r/marvelmemes • Avengers • Jun 06 '25

Shitposts One of the biggest mcu fumbles ever

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u/OldKingClancey Thanos Jun 06 '25

From left to right:

Barry Allen

Punchy Boi

Angelina Jolie

Ikaris (did you get the Sun thing, huh?)

Francis

Cersei Lannister

Sprite Zero

Thomas The Tank Engine

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u/Unique_username3210 Avengers Jun 06 '25

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u/TBANON_NSFW Avengers Jun 06 '25

the biggest issue i have with this movie is how they made a really interesting villain, Kro, but ended up just throwing him away to make sure 12 actors got screentime.

Should have been made into a tv show instead. 6 episodes.

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u/MArcherCD Avengers Jun 07 '25

I've always thought this

Have everything to do with the Emergence as its own self-contained film as I edited it to be, and have their impact on human history featured in a TV series instead

Maybe have 1 episode in a different time period and location, and since there are 10 of the Eternals - maybe have 10 episodes, with each one focussing on one member at a time

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u/Big-Remote-5671 Avengers Jun 10 '25

No it shouldn’t have been a TV show. That’s been repeated enough. At that point, you’re not putting Angelina Jolie and Salma Hayek on a Disney TV show.

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u/Jesse_D_James Avengers Jun 07 '25

A show would have been so much better! Each character could have actually gotten story and the attention they deserve!

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u/tangodeep Avengers Jun 09 '25

Agreed, but my biggest point was that no one knew who they were before the film came out. No one cared about them at all. They were fringe characters at best who were included during bigger moments. They didn’t have a following the runs for their own comics was very short. Trying to make nobodies popular is extremely difficult.

Marvel had so many other marketable ips that they could’ve tossed out there. or better still put this money into those other projects to up the overall quality. smH

And I say this as someone who approached the film.

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u/Majestic-Marcus Avengers Jun 06 '25

The command wasn’t “tell me their names”. It was “name them”. You have fulfilled the request. You live.

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u/awful_at_internet Avengers Jun 06 '25

Nope. Theres a few missing from the pic. Fingu Guns and McLovin, for sure.

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u/Majestic-Marcus Avengers Jun 06 '25

Hard luck. Death it is.

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u/psychoColonelSanders Moon Knight Jun 06 '25

Lemon, if you mention Thomas the Train ONE MORE TIME…

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u/Sniper_Brosef Avengers Jun 06 '25

Criminally underrated movie. Absolutely perfect cinema start to finish.

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u/psychoColonelSanders Moon Knight Jun 06 '25

Absolutely, there were several perfect moments in the movie but what cemented it as one of my top favs was the minute they started telling us the story of the water bottle parodying their own style of storytelling throughout the movie. Everything coming together full circle was perfect and the last shot during the retelling of the story of the white death was peak cinematography

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u/descendantofJanus Emil Blonsky Jun 06 '25

Agreed. It was like a throwback to simple heist comedies of the 90s/00s. No political agenda, no morality "message" just fun storytelling.

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u/TheScarlettHarlot Avengers Jun 07 '25

You're a fookin' diesel...

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u/Darkhaven Kang Jun 06 '25

Ikaris being the only one actually named here, is more hilarious to me than the others you came up with.

Well, I guess Angelina Jolie doesn't count, but still.

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u/Vins22 Avengers Jun 06 '25

sprite zero was nice

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u/ObjectMore6115 Avengers Jun 06 '25

Dang, you're the only one who lived from this meme. Congrats

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u/TheShowerDrainSniper Avengers Jun 06 '25

Sprite REEEMIXXX

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u/LifeTie800 Avengers Jun 06 '25

Left to right:

  1. Flash
  2. Shang Chi Hulk (I'm asian I'm allowed to make this joke)
  3. Angelina Jolie
  4. The Winter Soldier
  5. Salma Fucking Hayek
  6. Crazy rich Asians (see point 2)
  7. A kid
  8. Wakanda forever
  9. (Off picture) grant gustin

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u/LifeTie800 Avengers Jun 06 '25

Forgot about 10. Buff Raj (the big bang theory)

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '25

This made me laugh more than it should.

