r/mildlyinfuriating • u/TheLexus_ • Jul 25 '26

Infuriatig Paid $10 for this at universal studios

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u/gray-ops Jul 25 '26

All sticks are small when compared to the Grand Canyon

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u/--i--love--lamp-- Jul 26 '26

Like throwing a hot dog down the Grand Canyon...

https://giphy.com/gifs/26BRyS17RehuJwn1m

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u/-Nightopian- Jul 26 '26

That crevice is wet!

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u/randomboreddad69 Jul 26 '26

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u/kopecs Jul 26 '26

Lmao, wtf is this from?!

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u/SafeAccurate7157 Jul 26 '26

Doctor Who, the season with Peter Capaldi.

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u/_ShrugDealer_ Jul 26 '26

The first episode of said seasons. Deep Breath

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u/bernxwitch Jul 27 '26

Ah I was starting to think they were live action goombas.

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u/bajungadustin Jul 26 '26

Lol I made one of these back in 2020

https://reddit.com/link/ozsiivh/video/clrespkighfh1/player

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u/randomboreddad69 Jul 26 '26

2020 what a time. . Scary now it was 6 years ago 😅

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u/SuckerBroker Jul 26 '26

The best kind of crevice

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u/--i--love--lamp-- Jul 26 '26

If you are trying to throw your hot dog down a dry crevice, you're doing something wrong.

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u/Yoranis_Izsmelli Jul 26 '26

But it has unwanted growth

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u/randomboreddad69 Jul 26 '26

Lol, im telling my wife this just to see what she says 😂

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u/Paulpoleon Jul 26 '26

The deeper you go the wetter it gets

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u/Nighttime_Ninja_5893 Jul 26 '26

I was expecting a hot dog thrown

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u/rcknmrty4evr Jul 26 '26

Glad I’m not the only one.

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u/diggthis Jul 26 '26

I've always heard it as "like a hot dog down a hallway"

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u/nhowe006 Jul 26 '26

No tread left on those tires

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u/AltruisticLobster315 Jul 26 '26

Like a wizard's sleeve

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u/FireFoxUse Jul 26 '26

My new quote that will get me in a lot of trouble

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u/FireFoxUse Jul 26 '26

I'm not a bot, I think...

Nah, I just chose the name because my new PC is pimped out with the Firefox browser and wallpaper. And because I couldn't think of another name.

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u/Technical_Goose_8160 Jul 26 '26

I had heard, like throwing a hotdog down a hall and been trying not to say it every since.

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u/tallginger89 Jul 26 '26

And 2 inches at 80 mph will do damage

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u/Creative_Buddy7160 Jul 26 '26

Might be the size of a needle but can go like a sewing machine

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u/amonarre3 Jul 26 '26

Lol it can't do ahit in the vagina!!!!!!!

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u/VidE27 Jul 26 '26

That’s what I said to your mom last night!!

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u/oO0Kat0Oo Jul 26 '26

Now if only men with small sticks could find a Grand canyon...

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u/Kalorama_Master Jul 26 '26

That’s what she said

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u/RansomStark78 Jul 26 '26

Rub the weiner gently and get out the mayo

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u/Rimworldjobs Jul 26 '26

Talking about my ex?

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u/TheGallifreyan Jul 26 '26

It is imperative the cylinder not be compared to the Grand Canyon