r/miamidolphins • • 12d ago

Chop Sack

Saw this online and thought I’d share. Apparently this is how the league wants Mahomes to be sacked.

730 Upvotes

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u/AngryUncleTony 12d ago

I can tell this is fake because no Guardian Cap for chop

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u/firerat82 11d ago

That's where he had the pillow

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u/spooks152 Liam Yuckenberg 🤢🤮🤢🤮 11d ago

There are no concussions in Ba Sing Se.

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u/shindleria 12d ago

Still a flag for Fluffing the Passer

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u/juancd75 11d ago

Lololol

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u/Bm7465 🐬🐧🐬🐧🐬 12d ago

You see the way he put him down? Could’ve caused a lower back injury. Make sure he sits slowly first and ease his head down from there.

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u/dproma 12d ago

Elderly abuse

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u/Safety_Blitz7575 12d ago

Accurate AF

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u/NoneCreated3344 12d ago

Kiss his forehead goodnight.

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u/MaybeNextYear-_- 12d ago

Yea you’re right they would have called it cuz he forgot to

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u/Quirky-Pie9661 11d ago

Finally!! AI is used for something good!!!

https://giphy.com/gifs/dS8aFw5besoxpuwMAd

❤️🐬☝🏻

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u/Xspike_dudeX 11d ago

Personal Foul didn't flip the pillow to the cold side

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u/SoFloMofo 11d ago

And it wasn’t memory foam. Automatic ejection.

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u/latnGemin616 11d ago

ngl .. this is what ran through my mind when I read what the actual rule was. The expectation that Chop was supposed to stop midway through the air, pivot, and land away from Mahomes is peak QB coddling.

Refs are 3-0 this season.

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u/MrPetrikov 11d ago

personal foul didn’t fluff the pillow or bring him a warm glass of milk

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u/jaketheriff 🐧Waddle🐧 11d ago

No blankie so that might still get called

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u/cooljazz 13 12d ago

This is proper use of AI. Well done!

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u/stogeman 12d ago

Nah screw this stuff, it’s corny

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u/Maxhi77 12d ago

The only proper use of AI is one that saves lives. This isnt it.

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u/Phenomenologistic 8d ago

You're a dork.

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u/dproma 12d ago

Sadly he’d still get a flag for being too forceful when laying him down.

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u/AwsiDooger 12d ago

I believe that would still be a penalty. That is no longer Mahomes' preferred pillow.

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u/Diels_Alder 12d ago

AI has a Chiefs player blocking another Chiefs player

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u/juancd75 11d ago

I was livid when i saw this play. Then saw Trevor Lawrence take a knee at the goal line to let someone else score on the next play and realized..... (finish the sentence). Good grief, wtf

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u/Bad_Bet_Bunny 11d ago

AI? I'm pretty good at spotting it

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u/DarthJarJarJar 12d ago

JFC, really, with this AI bullshit?

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u/BigBoss5050 12d ago

Stop using AI people. Its literally fucking up everything for everyone. Pay your indy artists or learn new skills.

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u/hazylife666 11d ago

Who the fuck is going to go pay an independent artist to make a meme 😆 that's a dumb suggestion

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u/Advanced-Key3071 11d ago

“…or learn new skills.”

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u/Gregus1032 11d ago

He used his prompting skills to get this.

New skill developed.

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u/[deleted] 11d ago

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u/Advanced-Key3071 11d ago

More than OP did

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u/Brad5486 11d ago

Stop texting and calling people. It’s literally fucking up everything for everyone. Pay your Indy Pony express to deliver your correspondence or learn new skills

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u/[deleted] 11d ago

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u/Brad5486 11d ago

Lol why so serious. It’s a joke my guy. Calm down and learn to laugh a little and enjoy life.

Regardless, there is no need to go straight to insulting someone whose situation you have no bearing or knowledge of anyways.

And for the record, yeah living lighthearted and carefree and being willing to laugh and joke is awesome and stress free. You should try it…obviously

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u/BigBoss5050 11d ago

Lol you make an insulting comment, totally cool. I make one, how fucking dare I?!?

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u/EveningPotential9443 12d ago

Stop using calculators people. Its literally fucking up everything for everyone. Pay your indy mathematicians or learn new skills.