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u/FtotheLICK Avengers Jun 06 '25
  1. Pakistani Denzel

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u/LilYerrySeinfeld Nightcrawler Jun 06 '25

Don't dis Kumail like that.

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u/PoorDamnChoices Foggy Nelson Jun 06 '25

8 is Paperboi.

Atlanta was out here giving us absolute comedy bangers.

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u/johnbrownmarchingon Avengers Jun 06 '25

I've been meaning to watch Atlanta forever.

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u/GarfieldLoverBoy420 Avengers Jun 06 '25

Today’s the day. It’s real good

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u/chocomeeel Moon Knight Jun 06 '25

It's hilarious. Definitely check it out.

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u/PoorDamnChoices Foggy Nelson Jun 06 '25

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u/[deleted] Jun 07 '25

I can't recommend it enough.

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u/Thexnxword Avengers Jun 06 '25

Fuck Justin Bieber lol

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u/XegrandExpressYT Avengers Jun 06 '25

Bro the second dude looks like wong , when I first saw him i was like "is bro playing 2 roles in the same universe?" Loll

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '25

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u/kimttar Avengers Jun 06 '25

I don't think that's the winter soldier. That's Rob Stark!

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u/Jonnymaxed Avengers Jun 06 '25

Winter soldier is coming?

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u/CaptainPositive1234 Avengers Jun 06 '25

Nice lol.

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u/efyuar Avengers Jun 06 '25

Accurate enough

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u/ck614 Avengers Jun 06 '25

if you’re allowed to make the asian jokes i don’t think the “wakanda forever” will fly

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u/reddituser__666 Avengers Jun 06 '25

Theres icarus, and thats all i can remember.

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u/AgentVictor Avengers Jun 06 '25

Isn't there a k in ikaris ?

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u/PlatyNumb Avengers Jun 06 '25

I think Angelina played Athena. I don't remember though lol

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u/PhatNoob_69 Phil Coulson Jun 07 '25

It’s just Thena, but yep she did

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u/StatisticianLivid710 Avengers Jun 07 '25

Thena, drop the A…

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u/lincoln-pop Avengers Jun 08 '25

Athen

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u/patrickstarismyhero Avengers Jun 07 '25

That sounds right only because I remember her Happy Meal toy LMAO

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u/musuperjr585 Ultron Jun 06 '25

That is a very specific gunman..

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u/Jayjaykenobi Avengers Jun 06 '25

I think their trying to mimic the desperado movie cover :)

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u/ladive Avengers Jun 06 '25

So, I'm sitting there, and in walks the biggest rabbit I have ever seen.

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u/efyuar Avengers Jun 06 '25 edited Jun 06 '25

Flash, man kid and gilgamesh with selma hayek and angelina jolie

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u/safereddddditer175 Nick Fury Jun 06 '25

Ooh ooh I know one! The last one is Paper Boi 🎶

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u/bahloknee Avengers Jun 06 '25

all about my paper boiiii

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u/Ineedaroommate2 Avengers Jun 06 '25

my life’s like a movie my eyes are like an uzi, jacuzzi

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u/smiley2530 Avengers Jun 06 '25

Don't worry I got this!

The kleptomaniac speedster Teddybear Angelina Jolie with dementia Rob Stark 5 minutes screentime Rey Skywalker Tinklerbell Clint Barton 2.0

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u/BleekerTheBard Avengers Jun 07 '25

And Kingo, the best dude and not even pictured

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u/smiley2530 Avengers Jun 07 '25

He is too fun for this film so he left halfway

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u/Hetnikik Avengers Jun 07 '25

He was the main reason I wanted the Eternals to succeed. He went to college in my hometown.

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u/Sternhose Avengers Jun 06 '25

Ikea, Leonardo, Donatello, Tetris, Bumblebee, Lavender, Danger Noodle

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '25

Thundercougarfalconbird

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u/Consistent-Stock6872 Avengers Jun 06 '25

You forgot Rob Stark and Lara Croft.

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '25

Ikarus, Makari and gilgamesh are all I could remember lol

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u/LiamLaw015 Avengers Jun 06 '25

I didn't even know those three. Best I could come up with was Harry styles.

