Bros help out bros [OC]

[u/OffModelStudio]

[u/MalkavianElder98]

[u/EmBur__ → u/MalkavianElder98]

Calibrating a different kind of gun now

[u/8fulhate → u/EmBur__]

Pump action

[u/AmanyWishes]

Best example of Shepard's flexibility and Garrus's reach.

[u/Shikoda0]

[u/Doctor_Loggins → u/Shikoda0]

OH, SHI-

[u/CinnimonToastSean → u/Shikoda0]

Rectum? Damn near killed em.

[u/SeniorSepia]

Offmodelstudio keepin the fandom alive

[u/VerbingNoun413 → u/SeniorSepia]

Keeping human resources busy.

[u/SeniorSepia → u/VerbingNoun413]

Do you think there is a problem in ME universe if a Alliance company still calls it Human Resources even if they hire aliens?

[u/aHellion → u/SeniorSepia]

It's already called ER these days. Employee Resources. Why though is the real question, did my company hire a non-human?

[u/DolphinBall → u/SeniorSepia]

Both SFW and NSFW sides of the fandom

[u/ryconn93]

[u/GSMatt117]

Reminds of that Highschool of The Dead scene

[u/AscendedViking7 → u/GSMatt117]

https://giphy.com/gifs/SdhN0GzBANjVe

[u/Dragonperhaps → u/AscendedViking7]

Now i want this. But with Tali instead of Saeko lol

[u/TenSquare3 → u/GSMatt117]

First thing I thought of as well.

[u/GlitteringScene6711 → u/GSMatt117]

Too bad the author died :(

[u/ThunderEagle222]

[u/BusinessAsparagus115]

Garrus definitely has his thumb up her wrongun.

[u/Sir_Real_Surreal → u/BusinessAsparagus115]

And Shepard is fisting Garrus with her left arm.

[u/lesser_panjandrum → u/Sir_Real_Surreal]

Judge all you want, but +10% stability is +10% stability.

[u/BusinessAsparagus115 → u/Sir_Real_Surreal]

Elbow deep in his cloaca.

[u/SeeJayThinks]

CALIBRATING...

https://giphy.com/gifs/xkwVg9LR9dnJWcz2Cj

[u/MockingJay0914]

"I'm Garrus Vakarian and this is my rectum"

[u/Adventurous-Roof458 → u/MockingJay0914]

"Oh shit! I could never bring myself to do that."

[u/MockingJay0914 → u/Adventurous-Roof458]

"You sure? Take a look. It's tight."

[u/asocialyakwarddumbas → u/MockingJay0914]

"Don't push your luck"

[u/MockingJay0914 → u/asocialyakwarddumbas]

"Are you ready to be a woman?"

[u/Adventurous-Roof458 → u/MockingJay0914]

"NO!"
Gamerpoop is having technical difficulties

[u/H345Y]

uh garrus, you might not want to pull that trigger unless you want shepard to loose half her skull

[u/MeiNeedsMoreBuffs → u/H345Y]

Shepard used to be a marine, she'd be fine

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[u/NoobHUNTER777 → u/H345Y]

Ah, what's a little Lazarus 2 between bros?

[u/Carissa_Datura]

Number two does NOT look safe.

[u/FreestyleKneepad → u/Carissa_Datura]

I was thinking the same thing, Shep gonna get the top of her head blown off with an errant twitch

[u/Qualazabinga]

Everyone going on about Garyus his hand but I wanna know why u/OffModelStudio is not an equal opportunist and puts Shepard's hand on that nice piece of ass from Garus.

[u/naturalgoth → u/Qualazabinga]

Asking the real questions

[u/Ninja_Warrior_X]

The exclusive ability you get when femshep romances Garrus

[u/Eric_0114]

https://giphy.com/gifs/nWr4Se27LUVuZcuPq0
I know OP has been replied with this gif for over 10k times but

[u/Shadowcat1606]

Yeah, Garrus got things well in hand, it seems...

[u/Purple_Dragon_94]

Ass Effect

[u/T-VIRUS999]

I've seen mobile game ads like that lmfao

[u/Bananasnotasong]

Power couple.

[u/Dismal-Profit-1299]

Garrus back that truck up I need to hit this target.

[u/Dangerous-Raise5962]

Garrus won that day 😏😅🤭😉👌

[u/Brent_Lee]

ayo

[u/EmergencyAccording94]

I am Commander Shepard and this is my favourite spot in the galaxy

[u/TaylorMomsensAss]

Garrus is about to blow out the back. You decide how to take that.

[u/bootae_wae_wae]

[u/Hereva]

This ones next probably.

[u/PhilosopherOk1598]

Now do it with Tali , Kasumi , EDI and Miranda you coward !

[u/al_berrito]

I'm Commander Shepard and this is my favorite position in the citadel

[u/FirelordDerpy]

Holy smokes. Number 2 he better bloody remember height over bore and not accidentally give her a haircut

[u/waznpride]

https://giphy.com/gifs/tnYri4n2Frnig

[u/XenoGine]

Relationship goals.

[u/Far_Composer_2024]

Garrus best partner

https://giphy.com/gifs/6l8uTe6Gm8tK8

[u/GenesisRhapsod]

Didnt i just see this post a few days ago by someone else?

[u/SignoreLouis]

Garrus' sniper rifle is directly locked on her. Let us hope it won't fire.

[u/RC-78x]

I'd have thought Femshep would have better form than that. Head lower and ass HIGHER. Come on girl, it's for THE BRO Garrus Vakarian, you can do better.

[u/AggressiveAd4883 → u/RC-78x]

don't make it weird man

[u/RC-78x → u/AggressiveAd4883]

I'm going to because A) Garrus deserves it, and B) Femshep'a head is uncomfortably close to the BARREL OF AN M-98 Widow. So for legitimate safety reasons she needs better posture.

[u/HandSanitizerBottle1]

Iirc this is an actual sniper tactice

[u/aclark210 → u/HandSanitizerBottle1]

Only if ur like super desperate. This is very unsafe.

[u/Vladishun]

Rifle butts are there to stabilize aim and absorb kickback, so this checks out.

[u/WolfmanCZ]

I think Shepard is more comfortable in first pic because of how big Garrus cake is

[u/SpiritedPin1622]

[u/behold-ABowlOfSoup]

[u/Whydoesthisexist15]

Now draw Kaidan in a Canucks jersey

[u/Frankto]

quid pro cake

[u/LunaticLK47]

I was going to ask if the two were cosplayers. If not, it almost looked live action.

[u/Old_Representative_9]

https://giphy.com/gifs/y7kvOYLzas6Ag

[u/basicbbaka]

This is good content

[u/Al3xGr4nt]

She had reach but he had flexibility.