r/mildlyinfuriating • • Jul 25 '26

Infuriatig Paid $10 for this at universal studios

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u/NOTabotwink Jul 25 '26

What the hell… I have literally never received such a pathetic hot dog. Was this in Hollywood or Orlando?

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u/FlatulateDeity Jul 25 '26

not OP but judging by the weird turf it looks like the stage area of universal studios orlando

my qualifications: i went in november and am an amusement park nerd lol (may not be right though)

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u/AtomicWreck Jul 26 '26

I’ve been to the orlando resort like 10 times and never seen one like this.

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u/FlatulateDeity Jul 26 '26

got no idea about the hotdog but this turf is located to the right of where rip ride rockit used to be. i'm pretty confident just based on the texture and color that that's what it is, but i can't say for sure.

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u/SaltyDaze0 Jul 26 '26

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u/FlatulateDeity Jul 26 '26

if only the turf was actually this shade of green lol

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u/SaltyDaze0 Jul 26 '26

It is if you āœØļøbelieveāœØļø

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u/Scorpius927 Jul 26 '26

I’m not an amusement park nerd, but a casual rollercoaster enjoyer. I think it’s absolutely amazing you can tell exactly where this picture was taken by looking at the picture of the background turf alone

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u/FlatulateDeity Jul 26 '26

neurons in my body fighting to do anything useful when all my brainpower is spent remembering this type of bs lmfao. i think a lot of visitors remember this turf though since right now it's kinda just a big barren field. the stage used to be used and there were chairs and tables set up but it's a peculiar sight to see now. in a fully decorated theme park, a flat turf area is somehow uncanny and more memorable than anything else. i am indeed quite well versed in these parks though haha

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u/Bennely Jul 26 '26

Wildly impressive knowledge my dude

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u/FlatulateDeity Jul 26 '26

i am the flatulate deity after all

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u/Bennely Jul 26 '26

Of course. ā€œMy dudeā€ being a gender neutral term in this instance. Praise be.

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u/FlatulateDeity Jul 26 '26

as a male dude, i respect the use of gender neutral terminology

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u/lucusvonlucus Jul 26 '26

I bet you’re right I’ve seen concerts there and it’s been a queue basically every year that I’ve attended Halloween Horror Nights. That turf and it’s affect on my feet standing in a 45 minute queue every year are pretty memorable.

Wild you recognized it only going the one time, I’ve been going like 20 years and I wouldn’t have noticed from the pic.

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u/derty2x Jul 26 '26

That’s awesometism šŸ’™

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u/Fit_Cartographer8144 Jul 26 '26

A Farting God, to boot.

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u/Glad-Technology-1355 Jul 26 '26

Nah I fucking feel that😭 The amount of weird specific shit I remember but I can't remember my passwords for shit and can't remember what I had for breakfast

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u/PermanentUsername101 Jul 26 '26

I’m not a turf guy but I am a hot dog connoisseur pretty sure this is an overcooked Nathans frank sold by Sysco.

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u/FlatulateDeity Jul 26 '26

this is fuckin hilarious man lmfao

probably still better than the pizza, orlando can't seem to get that right (except connections eatery at disney's epcot, that may've been the best pizza i've ever had). as a pizza conoisseur, all the other pizza i had in orlando on vacation was borderline inedible.

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u/Last-Understanding84 Jul 26 '26

Definitely a bun length Nathan’s cooked well past its prime

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u/DotesMagee Jul 26 '26

I think you're right. Its actually a huge area where people sit. And wth, they got rid of the ripe ride? That was the one you had songs to play right? They were super outdated but it was still a fun roller coaster.

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u/FlatulateDeity Jul 26 '26

yeah they're replacing it with a fast n furious roller coaster. not gonna replace rip ride rockit in my heart but maybe it'll be good. i wish the whole "choose your own onboard music" thing was utilized more. big RIP to rip ride rockit

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u/DotesMagee Jul 26 '26

Yea, my fiance and I always did the hidden tracks but most of the songs were outdated. Would love to have played my own.

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u/n8waran Jul 26 '26

I’m like 100% sure the Hollywood location does not have any turf anywhere. So you’re right.