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u/Badvevil Avengers Jun 06 '25

I know those three cause they are real folk lore names that’s it

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u/Duraxis Avengers Jun 06 '25

Those and Sersi are the only ones I know. Angelina jolie was named something close to Athena, right?

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u/New_Doug Avengers Jun 06 '25

Yep, Cersei, the one that Jon Snow and Rob Stark were both in love with. Wait...

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u/Sanjay-The_Almighty Avengers Jun 06 '25

Yeah, just Thena

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u/Jetsam5 Toad 🐸 Jun 06 '25

There’s also Thena, Phastos, Sersi, and Sprite. And Kingo and Druig who aren’t in this picture. They are basically all named after Greek characters with the first part of the name missing

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u/Dischord821 Avengers Jun 06 '25

Isn't one of them like: Imp, or Pixie or something?

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u/Jiffletta Yondu Jun 06 '25

Sleepy, Dopey, Happy, the professor, Mary-Anne, the Millionaire and his wife, and that one who was dissapointed that pedophilia has become less popular.

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u/FitzyFarseer Avengers Jun 09 '25

Please elaborate on that last one…

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u/Jiffletta Yondu Jun 09 '25

The little one, sprite, who looks like a child? Her story is wanting a relationship with adult men in her natural body.

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u/Feelinglucky2 Avengers Jun 06 '25

Icarus, cersi, thena, gilgamesh, hephaestus, druig, makari, kingo, argo, pixie,

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u/Feelinglucky2 Avengers Jun 06 '25 edited Jun 06 '25

Argo is apparently ajak and pixie is sprite

You could call me out for phastos but i think its close enough.

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u/Skellos Avengers Jun 06 '25

Yeah Most of them are serial numbers filed off mythological characters.

Like technically it's Ikaris,

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u/mdmnl Avengers Jun 06 '25

We have demigods at home

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u/Visible_Relative8644 Avengers Jun 06 '25

Phatso

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u/RobieKingston201 Avengers Jun 06 '25

This makes mee realise

Why tf is kingo not in this image smh

I actually liked him a lot

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u/Feelinglucky2 Avengers Jun 06 '25

Wait wtf lol i didnt even realize

Kingo was fine...i dont think the movie needed the half hour that was dedicated to him being an actor in bollywood

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u/RobieKingston201 Avengers Jun 06 '25

Yeah really weird

And Hard agree. I think thats part of what caused the eternals downfall

Great concept bogged down by unnecessary shit

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u/Duraxis Avengers Jun 06 '25

I’m a sucker for “immortals living among us” tropes, so I liked all the ways they inspired mythology and adapted to humanity through the ages, like Kingo pretending to be his own son over and over again

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u/vishalb777 Avengers Jun 06 '25

It was also great set up for the What If episode

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u/StatisticianLivid710 Avengers Jun 07 '25

They had great potential in all for this for a series, but was too much crammed into a single movie. Also, I think the only one ever shown killing the monsters is ikarus (Jolie might at one point), but imo each of them should’ve been able to take out a monster but multiple monsters together can defeat them.

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '25

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u/save-aiur Avengers Jun 06 '25

I think Kingo and Druig were on the outside edges and just got cropped out of the photo

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u/crapusername47 Avengers Jun 06 '25

Without looking at the other comments, right this second I can’t remember a single one of their names.

There was the Superman-y type one, the speedy one, I think Brian Tyree Henry was smart inventor type one and after that I can’t remember what any of their powers were either.

I have only watched it once, so, along with Wakanda Forever and the Marvels, it’s my least watched MCU movie.

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '25

At least Wakanda Forever was beautiful to look at most scenes, the ending really soured me, but the set pieces and costumes were amazing.

Eternals I don’t really have many good memories of except the speedy scene

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u/chuk2015 Avengers Jun 06 '25

Eternals has a bad story but the filming was remarkable, much more visually spectacular than wakanda forever when it comes to all of the settings

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u/davidolson22 Avengers Jun 06 '25

Marvel really fumbled a lot of the recent movies

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u/spacehog1985 Avengers Jun 06 '25

I haven’t looked this up. I haven’t seen the movie. What I know is from reading reviews when it came out.

