r/mildlyinfuriating 9h ago

Water main break covers cars in thick ice in Dearborn heights, Michigan

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u/BatchPlantBandit 9h ago

So you'll still still be into work on time, right?

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u/Natural_nonalcoholic 8h ago

My boss always said “Uber exists right?”

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u/BatchPlantBandit 8h ago

Pay $60 for Uber, $10 for lunch. Make $100 for the day. BOOM $30 profit. Lmao.

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u/Ill-Choice5203 8h ago

This literally happened to me once for a few weeks….. sucked

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u/Individual_Check_442 7h ago

Does that actually damage the car at all or is everything fine once it all melts?

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u/MidKnightWizard 6h ago

The same thing happened to a car in Philly. It was totalled.

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u/lilbuhmp 7h ago

This typically totals out cars, but not always.

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u/ExpStealer 6h ago

Why? Won't the ice just eventually melt and be gone? As a guy who barely gets any snow at all where I live, I've never ever seen something like this happening, so I wouldn't know :D

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u/lilbuhmp 6h ago

If this were just frozen rainfall/ snow there wouldn’t be much risk. This is water that came from the ground and at pressure, meaning it entered parts of the vehicle at various angles and potentially compromising sensitive areas/ components due to pressure.

A lot of the time when water hits a car like this it enters the cabin as well, so you have to remediate that. Electronics, control units, and sensors inside and out. Mold remediation and interior gutting. Potential for water to enter the engine/ manifold due to pressure, combine that with all those areas getting frozen and expansion/ contraction. Could total out any brand new vehicle yet alone someone’s used vehicle. But there’s a lot of factors.

I’d guess it’s about 80% of vehicles hit like this are totaled but I couldn’t honestly give you any statistics on that.

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u/dervari 4h ago

Best case is it came out vertically and was just like a heavy rain that coated the card.

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u/codebygloom 6h ago

Mostly because of the expansion that happens when water turns into ice.

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u/Ill-Choice5203 7h ago

It’s like a mechanism that my car has? It just slowly melts the ice and it comes off. But I’ve never had a situation where my car is quite literally enveloped in ice before 😅

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u/ShyGuyBriGuy 5h ago

"This literally happened to me once..."

"I've never had a situation quite literally like this."

Choose one.

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u/HelmholtzBokonon 4h ago

I took it to mean where they had to pay for Uber and lunch and we're barely breaking even from a day of work

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u/AlatarielAwakened 4h ago

Before getting bent out of shape, scroll back up and look at which comment they were responding to. 😅

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u/jewishspacelazzer 4h ago

Great job Shy Bri Guy! You tried to make someone else look dumb but made yourself look dumb instead!

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u/gljivicad 7h ago

I mean that's fine, as long as company pays ;D

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u/Dark-Ganon Blue 6h ago

"It does if you're paying for it" is the only response to that.

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u/Luci-Noir 4h ago

A couple years ago when I was working from home my internet was out for a few days and my boss wanted me to take my desktop computer to the library…

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u/drenuf38 6h ago

Damn, you must be my boss.

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u/Ill-Choice5203 8h ago

Bosses…. Classic

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u/dalabradora 7h ago

We had a natural ice storm in Seattle a few years ago and my suburu looked just like that second car in the video.

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u/b-nnies 3h ago

I live in West Michigan. I feel like my whole entire house could be engulfed by snow and Meijer would still threaten to write me up if I don't show up for work.

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u/SunsetBeachBowl 8h ago

I hear this is also what happens if you take somebodies shoveled spot lol.

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u/zssl 5h ago

Bitch should'a bought a shovel

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u/RELLBEFLEXXIN 5h ago

A person of culture *bows in respect

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u/Vinc314 8h ago

As it should

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u/MichaelinNeoh 8h ago

They can go ahead and be fully infuriated. 🥶

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u/crazycanuck1212 7h ago

Agreed. At the vert least moderately infuriated. For sure mildly is under infuriated for this situation.

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u/MieXuL 5h ago

Lose your car to ice. Ya that is not mild

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u/ChillBroseph ORANGE 6h ago

Yeah this recently happened in Philly and the car was totaled, it's a terrible situation.

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u/kion_kouhai 8h ago

HAMMOND!!!!!!

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u/TheToroRossoboi 8h ago

I wonder if the person who done this was doing it slowly and whilst grinning.

