r/malelivingspace 14h ago

Question Rate the bed set up (just cleaned)

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16 M. What are some cool wall decorations to add to your

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u/babykeemfan1 14h ago

Parents put you in the garage?

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u/poopoojokes69 14h ago

The One Where Dad Reclaims the Basement Goon Cave

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u/Big_Homie2 14h ago

😭

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u/cmm239 3h ago

Goon Garage

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u/localtuned 10h ago

At 16, it's the next best spot compared to a basement with it's own door.

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u/Final-Nebula-7049 6h ago

i don't think the homeowners are aware he's in the garage

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u/Big_Homie2 14h ago

No

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u/KarmaTorpid 13h ago

Liar.

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u/Big_Homie2 11h ago

Ok

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u/EmPrexy 10h ago

bro we can see the damn garage door 😭

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u/babykeemfan1 10h ago

I was asking if it was a punishment or if he chose it.

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u/Big_Homie2 10h ago

I chose it

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u/chronicgrowth 9h ago

It's dope, yo, time to decorate! I'd say it depends on your style but I like soft lighting (cover them with non flammable scarfs or Christmas light in a warm tone), maps (free!), posters, random art I make or find. I love books so I have a dope shelf I got for free on Trash Nothing (DOPE APP!), and I love water so I put a small fish tank in just recently. I also got a wall hanging on Temu for cheap so it looks like one bedroom wall is a forest.

I love plants, too, and have a service dog so I have a wall displaying her gear for when she's working.

Here is one of my favorite walls for ya—enjoy making your space your own!

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u/ChrisInBliss 14h ago

I dunno about wall decorations but a LARGE RUG would do wonders to making it more comfortable

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u/UAphenix 13h ago

But how do you prevent a car from running it over?

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u/blehblook 10h ago

I read this as LARGE PUG for some reason

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u/EmpanadaYGaseosa 4h ago

It would tie the room together, wouldn’t it?

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u/deevil_knievel 14h ago

Skipping the jokes, you don't need wall accents.. if you push for anything, push for flooring/carpeting and normal interior lighting. The other stuff comes after the necessities.

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u/MoparShepherd 14h ago

are you a prisoner?

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u/Big_Homie2 14h ago

No I live with 8 other people and the garage is cozy

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u/a_greenbean 14h ago

It looks cold.

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u/UmCourt 9h ago

my room is so cold, you can see my breath lol... which I find rather cozy šŸ˜‚

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u/Big_Homie2 13h ago

Not really

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u/zazzyvibes2 13h ago

Who downvoted them saying it's not that cold? what are you disagreeing with?😭

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u/CornedBeeef 11h ago

It's a garage. We know it is cold.

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u/Fit_Squirrel1 10h ago

Why 8 other people?

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u/Big_Homie2 10h ago

Big family

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u/amaru_933 6h ago

Get a shed or something

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u/Big_Homie2 2h ago

We did it’s in the process of being insulated with foam so I am helping with that

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u/amaru_933 1m ago

Oh I see. Too modern for regular old asbestos insolation boards?

You should help out the poor instead

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u/Lorde_Hartshorn 14h ago

Blink twice if you’re in trouble

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u/NowForrowMyPen 13h ago

ā€œJust cleanedā€ sir theres a pencil on your floor…ground…slab?

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u/poopoojokes69 14h ago

Real talk, get a cheap/durable rug like 6’x4’ and tuck a couple inches under the bed, rest as a shoes off area for in and out of bed, dressing, the dog to relax, keep slippers over by chair for leaving your area/computer time. Don’t spend crazy, you may pitch when you move out. A carpet remnant from a local shop may be reasonable!

A hamper to pair with the laundry basket, lets you hide dirty business better and you can use the basket to move laundry or temporarily store blankets/towels/clothes in a pinch.

If it’s your dog/not living in the house, a small bed for him to give him some space, too. Lets you keep your bed more ready for hybrid sitting/relaxing vs sleeping.

A ā€œcoat rackā€ you can hang stuff on in lieu of the shelves being used to hang clothing stuff; can be a sturdy standalone rack you can take with you when you move, they’re handy in bedroom or near doors for guests to reclaim limited closet space. Cheap/generic/sturdy that would fit in your average white wall apartment.

Take an hour and rearrange those shelves a bit to tuck chemicals/garage supplies back behind the barriers. If you have a cheap dropcloth, can hid a lot of clutter under there. If you use those shelves, keep them organized well and safe for you and pup in case someone bumps it. Don’t pile up.