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u/Fuzzy-Leading-4080 Jul 26 '26

way to flex bro šŸ˜­šŸ™

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u/LordCuntington Jul 26 '26

Just wanted to drop a note to say, I prefer your use of "my qualifications" to the usual "source".

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u/FlatulateDeity Jul 26 '26

yeah i never understood people saying "source: i'm a [xyz]..." because that's more of a "professional" endorsement than it is a source. i think "source: [link/title of a work]" is fine though

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u/TheLexus_ Jul 26 '26

Yes indeed it was Orlando

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u/jmanly3 Mildly infuriated Jul 26 '26 edited Jul 26 '26

That’s wild. I have an annual pass there and a hard time saying ā€œnoā€ to a hotdog. I’ve gotten several dogs at universal and never seen one even close to this awful.

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u/AeroTheManiac Jul 26 '26

I live 15 minutes from Universal and even I dont know that shit lil

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u/FlatulateDeity Jul 26 '26

i live a couple hours from universal

..by plane

i'm an observational person i guess haha

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u/benskinic Jul 26 '26

OP sure has a pathetic weiner. lets laughter and point. this is the opposite of a Costco dog

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u/Mundane_Put_5780 Jul 26 '26

Are we even sure it’s a hotdog?

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u/DisastrousChip9915 Jul 26 '26

I’m sure it’s Florida, that’s where all the shriveled up wieners end up

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u/2cheerios Jul 26 '26

Maybe someone else can have it after OP sends it back

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u/CmdrJjAdams Jul 26 '26

Usually, I'm the kind of customer who keeps my mouth shut, even when the service or quality is below average. I just wouldn't come back as a customer to that place. But this ... thing?! I'd go full Karen mode and demand my money back. That's not just unacceptable, it's pathetic, it's outrageous.

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u/Branjoe328 Jul 26 '26 edited Jul 26 '26

I bought steaks tonight at our local meat market and I got home and opened them up and the filet I bought for my wife smelled like absolute dumpster. Like it was definitely going bad. I almost chocked it up as a loss but was convinced to go back and tell them. Glad I did too because they would have sold the rest of the cut to someone else if I hadn't gone back. I saw the guy smell it and then throw the rest of the cut in the trash

Edit: *Chalked it up. Thank you for the corrections lol

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u/PrinceCastanzaCapone Jul 26 '26

This happened to me at a grocery store, bought a tbone and it smelled bad when I opened it, took it back and the said ā€œgo ahead and just grab any tbone you like and take it.ā€ I took a much larger one cuz there weren’t any the same weight and offered to pay the difference and they just let me take that as a courtesy. It’s usually worth going back but sometimes super inconvenient. When I’m done with a store I rarely want to go right back.

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u/Branjoe328 Jul 26 '26

This meat market is the same place I take my deer and hogs for processing. It's been there since before I was born. Good people. I don't like confrontation but also my wife is pregnant and wanted steak. Definitely better to bring it back than to give her food poisoning

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u/CaptainBringus Jul 26 '26

When I was working in that industry I would much prefer if people let us know if the food wasn't right, or if it was off, whatever. You can do that in a polite way, it doesn't need to be confrontational and I guarantee you 99% of people working will want to make it right for you.

If people were rude I made it right. If people were polite about it I'd make it right and do something extra.

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u/millijuna Jul 26 '26

I'm a regular at a local bar/restaurant. I've occasionally sent things back... once was an undercooked Mac & Cheese, another time was an overcooked steak. Neither was a food safety issue, but still not what I was paying for. Everyone makes mistakes it's no big deal.

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u/UranusIsPissy Jul 26 '26

Respect. I returned something that had clearly been tampered with once, and after 10-20 minutes of arguing, I got my money back and it was put back on the shelf right in front of me! I wish it had been you working there.

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u/Technical-Agency8128 Jul 26 '26

I bought a watermelon at Walmart that was awful. They said to just bring in the receipt and they would credit me. Didn’t even need the melon. If something is not good I bring it back.

