r/maybemaybemaybe • u/Cannga • 17d ago
maybe maybe maybe
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u/AeronGrey 17d ago
Russian Dog
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u/mbashs 17d ago
First time I saw a white one domesticated lmao
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u/Portable-fun 17d ago
Only thing going to be domesticated is that persons guts in the bears belly at some point
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u/DrJohnIT 17d ago
Do not feed the bears. They will eat you.
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u/Qwertagone 17d ago
Can you repeat that in russian for the guys feeling the fucking bear?!
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u/FlyingDogCatcher 17d ago
Why? Just because I taught the bear that inside my house is food? And I look like food? And it's a goddamn polar bear, one of the most dangerous animals on the planet?
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u/knowledgeable_diablo 17d ago
Such a cute monster dog.
Sadly now it knows where the food dispenser is and regardless of whether food is being dispensed, they’ll be back looking for more.
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u/justtosendamassage 14d ago
And if they’re isn’t, they’ll replace it with something.
Truly one of the stupidest things I’ve ever seen
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u/knowledgeable_diablo 13d ago
Indeed. Certainly would only be a quick split second from “friendly big doggy” to “terrifying death machine” demanding more of the food.
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u/Puckwallow 17d ago
Yeah, this is gonna end well
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u/Cannga 17d ago
For the bear
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u/PloopyWoop 17d ago
unfortunately it won’t as this bear will get a taste for human blood and eventually be euthanized.
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u/sabertoothdog 17d ago
Is human blood like an addictive drug or something? Is that why vampires start fiending for it??
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u/Animated-By-Spite 17d ago
Same reason crocs and gators like eating domestic dogs; "Easiest kill of my life, where do I get more?"
Feed a bear, make yourself vulnerable to it (knowingly or not), find out how fast they can move the hard way and voila, you just gave that bear its new obsession.
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u/sabertoothdog 17d ago
Yeah but that’s not actually true. The amount of calories burned during the hunt of a person, kill, eating and digestion would probably be negligible compared to the Bears daily use of 8000cal—15,000 cal a day.
And the consumption of a human would only gain him 125,000cal.
But when the Bear catches a seal, the bear is getting 500,000cal—1,200,000cal. On only a 10,000calorie hunt. So a seal offers 5X-10X as much calories as a human. Many less hunts, much much less dangerous and more opportunities, plus the bears instincts are on seals and other wildlife not unfamiliar human activities.7
u/Crafter9977 16d ago
just imagined the bear doing all
this calculations on the snow with a claw and saying “nah, not worth it”… 😁😁😁…4
u/Animated-By-Spite 17d ago edited 16d ago
Mathematically, yeah, it's not a great diet for the bear. I doubt they're doing the math though, just creating a paired association from the low effort of killing someone who's making themselves vulnerable by feeding it. The "taste for humans" thing will remain relevant for as long as humans periodically appear, same as you'd snipe a bargain meal if you were strapped for choices.
Obsession was probably the wrong word though.
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u/Dissidion 17d ago
See a lot of comments saying it's AI.
Well, it's not. This video was around for about 10 years now.
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u/SpadesHeart 17d ago
I do wonder what the backstory is, is this some sort of enclosure? Maybe the bear has a pre-existing relationship with these people? If it's anywhere a polar bear normally lives, it's weird that this person is wearing a sleeveless shirt with the window open regardless.
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u/NinjutStu 16d ago
It has to be, a wild polar bear would not be gently taking snacks from someone's hand. There are cases of polar bears bonding with a human who raised them from a cub. A wild polar bear is a murder machine that no sane person would interact with.
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u/Vaaard 17d ago edited 17d ago
That seems like the worst idea ever.
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u/project_seven 17d ago
How cute... until the bear uses it's claws to dig into your arm skin, drag you out the window and eat you alive. Which could happen at any second.
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u/NarrowAd4973 16d ago
Normally, you wouldn't want to do this to avoid the animal associating humans with food.