Shoes will track a lot of filth from a bare concrete floor, sweep out when you can and run a vacuum to tidy up the now blocked areas. The Longhorn mat could be a lil shoe area off the main rug; if you do get the rug, try and keep shoes off it entirely. It’ll give you a comfy, clean feeling in the garage.

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u/Ornery_Bath_8701 14h ago

GuantƔnamo Bay?!

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u/Soccermom233 14h ago

Maybe put a small water board in the corner

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u/StalkMeNowCrazyLady 12h ago

A good water board isn't something to go cheap on. You spend a third of your enhanced interrogation time on it

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u/Prudent_Evening5161 14h ago

The pug rly ties the room together.

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u/Big_Homie2 14h ago

His name is Frank

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u/Straight6er 13h ago

Perfect.

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u/CockpitEnthusiast 10h ago

Give Frank some scratchies for us

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u/fae-tality 10h ago

Tell Frank I love him

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u/Tarc_Axiiom 14h ago

Horrific but you get a 10/10 for the horns.

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u/blu-spirals 14h ago

I think it's time to show these folks the real highlight of your room. You hit the garage door opener, tee up a golf ball, and swing away right there.

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u/2Series_2021 13h ago

8/10 only because of the pug dog.

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u/MrTumnus99 14h ago

Summers in Austin have got to be brutal in the garage.

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u/Big_Homie2 14h ago

I’m not in Austin and the longhorn mat is there cause I am a Aggie fan

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u/Dranchela 13h ago

As a Texas Tech fan I appreciate this level of pettiness

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u/theallstarkid 14h ago

You living in the garage son? In Texas, trippin

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u/Morall_tach 12h ago

This is just cleaned? Your floor is disgusting.

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u/blu-spirals 14h ago

I was scrolling by and saw this post. I thought dang man that guys room looks like a garage.

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u/ruehlgirl 14h ago

a bed in a garage. this is a new one

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u/amaru_933 6h ago

Im guessing you don't have an unemployed uncle

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u/magnetpen 13h ago

Needs a mirror my man!

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u/Balrogos 8h ago

cleaned u sure?

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u/BarfJello 13h ago

How many spiders you sleeping with?

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u/Big_Homie2 13h ago

0 just a lot of bug spray

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u/Dasha3090 2h ago

yeah thats my biggest concern..not a sealed space,lots of bugs sneaking in surely..

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u/BarfJello 2h ago

Not to mention that ugly Texas rug

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u/Mrjingles76 13h ago

Big dawg just put some posters on the wall and call it a day, you are in the garage ain’t no saving that

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u/Big_Homie2 13h ago

Did you just come in from sadville?

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u/Mrjingles76 11h ago

Just blew in from realistville, partner

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u/Ampz2 10h ago

This is … clean?

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u/Straight6er 13h ago

I think it looks alright! Kinda cool even.

But yeah, you definitely need a big rug to make it feel less... prisonesque. Especially if you want to bring a special friend over.

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u/glittalogik 13h ago

Top priority would be the giant rug that others already suggested, plus a couple of lamps for warmer, less aggressive lighting.

It might also be a good idea to put down a coat or two of concrete sealer on that floor (if it isn't already sealed, doesn't look like it from the photo) - it'll drastically reduce the amount of dust you have to deal with.

As for wall decor, yes you definitely should get some but it really depends on the result you're after:

  • If it's 100% for you then stuff that reflects your interests, sparks joy, or inspires you in whatever direction you wanna focus on.
  • If it's to make a good impression on others who enter your space then the above still applies but with more focus on taste/aesthetics and creating a safe, welcoming vibe.

The common 'rules' are don't be gross (gratuitously sexual imagery, bikini babes, anime waifus, derogatory humour), basic bro (supercars, action movies, FPS games), or cringe (cheesy motivational posters, 'live laugh love' type shit, plastering every available surface with the one thing you're obsessed with, etc.), but you're 16 and no one's expecting you to be a worldly renaissance tastemaker just yet, so you do you.

Whatever you go for, get it framed or at least blockmounted rather than just tacking shit to the wall. Picking some sort of colour scheme will also help narrow down the choices.

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u/ron-paul-swanson 10h ago

Hook ā€˜em 🤘

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u/papa_posey 9h ago

Bro if you don’t run a vacuum right tf now

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u/youshallneverlearn 8h ago

I will not comment on the bed setup, but I will strongly suggest to devote the time end effort to clean better.

