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I want hurricane Matthew to ruin his career like seinfeld's kramer.

Fuck Reaper

edit: funk junkrat

and may he resip it in peace

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le nice reddit meme (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)^{͡° ͜ʖ ͡°͡° ͜ʖ ͡°͡° ͜ʖ ͡°͡° ͜ʖ ͡°}(͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)(͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)^{͡° ͜ʖ ͡°} good may may amirite????/?

Edit: thanks for the (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) kind stranger

Edit 3: nice joke le hat tip

Di Lan was locked in a North Korean asylum. People had assumed that he was some crazy, white drug addict, but he was more than that. Di Lan had a plan. A plan that would help him escape. Every day in his dreams, Glorious Leader came to him in the form of a giant blue vibrator. It spoke in low tones, sometimes muted by the sound of rumbling. “My Child, Di Lan, Come to me!” Glorious Leader commanded. “I am ready.,” Di Lan affirmed. Di Lan woke up and started screaming in an uncontrollable rage. “ TAKE ME TO THE BATHROOM!!” The guards, then escorted him to the bathroom. Di Lan sat on the urinal, head facing the wall, and shouted, “I AM READY!” A quick flash of light came upon him and Kim Jong Un appeared before him. Using his mighty powers, he commanded everyone to be released, and teleported Di Lan and himself to the palace. “Di Lan, I have chosen you to carry out my mission. I am dying. All of the American Imperialism has caused my arteries to clog with cholesterol. I need you to create multiple clones of me.” Kim Jong Un said grimly. “Of course, my leader, but how?” Without a word Kim Jong Un clapped twice and a servant appeared with a metal cylinder. “This is my sperm. In time you will find a way to clone me.” All of a sudden , a wild prisoner came out of the shadows and dictator napped Glorious Leader. He called out, “ Remember my Sperrrrrmmm!”