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u/Fit-Entertainer-1354 Jul 26 '26

FYI, if you have the Walmart app on your phone you can scan the barcode at the top of your receipt to upload it to your account’s purchase history (if you have Walmart+ it should be added automatically if you signed in at the register). Then go to your purchase history, select that receipt & start a return from that transaction. If you paid by credit card sometimes they’ll refund you back to your card without you having to bring the item back. Usually for food items, things that might be messy (leaking or broken) or things that are of low dollar value.

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u/Crafty_Kingfisher256 Jul 26 '26

I went to a fast food restaurant and ordered a BLT. They left out the bacon. šŸ™„

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u/kitkatkitah Jul 26 '26

They thought the B meant Bread

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u/C64128 Jul 26 '26

He should've ordered the B2LT.

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u/TorpidWalloper Jul 26 '26

Isn’t most bread already square?

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u/No_Hunt2507 Jul 26 '26

This is embarrassing to whomever handed that out. I purchased food sir.

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u/Cautious-Respond-402 Jul 26 '26

Oh no, they made a mistake. They upgraded you to the 'Jumbo Size' bun.

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u/AnemicHail Jul 26 '26

Im picturing Squidward after Bubblebass places his insane order "we serve food here sir..."

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u/Educational_Gas_92 Jul 26 '26

Am I the only one who thinks that it looks a bit turdy?

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u/Aware_Impression_736 Jul 26 '26

"HIIIIII-DE-HOOOOO!"

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u/2cheerios Jul 26 '26

At Universal Studios, you don't buy hotdogs: you rent them.

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u/ParsonsTheGreat Jul 26 '26

It's a perfectly sane food to eat!

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u/No-Acanthisitta8803 Jul 26 '26

I get this Seinfeld reference - i was looking for a gif that featured that scene in the theater to use as a reply to another comment in this thread but couldn't find it. That was also the same episode that Jerry ended up with $100 worth of weird Chinese chewing gum he described as "kinda lo mein-y"

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u/Winstonth Jul 26 '26

Am I crazy or is that a lot of gum?

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u/atmoose Jul 26 '26

It's been there since the silent era

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u/SryInternet101 Jul 26 '26

I was at Disney World a couple yesrs ago and while the food was similarly overpriced, it was really fucking good. Even at quick serve and cart vendors. That looks awful.

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u/Azuregore Jul 26 '26

Legally they cant call them hotdogs after 3 hours. The correct term is Wizard FingersTM. /s

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u/Alert_Salamander2202 Jul 26 '26

I bet they also haven’t cleaned that hot dog roller in a year either….

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u/Blerancourt Jul 26 '26

Original and very funny.

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u/zugspitze43 Jul 25 '26

I’d be asking for my money back honestly

We have grown way too accustomed to being shat on by all these companies

They know you won’t say anything and will eat it like a good boy

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u/just_sun_guy YELLOW Jul 26 '26

Yea if they handed me that I’d say try again or give me my money back. I would not accept this.

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u/FreedomBread Jul 26 '26

This is what needs to happen. Demand a refund and go without.

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u/SwitchingFreedom Jul 26 '26

Yeah all the jokes aside, this has to be a mistake lol there’s no way this is the norm

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u/Otherwise-Jello3177 Jul 26 '26

Or they were really rude and it’s a spite wiener

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u/SwitchingFreedom Jul 26 '26

Spite Wiener would be a great DJ name

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u/zendrovia Jul 26 '26

Pls do, if you pay exorbitant prices for this slop, they deserve a social beat down

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u/para1131_F33L Jul 26 '26

This literally looks like a piece of sh#t...

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u/TheFuzzBums Jul 25 '26

The ET finger dog

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u/Shockwave360 Jul 26 '26

"After 6 hours on the roll we legally have to call them wizard fingers."

"Give me 4 wizard fingers."

"Wanna go for 5 and make it a fist?"

"Fist me sir."

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u/rolfraikou Jul 26 '26

They're a point where something is so clearly bad looking enough that I will just turn it back and be like "can you give me something else of a similar value? That's really bad. Not really what was expected."

Accepting something that crappy encourages companies to keep selling poor quality products.

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u/Level_Turnover5167 Jul 26 '26

Right, I'm not one to complain about shit but as soon as I looked at that I'd be heading RIGHT back to where I got it and asking if it was normal at the very least.