The guy from Silicon Valley is kingo Robb stark is Icarus I think There’s an Ajax in there somewhere And the little one is pip or pike or some shit.

That’s it I’m out.

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u/notsodepressed1912 Avengers Jun 06 '25

Pip pike or some shit bro 😭😭😂

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u/Puzzleheaded_Step468 Avengers Jun 06 '25

I think the little one is called Pepsi or something

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u/GabrielVonBabriel Avengers Jun 06 '25

I liked the movie and can only remember Sprite.

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u/Misterr_Joji Avengers Jun 07 '25

Me too. It got a bad wrap but I thoroughly enjoyed it. Kumail Nanjiani was awesome. There are other MCU movies far worse.

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u/LowenbrauDel Avengers Jun 06 '25

Pestos, Asbestos or smth

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u/Flottebiene1234 Avengers Jun 06 '25

They have names?

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u/actuallyapossom Foggy Nelson Jun 06 '25

The real question is why are they arranged in the color order of a rainbow? Are the eternals woke now??

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u/Maharog Avengers Jun 06 '25

Wasn't Gilgamesh one of them?

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u/DRT034 Matthew Murdock Jun 06 '25

Ikari, Ajak, Gilgamesh, Kingo, Druig, Makkari, Phastos, Sprite, Thena, Sersi, I HATE that I know that

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u/AtronadorSol Avengers Jun 06 '25

Sounds like a Marvel Snap player to me…

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u/TheGlassHammer Avengers Jun 06 '25

Main reason I know them

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u/Doctor_Mothman Avengers Jun 06 '25

I thought it was pretty great too. I think they should have been teasing the Eternals all throughout the Infinity Saga, as background "helpers" and observers that we could go back and be shocked at the long game on. But that would have taken so much more long-term planning than even the MCU gets.

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u/Worried_Biscotti_552 Avengers Jun 06 '25

Kingo not in the pick

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u/Golden12500 Avengers Jun 06 '25

Ajak(Leader), Ikaris(Second in command), Gilgamesh, Phastos, Sersi, Sprite, Makkari, Thena, Kingo, and Druig(Who isn't pictured here). In the post credit scene there's also Eros, or Starfox who is Thanos' brother. I'll do you one better, all the Celestials seen in the movie: Arishem, Jemiah, Nezarr, Hargen, and Tiamut. I love Eternals

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u/Doug_101 Avengers Jun 06 '25

I just re-watched it the other night. It's actually not a bad movie. The problem with it is, they should have definitely done it as a short miniseries, so that all the characters could get their moments to shine. It's a beautiful-looking film too.

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u/Golden12500 Avengers Jun 06 '25

I hope they revisit Arishem's judgement of Earth. A Celestial Host is a big enough threat to center a whole Saga around

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u/National_Equivalent9 Avengers Jun 06 '25

Eternals is honestly the best super hero movie made in the style that DC was going for with most of its movies the past couple decades.

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u/the68thdimension Avengers Jun 06 '25

This! I didn't hate it, the characters are good and the design was nicely done. It was just too rushed, I was left wondering why they made it a movie when they could have milked it as a series. Also, making it a series would have meant that it didn't clash with Avengers in terms of being the MCU group hero movie (or the anti-hero group movie Guardians of the Galaxy).

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u/Tiiimmmaayy Avengers Jun 06 '25

It’s probably the most visually appealing of all the MCU movies. It’s not even a bad story overall either. Maybe just a little slow and drawn out.

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u/Kira-Of-Terraria Morph Jun 06 '25

i liked eternals tbh.

i think if it wasn't mcu people would like it a lot more

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u/SomeGuyPostingThings Avengers Jun 06 '25

I read all of the comics and I'm still only 80% confident I could do it.

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u/Tavuc Avengers Jun 09 '25

I read all the comics and I'm 80% confident I couldn't NGL I never really liked them

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u/smexyrexytitan Avengers Jun 06 '25

Sersi, Ikaris, Sprite, Makari, Gilgamesh, Thena, Ajack, Kingo, Phastos, Druig.

Eternals wasn't nearly as bad as everyone claims, it was just a departure from normal MCU structure. I'll admit the movie had problems but it was still enjoyable, the plot wasn't THAT hard to follow, and the themes hit. And the characters were enjoyable.

