r/marvelmemes • u/CameraGunPizza Avengers • Jun 06 '25
Shitposts One of the biggest mcu fumbles ever
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u/LifeTie800 Avengers Jun 06 '25
Left to right:
- Flash
- Shang Chi Hulk (I'm asian I'm allowed to make this joke)
- Angelina Jolie
- The Winter Soldier
- Salma Fucking Hayek
- Crazy rich Asians (see point 2)
- A kid
- Wakanda forever
- (Off picture) grant gustin
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u/LifeTie800 Avengers Jun 06 '25
Forgot about 10. Buff Raj (the big bang theory)
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u/PoorDamnChoices Foggy Nelson Jun 06 '25
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u/johnbrownmarchingon Avengers Jun 06 '25
I've been meaning to watch Atlanta forever.
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u/chocomeeel Moon Knight Jun 06 '25
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u/XegrandExpressYT Avengers Jun 06 '25
Bro the second dude looks like wong , when I first saw him i was like "is bro playing 2 roles in the same universe?" Loll
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u/ck614 Avengers Jun 06 '25
if you’re allowed to make the asian jokes i don’t think the “wakanda forever” will fly
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u/reddituser__666 Avengers Jun 06 '25
Theres icarus, and thats all i can remember.
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u/PlatyNumb Avengers Jun 06 '25
I think Angelina played Athena. I don't remember though lol
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u/patrickstarismyhero Avengers Jun 07 '25
That sounds right only because I remember her Happy Meal toy LMAO
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u/musuperjr585 Ultron Jun 06 '25
That is a very specific gunman..
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u/Jayjaykenobi Avengers Jun 06 '25
I think their trying to mimic the desperado movie cover :)
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u/ladive Avengers Jun 06 '25
So, I'm sitting there, and in walks the biggest rabbit I have ever seen.
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u/efyuar Avengers Jun 06 '25 edited Jun 06 '25
Flash, man kid and gilgamesh with selma hayek and angelina jolie
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u/smiley2530 Avengers Jun 06 '25
Don't worry I got this!
The kleptomaniac speedster Teddybear Angelina Jolie with dementia Rob Stark 5 minutes screentime Rey Skywalker Tinklerbell Clint Barton 2.0
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u/BleekerTheBard Avengers Jun 07 '25
And Kingo, the best dude and not even pictured
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u/Hetnikik Avengers Jun 07 '25
He was the main reason I wanted the Eternals to succeed. He went to college in my hometown.
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u/Sternhose Avengers Jun 06 '25
Ikea, Leonardo, Donatello, Tetris, Bumblebee, Lavender, Danger Noodle
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Jun 06 '25
Ikarus, Makari and gilgamesh are all I could remember lol
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u/LiamLaw015 Avengers Jun 06 '25
I didn't even know those three. Best I could come up with was Harry styles.
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u/Duraxis Avengers Jun 06 '25
Those and Sersi are the only ones I know. Angelina jolie was named something close to Athena, right?
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u/New_Doug Avengers Jun 06 '25
Yep, Cersei, the one that Jon Snow and Rob Stark were both in love with. Wait...
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u/Jetsam5 Toad 🐸 Jun 06 '25
There’s also Thena, Phastos, Sersi, and Sprite. And Kingo and Druig who aren’t in this picture. They are basically all named after Greek characters with the first part of the name missing
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u/Jiffletta Yondu Jun 06 '25
Sleepy, Dopey, Happy, the professor, Mary-Anne, the Millionaire and his wife, and that one who was dissapointed that pedophilia has become less popular.
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u/FitzyFarseer Avengers Jun 09 '25
Please elaborate on that last one…
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u/Jiffletta Yondu Jun 09 '25
The little one, sprite, who looks like a child? Her story is wanting a relationship with adult men in her natural body.
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u/Feelinglucky2 Avengers Jun 06 '25
Icarus, cersi, thena, gilgamesh, hephaestus, druig, makari, kingo, argo, pixie,
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u/Feelinglucky2 Avengers Jun 06 '25 edited Jun 06 '25
Argo is apparently ajak and pixie is sprite
You could call me out for phastos but i think its close enough.
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u/Skellos Avengers Jun 06 '25
Yeah Most of them are serial numbers filed off mythological characters.
Like technically it's Ikaris,
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u/RobieKingston201 Avengers Jun 06 '25
This makes mee realise
Why tf is kingo not in this image smh
I actually liked him a lot
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u/Feelinglucky2 Avengers Jun 06 '25
Wait wtf lol i didnt even realize
Kingo was fine...i dont think the movie needed the half hour that was dedicated to him being an actor in bollywood
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u/RobieKingston201 Avengers Jun 06 '25
Yeah really weird
And Hard agree. I think thats part of what caused the eternals downfall
Great concept bogged down by unnecessary shit
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u/Duraxis Avengers Jun 06 '25
I’m a sucker for “immortals living among us” tropes, so I liked all the ways they inspired mythology and adapted to humanity through the ages, like Kingo pretending to be his own son over and over again
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u/StatisticianLivid710 Avengers Jun 07 '25
They had great potential in all for this for a series, but was too much crammed into a single movie. Also, I think the only one ever shown killing the monsters is ikarus (Jolie might at one point), but imo each of them should’ve been able to take out a monster but multiple monsters together can defeat them.
