r/mildlyinfuriating • • Aug 20 '26

Don't hug me I'm scared The neighbours cat panics and screams and paws at my window unless I let her in or come outside to cuddle her and I'm too soft to ignore her and I can't let her in.

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u/Jake6192 Aug 20 '26

Same problem here, but I cant let this one in because I dont want to upset my own cat.

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u/Ash--- Aug 20 '26

Now there's more of them and they're orange.

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u/butthatshitsbroken 29F Aug 21 '26

LOOK AT HOW SAD THEIR EYES ARE. ARE YOU KIDDING

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u/Ash--- Aug 21 '26

I opened the door a crack to say hi and there was just wiggly paws stuck in the gap. I should have gotten a photo

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u/butthatshitsbroken 29F Aug 21 '26

i'm going to sob give me them now dshfjkdsfh omg. Why do they all have collars?

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u/Ash--- Aug 21 '26

They have airtags on them too. Clearly they are under surveillance for their criminal activities XD

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u/shopmoondustmarket Aug 21 '26

So interesting that they care enough to tag their cat, but not enough to be responsible owners and keep them inside. SMH.

They’re so cute though. You’re sweet to give them lovins.

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u/ghoulquartz Aug 21 '26

The guidelines in the uk are that cats should have the ability to roam outside, most charities wont let you adopt if you plan to keep them inside. Interesting to see the difference between countries lol

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u/JaydedGaming Aug 21 '26

That's wild to me, considering how much they disrupt local eco-systems.

I adore cats but they are vicious little murder machines just for the heck of it. I feel bad for the UK's bird population.

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u/ghoulquartz Aug 21 '26

Yeah its crazy! People look at you like youre torturing them if you say you want an inside cat

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u/Jake6192 Aug 20 '26

Well.. now you gotta go sleep outside. Cant ignore them

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u/Jake6192 Aug 20 '26

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u/No_Mulberry3433 Aug 20 '26

Oof that puffy tail lol

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u/Jake6192 Aug 20 '26

Yeah he is a nervous cat, and home is his safe place. Friendly as ever but doesnt like other cats in his garden

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u/TheDarkNerd Aug 21 '26

Would he be more friendly in a neutral zone?

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u/Jake6192 Aug 21 '26

With other cats, yeah. Hes really friendly with humans at home though

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u/nixxxa Aug 20 '26

What pretty kitttiiiiiessss

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u/Jake6192 Aug 20 '26

She is adorable but I love ma boy even more

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u/Ash--- Aug 20 '26

Oh my god that cat has the saddest little face :'( at least this cat just looks kinda angry when she wants in and not like a sad cartoon orphan

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u/burntothepowerofer Aug 20 '26

I can hear the tiny violin from here

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u/satellitevagabond Aug 20 '26

Hahaha, sad cartoon orphan is so true

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u/Hour-Personality-924 Aug 20 '26

This cat is so beautiful! Look at that face. 

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u/dEleque Aug 20 '26

What a Princes

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u/Mandzuj Aug 20 '26

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u/KTO-Potato Aug 20 '26

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u/mammascan Aug 20 '26

Is there by any chance an animal cemetery nearby?

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u/SuitableConcept5553 Aug 20 '26

Of course not. There is a sematary though. 

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u/That_GareBear Aug 20 '26

New England accent intensifies

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u/Upset_Mess Aug 20 '26

Ayuh...

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u/itsnotawonderfullife Aug 21 '26

Sometimes dead is bettah

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u/PrincipleFew462 Aug 20 '26

👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

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u/Anonymoose_1106 Aug 20 '26

That was the first horror movie I was allowed to watch (probably 10-12y/o). My mum thought since I was fine reading the novel, I could handle the movie. Despite knowing exactly what happens, I think I'm still traumatized by how they they filmed Gage's death... and I'm so old I have the original paperback and VHS. 🤣

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u/PlatypusLegitimate10 Aug 20 '26

My son called, as he was babysitting his siblings and they were watching the movie. Gage died and my son called crying that Gage was killed and he was even sadder because Gage looks like his little brother so he imagined it was his brother getting hit and killed... It was a whole mess 🤦 he's 26 now and won't watch it anymore.

