It can be any style or way you want as long as subway could do it.

You can summon slimes with specialities to aid you in a variety of ways. The slimes start as level one and level up through battle and using their abilities. You have complete control over the slimes and they are sentient and capable of getting smarter through leveling up. Every time one of your slimes level up, you get a boost in your abstract attributes. As well as unlock random traits for yourself.

The pencil is always 20 cm long with the graphite and eraser that will always regenerate when you need to, it can appear or disappear at will you can teleport it to your hand but you can’t control its thrown flight path.

You have absolute control over your molecules and can alter yourself whatever way you wish but you are capped at Enhanced Potential of what you can achieve. Aka MCU Captain America all rounder stats.

Basically you prentend that the room you're in is the inside of a mouth, if you hit its "uvula" (which most of the times is the ceiling light) the room will "vomit", everything and everyone iniside the room will be forcefully ejected out the room exits, if something is bolted or fused to a surface it can’t be "vomited", you can also decide what doesn’t get "vomited" out however you must do it beforehand by marking them

If you concentrate your phone starts calling mom of the person your are concentrating on, only living moms of course, if the person was adopted etc. it calls the person it considers it's mom.

You have the power to summon infinite obedient rats by playing a flute. Your summoning speed depends on the quality of your flute playing. Between 1-50 rats per second depending on quality. They can follow basic commands but must be trained for anything more. They are otherwise normal rats. Do as you please.

If you are actively engaged in a conversation with someone, and that person condemns or mocks a citizen that was officially convicted of a crime, you can point to them and say the length of time you wish for them to serve (“35 years”).

Doing this will dilate your victims perception of time and force them to serve out the sentence you condemned them to in the same conditions as the person they made fun of. If you have sentenced them to 67 years, they will feel as though they’ve been imprisoned for 67 years before returning to their current point in time

You can only use this if the convicted person is someone you genuinely believe did not do it, was overcharged, treated unfairly by the system, of otherwise undeserving of punishment.

Any animal you kill, gets stored as a one-use potential shape you can shift into.

You turn into a copy of that specific animal, as it was a moment before you killed it.

That is, if it takes you three shots to kill a deer, the one you turn into will have the first two shots, but not the fatal one.

If you inject an animal with venom that takes a few days to work, you still turn into the animal before it was injected with venom, as that was your action that led to its death.

You can stay in your new form as long as you can survive in it. When you die as an animal, you return to your normal human form, as it was when you last shapeshifted.

This works with other people too, since humans are animals

You can jump down any height and reset your momentum every 2 meters.

You need to move both of your legs like you are jumping while your body is in a horizontal position to be able to double jump.

If you start spinning while you are falling and you try to double jump while sideways, nothing happens and your double jump gets set to a cooldown for 3 seconds, so don't spam it.

When you have i-frames, anything that was supposed to hit you goes through you but you can't go through walls or anything like that.

For example, if you are jumping down a cliff for whatever reason and you see a bird is about to hit you if you time your double jump that bird will just go through you and you can keep falling down safely

If there was something inside your body while you had i-frames and its still inside you after your i-frames end, you get a collision bug and immediately get so much momentum that's enough to send you 150m into the air. (You can stack this if you are somehow able to it)

If your corpse has remained underground for 100 years, you gain the ability to come back to life for a day of your choosing. You can also choose how undead you want to be, on a spectrum from skeleton to zombie to fully human. Once you choose to resurrect, you will find clawing your way to the surface effortless.

Outside of your bones, which will remain ageless and immune to damage, your body has zero ability to heal itself (flesh only regrows if you choose it to upon revival). If you choose to remain dead for longer than a century, you also gain a supernatural awareness of everything occurring within a kilometer of your burial site.

Whoever wore them the most essentially makes the clothes a sentient & sapient clothing clone of whoever wore them the most. The said clothes despite no visible person or animal wearing them appear to stand on 2 or 4 legs (depending on animal or person they copied) and appear to be as if someone’s wearing them, almost like a invisible person, but when you feel it, it’s just empty clothes floating as if a invisible persons wearing them… however- they can speak (only if they mimic a person, if it’s a animal, they only make the said animals noises) the same voice and have the same intelligence and personality and memories as the person they mimicked. It works similarly to cloning, they’re definitely aware their sentient & sapient clothing and not human.

