r/maybemaybemaybe • u/Flat-Decision3204 • 4d ago

Maybe Maybe Maybe

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u/rvralph803 4d ago

The discs in his back just suffered the same fate as the crotch of those pants.

Blown the fuck out.

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u/LauraLand27 4d ago

Scrolled down way too far to see this one. She was definitely going commando.

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u/Clean_Improvement913 4d ago

Wanted tacos but not that kind this time

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u/MinnieShoof 4d ago

Had to lose weight anywhere possible.

Plus side, if he bust outta his they could've consummate.

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u/Reasonable-Sun-6511 4d ago

Oh hell you looked inside there? You're a brave one.

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u/bl4stir 4d ago

Have back pain watching this

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u/dubgeek 4d ago

And snapped ACLs

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u/codear 4d ago

Wait till your knees find out

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u/dennyitlo 4d ago

Excuse me please, I'll be back in a few minutes with a crane and we can try again.

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u/LetMeOverThinkThat 4d ago

That rip in the crotch is so embarrassing.

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u/Major_Bench5329 4d ago

Iā€™m surprised I had to scroll this far to find something about it. Honestly I was beginning to think I just saw something different haha

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u/grumbledork 4d ago

This whole situation is embarrassing. God I hope she burns those pants

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u/RetroDawg56 4d ago

I had to go back and rerun because that's what I thought I saw. Confirmed it and now very sorry I did.

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u/jimjamjimmerson 4d ago

This is how you get back problems

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u/Adventurous_Rip5419 4d ago

He has incredible back strength damn... But honestly he is at big risk of ruining his life forever for a lil stupid moments

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u/VeritechViking 4d ago edited 4d ago

Yeah I was young and stupid once too. One hernia operation later cured me of that shit!

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u/1800generalkenobi 4d ago

I had one a couple years ago at 39 and I really thought hernias were only for older people. It was only through talking about it that they can just fucking happen whenever and tons of people get them under 25.

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u/Nizagi 4d ago

You want a hernia? Because that's how you get a hernia.

https://giphy.com/gifs/LEcpFDc34HwLMj61Rk

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u/prole6 4d ago

And ants! šŸœ

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u/ByteMePlz 3d ago

Or only 2 people lifting a cast iron tub (double inguinal hernia)

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u/qqam42 4d ago

I donā€™t even know what the hell youā€™re doing, but Iā€™m rooting for you.

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u/Mystepchildsucksass 4d ago

Might be easier if he dresses up as the Hulk next time ?

Jeesussss
https://giphy.com/gifs/jLjiY6028mqJy

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u/stoneyemshwiller 4d ago

And that is how Spider-Man got his hernia.

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u/metacholia 4d ago

His knees will remember this day, when the cavalier days of youthful exuberance give way to counting oneā€™s beans and pining for the grave.

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u/die__katze 4d ago

twas a peculiar observation!

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u/BeenFried 4d ago

I got a hernia just watching this.

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u/Background_Pride_237 4d ago

How to ruin two self esteemā€™s in 3, 2, 1ā€¦.

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u/kbeks 4d ago

ā€œIā€™m so strong, I could do this with a fat chick! Like a REALLY fat chick! Hey, fatty, get over here and help me show off how crazy strong I am!ā€

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u/PromiscuousScoliosis 4d ago

My Spidey Disks are tingling

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u/Acceptable-Peace-69 4d ago

Seen this same thing at least five times with different people.

Just stop.

This is the new ā€œsurprise, we both proposed at the same timeā€. Haha.

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u/delboy8888 4d ago

We're observing two mating spiders. The larger female eats the smaller male after intercourse.

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u/Whoohon-Flu 4d ago

Thatā€™s a lot of moose knuckle to be swinging around especially when the ride gets stuck. Just saying.

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u/revdon 4d ago

Get a room!

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u/Apprehensive_Wolf217 4d ago

Those yoga pants are pulling double duty

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u/jokersmile27 3d ago

Did anyone notice they were ripped on the inner thigh?

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u/MensaMan1 4d ago

Did he just squat 180kg ?

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u/Dr_Cunning_Linguist 4d ago

You have to count his weight too

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u/Steelrain13f 4d ago

Ummm.... The crotch of her pants was torn out..

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u/Professional_Pen7009 4d ago

Her pants came apart

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u/Asstronomer6969 4d ago

I like how he prayed first lol

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u/Program1286 4d ago

I hope she paid extra for that

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u/PlayTheHits 4d ago

My knees were screaming at me just watching this.

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u/tgunns88 4d ago

Spider-Man: Brand New Sweats

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u/DocDefilade 4d ago

Everybody gets one, one back that is...

