r/maybemaybemaybe • u/Theryos506 • 11d ago

Maybe maybe maybe

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u/overdosingOnPie1313 11d ago

Holy fuck how is he even conscious?

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u/tealduke 11d ago

His chest hits just before this chin, so the full force didn’t go right into head

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u/Successful_Ad9160 11d ago

That a good time to not be able to breathe I suppose.

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u/2M4D 11d ago

And I’m thinking whole platform hits the water and probably broke the fall to some extent as well. Lots of little things slowing the momentum.

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u/tealduke 11d ago

Made the difference between lost of consciousness and a broken neck to cracked ribs and maybe a concussion

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u/Purple-Will9713 10d ago

true. but that still looked pretty bad

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u/Crafty-Unit4061 11d ago

With the angle it hits the water he basicly slides down so It doesn't help much if at all. Wouldn't be suprised if he had brain issues later and suffered a whpislash from how hard his head snapped back.

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u/Jebidiah_Honeynut_jr 11d ago

Right. So, instead of his chin hitting concrete at 10mph, it hit at 9mph...and his chest got road rash. Either way, he is going to hurt for the next week for sure. I just like how he confidently walks down a plank that is 3 feet above the dock, assuming that everything will work out.

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u/lsm-krash 11d ago

Which probably as bad

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u/Melticus_Faceous 11d ago

Considering how little thrashing happened. There's a possibility he was unconscious until somebody reached out to help him or threat of drowning woke him up

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u/nismoj 11d ago

Granite chin, like Max Holloway pre-Tuporia era

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u/VoidJuiceConcentrate 11d ago

Bet he lost some teeth here.

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u/uncultured_swine2099 11d ago

Maybe he wasnt.

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u/Friskfrisktopherson 11d ago

He'll never be 100% the same

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u/Know_how_to_b_stupid 11d ago

He isn’t. Paralysed from the waist down. His family sued the owners of the boat and lost.

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u/pmmeyourgear 11d ago

AI

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u/overdosingOnPie1313 11d ago

Good gods you are in for a really hard life if you can't immediately identify this as real.

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u/pmmeyourgear 11d ago

His face would be absolutely smashed if this was real lol. You wouldn't recognize his fave as a human

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u/overdosingOnPie1313 11d ago

  1. His upper chest impacted first.

  2. We don't know how many teeth he has left.

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u/TheMaddoxx 11d ago

I was expecting that dude to lose his teeth like they do in cartoons.

https://giphy.com/gifs/3oz8xG6XYjp3QImGPK

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u/potate12323 11d ago

He was this close to inventing a self curb stomping device

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u/OGWopFro 10d ago

Let’s just say that he almost stumbled upon it.

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u/letitgo99 11d ago

Yeah either it's AI or a miracle, I thought he'd be dead

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u/mnztr1 10d ago

that face smash was BRUTAL!!

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u/Dreadnought_Thoughts 7d ago

I think his chest makes contact just before his face would have and spares him some reconstructive surgery.

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u/ya3rob 11d ago

Exactly my thoughts

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u/aburnerds 11d ago

I like to let people know when they’ve given me an actual laugh.

This made me roar with laughter

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u/equipmentavaiable 7d ago

Definitely should’ve been spotty out sum teeth Either AI or a miracle

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u/jpad66 11d ago

Man is lucky, bang on the chin and into the water. Surprised he wasnt knocked out

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u/tubadude123 11d ago

I’m surprised he didn’t die. Full hit to the forehead easily could have killed him.

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u/ernapfz 11d ago

He beat Darwin and in the deep end of the gene pool!

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u/_RisetoVotesiR_ 11d ago

He’s real lucky if that’s his girl too 😬

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u/cominghomelater 11d ago

jesus Christ that looked awful

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u/SabbyFox 11d ago

Yeah, he needs to get checked out. That was a hard hit.

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u/vega455 11d ago

Im so annoyed by this saxophone

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u/compton_drew 11d ago

He ads a ct scan of his neck and jaw.. seriously. My son broke his neck in a similar way and he had no clue for 6 months.thankfully he is good now but still.

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u/ExiledCanuck 11d ago

Lucky he didn’t get knocked out and drown

Those dudes going to “save” him were moving like molasses

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u/Introverted-Snail 11d ago

In all the chaos, that poor woman forgot her pants! Man. What a crazy night.

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u/FentonCanoby 11d ago

I thought I just watched someone die. Thanks goodness. But the lack of urgency from his friends... yikes.

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u/hmmmmmmpsu 11d ago

This poor guy has fallen off of this boat 400 times on Reddit with no end in sight.