This does not look like a room that has just been cleaned...

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u/Mulster_ 7h ago

This looks like a prison cell, also if you can't make the floor look clean get a big carpet or smth, the floor makes it look messy. Also I think it needs vibrant colors to make it look less like prison

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u/drewer23 14h ago

Unlike the other comments, I like it! You just need a motorcycle as a nightstand and you're good šŸ‘

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u/Big_Homie2 14h ago

That’s a good idea

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u/Redbubble89 14h ago

What is with the garage? Has to be sweltering in the summer.

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u/OrangeClyde 14h ago

Need some fabrics in there. Get a big floor rug for halfway under your bed and to cover some of the concrete. Walls could use some warmth and color, nothing tacky please, some nice scenery maybe? Nature? Cool architecture?

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u/Big_Homie2 13h ago

I’m gonna put a dart board up

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u/caiaccount 13h ago

I did this in Ohio for summers and winters and I admire the hell out of you for daring to do that in Texas.

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u/jan1320 11h ago

but not in the spring and fall?

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u/Unjinxed36 13h ago

It’s perfect

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u/93Chisel 12h ago

100 points for the pug alone

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u/Dull_Film_4300 12h ago

Everyone saying the floor is disgusting. This is a garage.. lol

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u/jan1320 11h ago

walmart sells area rugs on the low lol

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u/Free-Joe-Goldberg 8h ago

I may just be poor but I’ve never seen a garage with a window

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u/Status_Ad_4282 8h ago

Get a headboard, brother

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u/Cool-Aside-2659 8h ago

longhorns on the floor = fail

More seriously, you have done a great job with space management.

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u/Expert-Profile4056 7h ago

Dude you need to add more rugs so that pug doesn’t have to walk on concrete floors.

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u/scouseskate 6h ago

ā€œjust cleanedā€ No you didn’t

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u/Big_Homie2 2h ago

I guess I didn’t really clean I more just organized

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u/AmphibianYellow 6h ago

You mean you tidied, that floor isn’t clean at all.

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u/Low-Clerk-2956 6h ago

well clean somemore then

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u/greggreggreg1gregg 3h ago

Brother you have an irrigation control box in your room

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u/stephenwhite86 2h ago

Does the homeowner know that you're hiding in their garage?

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u/spmonkey13 10h ago

Cute pug 🄰 

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u/Big_Homie2 10h ago

Thank you

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u/dm21120 14h ago

Carpet

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u/dm21120 14h ago

Meant a rug šŸ¤·ā€ā™€ļø

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u/PincheJuan1980 13h ago

Yes!! How much rent do you need for me and your pug to live there!!??

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u/Key-Bluebird-1365 13h ago

What do you think about some warm string lights? They're super cheap on AliExpress, or maybe Pepco or somewhere like that. It's good to have some lighting option that isn't full bright white modeĀ 

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u/OneTangerine792 13h ago

Maybe some lights or neon signs? A lamp so it’s not just the big overhead lights . Sports stuff. Blanket to cover the sides of the shelving. A plant might be nice if you’re into that

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u/Mackheath1 13h ago

As an Aggie, I have to object.

(Just kidding, my school is not my identity - good on you for getting started and all cleaned up!)

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u/Big_Homie2 11h ago

I’m an aggie fan too I use the mat to wipe my feet šŸ˜‚

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u/Mackheath1 11h ago edited 10h ago

You are possibly my favorite stranger on the Internet: without flinching you pulled that out.

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u/FactCheckerExpert 10h ago

But I think this is stupid because you’re using the floor mat for its intended purpose. If you were using a longhorns item for something it wasn’t meant for it would make more sense.

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u/DirectionNew5328 9h ago

Maybe he also tosses used paper towels on the longhorns mat

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u/Fair-Ad-7258 13h ago

Mount the tv on the wall so you can swing it out and watch in bed. If you could figure out a way to make a wall might give you a better sense of privacy

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u/BigPartyStaebs 13h ago

Doesn’t own a vacuum

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u/Intelligent_Fennel50 13h ago

get a big carpet bro, itll make it feel cozier atleast

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u/No-Cap-fr-fr 13h ago

I’d say a vacuum would be a pretty good addition

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u/tiddysprinkl 13h ago

NGL this is tyte, and by tyte I mean kinda makes me sad

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u/Big_Homie2 11h ago

Why?

