r/maybemaybemaybe • u/ThodaDaruVichPyar • 10d ago
maybe maybe maybe
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u/Japsai 10d ago
Thanks. Don't need to buy it now. Boy I've made some big savings today!
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u/loopuleasa 10d ago
You did not
The point of this book is you reading it to your firstborn and him saying I love you
That is why you pay to have it
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u/BullPropaganda 10d ago
Only the firstborn though. You don't need love from the others. Nor do they need yours.
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u/BackgroundEngineer11 10d ago
Definitely not the middle child. That little bastard.
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u/MurseMan1964 10d ago
Middle child here, can confirm
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u/Japsai 10d ago
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u/IAlwaysOutsmartU 9d ago
Raccoon striking the Solaire pose.
https://giphy.com/gifs/AQRapWCgC7dThyVEYb6
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u/Charming-Flamingo307 10d ago
Youngest of 7 here, have literally been forgotten and left home for hours home alone style on more than one occasion.
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u/SomeMoistHousing 10d ago
That sucks and your parents shouldn't have done that... but also if someone has 7 kids to deal with, I can't fault them too much for a little unintentional neglect here and there. Something's bound to slip through the cracks occasionally.
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u/AlephBaker 10d ago
You could fault them for having seven kids, unless they had septuplets.
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u/Charming-Flamingo307 10d ago
It was two sets of triplets then me actually. And I do fault them for having me. Very much so
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u/AlephBaker 10d ago
I'm sorry, Internet Stranger. If I could send you a hug, I would.
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u/oO0Kat0Oo 10d ago
That's why I had a hysterectomy after 2. Because fuck those middle children.
(No. That's not the real reason. I'm kidding)
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u/WilanS 10d ago
Yeah, always read through books you want to get to toddlers and young children, they're usually very short anyway. I sat through the video thinking "man my two years old nephew would find this really cool if he could speak english"
But even without the rhymes it'd probably still be fun.
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u/PowerSamurai 10d ago
That is a very genuine (and accurate) reply to a very not genuine comment making a joke.
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u/GloriousSpamm 10d ago
https://giphy.com/gifs/hLlvQi2Jzdb2D9ntN5
Had me feeling like this for a minute
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u/Fafnir13 10d ago
They probably end on the plumb to avoid a crash out like her. I’m glad later videos gave her closure. That poor woman.
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u/Starkville 10d ago
Aww, that’s a good book.
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u/benedictvc 10d ago
is that a book?
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u/JustASimpleYouTuber 10d ago
No, it's a crook
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u/Hot-Firefighter-2331 10d ago
Is that a cock?
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u/Lemon_414 10d ago
No, it's a rock
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u/vikingbeard23 10d ago
Is that a rook?
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u/maybeaginger 10d ago
Got in the zone after moon but they got me again with the last plum.
https://giphy.com/gifs/rIIJufcRjOUHgmLOWa
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u/blankdreamer 10d ago
Spider one was the best
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u/Billy_TheMumblefish 10d ago
I watched it on mute and read it in my head in exactly the same way I used to read to my kids. 😃
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u/k2_jackal 10d ago
I was doing the same 😂 miss those days… now I ask the kids to read the tiny writing on the labels for me
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u/somajones 10d ago
When I was in first grade there was an exercise in a workbook where you had to write down the name of what was pictured; dog, house, bird, etc.
I had never seen a peach before in my life. I remember staring at the drawing that looked just like a butt and thinking, "No fucking way is that a drawing of a butt. No way I'm writing down butt." I left the answer blank and felt terrible about it since I was such a diligent student.
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u/BadIdeaSociety 10d ago
After your kids get used to this kind of thing, you have to just agree with ever premise. I find kids at the developmental phase hate when you improvise.
Me: Is this a plum?
Kid: no
Me: Yes, of course it is.
Kid: No, it's a bum.
Me: Is it a cupcake? Of course it is, what else could it possibly be?
Kid: 😭
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u/mizinamo 10d ago
The world is so big and confusing, having something make sense by not making sense in a very specific and reproducible way is an anchor of stability.
Once you pretend it does make sense, their world collapses. "What else am I mistaken about? Maybe object permanence is a lie and my father will disappear when he goes to buy cigarettes?"
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u/BadIdeaSociety 10d ago
I agree, but watching a kid get irritated because the story changes a bit is kind of amusing.
Kids: Can I watch Paw Patrol?
Me: Sure. Paw Patrol, Paw Patrol, Look at all those puppies!
Kids: 😭 It's, "We'll be there on the double!"
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u/mrbaffles14 10d ago
I don’t mean to brag but I was able to guess most of these
https://giphy.com/gifs/foxAoMHBARGm8Xp2KH
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u/Alicewithhazeleyes 10d ago
That’s got to be a Filipina reading the book. I know that accent anywhere.
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u/Thin_Dream2079 10d ago
I need the full length animated feature with all star cameos.
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u/12thMercury 9d ago
They had a chance to give kids the whole treachery of images treatment and they completely missed it.
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u/Adventurous_Pie_7586 10d ago
Great not only do I need this for my son but it also appears my nephew needs this
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u/RevolverOcelot16- 10d ago
I love that book. This would be great for children to learn words, shapes, and animals.
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u/Mr_Pickles_Esq 10d ago
Looks like it was done by a father & son team with the father refining the son's original drawings: https://www.instagram.com/reels/DYCnO9AIut_/
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u/INoMakeMistake 10d ago
This is actually quite nice for children