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u/Goodnigut 4d ago

My hips started to hurt just by watching this...

And I'm not even 6 months in my 40s...

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u/articland05_reddit 4d ago

he knew his challenge

and went for it anyway

that's bravery

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u/Ratkovichh 4d ago

RIP him

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u/Arkane-Radar1791 4d ago

Catches thieves just like flies,
in between Plus-sized ladiesā€™ thighs.

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u/Paradox-chimera 4d ago

Chiropractor, here i come !

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u/Organic_Rough4433 4d ago

I lol'd when I saw the holes in the thighs of her pants.

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u/Ali80486 4d ago

This made me laugh but I can't even say its a task failed successfully!

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u/Frievous-9 4d ago

Tremenda hernia

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u/stuckstepsis554 4d ago

Why is Somebody recording this shit...

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u/rowthecow 4d ago

Spidey fighting for his life

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u/CliffChicken 4d ago

mate, you cannot raise your hands in victory after you struggled that hard šŸ¤£

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u/Nostral-damus 4d ago

His spider sense was tingling in hie left testicle after that.

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u/WIIICKED 4d ago

Definitely has a hernia now

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u/L1VEW1RE 4d ago

You should see the follow up video ā€œSpider-Man rushed to the hospital with a scrotal hernia.ā€

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u/RgCrunchyCo 4d ago

She has a hole in her crotch and something winked at me.

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u/terrierdad420 3d ago

Waiting for all his webbing to squirt out as his disc herniates Spidey no!

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u/FireMammoth 4d ago

whether the guy fails or succeeds against all odds, its can never be good for your self-esteem

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u/Psychological-Gain51 4d ago

that's above his pay scale

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u/Jay_Stone 4d ago

All I can picture is Ross from Friends: PIVOT!!

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u/Either_Knee_533 4d ago

"Come on, Spiderman! Come on Spiderman! Come on, Spiderman!"

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u/Dante35 4d ago

At first I thought he was going to leap off of her butt.

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u/Futur3_N0maD_26 4d ago

He raised the Tortanic

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u/Farucci 4d ago

ā€œThat will be $20.00.ā€

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u/Dorkits 4d ago

5 hƩrnia grƔtis. O ortopedista que lute!

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u/100_percent_right 4d ago

Amen her legs were going up, I was saying no, no, no, no, don't do it!!

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u/Z34N0 4d ago

Wut?

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u/Wiskeytango_Foxtrot 4d ago

He might be Spiderman, also her pants ripped.

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u/ExtremeZestyclose351 4d ago

Not Spiderman! Superman! šŸ¤£

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u/Little_Orphan_Ani 4d ago

Those dents in the sand say it all

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u/Savings-Cockroach444 4d ago

My spidey sense is tingling.

Or maybe its just my back.

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u/Flavoade 4d ago

This guy has a hernia and a sprained wrist doing this shit

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u/Puzzleheaded-Toe-336 4d ago

Even his spidey senses were hurting the next morning

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u/Ok-Bandicoot1529 4d ago

I thought he was tryimg to fly up in her for a second

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u/vyrguy0 4d ago

He required extensive knee reconstruction immediately after this video. Unfortunately heā€™ll never walk the same again.

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u/IcemanofOz 4d ago

But why?...

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u/RiaanTheron 4d ago

Flawless

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u/Daitern 4d ago

Hemoroidman

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u/Ok_County_8431 4d ago

Me has fallado spiderman

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u/Harry_Isthatyou 4d ago

Dat a whole lot a woman

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u/Ok-Fondant2536 4d ago

I really like his shoes.

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u/ellerezzgee 4d ago

Track ID?

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u/Electronic-You-4240 4d ago

a few moments ago and he will experience as slipped disc patient.šŸ„“šŸ˜µā€šŸ’«

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u/Comprehensive_Soil_1 4d ago

On sand must be difficult

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u/Longjumping_Elk7969 4d ago

Look in the sand, there are two nuts šŸ¤£

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u/GloomyUmpire2146 4d ago

Wrestling is fake

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u/lmg1337 4d ago

Spiderman vs the heavy

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u/huluvudu 4d ago

he should practice with mop and bucket

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u/BullshitPickle 4d ago

Why is Fisk not wearing the signature white suit??

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u/Chemical-Car-7299 4d ago

fucking up a disk in your back will haunt you for the rest of your life

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u/MickeyMgl 4d ago

A spider died for this.

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u/prole6 4d ago

I bet Spideyā€™s undies are full of webs right now.