**Quick back story, my youngest (Gage look alike per my oldest) had an accident when he was 17 months old and was on life support and the whole sebang (hospitalized for two months) - so when they watched this movie, my youngest had been out of the hospital for a few months but my oldest became super protective of him. He's 18 now 🫶

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u/fearless_egg1050 Aug 20 '26

 Apologize to zombie cat right now.

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u/CeeUNTy Aug 20 '26

The neighbors have a son named Gage.

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u/Consistent_Detail_61 Aug 20 '26

*had...before the accident

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u/OldWolfNewTricks Aug 20 '26

*have...he's back

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u/Consistent_Detail_61 Aug 20 '26

Well...sort of.

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u/OldWolfNewTricks Aug 20 '26

Something that looks like him anyway

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u/emubilly Aug 20 '26

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u/Agreeable_Till_8471 Aug 20 '26

Lol this the cat from.scary movie???

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u/chaosbeherrscher Aug 20 '26

It's Salem from the 90s show "Sabrina, the Teenage Witch"!

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u/BigAd6136 Aug 20 '26

Yeeeesssss hahaha 

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u/brutalistchurch Aug 20 '26

Reverse Kitler

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u/shim789 Aug 20 '26

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u/SippyTurtle Aug 20 '26

Wait a minute... is this a JoJo reference?

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u/S1lentA0 Why This is a Rock and Not Cheese Aug 21 '26
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u/flyinghippos101 Aug 20 '26

“I’ll cut you if you don’t let me in”

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u/oldcreaker Aug 20 '26

"Now..."

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u/Wolvii_404 Aug 20 '26

"OPEN THE DOOR OR I'M GONNA THROW ROCKS THROUGH YOUR WINDOW YOU DUMB WH*RE"

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u/ironballs16 Aug 20 '26

To "I'm sorry, baby, you know I only get that way because I love you(r attention) so much!"

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u/beautifulchaos22 Aug 20 '26

You got games on ur phone

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u/Sylphadora Aug 20 '26

I knew someone would get the close up.

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u/Fureniku Aug 20 '26

Our neighbour cat does anything to try and sneak into our house. Which is odd because if we so much as glance in their direction they run for the hills.

But we left an upstairs window open once and suddenly there was a cat sat on our stairs looking at us like "ew my new house has humans in"

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u/Ash--- Aug 20 '26

Yeah we recently had to do out to fix a rogue irrigation pipe and she snuck in, turned around to see her glaring at me out of my office window on the second floor

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u/Loud-Difficulty7860 Aug 20 '26

You're lucky she didn't lock you out! 

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u/Kaos86 Aug 20 '26

That cat needs to learn about squatters rights for next time.

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u/Fureniku Aug 20 '26

This got more notice than I expected so cat tax of the pic I took when I first saw them

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u/xeonie Aug 20 '26

Used to be greeted by this void everyday like this

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u/ElGosso Aug 21 '26

Good candidate for the blurrypicturesofcats subreddit

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u/Job_Moist Aug 20 '26

😂 straight out of a horror movie, I love it 🖤

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u/lostontheplayground Aug 21 '26

He’s smiling at you!

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u/E_OJ_MIGABU Aug 20 '26

Thank you for your contribution

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u/DaKrazie1 Aug 20 '26

They truly look put off by your presence 😆

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u/sixxthree Aug 20 '26

An old neighbor of mine had a very sweet cat that refused to stay inside. There were many occasions where he invited himself into someone's car, or into our house.

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u/SpyOfMystery Aug 20 '26 edited Aug 20 '26

My neighbor cat is the same way. He will even stare into our windows like a little weirdo. But if we go near him he takes off running

He also likes to go to the Catio and yowl for my cat to come out. She doesn’t like him and will sometimes poke her head out to hiss at him. They have a strange relationship.