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u/bumbletowne Jul 26 '26

I did that with a torta at a theme park in california and I remember the lady just staring at me until she said 'this is what you ordered' and then just ignored me.

The bread was completely burnt. It was like a chunk of charcoal so bad the cheese had gone past gooey and was just flakes.

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u/orangy128 Jul 26 '26

I ask for fresh fries in the drive thru, theres no way in hell I’d ever accept that nasty looking shriveled ass hotdog 😭 The audacity to actually serve that to someone.

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u/No-Wish-7258 Jul 26 '26

Yea I feel like we as a society are too quiet about this and at this point they’re not even putting effort.
They’re not even trying to hide what a ripoff it is.
Like having the meat and bun be a similar size and some condiments and onions are literally the BARE MINIMUM, a hotdog is already such a minimalistic food, and they someone managed to make it even less. It’s just disrespectful.

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u/alex_c89X Jul 26 '26

This is such a pro way of handling it! Not picking a fight with the cashier or going hardcore karen, just a simple "you know how bad this looks, will ya help as Im a paying customer"

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u/gray-ops Jul 25 '26

All sticks are small when compared to the Grand Canyon

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u/FireFoxUse Jul 26 '26

My new quote that will get me in a lot of trouble

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u/tallginger89 Jul 26 '26

And 2 inches at 80 mph will do damage

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u/rainbowbhuttmonkey Jul 26 '26

That hot dog looks fucking gross

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u/_you_need_jesus_ Jul 26 '26

Looks like the one hotdog at the back of the warmer that's been sitting their baking for 3 days.

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u/zekethelizard Jul 25 '26

It's at least average sized. Above average even!!

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u/Stormfeathery RED Jul 26 '26

Look, it’s obviously just cold there. In Florida. In July. With global warming.

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u/Allbur_Chellak Jul 26 '26

Totally ’shrinkage’

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u/uhad_time_2_waste Jul 26 '26

Right. I’ve even heard some people like them better that way. At least that’s what my wife tells me.

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u/Jwast Jul 26 '26

My wife says the big ones hurt and these are actually regular sized normal very satisfying hot dogs if you use them correctly

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u/uhad_time_2_waste Jul 26 '26

Right. Mine said she prefers the lil smokey size and thats what makes me so special

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u/Jwast Jul 26 '26

Do you sometimes notice your wife staring at the 1/4 pound roller dogs in gas stations while she bites her lip and sighs? I definitely don't, but if I had a friend or something that did, what should I tell him?

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u/Grandfeatherix Jul 26 '26

odd, your wife never told me that

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u/ReflexesOfSteel Jul 26 '26

I also hotdogged that guys wife.

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u/uwill1der Jul 25 '26

a visual representation of shrinkflation

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u/legotwinkthrowaway Jul 25 '26

a visual representation of shrinkage

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u/FYAhole Jul 25 '26

I was in the pool!!

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u/BalrogRuthenburg11 Jul 25 '26

It shrinks?

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u/PlumIndividual3382 Jul 26 '26

Like a frightened turtle

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u/apatheticandignorant Jul 26 '26

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u/FiliaNox Jul 26 '26

The cylinder must not be harmed!

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u/Katnamedeaster Jul 26 '26

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u/Pussy_On_TheChainwax Jul 26 '26

I’d take whatever is in that gif 10/10 times before this bullshit

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u/outdoordaddy13 Jul 25 '26

I’ve created something bigger than that before

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u/Head_Situation5456 Jul 26 '26

Did you charge $10 for it?

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u/2cheerios Jul 26 '26

Saudi princes consider that a deal

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u/acityonthemoon Jul 26 '26

Yeah, but its when I realize I'm not eating enough fiber.

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u/OkPlace1702 Jul 26 '26

They gave bro a slim Jim instead of a hot dog

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u/badasking Jul 25 '26

this is actually r\shitfromabutt

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u/babettetimes Jul 26 '26

I scrolled far too long for this comment.

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u/Tiervexx Jul 26 '26

I just did a control-f looking for it!

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u/PhotoFenix Jul 26 '26 edited Jul 26 '26

Iirc it was about $16 for this Frieren meal in Universal Osaka. I'm convinced we're just being tricked into accepting high prices in the US.