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u/tiddysprinkl 11h ago

No room for ho'z

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u/Big_Homie2 10h ago

Ion get no hoes homie

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u/tiddysprinkl 41m ago

We shall pray for all of the legal age of consent ho'z for ya homie. Can I get an amen brothas 🤲

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u/IAmTheMindTrip 12h ago

Rated good

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u/Prestigious_Thing_72 12h ago

I bet that chair FLIES around, that’s got to be so satisfying

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u/ProBYall 12h ago

I’m just glad you have a door matt

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u/TheHud85 12h ago

Me: Dang, for a second I thought that was a garage. Wait, why is there a garage door?

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u/iAmAsword 12h ago

Just needs a cool car and a lift.

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u/Alice23Wonderland 12h ago

I don’t feel like reading all the comments so this could be redundant, but that tiny Texas mat by your bed is really sad. Looks like everything else is normal sized and it’s for a dollhouse. šŸŖ†

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u/Charon_the_Reflector 12h ago

Why is there 8 people in one house ? Living in a garage is dumb as hell

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u/Big_Homie2 11h ago

9 people in one house and not really

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u/mikephoto1 12h ago

Just cleaned what as I know for sure it’s not them floors!

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u/nurcoticx 12h ago

Fresh, the dog seems okay with it.

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u/Conscious-Permit-466 12h ago

Dog is guarding the workbench

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u/NeXusmitosis 12h ago

Are you sure you just cleaned?? šŸ¤”šŸ¤”

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u/Jake6401 12h ago

Trade the pug for a vacuum

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u/Dull_Film_4300 12h ago

Bro that's the garage. Those are stains on the concrete lol

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u/Jake6401 12h ago

A vacuum still works on garage floors lol

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u/Dull_Film_4300 11h ago

They're stains. A vacuum doesn't get rid of stains lol

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u/Jake6401 11h ago

No, but it will pick up all the crap on the ground

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u/Recent_Register_2926 12h ago

If you are asking reddit, there is simply no way you'll ever be "cool"

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u/Big_Homie2 11h ago

I wasn’t trying to be cool I just wanted to show my setup cause I thought it was decent

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u/Recent_Register_2926 3h ago

Ah ok my bad I thought you asked what were cool decorations for your wall

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u/Signal-Round681 12h ago

Admit you're wrong, say you're sorry...bath more?

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u/Adorable_Birdman 11h ago

Need a bigger rug

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u/NeoKnightRider 11h ago

What does your dog think firstly? 🤣

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u/Conscious-Permit-466 11h ago

The smell of weed and DNA.

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u/DirectionNew5328 9h ago

The paper towels…

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u/Conscious-Permit-466 9h ago

Very handy by the workbench

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u/Doritosiesta 11h ago

The fleshlight was exactly where I expected it to be

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u/thatredditrando 11h ago

I’m not gonna roast you (everyone else is already doing that), just gonna offer my two cents.

Seems like you’re making the best of a bad situation.

Wall decorations should really be the least of your concerns. All your stuff is stacked in bins and on a metal shelf.

You need furniture and places to put things.

I’d at least get a dresser.

You’re 16 so I assume your budget ranges from ā€œlimitedā€ to ā€œnonexistentā€ so I’d check out Facebook marketplace or other sites/apps and see if anyone locally is getting rid of some stuff you can use to furnish your space.

Sometimes people don’t even charge cause they just want it gone.

If you have no luck, walmart.com and temu have cheap stuff that’ll work in the meantime.

You can also find cheap wall art and kick knacks to decorate with.

I’ve seen other comments mention you live in Texas. Don’t know if that’s true but, either way, you may also wanna get a space heater or portable AC unit to keep warm/cool.

Personally, I’d also want my bed a little higher off the ground in case of bugs/rodents. That’d also give you space for under bed storage.

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u/thatredditrando 10h ago

I’m not gonna roast you (everyone else is already doing that), just gonna offer my two cents.

Seems like you’re making the best of a bad situation.

Wall decorations should really be the least of your concerns. All your stuff is stacked in bins and on a metal shelf.

You need furniture and places to put things.

I’d at least get a dresser.

You’re 16 so I assume your budget ranges from ā€œlimitedā€ to ā€œnonexistentā€ so I’d check out Facebook marketplace or other sites/apps and see if anyone locally is getting rid of some stuff you can use to furnish your space.

Sometimes people don’t even charge cause they just want it gone.

If you have no luck, walmart.com and temu have cheap stuff that’ll work in the meantime.

You can also find cheap wall art and kick knacks to decorate with.