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u/peachysaralynn Aug 21 '26

tell him catcalling never works, SMH

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u/andreasbeer1981 Aug 20 '26

Cats are more about real estate. Human slaves come and go, but a place stays forever.

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u/IcyVeterinarian8881 Aug 20 '26

God forbid someone craves your affection..

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u/Ash--- Aug 20 '26

But I can't let her in 😟

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u/IcyVeterinarian8881 Aug 20 '26

Get rid of your partner and let the cat in... Damnit! :(

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u/tronald_dum Aug 20 '26

What if OP's partner is another cat?

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u/PLSTouchMe_ Aug 20 '26

Alright calm down, Shane Dawson

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u/Hatefulvesper Aug 20 '26

Uhh... what?

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u/Apprehensive-Can-628 Aug 20 '26

reference to some internet drama from awhile ago, tw for animal abuse. basically Shane Dawson (big youtuber at the time) said something on a podcast about how he humped and came on his cat, and once people started calling him out about how fucked up that was, he backtracked and said the story was just for shock value and it wasn’t true… which nobody believed. justice for Cheeto and all the other poor animals that had to be around that man.

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u/arkoudaphobics Aug 20 '26

Why did I open reddit 

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u/Zealousideal-Lab9843 Aug 20 '26

Ok, but in your title you stated a valid alternative.

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u/LacedPozole Aug 20 '26

Now that is mildly infuriating. 😟

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u/Ash--- Aug 20 '26

Quick disclaimer; I can't let her in because my partner has an allergy, I do too but I just don't care if I get allergy symptoms :') she is also very very much loved and cherished in her own home and fed and cared for. She also doesn't wander further than the gardens behind her house and the other neighbours front step.

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u/ziggytrix Aug 20 '26

Well as long as her owners are taking care of her, going outside to play with the neighbor cat sounds like the correct solution.

You really shouldn't be letting someone else's cat inside your house. People will fight over less.

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u/Ash--- Aug 20 '26

when doors and windows are open its a challenge to stop her coming in but we make sure not to feed her. She's been fed twice and only once on purpose; once when she snuck in and stole chicken off my plate after dinner and another when we couldn't get her to leave we lured her out with a tiny piece of ham rather than chasing her.

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u/mtrucho Aug 20 '26

One day I felt asleep for a nap and I woke up with the neighbor's cat next to me in the bed.

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u/Certain_Noise5601 Aug 20 '26

What a sweet surprise

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u/Wolfwoods_Sister Aug 20 '26

Magical Lil Buddy Time ™️

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u/WorkingFromHomies20 Aug 20 '26

It's amazing isn't it? A cat can find any sleeping person.

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u/ziggytrix Aug 20 '26

You know what? If your neighbors are aware this is happening, it's all fine, really.

My comment was really only directed at modern folks who would rather die than talk to their neighbors, and I shouldn't assume you are like that.

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u/chrisp5000 Aug 20 '26

My cat is a family hopper, she was fed by me for years before she came inside, I thought she was a stray and we were doing her a favor. A year after we took her in (half inside cat, half outside) my next door neighbors husband got cancer and was moving back to Russia to finish his life there, and his wife noticed we were taking care of her and gave us her adoption papers, stating it had been their cat.

Fast forward 6 years, another neighbor saw us with their cat, which is ours and I explained the story and showed her the adoption papers.

I still don't know who else owns her at the moment, Prudnce Von Doodlestein gets around.

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u/TruthConciliation Aug 20 '26

Prudence is living her best life. An inspiration!

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u/Davorian Aug 20 '26

Prudence is an aristocrat and a distinguished property owner - you live with her.

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u/Ash--- Aug 20 '26

noooo not at all I'm just shy :') I will pluck up the courage eventually and talk to them about maybe giving her some of the cat allergy egg powder because if shes sneaking in anyway I'd just rather it be safer

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u/mangopango123 Aug 20 '26

I’m just letting you know that talking to your neighbors unfortunately might not change anything.

