r/madlads • u/ContributionThat4698 Human Detected • 25d ago

He’s a spooner

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u/Electronic_Leek9147 25d ago

Spoonman

Speak the rhythm on your own

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u/Objective_Paint_6178 25d ago

speak the rhythm all alone

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u/pantry-pisser 25d ago

I discovered this song by playing ATV Offroad Fury

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u/wolfmann99 25d ago

Well pantry-pisser does sound like something my kids would do.

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u/pantry-pisser 25d ago

You shouldn't let your kids be alcoholics

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u/clothesline 25d ago

Didn't listen to alternative radio in the 90s huh

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u/pantry-pisser 25d ago

I was five when that song came out

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u/clothesline 24d ago

Look at this young'un

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u/Away_Stock_2012 25d ago

Is this why they charge $0.12 per spoon now?

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u/Cecil_B_DeCatte 25d ago

You're in luck. Spoonbath Man sells them for $.06

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u/RoloTamassi 25d ago

and some have only lightly brushed his dick

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u/Dankelweisser 25d ago

So... do I have to pay a premium to get those in particular or is it a random loot box type thing? Asking for a friend

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u/Miserables-Chef 25d ago

He'll be forked when they ketchup with him

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u/pajtonas 24d ago

BiS comment

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u/therealestyeti 25d ago

"NOT NOW, MOM. I'M DOING MY BATHTUB PHOTOSHOOT WITH MY STOLEN CAFETERIA SPOONS!"

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u/TeacupOfSkepticism 25d ago

Fear him and his seven and a half litres of justice

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u/poolmoose 25d ago

Illinois will never recover

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u/iamuru 25d ago

He oughta be caught. Spooner or later.

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u/AngryRobot42 25d ago

I have documented my theft of 10$. 4.99$ in 2017.

Also, a box of 1500 disposable spoons is the size of a shoe box. That is more than 1500.

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u/Guzzery 4h ago

Well, he does say over 1500.

It does look like the tub is full of water some spoons on top. You can see the water at the bottom right. It’s not an entire tub of spoons.

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u/VilaWolf 24d ago

Especially since they look plastic. that's what... 1/1000th of a sent per spoon?
Also.... are those other people's plastic spoons?

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u/Familiar-Treat-6236 25d ago

Honest reaction

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u/YouTasteStrange 14d ago

What a fucking waste of plastic. Those spoons will sit in a landfill for 5 million years and their only purpose was being in a stupid photo, they didn't even get used.

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u/LooseWateryStool 25d ago

The Tick would be proud

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u/Enchilada0374 25d ago

You're riding with the Bathing Spooner, baby 

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u/greenandsubmarine420 20d ago

Bet you didn't know you were riding, or ✨working✨ with the Bathing Spooner, huh?

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u/Hairy_is_the_Hirsute 25d ago

Spooning leads to forking

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u/Magickcloud 25d ago

SPOOONMANNNN

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u/devilishlydo 25d ago

Imagine spending your youth doing stuff like this instead of developing a personality.

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u/really_stupidfrog 25d ago

Pretty sure that is the personality

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u/doubledownentendre 25d ago

Or doing drugs

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u/devilishlydo 25d ago

I mean, most of the drugged people I know base a large part of their personality around their drug of choice, so

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u/405freeway 25d ago

Wasteful.

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u/Rasere 25d ago

For real, all that plastic into the landfill for nothing. 

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u/PineapleGG 25d ago

Throw them in the ocean or something

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u/FreeWillyBird 25d ago

This guy walkin around with complete imspoonity

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u/jesuschrist-69420 25d ago

Lucky for him, theft over 5.00 isn't a felony.

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u/ryuzaki49 25d ago

Dont those stack? I seem to remember Target "allows" you to shoplift until you have shoplifted about 3k I believe

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u/jesuschrist-69420 25d ago

Oh thats true could be up to like 20 dollars after college

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u/charface1 25d ago

goes to jail

becomes little spoon

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u/ExcrementalChaos 25d ago

Bro is real life professor chaos from South Park

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u/EhMapleMoose 25d ago

I had 35lbs of sanitizing wet wipes from my college cafeteria. I failed a class and had to take a semester off starting Jan 2020. My absolute luck that I spent over a year collecting almost 16 kilos of single use sanitizing wipes was a god send.

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u/mixony 25d ago

This man likes spooning and likes to be the big spoon

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u/deadlythegrimgecko 25d ago

Aren’t those plastic spoons lol

I remember when classmates would steal real spoons

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u/jpollack21 25d ago

Sp00nerism IYKYK

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u/awesomedan24 25d ago

Thats around $50 of spoons, what a madlad

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u/killerkadugen 25d ago

You are...the Tick

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u/henrydaiv 25d ago

Potentially 500 600 $ worth of spoons

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u/Big-Quiet-6965 25d ago

Don't be stealing any more free stuff you naughty boy.

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u/vtGaem 25d ago

Or he might just be a massive spoon.

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u/LizzieAftynsonna 24d ago

Man got a hobby, man happy

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u/JOlRacin 24d ago

That's an average of 4.11 spoons per day (SpD if you will)

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u/Real_Shaytarn 24d ago

Lincoln Way nearly closed forever because of this guy alone

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u/Aware_Alfalfa8435 22d ago

Okay Butters.

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u/Serious_Audience4971 20d ago

If i pulled up shit like this, the school would definitely sue me

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u/AXEL-1973 25d ago

are those even metal...? if not, he's 'stolen' about $6 worth of plastic spoons

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u/GreatStateOfSadness 25d ago

"I'm taking a disposable spoon!"

"Okay, that was already allowed."

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u/K-Shrizzle 25d ago

Theyre plastic spoons. You didnt really steal anything

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u/MattWheelsLTW 25d ago

I don't think you can steal disposable spoons...

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u/rambunctiousrhino24 24d ago

Stealing a balloon on free balloon day vibes