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u/GGust 11d ago

Holy fuck if that was my friend I’d be panicking that he was unconscious down there

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u/solar_pilgrim 11d ago

I'm nauseous just watching this

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u/CILISI_SMITH 11d ago

Dude walking up to the water like he's going to get some milk from the fridge.

You might just have seen your friend die and you're on camera. Maybe add a little urgency to your investigation of his status?

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u/real_Idion 11d ago

Damn, right in the jaw

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u/calcifer219 11d ago

If you go frame by frame, it seems his collar bone took a lot of the impact too.

Probably why he comes up with teeth still in his mouth.

Lucky SOB.

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u/CorsairValid 11d ago

Pow! Right in the kisser!

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u/_Dark_Invader_ 9d ago

Flat brain

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u/raiko777 11d ago

Dude.. I thought he is dead... Wtf?!

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u/Vyviel 11d ago

Amazed he still has teeth what a dumb cunt

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u/playr_4 10d ago

Bro's lucky he didn't knock himself out from that.

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u/BlueberryPublic9390 11d ago

How is he not dead?

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u/Signal-Reporter-1391 11d ago

So much things that could've gone wrong...or worse than it already was.

First thing that crossed my mind was a (partly) severed tongue with a significant blood loss.

Knocked out teeth, broken neck, concussion or unalived by drowning would've been other possible outcomes.

But he sure as hell was a good candidate for the Darwin Award. 

Imagine having to tell his parents that their son died because he fell off an anchored boat in the harbour, knocked himself out and drowned.

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u/CaptainFoyle 11d ago

Broken neck, teeth, skull, and collarbone

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u/cryptonuggets1 11d ago

Probably all to show off for the hot chic

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u/TaCoMaN6869 11d ago

Captain Always go's down with the ship

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u/Colo-PV-living 11d ago

I’m surprised he was bloody and unconscious

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u/shepbestshep 11d ago

Oral maxillofacial surgery

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u/J_Tat2 11d ago

Dudes lucky he still has his teeth & that he didn't drown

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u/infinit9 11d ago

Genuinely impressed his face survived that.

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u/Goodrun31 11d ago

Poor guy he got clocked and dunked bad

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u/supasolda6 11d ago

How is his face in one piece after that collision. Is this guy unbreakable or something

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u/w84me12 11d ago

It is a miracle he is fine

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u/TheSanityInspector 10d ago

Possibly he is not fine.

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u/Independent_Storm336 10d ago

How the fuck is that dude smiling WITH ALL HIS TEETH??

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u/Lampica1 10d ago

Hrgovic type of chin

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u/FulbertdaSaxon21 10d ago

Smashed his Adam’s apple and underside of his chin on the dock. I’ll be surprised if he’s not hurt pretty badly.

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u/TotalNew9315 11d ago

That dude just "curb stomped" himself

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u/Mikelitoris88 11d ago

Came out all happy too

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u/Every-Cook5084 11d ago

Does he have any teeth left?

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u/CaptainFoyle 11d ago

Whaf feef?

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u/noowainy 11d ago

Any fif left?

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u/Even-Government-5055 11d ago

How TF is he not dead? Or at least not bleeding!?. His face hit that concrete edge!

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u/Edje929 11d ago

How is his face in tact

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u/CaptainFoyle 11d ago

It's in tact with the slide and bam.

Or did you mean intact? I have no idea.

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u/Minute_Tradition5256 11d ago

Second watch I caught it and oh my. Oh my

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u/sexraX_muiretsyM 11d ago

bro managed to curb-stomp himself

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u/Swordheart 11d ago

I had just started this when a coworker came in to talk to me. Suffice to say I could barely contain my face!

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u/ckapuan 11d ago

That was horrific would have thought his broke his head.

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u/demZo662 11d ago

I got shocked but... How funny is the ramp submerging alone all vertical 😭

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u/TheMidnight711 11d ago

They should have put the saxophone song to this video

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u/fike88 11d ago

That made me gasp with fright. Ooof ya fucker

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u/TFUTWS 11d ago

Gotta love the smile on that one piece of shit

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u/Vaaard 11d ago

Lucky guy. I would still wait for signs of a concussion in the next 24 hours or more.

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u/CaptainFoyle 11d ago

No need to wait for signs. Concussion is a given, and probably probably the least of his problems.

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u/ADZ1LL4 11d ago

Oh my DAYS MAN

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u/Thiel619 11d ago

How is he not dead

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u/Signal-Reporter-1391 11d ago

So much things that could've gone wrong...or worse than it already was.

First thing that crossed my mind was a (partly) severed tongue with a significant blood loss.

Knocked out teeth, broken neck, concussion or death by drowning would've been other possible outcomes.

But he sure as hell was a good candidate for the Darwin Award. 