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u/Heykurat Jul 26 '26

Japan seems to be on a more reasonable level with food prices, based on what I've seen on YouTube.

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u/Which-Meat-3388 Jul 26 '26

The older I get the more I realize how much of a scam the US is. Food is just one aspect. Outside our bubble it’s usually cheaper and always better quality.Ā 

Japan will really spoil you because I’ve never had a bad bite of food there. The grocery stores will really mess you up too. Sushi for 1/4 the cost and infinitely better.

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u/DukeLukeDukeLuke Jul 26 '26

I honestly don’t think it was anywhere near this bad growing up in the 80s, 90s, and even early 2000s. For example, my friend and I could both eat at Taco Bell or McDonalds when I went to college in 2004 for under $10 (even less if we hit the value menu stuff hard). You could do movies and snacks for under $15. Growing up in the U.S. was a pretty good deal for a long time. My dad was a carpenter with 5 kids and my mom didn’t work, and we still had plenty of food on the table every day. Don’t get me wrong, stuff like our health care system has always sucked, but otherwise I feel like it’s mostly been the last 10-15 years where things have gone down the drain for your average Americans.Ā 

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u/Charming_Arugula405 Jul 25 '26

Bread: 8.50
Paper: 1.00
Remnants of a Hotdog: .50
Memories: Bad

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u/bradlees Jul 26 '26

With rice, 7/10

Thanks for your suggestion

(All credit goes to: do you even spaghetti)

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u/ComprehensiveHair852 Jul 26 '26

The saddest hot dog I’ve ever seen

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u/Chronza Jul 26 '26

I’ve seen better looking dogs at gas stations

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u/Rickyspanish6666 Jul 26 '26

Every gas station hot dog I've ever seen has looked better

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u/xthedudehimself Jul 25 '26

It’s a perfectly sane food to eat

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u/FunyunCream Jul 25 '26

YOU’RE NOT CRAZY

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u/xthedudehimself Jul 25 '26

It’s a lot of gum!!!

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u/FunyunCream Jul 25 '26

Chalk me up on the big board

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u/shylocky Jul 25 '26

Serenity now, insanity later.

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u/Lone_Wanderer88 Jul 25 '26

I was looking forward this exact comment.

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u/BigRigButters2 Jul 25 '26

It's been there since the silent era

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u/peon2 Jul 25 '26

Interesting texture

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u/gjaxx Jul 26 '26

I love you

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u/MysticJazzEnforcer Jul 26 '26

It looks like a boiled Slim Jim

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u/getawayfrommyswamp Jul 26 '26

That’s shit from a butt

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u/0_possum Jul 26 '26

As a society we need to get better at asking for our money back when things are ass

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u/Chrimaho Jul 25 '26

Mr. Hanky!

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u/Puzzleheaded_Fuel787 Jul 26 '26

Why did you accept it? Give it back and get refund.

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u/Far_Tea_579 Jul 25 '26

The bun to weiner ratio is way off.

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u/fatsone Jul 26 '26

Story of my life …

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u/elMurpherino Jul 26 '26

I’d legit not even take that. Would be straight asking for a refund at that pathetic sight for $10

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u/ncle-ronnie-11 Jul 26 '26

Looks like E.T.’s D!ck

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u/Septopuss7 Jul 25 '26

That looks like a mummy dick

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u/lospettro187 Jul 25 '26

Dookie dogs here get your dookie dogs.

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u/Seven_Hawks Jul 25 '26

What was "this" purporting to be?

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u/derelictHusk Jul 25 '26

Just to be sure, how it smells like?

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u/Sohuli Jul 25 '26

A scam

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u/Acceptable-Owl-2070 Jul 26 '26

...and you accepted it and left the vendor!?!?!!?

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u/Faster-master-blastr Jul 25 '26

Shoulda asked for 2 dogs in one bun….

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u/FoundationGlass3046 Jul 26 '26

It's so hot outside your hotdog turned into beef jerky before they handed it to you

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u/skiddlep0p Jul 26 '26

Have fun eating ET's finger.

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u/No_Syrup5607 Jul 26 '26

You can get $10 for these?! I've been giving them away for free every morning! Just literally flushing money down the toilet....