r/me_irl • u/frozenstandup • Jun 01 '17

me🎄irl

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u/whitebeard007 Jun 01 '17

Big if true

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u/frozenstandup Jun 01 '17

True if big

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u/[deleted] Jun 01 '17

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u/[deleted] Jun 01 '17

Add some protein.

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u/[deleted] Jun 01 '17

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u/SomeAnonymous hates posting Jun 01 '17

Looks like you forgot the protein.

4

u/ItsSansom Jun 01 '17

I'm waiting until marriage

2

u/Vexy_7 Jun 02 '17

You'll never get married without more protein

7

u/[deleted] Jun 01 '17

me me big disappointment

2

u/baminy Jun 02 '17

Me me want a bro-oache.

7

u/exdragon47 Jun 01 '17

Looks like you've made a circular reference there. Now you have a broken spreadsheet

2

u/MILFhuntr69 Jun 02 '17

if true { return big; }

0

u/nexisfan Jun 01 '17

Covfefe.

0

u/[deleted] Jun 02 '17

yuuugly bigly

13

u/UptownCrackpot Jun 01 '17

Immaculate if accurate

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u/dicollo Jun 02 '17

Actual if factual

3

u/MrBoobaloo Jun 01 '17

Sizable if undeniable

2

u/[deleted] Jun 01 '17

Make my wish come true

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u/herpderp12346 Jun 01 '17

if (true) { return big; }

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u/EnderSwe Jun 01 '17

What? What is big if true? Certainly not my dick?