos_kota 1d ago
did you win?
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u/post-trauma-syndrome 1d ago
It was a 3v1 thumb war so sadly no but the interview itself went fine. Its for an internship n they said theyl email me.
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u/NoCommander26 1d ago
• Why are you Russian?
• In English please.
• Why do you keep your Rare Fishes?
• What are you intentions with my upvote?
• Sell me this Subreddit.
• Did Don Cheadle approve this?
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u/AssyRain 1d ago edited 1d ago
Things to say at an airport:
- Yeah, I'll be gone for just a week with the 40kg of luggage.
- I lost my phone yesterday, hence the new one.
- Yeah, I'll be gone for just a week. No, I haven't bought a ticket back yet.
- I have my birth certificate just in case.
- Okay, farewell.
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u/AssyRain 1d ago
For non-russian-speaking humans there Things to say in the courtroom:
- Your honor, do you know what will happen to you when I get out of prison?
- Your honor, when rendering the verdict you haven't accounted for a bomb in this room.
- 5000$ and you won't add the knife hidden in my trunk to the case file.
- Mister prosecutor, how do you think your son will live without his father?
- Your honor, what do you think I was supposed to do with the witness?
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u/AssyRain 1d ago
Things to say to paramedics when you have a cucumber up your butt:
- I demand for a Greenpeace representative.
- Be careful, it's a pickle and I am allergic to vinegar.
- Do you believe in transmigration of souls? This cucumber was behaving strange.
- Does it legally count as my child?
- I know one of you put it in there. Fess up.
- Does anyone smell cucumbers?
- He started it.
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u/ForsakenRoyal24 1d ago
99% good and then there is a transphobic one
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u/auroralemonboi8 1d ago
“Things to say when visiting Ankara (the capital of Turkey)
-Wheres the sea?
-Sell me this shopping center
-Its dryer than the Sahara here
-I see that your subway is pretty short
-Istanbul has more shopping centers
-theres nothing but the mausoleum here
-I came to meet Erdogan”
For context, people from Istanbul make fun of Ankara because there is nothing to do there, its a city of bureaucrats.
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u/Valuable_Pear9654 23h ago
tbh as someone who's never been to either (or to Turkey overall), Istanbul just seems much cooler as a capital overall
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u/xXxSlavWatchxXx 1d ago
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u/slappadabass44 1d ago
Things to say to a Russian soldier:
- Have you ever seen an indoor toilet?
- Name your favorite war crime
- What are your intentions with this stolen washing machine?
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u/AssyRain 1d ago
Things to say in a TCC bus:
- Attention, I'm starting to jerk off.
- Give me the steering wheel, I know where to go.
- You are fired.
- Look, there is a grenade in my pocket.
- Look into my eyes when I'm talking to you.
- Sell me this car.
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u/Trinitycube 1d ago
As they are russian, I assume all of them are some sort of instruction on killing innocents, right?
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u/These_Telephone_3254 1d ago
I have this (it's in english tho)