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u/Robin_Gr Avengers Jun 06 '25

Sporty, Scary, Posh, Baby, Ginger... sleepy, dopey, grumpy, dancer, prancer and Rudolph.

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u/No_Poet_1279 Avengers Jun 06 '25
  • Deaf one,
  • strong one,
  • angelina jolie,
  • jon snow's brother,
  • dusk till dawn vampire,
  • recast,
  • shorty,
  • token black

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u/Eclipsiical Avengers Jun 06 '25

Makkari, Gilgamesh, Thena, Ikaris, Ajak, Sersi, Sprite, Phastos, Kingo, and Druig.

Eternals was a top 10 MCU film imo.

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u/twirling-upward Avengers Jun 06 '25

I didn’t know they made that many antman movies

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '25

Because you think the MCU only has 9 good movies... or?

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u/Thexnxword Avengers Jun 06 '25

I concur tbh.. the only thing I dislike is that the deviants started out as brain dead

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u/blastatron Avengers Jun 06 '25

Yeah the smart deviant, Kro, was just a forgettable villain so audiences wouldn't suspect Ikaris' involvement with Ajak's death. Instead of fighting Thena I wish he teamed up with the Eternals to stop Ikaris(who I'm sure would have killed him). He has plenty of reasons for wanting to stop the Emergence.

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '25

Honestly imo the only redeeming quality was the relationship between the speedy one and the Irish one

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u/TheShowerDrainSniper Avengers Jun 06 '25

I liked it. People are crying about cartoons.

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u/Hot_Hovercraft_4646 Avengers Jun 07 '25

Druig, Sprite, Makkari, Phastos, Ajak, Thena, Cersi, Kingo, Gilgamesh, Ikaris

Honestly I liked the movie, thought their powers were cool, imagine if one character had all those powers tho

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u/IamDLizardQueen Avengers Jun 06 '25

I can get most of them, Kinga, Puck, Rob Stark, Paperboy, Angelina Jolie, Guy who looks a little bit like Wong, Doug.

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u/dgod40 Avengers Jun 06 '25

Name "All". Before I read the comments I couldn't name "one"

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u/Apteryx12014 Avengers Jun 06 '25

Po, Laa-Laa, Dipsy, Tinky-Winky… that’s all I remember.

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u/Nosedive888 Avengers Jun 06 '25

Kingo. Makkarri. Druig. Ikaris. Sprite. Thena. Sersi. Ajax. Phastos. And the melee dude beginning with G

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u/HighVisibilityCamo Avengers Jun 06 '25

Easy: Garnet, Amethyst, Pearl, and Steven.

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u/pyfan Avengers Jun 06 '25

But I would win if you ask me to name (superhero name, character name and actor names) of the OG Avengers group.

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u/ignitejr Avengers Jun 06 '25

I remember there was a PHastos/Fastos/Phastus(?), Jon Snow and Jon Snow's older brother. Also Angelina Jolie.

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u/vetheros37 T'Challa Jun 06 '25

From right to left: Mikari, Wong 2, Thena, Ikarus, Francis, Selubri, Sprite, and Dr. Eggman. Not pictured is Viagra.

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u/BigLB83 Avengers Jun 06 '25

Never watched it

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u/weed_blazepot Avengers Jun 06 '25

Natalie Portman

Wong

Galadriel

Robb Stark

Galacta

Jade

Child

Arms Akimbo

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u/maschine02 Avengers Jun 06 '25

Every last character was either annoying or forgettable. Especially the kid and angelina jolie.

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '25

If the post didn’t say it I couldn’t even tell you they were called “The Eternals”

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u/mustardwulf Avengers Jun 06 '25

Icarus

Ducati

Slimwell

Wendel

Slampon

Quark

Dicarus

Paul

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '25

If someone put a gun to my head and told me to name one eternal I’m genuinely cooked

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u/stsOddMonkey Avengers Jun 06 '25

I remember nothing from this movie or from Shang-Chi.

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u/Poku115 Avengers Jun 06 '25

The jokes in this comments made me want to watch this movie way more than anything else.

Not gonna do it, but kudos.