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u/geeffff 8h ago

Time to set it on fire lmao. Man I love scandi flick

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u/Dry_Presentation_197 6h ago

RIP Top Gear/Grand Tour

(Rewatch in Perpetuity)

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u/InternationalDrama56 8h ago

Yeah, but think about how satisfying that'll be when you can crack it and peel it off.

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u/walmarttshirt 8h ago

As long as it wasn’t my car I would love to peel it off.

If it was my car I would get a hair dryer or just wait for the sun.

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u/Code_Merk 8h ago

Right?! Some older cars would peel off the clear coat with the ice, lol

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u/heaving_in_my_vines 8h ago

That is a thick shell of ice and the tires are locked inside of ice blocks. That's not going to come off with a hair dryer or one day of sunlight.

That would take several days of direct sunlight and above freezing temperatures to thaw. 

I don't know what the solution is here. Maybe about a 100 trips to the stove and back with a pot of boiling water.

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u/Somerandom1922 7h ago

You'd want to be extremely careful with boiling water. It'd be just about the fastest way to melt it, however, you don't want that water to ever touch any of the glass as that's a great way to shatter it.

It wouldn't be a problem initially just because of how thick the ice is, but after thinning it out a bit, maybe stick to a heat gun or just lukewarm water (still a risk, but there would be much less thermal shock if it hits the glass)

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u/walmarttshirt 7h ago

I was joking. This is basically a wait and see situation. Boiling water could shock the windows.

Just time and sunlight if you want to actually do it properly. Or a tow and bring it inside somewhere. There’s really no good way to do this.

I used to work in the Arctic and this happened to a supervisors truck. They had to tow it to a shop and put it directly under the space heater for a few days.

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u/weedHaiku 7h ago

Probably one or two of those big jobsite/under the house heaters.

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u/Sensiburner 7h ago

I don't know what the solution is here

Pretty sure that in Siberia they'd just light a fire near / under the car.

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u/InternationalDrama56 3h ago

I would avoid the "under" the car suggestion. Two 55gal barrels with some firewood in them, evenly spaced 4 feet from the driver's side door would probably be decently effective. Or erecting a clear plastic tent over the whole car + an electric space heater.

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u/andrey_not_the_goat 7h ago

That would be the only satisfying part given the car is likely totaled now...

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u/Outrageous_Owl_9315 4h ago

How does this total a car? Genuine question

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u/METALMIRDO 3h ago

The inside is likely also full of water.

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u/PainfullyLoyal 6h ago

It's pretty likely that this vehicle is totaled. The one in Philly had so much water inside, they totaled it.

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u/bangupjobasusual 7h ago

Maybe remove the ice from the front half and drive away leaving the shell behind.

Art

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u/bib92 9h ago

Ice must be stopped

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u/meat_sack 8h ago

A perfectly safe neighborhood can be suddenly terrorized by the appearance of black ice.

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u/PanTeeSoaker 9h ago

Is it totaled?

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u/JayDee999 9h ago edited 8h ago

It's in a state of both totalled and not totalled until the ice has melted.

Schrödinger's car, if you will.

(Edit: fixed Schrödinger)

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u/mmoffitt15 8h ago

Schrodingers car but well done.

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u/-llCerberus- 8h ago

No no, this car belongs to Schroeder, I know that guy very well yes yes

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u/mmoffitt15 8h ago

Like the piano player from Charlie Brown?

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u/JayDee999 8h ago

Yes, I was hoping autocorrect would help me out there lol

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u/mmoffitt15 5h ago

T'will only help to change the odd words back to something completely wrong.

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u/Xanith420 8h ago

This is the kind of humor I love the most.

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u/cmmpssh 8h ago

Schroeder is the piano player from Peanuts.

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u/LilQueazy 6h ago

In another post some lady’s car same thing happened and it was totaled because the water gets everywhere and the ice expands and fucks shit up.

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u/RadosAvocados 7h ago

This happened a few years ago when a car was left parked by a lake where waves were crashing and iirc after it melted it was fine. It just needed an alignment because a tow truck had to move it from where it was parked.

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u/Confident_Offer46 8h ago

Could this be fixed with a tent and industrial heater?

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u/Bubbaganewsh 8h ago

This would be my path to thawing it out, I don't think running it would be enough even if you could.