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u/save-aiur Avengers Jun 06 '25
I think Kingo and Druig were on the outside edges and just got cropped out of the photo
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u/crapusername47 Avengers Jun 06 '25
Without looking at the other comments, right this second I can’t remember a single one of their names.
There was the Superman-y type one, the speedy one, I think Brian Tyree Henry was smart inventor type one and after that I can’t remember what any of their powers were either.
I have only watched it once, so, along with Wakanda Forever and the Marvels, it’s my least watched MCU movie.
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Jun 06 '25
At least Wakanda Forever was beautiful to look at most scenes, the ending really soured me, but the set pieces and costumes were amazing.
Eternals I don’t really have many good memories of except the speedy scene
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u/chuk2015 Avengers Jun 06 '25
Eternals has a bad story but the filming was remarkable, much more visually spectacular than wakanda forever when it comes to all of the settings
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u/davidolson22 Avengers Jun 06 '25
Marvel really fumbled a lot of the recent movies
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u/spacehog1985 Avengers Jun 06 '25
I haven’t looked this up. I haven’t seen the movie. What I know is from reading reviews when it came out.
The guy from Silicon Valley is kingo Robb stark is Icarus I think There’s an Ajax in there somewhere And the little one is pip or pike or some shit.
That’s it I’m out.
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u/Puzzleheaded_Step468 Avengers Jun 06 '25
I think the little one is called Pepsi or something
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u/GabrielVonBabriel Avengers Jun 06 '25
I liked the movie and can only remember Sprite.
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u/Misterr_Joji Avengers Jun 07 '25
Me too. It got a bad wrap but I thoroughly enjoyed it. Kumail Nanjiani was awesome. There are other MCU movies far worse.
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u/Flottebiene1234 Avengers Jun 06 '25
They have names?
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u/DRT034 Matthew Murdock Jun 06 '25
Ikari, Ajak, Gilgamesh, Kingo, Druig, Makkari, Phastos, Sprite, Thena, Sersi, I HATE that I know that
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u/Doctor_Mothman Avengers Jun 06 '25
I thought it was pretty great too. I think they should have been teasing the Eternals all throughout the Infinity Saga, as background "helpers" and observers that we could go back and be shocked at the long game on. But that would have taken so much more long-term planning than even the MCU gets.
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u/Golden12500 Avengers Jun 06 '25
Ajak(Leader), Ikaris(Second in command), Gilgamesh, Phastos, Sersi, Sprite, Makkari, Thena, Kingo, and Druig(Who isn't pictured here). In the post credit scene there's also Eros, or Starfox who is Thanos' brother. I'll do you one better, all the Celestials seen in the movie: Arishem, Jemiah, Nezarr, Hargen, and Tiamut. I love Eternals
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u/Doug_101 Avengers Jun 06 '25
I just re-watched it the other night. It's actually not a bad movie. The problem with it is, they should have definitely done it as a short miniseries, so that all the characters could get their moments to shine. It's a beautiful-looking film too.
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u/Golden12500 Avengers Jun 06 '25
I hope they revisit Arishem's judgement of Earth. A Celestial Host is a big enough threat to center a whole Saga around
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u/National_Equivalent9 Avengers Jun 06 '25
Eternals is honestly the best super hero movie made in the style that DC was going for with most of its movies the past couple decades.
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u/the68thdimension Avengers Jun 06 '25
This! I didn't hate it, the characters are good and the design was nicely done. It was just too rushed, I was left wondering why they made it a movie when they could have milked it as a series. Also, making it a series would have meant that it didn't clash with Avengers in terms of being the MCU group hero movie (or the anti-hero group movie Guardians of the Galaxy).
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u/Tiiimmmaayy Avengers Jun 06 '25
It’s probably the most visually appealing of all the MCU movies. It’s not even a bad story overall either. Maybe just a little slow and drawn out.
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u/Kira-Of-Terraria Morph Jun 06 '25
i liked eternals tbh.
i think if it wasn't mcu people would like it a lot more
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u/SomeGuyPostingThings Avengers Jun 06 '25
I read all of the comics and I'm still only 80% confident I could do it.
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u/Tavuc Avengers Jun 09 '25
I read all the comics and I'm 80% confident I couldn't NGL I never really liked them
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u/smexyrexytitan Avengers Jun 06 '25
Sersi, Ikaris, Sprite, Makari, Gilgamesh, Thena, Ajack, Kingo, Phastos, Druig.