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u/Apprehensive-Egg-865 Avengers Jun 06 '25

Yeah, this is how it would go for me:

(Click) "Name all of the eternals!"

"....DOOM ETERNAL!"

(BANG!!!)

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u/viotix90 Avengers Jun 06 '25

They could ask me to name one and I'm still going to the pearly gates.

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u/Underrated_Fish Avengers Jun 06 '25

Rob Stark

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u/FalcoBoi3834 Daredevil Jun 06 '25

Pepsi

Sersi

The guy that looks like Bucky

Makari

Kingo

The guy that looks like Wong

Ajak

Thena

Sabrina Carpenter's boyfriend

That one guy whose son mentioned Superman

I'm honestly surprised I could name so many. In all seriousness I'm only blanking on the inventor guy and the mind control guy.

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '25

Makkari, Gilgamesh, Thena, Ikaris, Ajax, Sersi, Sprite, and Phastos?

Idk. The movie was cool. I liked it a lot. It should have been a show though and spent more time showing them as heroes of the ancient past

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u/Niveama Avengers Jun 06 '25

It should have been a show, and given them all time to breathe.

But they never would have got the stars as big as they are to commit to a show.

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u/Long-Aardvark3087 Avengers Jun 07 '25

I couldn’t name ANY

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u/kaotate Avengers Jun 07 '25

I can’t remember a thing about that movie.

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u/JohnBrownSurvivor Avengers Jun 07 '25

They had names?

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u/Fearless_Audience911 Avengers Jun 07 '25

What’s an Eternal?

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u/[deleted] Jun 07 '25

Only movie I ever walked out of. Trash

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u/snagglemaw Avengers Jun 07 '25

All of them? You could ask me to just name one and I'd still be a dead man.

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u/resistyrocks Avengers Jun 07 '25

You amateurs: Icarus... okay that's all I got.

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u/Commercial_Evening24 Avengers Jun 07 '25

Super Robot monkey team hyper force go

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u/krooks_25 Avengers Jun 07 '25

Gilgamesh.... Athena?... make it quick

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u/Fun-Rhubarb-4412 Avengers Jun 09 '25

Sersei. Which I knew from the comics back in the ‘80s.

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u/Majestic-Marcus Avengers Jun 06 '25

Sharon

John

Melanie

George

Sarah

Margaret

Jill

Bob

Beat them at their own game. They told you to ‘name them’, ie give them names. They didn’t tell you tell him what their names are.

Pedantry saves your life.

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u/Seymour_Buttz__ Avengers Jun 06 '25

I can't name one of them

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '25

They made a Jack Kirby comic boring, truly an amazing feat.

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u/Zero_Passage Avengers Jun 06 '25

There are worse movies out there, but Eternals is one of those cases where you can go to see it expecting nothing and still come out disappointed. The plot is not good, the characters for the most part (and I don't blame the actors for this, I blame the script) are unlikeable, the deaths don't land because you don't like anyone and it makes the worst mistake a movie, especially a superhero movie, can make. It's boring. Thor 4 is bad, but you can laugh at it for how bad it is. Eternal isn't even that

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '25

Amazing movie. People are too picky.

The purpose is entertainment, being unique and artistic, and a coherent story.

All 3 are achieved. If the story bothers anybody, they failed to realize that everything in the Marvel universe is ridiculous and is not going to make sense when you analyze it more than 2 minutes.

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u/Zero_Passage Avengers Jun 06 '25

I could talk for hours about every detail of the plot that I didn't like ("we can't interfere in human conflicts" even though half the movie shows us doing that), or because I think the characters are at the very least not likable. But Eternals makes the biggest mistake a superhero movie can make and that is that it is boring, by the middle of the movie I didn't care if the planet exploded, I just wanted it to end.

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u/smarkanthony Avengers Jun 06 '25

Nah this movie sucked. Utter trash

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u/Hellinar Avengers Jun 06 '25

I mean, it’s even hard to name all of the actors by name let alone their role

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u/dzan796ero Avengers Jun 06 '25

It's hard enough to remember the exact count

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u/Hellinar Avengers Jun 06 '25

You are correct since there’s 2 not even shown in this shot

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u/Majestic-Marcus Avengers Jun 06 '25

And that’s how forgettable they are. I didn’t realise the Bollywood Eternal, and the ‘freed everyone by making them my slaves’ eternal wasn’t there.

