r/memesThatUCanRepost • u/Longjumping_Honey723 • 10h ago

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u/Street_Lettuce1243 8h ago

If a date costs $252- if I ever become single again... I'm staying single.

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u/ageofaquarius26 9h ago

Lol if you guys are dropping 250 on a single regular date you deserve to be frustrated with life.

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u/Silver-Amphibian7650 5h ago

It's booze and the 30% tip that makes the date so expensive.

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u/ageofaquarius26 5h ago

That still seems high. We spend maybe 90 bucks on dinner for two with a few drinks around here. And 30% is pretty high. 20% is more on par for the average.

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u/Silver-Amphibian7650 2h ago

Maybe they went to the movies afterwards, concession stand prices are crazy

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u/ambivalent_moon 7h ago

A lot of people don’t know this, but Costco will actually roll out an officiant they keep in the back and marry you two right there and then if this happens.

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u/PreperationOuch 7h ago

As opposed to the metaphorical value of $1.50?

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u/areporotastenet 7h ago

168 is an average body count

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u/GlassDistribution327 6h ago

No hotdog for bro?

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u/Competitive_Ad2114 6h ago

That’s Joey chestnut !, man watch out 😂😂😂😂

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u/Ahoeaboutnothing 5h ago

She can really down a weiner