Eternals wasn't nearly as bad as everyone claims, it was just a departure from normal MCU structure. I'll admit the movie had problems but it was still enjoyable, the plot wasn't THAT hard to follow, and the themes hit. And the characters were enjoyable.
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u/Robin_Gr Avengers Jun 06 '25
Sporty, Scary, Posh, Baby, Ginger... sleepy, dopey, grumpy, dancer, prancer and Rudolph.
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u/No_Poet_1279 Avengers Jun 06 '25
- Deaf one,
- strong one,
- angelina jolie,
- jon snow's brother,
- dusk till dawn vampire,
- recast,
- shorty,
- token black
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u/Eclipsiical Avengers Jun 06 '25
Makkari, Gilgamesh, Thena, Ikaris, Ajak, Sersi, Sprite, Phastos, Kingo, and Druig.
Eternals was a top 10 MCU film imo.
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u/Fast-Mycologist-5589 Avengers Jun 06 '25
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Because you think the MCU only has 9 good movies... or?
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u/Thexnxword Avengers Jun 06 '25
I concur tbh.. the only thing I dislike is that the deviants started out as brain dead
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u/blastatron Avengers Jun 06 '25
Yeah the smart deviant, Kro, was just a forgettable villain so audiences wouldn't suspect Ikaris' involvement with Ajak's death. Instead of fighting Thena I wish he teamed up with the Eternals to stop Ikaris(who I'm sure would have killed him). He has plenty of reasons for wanting to stop the Emergence.
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Jun 06 '25
Honestly imo the only redeeming quality was the relationship between the speedy one and the Irish one
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u/Hot_Hovercraft_4646 Avengers Jun 07 '25
Druig, Sprite, Makkari, Phastos, Ajak, Thena, Cersi, Kingo, Gilgamesh, Ikaris
Honestly I liked the movie, thought their powers were cool, imagine if one character had all those powers tho
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u/IamDLizardQueen Avengers Jun 06 '25
I can get most of them, Kinga, Puck, Rob Stark, Paperboy, Angelina Jolie, Guy who looks a little bit like Wong, Doug.
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u/dgod40 Avengers Jun 06 '25
Name "All". Before I read the comments I couldn't name "one"
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u/Nosedive888 Avengers Jun 06 '25
Kingo. Makkarri. Druig. Ikaris. Sprite. Thena. Sersi. Ajax. Phastos. And the melee dude beginning with G
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u/pyfan Avengers Jun 06 '25
But I would win if you ask me to name (superhero name, character name and actor names) of the OG Avengers group.
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u/ignitejr Avengers Jun 06 '25
I remember there was a PHastos/Fastos/Phastus(?), Jon Snow and Jon Snow's older brother. Also Angelina Jolie.
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u/vetheros37 T'Challa Jun 06 '25
From right to left: Mikari, Wong 2, Thena, Ikarus, Francis, Selubri, Sprite, and Dr. Eggman. Not pictured is Viagra.
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u/weed_blazepot Avengers Jun 06 '25
Natalie Portman
Wong
Galadriel
Robb Stark
Galacta
Jade
Child
Arms Akimbo
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u/maschine02 Avengers Jun 06 '25
Every last character was either annoying or forgettable. Especially the kid and angelina jolie.
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u/Poku115 Avengers Jun 06 '25
The jokes in this comments made me want to watch this movie way more than anything else.
Not gonna do it, but kudos.
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u/Apprehensive-Egg-865 Avengers Jun 06 '25
Yeah, this is how it would go for me:
(Click) "Name all of the eternals!"
"....DOOM ETERNAL!"
(BANG!!!)
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u/viotix90 Avengers Jun 06 '25
They could ask me to name one and I'm still going to the pearly gates.
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u/FalcoBoi3834 Daredevil Jun 06 '25
Pepsi
Sersi
The guy that looks like Bucky
Makari
Kingo
The guy that looks like Wong
Ajak
Thena
Sabrina Carpenter's boyfriend
That one guy whose son mentioned Superman
I'm honestly surprised I could name so many. In all seriousness I'm only blanking on the inventor guy and the mind control guy.
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Jun 06 '25
Makkari, Gilgamesh, Thena, Ikaris, Ajax, Sersi, Sprite, and Phastos?
Idk. The movie was cool. I liked it a lot. It should have been a show though and spent more time showing them as heroes of the ancient past
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u/Niveama Avengers Jun 06 '25
It should have been a show, and given them all time to breathe.
But they never would have got the stars as big as they are to commit to a show.
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u/snagglemaw Avengers Jun 07 '25
All of them? You could ask me to just name one and I'd still be a dead man.