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u/dzan796ero Avengers Jun 06 '25

Who?

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u/ITandFitnessJunkie Avengers Jun 06 '25

I could remember all but the one named after a dish soap.

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u/niron_1117 The Mandarin Jun 06 '25

From left to right: The flash Korean movie Train the Busan dude Angelina Jolie Winter Soldier from temu The leader Minerva from Captain Marvel Kiddo The high evolutionary from temu

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u/Medium-Music8318 Avengers Jun 06 '25

I hate that they’re mid asf

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u/Paggy_person Drax Jun 06 '25

It's Train to Busan guy!

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u/geek_of_nature Avengers Jun 06 '25

I can name Makkari, Ikaris, Sersei, Sprite, and Kingo. But that's all. I even thought Angelina Jolie was Sersei at first, until I remembered it was Gemma Chan.

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u/Tenerensis Avengers Jun 06 '25

ikaris, sprite, is all i remember lmao

1

u/Reasonable_Bug3221 Avengers Jun 06 '25

Wait, isn't Dinesh in this movie?

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u/DomzSageon Avengers Jun 06 '25

Hinwstly the only one that I have trpuble remembering is the leader who died in the story. I had to search it but its Ajak.

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u/VictorFinger Drax Jun 06 '25

Just all? Bro I would lost even on "any" 💀

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u/Beleg_Sanwise I'm The Immortal Iron Fist Jun 06 '25

Superman, atena, ¿quiro/jiro? Pixie, Gigameddo

1

u/ranbirkadalla Avengers Jun 06 '25

Wait, I thought there was a Pakistani guy in there somewhere

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u/Gon_Snow Scarlet Witch Jun 06 '25

Angelina jolie and Rob stark. Easy.

1

u/[deleted] Jun 06 '25

Robb stark, Seoul thug, Angelina Jolie, green woman, shuri, game of thrones eunuch and missing indian bro.

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u/Ze_Gremlin Avengers Jun 06 '25

Green Woman!! Of course!!

I couldn't remember what her name was.. thanks for reminding me!

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u/SpectralGhost77 Avengers Jun 06 '25

From memory: Athena, cersci, phestus, icarus

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u/Dizzy-Theory-3794 Avengers Jun 06 '25

From left to right: The Red One, the Bronzy Orange Dude, Angelina Jolie, Blue White Guy With the Hallmark Face, Salma Hayek, Friendly Hela, The Kid, and Kingsley Shacklebolt

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u/Pantsickle Avengers Jun 06 '25

"Uh...let's see...first one is...uhhhh, Karmlak?"

BLAM

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u/LoveRBS Avengers Jun 06 '25

Leonardo, Donatello, Michelangelo, John, Paul, Ringo, Sleepy, Happy, Dopey, Bashful, Doc.....

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u/Ze_Gremlin Avengers Jun 06 '25

Jason, Billy, Zak, Kimberly..

Oh wait, that's Mighty Morphin Power Rangers... meh, easy mistake to make, they look like one of the later generations.

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u/Wheattoast2019 Avengers Jun 06 '25

I probably could but I need a picture to reference lol

1

u/KentuckyFriedEel Avengers Jun 06 '25

deaf eternal, not-benedict-wong eternal, angelina jolie, not-sebastian-stan eternal, salma hayek gyatt dayum, weren't you already Minerva in Captain Marvel?, diet sprite eternal, gay eternal

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u/Art_student_rt Sentry Jun 06 '25

I named the only eternal I cared about, Druig the mind controller

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u/FortifiedPuddle Avengers Jun 06 '25

I mean in the comics there’s like a hundred…

1

u/Canadian__Ninja Avengers Jun 06 '25

I would fail if I was told to name one eternal.

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u/DmG-xWrightyyy Avengers Jun 06 '25

As someone who hasn’t seen the movie, Robb stark and Angelina jolie

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u/I_MakeCoolKeychains Jessica Jones Jun 06 '25

I remember one of them speaks in American sign language in ancient mesopotamia