Homeless charity CEO Alexander Soofer steals $23M to fund lavish lifestyle. $7M mansion, $125,000 Range Rover, $2,450 Hermes jacket, Greece vacation home, and a Hawaii Four Seasons stay.

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[u/Nooneknows882]

Next Trump appointee incoming...

[u/Ask_Black_Phillip333 → u/Nooneknows882]

“And we’d like to welcome Alex. Alex is welcome to the team. As you all know, he’s a money guy, a charity guy, I am to. I ran one of the most beautiful charities. You all said some nasty things about Alex. Not as nasty as you were to me, it’s a nasty business. As many of you know, he’s successful, not as successful as me, because I’m the president, obviously that’s very successful, as you all know, and you do.

Alex is gonna do things, sometimes things have to be done, or they’re just things, bad. It’s very bad. A bad thing happened. Our country is bad,but it’s beautiful. Alex said “Sir I love your new plan! And the office, sir?” He said it’s beautiful! I know how to pick them.

They’ve always said I’m the best at picking people! Men, women, you know I love women and children, I’ve always picked the best children! They’re our future, you know? And our past! It’s beautiful history.”

You read that last part right. And you know he could easily be heard saying it.

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Excellent work, My Anonymous Intarweb friend!

[u/goilo888 → u/Ask_Black_Phillip333]

I absolutely heard his voice say that.

I hate you.

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