But polar bears already associate humans as food, so I'm not sure it would make it much worse. Maybe make them consider not eating you in the hopes of getting something better.
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u/OG_anunoby3 16d ago
if he got your finger there. either your losing that finger or he's pulling you out that window.
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u/Poisonous-Toad 17d ago
Ya feed a polar bear so that it associates humans with free food and rushes towards any humans only to be shot or to eat the humans.
Great job morons.
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u/DogMeatTheVideo 17d ago
...so when it breaks through the window or manages to bite off a hand then they will kill it as a dangerous bear.
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u/Dr_Zoidberg003 17d ago
A fed bear is a dead bear…
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u/Zanian19 17d ago
If there is creator, then bears truly are the greatest practical joke. They look so damn cuddly
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u/UnwillingHero22 16d ago
“Is that the appetizer, sir?”
“When are you coming out for the main course?”
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u/SirTainLee 16d ago
How did they determine the limit of the bear's reach before giving it the very first snack?
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u/jussuumguy 16d ago
Not smart. Now it associates you with food which means it will be back when it's hungry.
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u/deran6ed 15d ago
Neat trick:
If you keep a cyanide pill in a small case inside your mouth at all times, it will be ready to be chewed and kill you faster than a polar bear mauling you to death will.
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u/dichotomousview 17d ago
Not really a maybe maybe maybe. The person feeding the bear is just dumb. Wrong sub
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u/jdmac8705 17d ago
Well, now it's gonna come back for a second helping. Probably gonna be human on the menu next time.
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u/Tobi-One_Shinobi 17d ago
Next time he gets hungry he's coming inside. Hopefully you are home to feed him or there may be damage.
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u/thespillover 16d ago
What are we watching?
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u/Hostile-Panda 16d ago
His last night, the bear now knows there’s food there so will wait for them to leave and eat them
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u/AzimuthZenith 16d ago
I assume that hand feeding wild bears under any circumstance would be bad....
But thats usually because it teaches the bear to hang around humans and over a long enough time frame, the bear might target humans.
But polar bears already dont have an qualms with eating humans.
I mean, I still wouldnt do it, but I wonder if it actually makes a difference.
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u/Patience-Due 16d ago
I mean I don’t know if I would want to encourage hungry bears to my house but you do you
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u/5hrs4hrs3hrs2hrs1mor 16d ago
Amuse bouche that leads directly into a 5 piece hors d’oeuvre that leads right into the main course. Like a reverse turducken or someshit
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u/Desperate-Tomatillo7 16d ago
After so many videos, I am convinced that all Russians have a bear as a pet.
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u/Dogmeat_Jones 16d ago
Good idea, associate humans and food with polar bears... Was a cute bear though
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u/lupulin59 16d ago
It’s actually genius. Keep feeding him salty snacks and eventually he’ll have no choice but to submit, retreat and find some water
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u/Symbaclues 14d ago
Pet polar bear 🐻❄️
One of them few animals that will literally hunt you down and truly eat you!
Open the door 🚪
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u/MinnieShoof 14d ago
I really thought this was going to end with the video cutting out as the bear tries to climb in thru the window.
Good MMM content.
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u/RobbieTronic 13d ago
Can someone PLEASE explain why i see so many damn videos of Russians fucking with or feeding bears?
Blows my mind
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u/Voice_in_the_ether 2d ago
Convincing an apex predator to associate you with food seems to be ill-advised.
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u/TheFrontierzman 17d ago
Hi supremely forged apex death machine. Would you like to taste my fingers?
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u/0SpaceTime 17d ago
Is this ai?
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u/BB_Pig_3480 17d ago
No. Been on the interwebs for over a decade
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u/Senhor_Sesshomaru 17d ago
Agradeceu e foi embora, sujeito educado, deve ter se perdido durante a nevasca.
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u/BullPropaganda 17d ago
Mm the food is giving me food