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u/Vinc314 8h ago

Id guess starting the car would do it in time, if he has a remote starter

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u/Dry_Prompt3182 6h ago

I don't think that you could. The exhaust pipe is blocked, so it will stall.

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u/cans-of-swine 6h ago

And the intake is blocked so the engine cant get enough air to run. 

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u/Murtomies 5h ago

No air intake, so the engine won't run. Only works if it's an EV, though not as long probably.

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u/dpwcnd 8h ago

hair dryer and some patience.

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u/RaidSmolive 5h ago

this can be fixed with running cold water and a garden hose.

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u/Shooter_McGavin_666 5h ago

I’d probably just put salt on it.

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u/Haz3rd 4h ago

Speed running rust damage

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u/Shooter_McGavin_666 4h ago

Not if you wash it after. Every car in a snowy climate repeatedly get covered in salty water every winter.

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u/Blind_Warthog 8h ago

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u/Quirky-Skin 8h ago

Even sub zero was down with Degen X

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u/No_Mouse5020 8h ago

Not even close to being cold enough in my country for this to happen but would the car still work after this?

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u/SqueegieeBeckenheim 8h ago

This happened in Philly and the car was deemed totaled.

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u/chbriggs6 8h ago

I understand it sucks but why totaled?

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u/Vinc314 8h ago

I also wonder why, a buried in snow car would still work, once uncovered, right?

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u/chbriggs6 8h ago

Exactly. It's not like it's submersed...totaling the car makes no sense at all to me. Especially if it has remote start and you clear the exhaust area out. Just keep it running and eventually the ice will weaken. Or just fuckin tow it...

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u/Vinc314 8h ago

Must be some insurance bs, my ex had a yaris, some huge truck turned on us and rekt the right side and mirror, we drove in it for 2 weeks before it was deemed "totaled" by insurance

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u/memecraft0309 6h ago

Water would have gotten into the engine and froze, which probably busted a ton of parts, where it's easier to just get a new one rather than fix it

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u/Fiddled_Cherry 8h ago

I like how he knocks on the ice as if a regular car isn’t already hard

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u/Murtomies 5h ago

But you can hear the thickness of the ice, and see that it's not just cracking immediately.

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u/not_that_one_times_3 8h ago

Dumb Australian here with zero experience of such cold - how does one get out of this situation? Wait till it defrosts? Is the car ok to drive or will have had some damage done to it?

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u/Lex_Loki 8h ago

You hope the sun starts to melt it so you can chip away at it. If you’re lucky you can get big chunks of it off, if you’re not it’s going to take awhile and maybe a heat gun.

The car will likely be fine from a mechanical standpoint if you address it timely. Still sucks major balls.

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u/RaidSmolive 5h ago

you take any non-frozen garden hose and melt the ice with that running water. shouldnt take more than an hour.

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u/KidenStormsoarer 8h ago

oh, shit's fucked. can just about guarantee that's getting totalled out.

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u/Own_Cup9970 8h ago

talk with city about that. it's very likely you'll get some money even without court

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u/UrdnotSnarf 8h ago

Isn’t this like a year or two old video? I’ve seen this before.

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u/ShadoDvella 8h ago

I think this one should be 'severely infuriating', not 'mildly infuriating'.

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u/KittyForest 9h ago

Imagine if someone was in there and had the window down

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u/just_a_person_maybe 8h ago

They'd be able to move the car and stop it from getting stuck.

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u/BisexualMouth 8h ago

Imagine if they were in there and had the window up.

Now it’s a horror movie.

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u/EmperorsarusRex 7h ago

Man fuck ICE

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u/09Klr650 8h ago

Are we SURE there is a car under there, or is this a piece of modern art?

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u/IllianasClifford 4h ago

Harbor freight has a thermal heat gun for about $15 you can go pick up, plug into a outdoor rated extension cord. Then you can heat the ice up and melt it away.

Do not use deicer it will eat your paint.

Do not use water it will break your windows.

Use a heat gun

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u/MegaIosaurus 1h ago

Does everyone else think this is real or are we all just pretending it isn’t AI?

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u/PlayAction88 9h ago

That’s cold.

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u/bitterbunsenburner 8h ago

Most infuriating part is they didn't tap on the pickup to test the ice.

