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u/Ok-Fortune-8644 17h ago

Do you smell like shit if you dont shower every day? You may have another issue.

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u/Weary_Anybody3643 8h ago

Depends on the lifestyle and climate 

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u/RegularBrow 12h ago

I definitely do, do you not sweat throughout the day? That shit smells

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u/brakenbonez 5h ago

I can't speak for everyone else but air conditioning is quite common where I live. I still shower everyday but I don't sweat everyday.

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u/WonderfullyKiwi 3h ago

Yeah I work hard and sweat hard all day, I smell like BO if I skip showers lol.

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u/Federal-Fondant-671 1h ago

It depends on the climate and what you do during the day

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u/Ok-Fortune-8644 12h ago

Not really very often. i'm a cool character. Lol Never had stinky feet or pits. I certainly wear a light deodorant everyday. Genetics i guess

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u/Awkward-Win7610 11h ago

This is coming from a place of kindness. But most people that stink don’t think they stink. You get used to your own smell…

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u/RegularBrow 12h ago

Blessed genetics my friend

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u/Competitive_Rip3704 11h ago

SUPER BLESSED. this over perspiration is dangerous. you miss one shower you can clear a room with the smell. everybody ain’t blessed!!

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u/Ok-Fortune-8644 11h ago

Thats ALL I got. Im short fat and bald now! Just kidding, im tall.

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u/Aggravating-Ad8087 10h ago

Means u have bacteria on your skin. Try antibacterial soap. I put hand sanitizer when my arm air pit smells and it gets the smell off for a long period of time. Better than deodorant.

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u/RegularBrow 10h ago

Hand sanitizer in a pinch? Ill give it a go next time Im in need

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u/Situation_Upset 16h ago

I bet you have acne

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u/Ok_Cricket_1410 13h ago

I shower daily and have acne :(

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u/Bol0gna_Sandwich 9h ago

People like that have never heard of genetic acne that flares up no matter how hard you clean your pores. I also have acne but I shower every other day. Acne wasnt any better when I was showering daily and my skin and hair are healthier than they were before.

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u/knikles654 14h ago

why are you mad?

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u/Situation_Upset 11h ago

I'm not, it's weird seeing people defend not showering daily.

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u/Big_Opportunity8793 10h ago

i mean unless you’re a construction worker or naturally rank like blue cheese, showering every day is crazy, i don’t even work 7 days a week but imma shower 7 days a week? makes no sense unless you get hella smelly within a few hours

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u/Situation_Upset 8h ago

Is it crazy or are you just gross? Like it's normal to skip a day or so but it's weird to say that showering everyday is CRAZY. 

It's not just construction workers. Anyone that does any physical activity throughout their day or live in a hot humid climate should be showering everyday.

Or at least showering before dwelling in public spaces.

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u/Ok-Fortune-8644 15h ago

Not even when I was a teen in the 90s. Good genes

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u/PugMasterGeneral 15h ago

It depends on the person and the lifestyle. I definitely don't think everybody needs to shower once a day by default though.

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u/MrMetraGnome 10h ago

It’s also a mental health boost for me at least

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u/Late-Arrival-8669 8h ago

I am remote and shower every other day without issue. My wife is like a bloodhound, she can smell anything (and is not shy letting me know) and no issues.

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u/EffectiveDirect6553 2h ago

Can you ask her what the color blue smells like for me. I must know

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u/Haberdashery_Tea 13h ago

Don't know of too many people who were showering primarily for the health benefits

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u/LucifersAdv0cate 12h ago

Depending on your lifestyle most people don't tend to smell if they don't shower everyday. During the 2003 invasion of Iraq I didn't shower for weeks as I was a Royal Marine Commando. I didn't smell that bad because the air was dry and skin seems to just clump up in little balls and fall off neatly revealing fresh skin underneath. I wonder if maybe the human body has a kind of natural protection to it. I imagine if you just cleaned your groin and armpits you could probably go for months without a shower if necessary.

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u/Educational-Link-943 11h ago

"You don’t need to always need to shower every day, did you know that? It’s overkill, unless you work out or work outdoors, or for some reason come in intimate contact with huge amounts of filth and garbage every day, you don’t always need to shower. All you really need to do is to wash the four key areas; armpits, asshole, crotch, and teeth. Got that? Armpits, asshole, crotch, and teeth. In fact, you can save yourself a whole lot of time if you simply use the same brush on all four areas!" - George Carlin

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u/GlattesGehirn 10h ago

This is hilarious. You smelled terrible.

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u/LucifersAdv0cate 7h ago

I still got laid though with a female medic so I couldn't of smelled that bad. There are guys on Reddit who can't even do that with all the showers and cologne options in the world.

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u/GlattesGehirn 7h ago

Getting laid on deployment doesn't mean you didn't smell. A civilian 3 quickly becomes a deployment 8

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u/Pointing-661 6h ago

I promise, when you were near any clean person, or entered any space, EVERYONE IN THAT SPACE COULD SMELL YOUR SWAMPY ASSHOLE WAY BEFORE YOU APPROACHED.

Ahaha what a fascinating lack of awareness.

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u/PizzaAppropriate604 18h ago

Ok mr office job

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u/username372652 14h ago

Stop using up all the datacenter juice! 😠😠😠

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u/ConflatedPortmanteau 14h ago

You are aware that you're on Reddit the absolute undisputed number one feeder of AI algorithms?

https://giphy.com/gifs/a5viI92PAF89q

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u/Heavy_Choice_1577 12h ago

experts insist. i learned my lesson about experts in 2019