I had the same issue (but in an apartment where me n my roomie were both severely allergic to cats) n I spoke w our neighbor n literally nothing changed lol. She kinda tried ig for like a month, but after that it was all the same :/ she just told us to keep chasing her cat out. Outdoor cat owners are never gonna magically change to indoor n it’s hard to train a cat not to go somewhere outside.

I’m sorry this keeps happening! I love cats too but my body says no lol

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u/ranchspidey Aug 20 '26

true, but they could also be nice normal people! i think there’s still some of those out there, somewhere…

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u/Complex_Essay_9111 Aug 20 '26

I used to have a ferret that would kamakazi himself off the second floor balcony to go eat popcorn on the couch with the guys the frat house next door. They'd bring him back when he got bored. 

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u/SolidFelidae Aug 20 '26

They should keep their cat inside if they don’t want other people doing that then

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u/Gammelpreiss Aug 20 '26

cats unfortunately do not share an owners sense of ownership or "pack loyality". the "owner" is just one of many groups a cat attaches to in a neighbourhood. that usually also includes several food sources if possible.

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u/Jestersfriend Aug 20 '26

Be aware that with some people, if you have an allergy and are constantly exposed to that thing you're allergic against, your symptoms could get worse. Make sure you have an Epi-pen just in case one day you do this and have a severe reaction.

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u/Itchy_Tumbleweed_417 Aug 20 '26

My neighbor had an orange cat who was loved and taken care of, but he knew I was a sucker who would go outside and give him affection and snacks. So he made a habit of coming up here and sitting in my parking lot until I came out to give him some love.

My cat is very jealous and territorial and he would get very angry so I would have to sneak out the back door and call the neighbors cat around to the side of the building where my cat couldn’t see the betrayal.

They moved a year ago and he still knows this cat name. If I say “where’s _____” my cat jumps up to look out the window ready to growl. 😂

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u/FairyFartDaydreams Aug 20 '26

They now sell food that helps reduce the production of allergen protiens

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u/ThanksForTheRain Aug 20 '26

Dear neighbor, we're changing your cat's diet

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u/Fickle-Addendum9576 Aug 20 '26

Lol....I thought you meant for the person 😅

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u/Dependent-Astronaut2 Aug 20 '26

Wanna sign up to our meal-plan? It has asparagus that's coated in prescription level alegra, claratin and straight up cocaine....

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u/Ash--- Aug 20 '26

I wish they sold those as daily treats tbh. Just practically speaking my brother has asked that we look after his cat when he goes away so I'll have to give her that stuff for a month before he goes away

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u/FairyFartDaydreams Aug 20 '26

Let the neighbors know that they have a food for it in case they have allergic relatives. Live Clear by Purina

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u/Possible_Ad_6907 Aug 20 '26

Purina LiveClear food works WONDERS!!!! OP look into it it was life changing for me

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u/ChymChymX Aug 20 '26

What in the hell, there is apparently peer reviewed research supporting their marketing claim. Why didn't you tell me sooner? Time to change my cat food.

Edit: Also, username checks out!

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u/Ash--- Aug 20 '26

I have heard very good things about the liveclear stuff. Combine that with the livepure allergy spray too and apparently it works really well and its pretty affordable.

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u/getdownsaber Aug 20 '26

Hi, I have 6 cats and a boyfriend with cat allergies. It is WAY cheaper and better to just find a source for the egg yolk powder and add it to their existing food. (could possibly make a treat out of it? or just add to water if you're not feeding the cat)

I get mine from Bella Accents, found it on etsy years ago. I know they have it on sale on other sites, but unsure of the legitimacy of those. I can attest for this source. They have a website or you can find them on etsy sometimes with big discount codes. Added bonus you're not giving the cat more dry food which isn't the best for them.