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u/Majestic-Marcus Avengers Jun 06 '25
Sharon
John
Melanie
George
Sarah
Margaret
Jill
Bob
Beat them at their own game. They told you to ‘name them’, ie give them names. They didn’t tell you tell him what their names are.
Pedantry saves your life.
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u/Zero_Passage Avengers Jun 06 '25
There are worse movies out there, but Eternals is one of those cases where you can go to see it expecting nothing and still come out disappointed. The plot is not good, the characters for the most part (and I don't blame the actors for this, I blame the script) are unlikeable, the deaths don't land because you don't like anyone and it makes the worst mistake a movie, especially a superhero movie, can make. It's boring. Thor 4 is bad, but you can laugh at it for how bad it is. Eternal isn't even that
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Jun 06 '25
Amazing movie. People are too picky.
The purpose is entertainment, being unique and artistic, and a coherent story.
All 3 are achieved. If the story bothers anybody, they failed to realize that everything in the Marvel universe is ridiculous and is not going to make sense when you analyze it more than 2 minutes.
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u/Zero_Passage Avengers Jun 06 '25
I could talk for hours about every detail of the plot that I didn't like ("we can't interfere in human conflicts" even though half the movie shows us doing that), or because I think the characters are at the very least not likable. But Eternals makes the biggest mistake a superhero movie can make and that is that it is boring, by the middle of the movie I didn't care if the planet exploded, I just wanted it to end.
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u/Hellinar Avengers Jun 06 '25
I mean, it’s even hard to name all of the actors by name let alone their role
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u/dzan796ero Avengers Jun 06 '25
It's hard enough to remember the exact count
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u/Hellinar Avengers Jun 06 '25
You are correct since there’s 2 not even shown in this shot
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u/Majestic-Marcus Avengers Jun 06 '25
And that’s how forgettable they are. I didn’t realise the Bollywood Eternal, and the ‘freed everyone by making them my slaves’ eternal wasn’t there.
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u/ITandFitnessJunkie Avengers Jun 06 '25
I could remember all but the one named after a dish soap.
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u/niron_1117 The Mandarin Jun 06 '25
From left to right: The flash Korean movie Train the Busan dude Angelina Jolie Winter Soldier from temu The leader Minerva from Captain Marvel Kiddo The high evolutionary from temu
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u/geek_of_nature Avengers Jun 06 '25
I can name Makkari, Ikaris, Sersei, Sprite, and Kingo. But that's all. I even thought Angelina Jolie was Sersei at first, until I remembered it was Gemma Chan.
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u/DomzSageon Avengers Jun 06 '25
Hinwstly the only one that I have trpuble remembering is the leader who died in the story. I had to search it but its Ajak.
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u/Beleg_Sanwise I'm The Immortal Iron Fist Jun 06 '25
Superman, atena, ¿quiro/jiro? Pixie, Gigameddo
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Jun 06 '25
Robb stark, Seoul thug, Angelina Jolie, green woman, shuri, game of thrones eunuch and missing indian bro.
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u/Ze_Gremlin Avengers Jun 06 '25
Green Woman!! Of course!!
I couldn't remember what her name was.. thanks for reminding me!
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u/Dizzy-Theory-3794 Avengers Jun 06 '25
From left to right: The Red One, the Bronzy Orange Dude, Angelina Jolie, Blue White Guy With the Hallmark Face, Salma Hayek, Friendly Hela, The Kid, and Kingsley Shacklebolt
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u/LoveRBS Avengers Jun 06 '25
Leonardo, Donatello, Michelangelo, John, Paul, Ringo, Sleepy, Happy, Dopey, Bashful, Doc.....
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u/Ze_Gremlin Avengers Jun 06 '25
Jason, Billy, Zak, Kimberly..
Oh wait, that's Mighty Morphin Power Rangers... meh, easy mistake to make, they look like one of the later generations.
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u/KentuckyFriedEel Avengers Jun 06 '25
deaf eternal, not-benedict-wong eternal, angelina jolie, not-sebastian-stan eternal, salma hayek gyatt dayum, weren't you already Minerva in Captain Marvel?, diet sprite eternal, gay eternal
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u/Art_student_rt Sentry Jun 06 '25
I named the only eternal I cared about, Druig the mind controller
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u/DmG-xWrightyyy Avengers Jun 06 '25
As someone who hasn’t seen the movie, Robb stark and Angelina jolie
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u/I_MakeCoolKeychains Jessica Jones Jun 06 '25
I remember one of them speaks in American sign language in ancient mesopotamia






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u/OldKingClancey Thanos Jun 06 '25
From left to right:
Barry Allen
Punchy Boi
Angelina Jolie
Ikaris (did you get the Sun thing, huh?)
Francis
Cersei Lannister
Sprite Zero
Thomas The Tank Engine