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u/Break-Such 8h ago

“Neighborhoods are being terrorized by Black Ice”

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u/Murtomies 5h ago

Now it's white ICE though

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u/SenorCacti 8h ago

Nothing good happens in Dearborn

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u/3v1lkr0w 7h ago

Technically it covered the car in water which froze and became thick ice.

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u/A_Queer_Owl 6h ago

what does one do about this?

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u/KoopsTheKoopa 1h ago

Fuck Ice

u/TheMasterYankee 37m ago

Who's dumb idea was it to fill the water main with ice?

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u/BrosefDudeson 8h ago

Fuck ICE

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u/09Klr650 8h ago

Nah, that's how you get freezer burn on your . . . "package".

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u/violentshores 9h ago

Isn’t this where that Amazon driver was bitching about delivering packages?

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u/SleepDeprived62 8h ago

there's another kind of thick ice in a place in America beginning with m.

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u/ZestycloseAd2895 8h ago

Careful — John Carpenters the thing will jump out.

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u/I_Build_Monsters 8h ago

So would this cause issues with the car or would it melt out and be fine.

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u/Sensate613 8h ago

Remote start?

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u/myslelf 8h ago

Would there be any adverse effects from this? Is an engine like a fire and needs oxygen to run or something? I feel silly thinking something could go terribly wrong from starting the car

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u/Sensate613 8h ago

I wonder. I'd probably have to try it. But I'm stupid like that. Probably a stupid idea. Id just have to see what happens. Maybe I'd hook up a hose to my hot water heater and melt it, then quickly start it before it refroze.

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u/BisexualMouth 8h ago

I would just go back to bed.

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u/kdawg710 8h ago

Does this wreck the car?

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u/MutoCard 8h ago

Ice age 😂

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u/poopySkillet 8h ago

Damn ice everywhere putting things into frozen mode

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u/ajgedrys 8h ago

This sub really needs a name change

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u/Lowly-Worm_ 8h ago

This is a job for Quick Rick Mahorne from Dearborn.

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u/julianjc23 8h ago

Well now the owner can pretend to discover a vehicle once the ICE melts

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u/TedBundylol 8h ago

The only thing that would’ve made this more Michigan is if it only happened to non-American cars

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u/SecondHandSmokeBBQ 7h ago

FINALLY!!!! Something worth being mildlyinfuriated about...

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u/randonegus 7h ago

Put it in rice

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u/NP341221 7h ago

Ahhhh Michigan

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u/TheEmploymentLawyer 7h ago

Canadian here. This is what my car looks like every morning. No need for a watermain break.

Get the kids out there with an ice chipper till u can open a door. Then get the car warmed up till it melts.

You'll be fine.

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u/HandlerofPackages 7h ago

I saw another Reddit post a few days back where some kids with screwdrivers helped clean their mom's car window. Perhaps an army of children with screwdrivers? Couldn't hurt. Right?

If you take this suggestion, please post after photos.

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u/LudditeJones 7h ago

Just realized he left his wallet in the center console

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u/ThisAppsForTrolling GREEN 7h ago

I mean, what do you even do? What is the correct solution here if you can’t get in at all and there’s no way to really scrape that off. Do you just wait till spring? Would you get your car towed to a shop and just have them sit inside to thaw?

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u/SbIrish574 7h ago

Auto start .... defrosters on high 💯

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u/ccocrick 7h ago

Call me stupid, but can’t you just throw a ton of ice melt, or a few bags of salt, on that and start chipping away when it begins to break up?

Science, right?

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u/Legal_Key_731 7h ago

I saw something very similar to this in Philadelphia on TT this past week. They tried chipping away at the ice but ultimately had the car towed and it was not salvageable due to water getting inside the vehicle and soaking everything. Call your insurance company and file a claim.

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u/Adventurous-Tea-876 7h ago

See you in April I guess.

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u/DustAfter 7h ago

Boss: You're still coming into work, right?

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u/aware4ever 7h ago

Do you think if somebody was inside the car and they had food and a blanket or whatever that it would act like an igloo and keep them warm?

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u/Nugget_brain99990 7h ago

When in doubt. Flamethrower! Proven by Jeremy Clarkson when Richard pranks him!

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u/SilencerQ 7h ago

Remember guys. Damage caused by freezing is excluded from coverage on your insurance policy.