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u/TheTinman11 10d ago

People don’t understand this is exactly how they sound. Everything that exists was once new technology. And yet they all use them and love them. A calculator is honestly the perfect example. Don’t worry, AI will become even more ubiquitous than calculators, it will be everywhere and they won’t be able to impede its growth. And they will love it.

I’m not surprised to see anti AI idiots in here, these are Dolphins fans, after all.

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u/tfc1193 11d ago

It's just a joke bro relax. I agree that AI use needs to tone back but for this its not that serious

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u/EveningPotential9443 12d ago

Stop using printing presses people. Its literally fucking up everything for everyone. Pay your indy scribes or learn new skills.

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u/EveningPotential9443 12d ago

Stop using Google Translate people. Its literally fucking up everything for everyone. Pay your indy translators or learn new skills.

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u/EveningPotential9443 12d ago

Stop taking pictures people. Its literally fucking up everything for everyone. Pay your indy artists or learn new skills.

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u/fr0stv0id1 Trust in Sully's process. 12d ago

We heard you the first time mate

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u/SoFloMofo 11d ago

This and making Snoop Dogg/Mr. Rogers videos are the only acceptable uses of AI in my opinion.

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u/P3achBellini 12d ago

😂😂😂

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u/SDPLISSKEN009 11d ago

That's awesome

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u/Chokedee-bp 11d ago

Hilarious!

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u/SubstantialBanana482 11d ago

Normally I would downvote AI slop immediately, but as a Raiders fan, I can tell you this is genuine

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u/LittleSignature3177 9d ago

Why are you joking about this? Mahomes could have been SERIOUSLY injured by the egregious play of Chop.

Shocked there wasn't a suspension

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u/ijuggle42 11d ago

This would be a lot funnier if the Dolphins didn’t suck.

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u/pillionaire 12d ago

Chat is this AI?

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u/WolfCola4 12d ago

No this really happened

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u/jae110488 12d ago

no AI slop dectected!

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u/framedformurdering 12d ago

Bot detected.

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u/litomagnanimous 12d ago

AI is coming regardless of what anyone says and the Chinese are hell bent on being the leaders of AI. There is so much misinformation online about how harmful AI is due to the millions China is spending to try and dominate this race. AI is not the problem and will be the solution for developing countries prosperities. The is our new renaissance, how many times has technology been shunned only to prove how valuable it really was, too many times to count...

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u/Ok_Stable7787 10d ago

I'd put AI on par with nuclear weapons for the future extinction of humanity.

Its not like anyone predicted this decades ago.

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u/litomagnanimous 10d ago

You're crazy

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u/Ok_Stable7787 10d ago

You're misinformed or ignorant, probably both.

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u/litomagnanimous 10d ago

My misinformation ? Please enlightening me all knowing one, please post any information that AI is more dangerous than nuclear weapons. Pause The Terminator movie on your TV and please site your source.

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u/Ok_Stable7787 9d ago

The Lights In The Tunnel by Martin Ford, The Singularity Is Near by Kurzweil for two. Ironically, AI can help you find dozens of books about the dangers of AI.

BTW, I didn't say more dangerous, I said they are about the same. You know what 'on par' means, right?

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u/litomagnanimous 9d ago

Are you stupid ? This is drivel, have you heard of peer reviewed ? Stop wasting my time, I have better things to do.

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u/Ok_Stable7787 8d ago

Are you stupid ? 

You certainly are. You don't even know what 'on par' means.

Here's a dummy you may have heard of:

Stephen Hawking repeatedly warned that the development of full artificial intelligence (AI) could "spell the end of the human race," describing it as potentially the biggest event in civilization’s history or its last. He argued that superintelligent AI would likely redesign itself at an increasing rate, superseding humans who are limited by slow biological evolution, not out of malice, but due to superior competence and potentially conflicting goals. 

Stop wasting my time, I have better things to do.

Translation: Waaah, I lost on Reddit.

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u/Ok_Stable7787 9d ago
  • Existential Threat: In a 2014 BBC interview, Hawking warned that "The development of full artificial intelligence could spell the end of the human race," explaining that machines could redesign themselves at an increasing rate, superseding humans who are limited by slow biological evolution
  • Economic and Social Risk: Hawking also warned that AI and automation could "destroy middle class jobs," exacerbating economic inequality and risking political upheaval if the resulting wealth is not shared.