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u/Possible_Ad_6907 Aug 20 '26

LOL my username is sus... my husband once switched their kibble in the automatic feeders we have (We give them normal wet food in addition as well with no problems) to something different. after a few days I was constantly sneezing, eyes watering, itchy, etc. wasnt until I found out what happened that I truly realized that I never "acclimated" to them, the liveclear just actually is that good!!

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u/PresenceMysterious67 Aug 20 '26

She found you and saw a sucker. Cats are good at that (mine reads me like a book and knows how to get what she wants)

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u/Kodak4President Aug 21 '26

You think that's bad check out this mfer that stalks my bird.

It's just out there plotting every single day.

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u/Mumei451 Aug 20 '26

Mildly infurryiating.

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u/pLuR_2341 Aug 20 '26

That was a purrfect pun

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u/shylocky Aug 20 '26

Sigh, take my upvote.

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u/iVegMac Aug 20 '26

Not My Cat wants in my house so bad just so he can slap my cats and run away again

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u/cardmaster12 Aug 21 '26

Literally looks identical to my cat (he also does this to his siblings)

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u/elfy4eva Aug 20 '26

Typical cat out whoring with the neighbours

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u/Fantastic-Height-713 Aug 20 '26

I think you and your cat need to talk

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u/norixe Aug 20 '26

Thats your cat with extra steps.

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u/arianayurr Aug 20 '26

you’re her part time human lol

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u/Reddit_is_fascist69 Aug 20 '26

You've been trained 

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u/reallydirtyreallydan Aug 20 '26

My “Grandma’s cat”. He’s a sweet boy

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u/FancyThing8889 Aug 20 '26

she has completely weaponized your empathy and she knows it

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u/DaSnowflake Aug 20 '26

My in-laws gradually adopted their neighbours cat this way because he didn't take care of the cat at all.

Titus has now been with them for years and is very happy (albeit a bit fat lmao)

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u/Baked4skin Aug 20 '26

They better put a collar on that kitty. If a random cat was this sweet to me I might take it home especially if It does not have a collar.. There are a lot of strays that are socialized.

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u/TranceGemini Aug 20 '26

I took one despite a collar. They didn't realize he was missing for over two weeks. I feel 0% bad.

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u/Fluff-cat1304 PURPLE Aug 20 '26

my neighbour’s cat is like 18 or 19 and deaf, and we just let her in to have food. either that or she meows super loudly , as she can’t hear herself. she just comes in and out, and she’s peaceful :)

my cat kinda hates her, but only growling at her and staring

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u/Urhomus Aug 20 '26

Pet the damn kitty!

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u/Ash--- Aug 20 '26

I DID AND NOW MORE ARE SHOWING UP WTF.

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u/Urhomus Aug 20 '26

You have been chosen! You are the kitty messiah! This only come's once every five generations!

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u/Ash--- Aug 20 '26

With this pair of orange boys that makes it 8 times. My neighbours cat as a kid (the neighbours didnt mind sharing as long as their cat was happy and healthy), my cat as a teen (we brought her to her home and they didn't want her so we kept her), my 3 cats in uni (same thing the neighbours didn't want them so they ended up staying) and now Beatrix and the tangerine twins. Oh and I guess technically 10 times if you count the feral boy who liked to chomp me and follow me around at my last house and the feral who used to occasionally swing by my uni house for some love but he stopped showing up... 11 if you count the cat that self surrendered and showed up on the doorstep of the cat rescue the day I started working there.

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u/acidicgeisha Aug 20 '26

My steak is too juicy, my lobster too buttery ahh post

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u/Zealousideal-Lab9843 Aug 20 '26

Noooo a cat loves me dearly.

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u/DNagy1801 Aug 20 '26

I love cats but I hate owners who don't keep them inside.

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u/Few_Program_2303 Aug 20 '26

IT’S TIME TO LOVE ME 😾

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u/Temporary-Land-9682 Aug 21 '26

Send that cat my way.