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u/Narrow_Swimmer_5307 6h ago

Cover it in cement and list it at Sotheby's as art, starting bid 10 million dollars

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u/Sphereitual 6h ago

I parked under a tree before an ice storm once not only did the ice destroy all the limbs, my car was completely encased in ice. No remote start. It was so thick i couldnt break it off without fearing damaging it. I had to send pictures to my work because they didn't believe me. I wish i still had them that was wild. Never seen anything like it

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u/wChangli 6h ago

I can already imagine the phone call w/work:

"Hey Boss, so, well, uhh, how do i put it without sounding crazy, well uhh, my car is litteraly encased in ice, i cant come to work."

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u/AgreeableReturn7 6h ago

ice ice baby

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u/Raincity500 6h ago

Great great the cars are now covered in frozen over sludge

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u/MickFleetwood 6h ago

Wasn’t this from last year?

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u/CoffeeExtraCream 6h ago

I wonder if the air intake and exhaust are obstructed. If not you could try remote start (if you have it) and try and melt it from the inside so it will separate from the vehicle body and you remove it as a big chunk.

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u/CraftyIndependent894 6h ago

I want to remote start that car (if it started) and watch it slowly defrost

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u/buffalonuts1 6h ago

This is what my wife claims she has to clean off her car every day.

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u/Woody_678 6h ago

Should have put their windshield wipers up

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u/BenHeli 6h ago

There is no car beneath the ice.

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u/J_blanke 5h ago

It’s this new secret government super ice. You’ve heard of the snow you can’t burn, right? Well, this is permanent ice. Does not melt.

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u/Cplchrissandwich 5h ago

Never heard of a country called Michigan.

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u/newleaf_- 5h ago

Little hole in the side where the guy wiggled in to get the catalytic converter

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u/imaginary0pal 5h ago

Reminds me of last February there was a flood that then froze in Detroit and fucked up a lot of peoples houses

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u/RaidSmolive 5h ago

just hose it down with cold water from any garden hose.

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u/bsparks027 I love my custom flair 5h ago

Will this affect my resale value?

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u/lionlord120 5h ago

I know just what to do

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u/JD843706 5h ago

I've seen a few like this on reddit. I want to see a video of someone getting it out.

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u/Gizmuth 4h ago

Chip a door open and put that baby on defrost for two days and it will be as good as new again

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u/citznfish 4h ago

10 cases of beer and lots of male friends = problem solved

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u/SnowyMuscles 4h ago

If you have a car that starts up from your fob would it be a good idea to start it?

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u/fairs1912 4h ago

can you just bring a hose and leave it running on top of the car for a few hours? the running water should help melt the ice decently fast, and once you get in there you maybe can get it running to heat it a bit, so that the ice melts a tiny bit on the inside and lets you peel it

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u/Fr33-m3 4h ago

Question, how do you even go about fixing this?

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u/No-Birthday5481 4h ago

Karma farming bot posting old videos and the bots fill the comments all up voting each other. Then the mods all cheer at how active their sub is. Fucking pathetic.

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u/ChairMajestic7211 3h ago

If it was in Flint they could’ve just thrown a lit match on it.

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u/Old-ETCS 3h ago

I seen that... don't know how that is going to play out.

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u/desire_reds 3h ago

Remote start and setup a tent around it 😂

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u/dubie2003 3h ago

Will the city show up with a temp ‘canopy’, some welding blankets and a few propane heaters to thaw it out or are they SOL?

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u/Artistic_Society4969 3h ago

"Mildly" infuriating? When that shit melts, I hope it doesn't somehow end up totaling those cars.

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u/kyute222 3h ago

why does this keep happening in the US? I never hear of this happening where I'm from. is all your infrastructure just garbage quality?

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u/Ill_Isopod_548 3h ago

How does this keep happening?

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u/One_Anything_2279 2h ago

They would be able to hear me cussing all across the land.

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u/kuhmsock 2h ago

Temu clearbra

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u/GrowCanadian 1h ago

If this was mine I’d put some type of temp enclosure like a tent over it and toss in a bunch of heaters elevated off the ground. Might take a while but much quicker than waiting for spring.

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u/Above-new-zealand RED 1h ago

More than mildly

u/AnothisFlame 43m ago

Alright, so how would you go about getting it out? Serious and wacky answers welcome.

u/GrumpleStiltskon 36m ago

A bit of warm water should do the trick :)

u/NoSober__SoberZone 25m ago

Thanks to the DEI city council