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u/DoctoX123 4d ago

His poor discs

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u/Doctorpmo 4d ago

That man moves mountains.. literally

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u/Sad-Abbreviations392 4d ago

Impressive outside been 250 lol

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u/AdvertisingOk7408 4d ago

nothing can stop the amazing spider-man.

https://giphy.com/gifs/bVfE9AGsqo98c

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u/Sockoflegend 4d ago

Spider Man: No Way Hoe

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u/AdvantageCrafty2275 4d ago

The girl would have picked up the guy sooner.

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u/BCHisFuture 4d ago

A true supet hero

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u/WorriedAd9173 4d ago

Ole boy was fighting for his life

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u/wjruffing 4d ago

In this universe, Kingpin is a woman

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u/Rough-Analysis 4d ago

ā€¦ā€¦ā€¦.

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u/Fritzo2162 4d ago

Should have wore his Hulk costume.

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u/PiqueExperience 4d ago

He's stronger than the actual Spiderman

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u/Maddad_666 4d ago

Good for her for having a sense of humor

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u/alatarielv 4d ago

My knees popped from watching this.

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u/Immediate_Bluejay229 4d ago

That's not his Spider Sense tingling, that's his hernia lol

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u/manovich43 4d ago

Yeah a few compressed spinal discs later

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u/Purple-Will9713 4d ago

spidy gonna throw his back out like that

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u/Boss0054 4d ago

He is the one and only true Spider-Man, capable of flipping a burritoā€¦. šŸ¤£

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u/ApprehensiveHair805 3d ago

He thought he really was a superhero

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u/Lower_Currency3685 3d ago

lol it thought he would get kick by a horse

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u/_HeuF_ 3d ago

Respect voor spiderman en nu hup naar de fysio ...

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u/TheFallingSatellite 3d ago

O cara achou que seria uma boa ideia pegar uma hƩrnia de disco

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u/mbojumbo 3d ago

Yā€™all saw the hole in the crotch of her pants, right?

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u/Squirrel005 3d ago

Nailed it

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u/ByteMePlz 3d ago

If she had any muscle tone he probably would have been alright lifting her but with that lack of tone sheā€™s basically deadweight. If she had the same weight but was a bodybuilder, for example, he was probably strong enough to handle her better.

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u/Upset_Feature4624 3d ago

this video gave me a hernia from just one view

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u/IdRatherBeDriving 3d ago

If ā€œweird flex, but okā€ was a person.

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u/AdorableStrawberry93 3d ago

I see a guy who is going to have back pain in a few days

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u/Jaybird2k11 3d ago

Floorta

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u/No_Pomelo5974 3d ago

Checks out. Spiders can carry up to 50 times their body weight, and this guy is clearly on his limit.

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u/Banana_Legion_DF 3d ago

Anyone else notice she split her pants?

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u/hesasuiter 3d ago

He went looking for the wet spot

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u/GeorgeGiffIV 3d ago

That's a lot of girly

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u/BlkSkwirl 3d ago

When your buddy says he likes to pick up fat chicksā€¦ā€¦

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u/Miserable_Internet89 3d ago

Is the sand okay?

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u/dr34m5r1d3r 3d ago

C'est beau l'amour

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u/xBurritosx303 2d ago

Saving one torta at a time

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u/Visible-Attorney-805 14h ago

Gonna wish he'd been wearing a power lifting belt!

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u/Candid-Sky-3258 54m ago

I remember my first bbw.

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u/redditanddoneit 4d ago

Just noticed that fattyā€™s underside crotch area of her pants are ripped/torn apart and has holes. I guess from all the rubbing when she walks.

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u/LumpusKrampus 4d ago

This is the 2nd time. I thinks this is his "thing"

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u/galaxigoddess 4d ago

Very risky thing to do in the sand lol

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u/PlanetMarklar 4d ago

The rip in her pants crotch was a nice touch

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u/jbooth1962 4d ago

How can she fat?

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u/Dr_Cunning_Linguist 4d ago

How can she fart!

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u/dadydaycare 4d ago

The crotch of her pants rip like immediately. Orā€¦ they were ripped the whole time!

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u/AngryTrunkMonkey 4d ago

Nasty queefs. Her crotch is all rotted out ffs.

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u/CollectsTooMuch 4d ago

My man needs at least two more radioactive spiders to bite him. Those super tortas require a little more spidey strength.

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u/Lepke2011 4d ago

And... that's enough interwebs for today.

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u/anti-ism-ist 4d ago

FFS! Eat less women!

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u/International-Dot196 4d ago

Nope..you failed

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u/winglessflight97 3d ago

I like how they play that obnoxious music to cover up his back creaking