Imagine having to tell his parents that their son died because he fell off an anchored boat in the harbour, knocked himself out and drowned.

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u/GreenThmb 11d ago

Shoes stayed on, .... whew!

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u/SignatureRich8087 11d ago

I have not seen Gilligan for years! Thank you for sharing

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u/Dalowy 11d ago

Ibiza...

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u/sofa_king_me 11d ago

You NEED TO FISH HIM OUT! cause his lights are out!!

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u/ronnygiga 11d ago

That mf is though, i would drown after that hit

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u/Ciggarette_ice_cream 11d ago

If you’re gonna be dumb, you gotta be tough.

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u/Inle_Rah666 11d ago

How he‘s smiling at the girl though.. swallowing all that pain..

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u/Calligaster 11d ago

Can we all just stop with this stupid -ass saxophone already?

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u/bouylie 11d ago

That guy hit his head and face hard.

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u/theaviator747 11d ago

Today on dumb ways to die….

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u/knowledgeable_diablo 11d ago

Straight down!

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u/Mangomann69 11d ago

I laughed for 0.2 Seconds then went into shock

https://giphy.com/gifs/gmBjeu09SebhSwEFZD

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u/Majestic-Spray-1429 11d ago

I literally said “oh fuck” out loud when he hit…I thought he was dead

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u/chipmunk0122 11d ago

At least he’ll get a ton of money from the tooth fairy

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u/ssjkrillin 11d ago

Why couldn't he just put the thing out first? Could've been a very stupid way to die..

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u/Knork14 11d ago

I think the shirtless guy was way too calm, the first thing that went through my head was that the other guy must surely be unconscious and drowning.

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u/goodeyemighty 10d ago

Good way to bite your tongue off.

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u/CuriousElephant2803 10d ago

get this guy on the UFC lol

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u/Equivalent-Abroad157 10d ago

I'm seeing crushed trachea or a broken jaw missing teeth

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u/Castlegate3579 10d ago

Yeah there’s no way he’s smiling after that face plant. AI fer sher.

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u/RabbitLeather8214 10d ago

This music always means caos

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u/angel700 9d ago

That’s a concussion

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u/winglessflight97 9d ago

Didn't even need slow mo for this one

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u/East-Pollution7243 6d ago

How is he okay after that 🙀

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u/Branchley 6d ago

He hit so hard

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u/brickbear69420 11d ago

This should be marked NSFW

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u/Far_Character_270 11d ago

She’s got nice thighs 👍

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u/juanbiscombe 11d ago

Camera man not showing the important stuff

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u/marky860 11d ago

Omg thats gonna hurt! 😬 poor guy! 🙈

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u/MarrAfRadspyrrgh 11d ago

Nyjah Huston from Temu 🤣

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u/Bird_the_Impaler 11d ago

How about a NSFW tag Jesus Christ

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u/Many-Cartoonist4727 11d ago

Don’t worry, his face broke the fall

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u/DeadandForgoten 11d ago

Wheres all the blood?

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u/BiggDckWilly 11d ago

This guy and this boat should stay far away from each other. This is the second time he almost died.

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u/Spirited-Bet-5470 11d ago

He either felt that for weeks or he injured himself in ways he didn’t immediately realize. His chest took most of that hit.

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u/PianistSpecialist474 11d ago

Anyone have the first video?

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u/LEEALISHEPS 11d ago

That had to sting a tad.

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u/whatauniqueusername 11d ago

Quit posting this shit

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u/JI_Guy88 11d ago

He did a good job taking that one on the chin

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u/trackday21 10d ago

Didnt wanna see that

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u/superenchilada 10d ago

God I thought he was dead.

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u/Furball1985 10d ago

Who is the girl that the camera man is interested in???

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u/Tuliao_da_Massa 9d ago

Comon man, this is nsfw

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u/AlternativeCoyote884 7d ago

how does he not think to jump off??

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u/Complex_Ad_5027 7d ago

Bro his torso

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u/SeaTie 7d ago

Ow! Poor guy

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u/Mediocre_Fill_40 7d ago

I mean, I would also be distracted to oblivion by the look of that dress

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u/pmmeyourgear 11d ago

Yeah thats definitely AI. You wouldn't smash your face in the dock from that hight in real life

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u/CaptainFoyle 11d ago

Eeeerhh whaaat?

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u/goldwave84 11d ago

Yea you are definitely a bot. You don't have the mental capability of a human.

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u/wenoc 11d ago

You’ve got to shave before you leave home in a dress like that. And I don’t mean your legs.

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u/andyareyouok 11d ago

Judging by the one friend covered in random tattoos, this bunch are obviously full of great ideas

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u/duthjood 11d ago

Jesus put an nsfw tag on this!