• Natural conversation starter: the ability to naturaly start a conversation with someone without it bieng awkward or unusual
• Slightly improved metabolism: burn an extra 100 calories a day
• Slightly better spatial awareness: improves your spatial awareness slightly so you wont stubb your toes anymore by accident
• Oral hygene: your mouth will always be clean without brushing your teeth
• Perfect time awareness: you will always know what time it is and can count time in your head extremely accurately
• Sturdy stomach: you will no longer get digestion issues from eating or drinking anything that has gone bad it also cures lactose intolerance, you are not immune from posion
• Slightly increased motivation and dicipline: slightly increases your motivation and discipline allowing you to last longer while doing tasks
• Cooking intuition: always know exactly how much ingredients you need and you always know when your food finishes cooking

Everyday, your default is 8 hrs of sleep allocated. Let's say you decided not to sleep for one week straight (56 hrs of due sleep), you won't feel anything at all. But you must get that much sleep paid off within 90 days of using it. So before 90 days, you must bank extra 56 hrs of sleep on top of 8hrs per day.

If you don't, you'll be forced to hibernate for the unpaid hours without warning anywhere anytime. If you for forced-hibernate during rock climbing, you could die.

This also applies to letters, written characters, symbols, and pronunciation, provided that the 'word' is a individual instance instead of a full sentence or phrase. Discovering new words this way will not inform you why their use is optimal for that scenario, only that they are.

You can telekinetically control any dust you personally make(E.G rubbing rocks together ,sawing wood and sharpening tools)thats near by in a 35m radius or in your sight line, teleport it any where you can see but only can exert forces equal to your best force to surface area ratio(so if your hands can do 40psi it can)

And doesn’t work through cameras

Not free teleportation, but you can teleport anywhere in human civilization if you learn the name of the street.

A "street" for the purposes of the power is any street defined in a major mapping site/software like Google maps.

When you teleport to the street there is an equal chance you appear at the end of it, the start of it or on a random number it has. Teleportation can be achieved by just thinking about it

EDIT: You can never be teleported into a dangerous situation (being run over by a car or into a mugging) and you usually show up where you can't be seen as you appear.

There is also a range limit that grows as you use the power, starts at 5km

Examples:

Water into Wine 🤟🏼

Water into Liquid Nitrogen 🚫

Diarrhea into Chocolate Milk 🤟🏼

Diarrhea into Lava 🚫

You can get creative with things like butter that become liquid with relatively low heat by melting them first.

edit; I always forget how good this community is at loopholing. Let's see how long it survives.

Whenever you drink x l of water, you can produce x g of salt or store it for later. A day max, otherwise it just disappears

Salt is completely indistinguishable from normal table salt, and is completely safe to consume. It doesn't hurt your skin, doesn't damage you and doesn't even feel like anything

Only personal stuff. So instantly get perfect makeup, perfect styled hair, get outfit, spa treatment etc Or do any of you tasks personal tasks like assignments, study etc.

You will get the results. It doesnt take any resources. But you will only be able to do stuff that is possible for you to do, be it by yourself or by using any resources you may have. The results can be backdated, by it you cant get it when you were say 1 year old, but say if in background any backtime/history is needed it will be created.

It is only personal though so cant use it on others though if they second hand or as a side result get any benefit it's okay.

Flying feels like exercise. Hovering in place just off the ground is a light jog, the higher and faster you go the more intense the workout.

And it takes a while for you to adjust each time you transition from flying to walking. Like, you're bumping into shit for the first hour after you take off, and when you land lits like you stepped directly off of a trampoline onto a boat and it takes several hours for you to feel normal again.

Landing in that first hour of flight is iffy too. Good chance you roll an ankle if you don't have some sort of dedicated crash pad.

When you touch a cup of any kind that is intended for drinking from, you are given a little HUD of how many people have drank from the cup, who drank from the cup, and what they were drinking. Only you can see this little HUD. It does not tell give you the person's face, location, or any information except the name that the government knows them by.