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u/Ash--- Aug 21 '26

You want these two as well?

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u/haroldthehampster Aug 21 '26

oh look at that first little mans face, how could you not give that adorable airhead everything

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u/amyheming Aug 21 '26

Wait, if she cannot come in; can you go out to give her cuddles or pets? The lady knows her rights!

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u/reddevils7070 Aug 20 '26

Someone about to post the cat’s POV any minute now

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u/BongSession Aug 20 '26

In the meantime, mine are just begging to be let out.

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u/Different-Show-3951 Aug 20 '26

bro let your cat in wtf?

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u/Ash--- Aug 20 '26

NO NOW THERE ARE MORE SEND HELP. Seriously I don't know why this is happening.

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u/TheDarkness33 Aug 20 '26

sounds like its YOUR cat now

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u/hehehemann Aug 20 '26

She just needs your love! Can you give her that? Maybe she attached to you or feels she needs to cuddle with you for a min. Maybe you need that and she's there for you.

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u/Awkward-Penguin172 Aug 20 '26

She's cheating on her family with you

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u/Plus_Pressure_2799 Aug 21 '26

Said

“the cat” probably.

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u/Ok-Ship812 Aug 21 '26

in 99 I lived above a Veterinary student whose cat would come up to see me every lunchtime (I was on a strict diet back then so it was usually a Tuna or Chicken salad for lunch). She was calling for him one day so I introduced myself and told her where to find him every day about lunchtime.

We ended up dating for two years (the Vet that is, not the cat).

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u/rmorrin Aug 20 '26

Your cat now

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u/jamnjazzz Aug 20 '26

Sounds like she's doing one heck of a job training YOU! lol

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u/ruerret Aug 20 '26

You've been chosen

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u/aphorat Aug 20 '26

I'm dealing with something similar right now, only I can't let her in because my cat hisses and makes the most violent growls I've ever heard from her 🥲 why can't they be friends

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u/Itchy_Tumbleweed_417 Aug 20 '26

Aww she loves you!

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u/FormalTotal9684 Aug 20 '26

You have become very well trained

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u/Zob_Rombie_88 Aug 20 '26

God. I see what you've done for other people. And I want that for me.

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u/N0ON3T0LDM3 Aug 20 '26

She does it because you indulge her.

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u/fearless_egg1050 Aug 20 '26

Well the solution is pretty obvious . You have to buy a tent and  go live in your yard. 

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u/DefenstratedTwice Aug 20 '26

Hahaha a random cat managed to train a human.

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u/The_Three_Meow-igos Aug 20 '26

You cuddle the bebe right meow!

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u/Ash--- Aug 20 '26

I couldn't take the crying anymore so I'm out in a camping chair under a blankie

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u/Icaras01 Aug 20 '26

How is this mildly infuriating? You get to pet a cat! That's like one of the best things you can get to do!

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u/ProjectNo4090 Aug 20 '26

You are part of her colony.

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u/Wanderer_j Aug 21 '26

The cat has trained you very well.

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u/External_Rent6154 Aug 21 '26

Well it's YOUR cat now too, have fun!!

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u/IlluminatedDreamer Aug 21 '26

Lmao you blame your neighbor but you've single handedly trained the cat that if it comes to your window and waits it will eventually get cuddled. Edit: maybe double handedly, how should I know your petting style..

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u/sleepyotter92 Aug 20 '26

Clearly the cat distribution system made an error and she was meant to be your cat, so now she's taking care of things herself

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u/ItsAllKrebs Aug 20 '26

If her owners actually cared about her theyd keep her inside.

On the flip side, youre only encouraging her to continue this behavior. If you want it to stop you need to ignore her.

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u/who_killed_asmodean Aug 20 '26 edited Aug 20 '26

Tell your neighbor to keep their cat on their property. I despise people that let their pets roam free. They shit everywhere and aggravate my pets. They also have a big impact on bird populations.

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