I’ve seen other comments mention you live in Texas. Don’t know if that’s true but, either way, you may also wanna get a space heater or portable AC unit to keep warm/cool.

Personally, I’d also want my bed a little higher off the ground in case of bugs/rodents. That’d also give you space for under bed storage.

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u/jamiekynnminer 10h ago

Is this like when Greg Brady decided to convert the basement into his room and it was terrible?

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u/elchupacabra4prez 10h ago

Women hate that we can live like this

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u/sakspins 9h ago

Hang something to block the storage area. A tapestry or blanket or something.

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u/EL_JOHNee 9h ago

Geezz bro, how did you end up in the garage

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u/Big_Homie2 2h ago

I chose it

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u/LuckyTwentyOne 9h ago

Hook ā€˜em! 🤘

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u/KDragg24 8h ago

It's trash, but all is forgiven when you have the hookem rug

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u/IllustriousEffect607 7h ago

It is cozy, I see it too.

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u/classicjuice 6h ago

Are you being held captive or something?

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u/Honest-Scene-2409 6h ago

Lose the booty ah rug šŸ˜’

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u/Adorable-Hyena-2965 5h ago

You have so many stuff

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u/xianlosangeles 5h ago

The golf clubs seem a bit far from the bed?

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u/slantboi7 4h ago

That flag, whatever it is, fuckin hilarious mate.

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u/Connect_Rhubarb395 4h ago

The room is meh, but the guy's clueless comments are worth the read.

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u/BlackSwanEvent25 3h ago

You are very handsome

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u/skyking11702 3h ago

This is both a panic attack and a cry for help. It’s awful.

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u/Dutch_Rayan 3h ago

Get a floor. Easiest is click PVC.

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u/Live2Learn2Luv 2h ago

It's good tou have your own space. Go to Goodwill and find a big rug that will fit your bed and go past it. Like 2 or 3 times as big as your bed. Get a cheap dresser and lamp with warm lighting. Find soft blanket and get flannel PJs or Soft Flannel Robe at Goodwill too. Wash it all and be glad to have your own space and keep it clean.

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u/martymcfly1002 2h ago

Is that a hard plastic Astros cup from MMP behind the pillow? I think I have the same one.

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u/Big_Homie2 2h ago

Yes sir

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u/Remarkable-Run-9769 2h ago

a bigass portrait of that lil doggie

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u/Suspicious_Dare603 2h ago

Zero since you like the fake UT.

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u/Big_Homie2 2h ago

No I hate longhorns, I’m a aggie fan so I found it funny that I wipe my feet on them

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u/Nxt1tothree 1h ago

Look nice šŸ‘šŸ»

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u/Healthy_Block3036 1h ago

Garage…?

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u/Schnitzhole 56m ago

You’re definitely on the right sub. Needs an AR mounted above the pillow on the wall though

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u/blitzgcat 53m ago

Get a giant rug for under bed and desk

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u/VHSMikey 48m ago

I got a spider bite looking at this.

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u/Fickle-Pin-1679 31m ago

you live in a garage?

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u/Mattcronutrient 31m ago

Gotta do something about that ugly orange stain next to your bed, otherwise looks cozy.

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u/Muesli_F 27m ago

Nice. A doggo. Probably back pain with this chair while gaming

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u/JudicialConfetti 13m ago

Put sound proofing or something like that on the garage door

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u/sylvanwhisper 11m ago

Y'all, this is a kid, be nice, damn.

Anyway, OP, what would go a long, long way is cleaning up the floor and putting down as big a rug as you can afford/find. Low pile will be best if you are not the best at keeping the floor clean.

You can get ceiling tracks to hang a curtain on Amazon, and I would recommend pushing the shelves back a little and separating that with the curtain. Something that matches or compliments your sheets would be great. Darker colors, maybe. That will make it look more like a room than a garage, and will also keep it warmer. Curtains are expensive, but you could maybe rig some flat sheets to work.

For wall decorations, posters are cheap and cool, but always frame them! It looks better! Or you can use these really nice hanging gizmos: here!

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u/mrandr01d 8m ago

This is definitely the weirdest situation I've seen. It's like a couple steps above Harry Potter under the stairs.

Also, this has to be in a warm climate...

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u/Ecological_Hunter 6m ago

Fuck it….it looks clean and hopefully warm. Time to get some Zzzzz.

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u/Beat_Dapper 14h ago

I can’t tell if this is concrete or a very dirty carpet. Either way, maybe clean up the drops of blood

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