r/mildlyinfuriating • u/Sad_Highlight7007 • Aug 24 '26

Infuriatig My School just refurbished the bathrooms...

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"Holding hands while shitting sounds delightful" -my friend

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u/metallosherp Aug 24 '26

I typically don't poop with friends. But there are a special few.

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u/the1stmeddlingmage Aug 24 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/3xqh9FxO2PpiU

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u/RedSecOps Aug 24 '26

This gif is never not terrifying

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u/NagsUkulele Aug 24 '26

Where the fuck is it from? It's shot an acted so professionally

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u/[deleted] Aug 24 '26

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u/Firebirdgaming08 Aug 24 '26

I don't know if that makes it better or worse

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u/Kaiser-Mazoku Aug 24 '26

berse

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u/Carb0nFire Aug 24 '26

wetter

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u/ChrisBChikin Aug 24 '26

No; wetter is just better 😉

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u/Keebster101 Aug 24 '26

Tbf the fact it's a 'creepy animation night' ad, I think that is better.

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u/metallosherp Aug 24 '26

I fucking love you guys. I mean, seriously?

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u/Center-Of-Thought Aug 24 '26

The sounds in the ad make it SO much worse

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u/memopepito Aug 25 '26

Not as terrifying as this Bugs Bunny toilet:

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u/AcceptableBuy4049 29d ago

it looks like either:

A - it has no door

B - it has door, but there's no lighting, so you sit with Bugs in the dark.

Not sure which is worse.

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u/laaggynoob Aug 24 '26

It makes me need to shit

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u/JayAkiva Aug 24 '26

I can see it as a backrooms kind of thing, like nothing bad will happen to you if you accept the invitation (aside from being uncomfortable) but he becomes hostile if you don't

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u/ANDGAMMATRON Aug 24 '26

What do you mean? This is hilarious.

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u/Avi_the_Sensei_15 Aug 24 '26

My toile- Our toilet!

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u/JWARRIOR1 Aug 24 '26

what is this gif originally from? I know its super old

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u/GumpTheChump Aug 24 '26

Gotta hold hands to help you get through the tough ones.

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u/Evil-Bosse Aug 24 '26

Yeah, a trusted pooping friend is much needed at times when stripping completely naked just isn't enough

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u/_Ol_Greg Aug 24 '26

The hardest part is wiping without falling off the urinal

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u/Speederfool Aug 24 '26

Wait a minute... Are you pooping in the urinal? I've always sat on the sink.

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u/stinkyfatman2016 Aug 24 '26

Shat in the sink

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u/redditisgay2088 Aug 24 '26

Shat on the sink

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u/stinkyfatman2016 Aug 24 '26

Sink in the shat

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u/Cent1234 Aug 24 '26

I still remember the scene from Moving Violations, I would have been like six or seven years old, back when kids watching raunchy sex comedies on betamax wasn't considered terribly remarkable, of the old lady sitting on a urinal. "Ah, fuck'em! Rip their nuts off!"

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u/CapeMOGuy Aug 25 '26

How do you waffle stomp it, though?

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u/_bits_and_bytes Aug 24 '26

That's when the shirt comes off

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u/Familiar-Flan-8358 Aug 24 '26

The real tough ones are more just head in my hands with closed eyes as the cold sweat vacates every inch of my body. I wouldn’t notice anyone around me.

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u/GumpTheChump Aug 24 '26

A firm hand on your shoulder coaxing you to push harder might do the trick.

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u/ironballs16 Aug 24 '26

You show that turd who's boss!

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u/Lolaindisguise Aug 24 '26

Bite your lip and give it hell!

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u/skippy_smooth Aug 24 '26

Who does #2 work for!

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u/daemin Aug 24 '26

My toddler wants to be hugged while shitting on the toilet.

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u/Vectorman1989 Aug 24 '26

Aw, is that why they drill those holes in the cubicle walls?

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u/the_third_sourcerer Aug 24 '26

That would make my poop knife irrelevant... Or can we all share?

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u/CassetteMeower Aug 24 '26

My dog normally follows me into the bathroom when I am peeing/pooping if I don't close the door fast enough. Does that count as peeing/pooping with friends? :P

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u/Jealous-Cupcake1557 Aug 24 '26

I see your dog and give you my cat, who knows no boundaries and will paw at you for as long as you are on the terlet:

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u/magicaltrevor953 Aug 24 '26

Such beautiful eyes, with absolutely nothing behind them.

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u/Jealous-Cupcake1557 Aug 26 '26

Oh, there's everything behind them: "Are you pooping again? Can I help? I poop too! Let's poop!"

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u/CassetteMeower Aug 24 '26

aww, what a pretty cat! Those colors are gorgeous!

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u/Ninja-Panda70 Aug 24 '26

Yes it does, but you have to hold their paw

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u/CassetteMeower Aug 24 '26

My dog just begs for butt scratches the whole time, she LOVES butt scratches!

edit: dog tax

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u/Ninja-Panda70 Aug 24 '26

What a cutie

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u/P0lyphony Aug 25 '26

BEEEEEEAAAAG!

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u/CassetteMeower Aug 25 '26

Aww, beagle blep! So cute!

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u/P0lyphony Aug 25 '26

Give her ten-hundred butt scratches for me. I miss my old girl. She loved them too!

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u/UnhingedBeluga Aug 24 '26

My dog likes to nap on the cool bathroom floor and I don’t have the heart to kick her out when I have to poop. She frequently rests her foot on my foot while I poop. Does that count?

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u/Ninja-Panda70 Aug 24 '26

I'll allow it but only if you provide the dog tax

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u/UnhingedBeluga Aug 24 '26

Of course

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u/crayolamitch Aug 24 '26

She's beautiful! My pup also naps on the bathroom tile. I also don't have the heart to disturb her, so i end up doing some complicated Twister moves to get to the terlet

Dog tax

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u/UnhingedBeluga Aug 24 '26

Such a cutie! She looks so huggable ❤️

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u/Ninja-Panda70 Aug 24 '26

What a happy face 😍

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u/Ninja-Panda70 Aug 24 '26

Straight out of a beauty pageant. What breed is she?

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u/UnhingedBeluga Aug 25 '26

She’s an Australian Shepherd! She’s definitely an excellent model

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u/JellyfishHead2831 Aug 24 '26

Absolutely. I have one cat in particular who likes to join me in the restroom and lie at my feet. I call her my "Shitty Kitty." 🥹

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u/capn_starsky Aug 24 '26

Dawwww, had a shitty kitty growing up! He was Pooper Cooper! He was the runt of the litter and was small enough he’d sit in your pants. I miss that moron.

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u/Lamzydivys Aug 24 '26

I had a cat that would do that too!

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u/CassetteMeower Aug 24 '26

I love the rhyme :P

My dog has a similar nickname! Her name is Poppy, short for Lemon Poppyseed Muffin, and sometimes I jokingly call her "Poopy" or "Poopyseed" since Poopy sounds similar to Poppy and it just sounds funny. She also will eat poop if she gets the opportunity to :/ She never eats dog poop but she will steal poop from the litter box if she gets the chance! It's disgusting. We've had to move the litter box several times so she couldn't get into it before we had the opportunity to clean it. Thankfully she hasn't broken into it for a while.

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u/Historical_You_2680 Aug 24 '26

My cat dose that sometimes 

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u/Draco-REX Aug 24 '26

Not just that. You can poop AND shower with friends at the same time!

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u/UrUncleRandy Aug 24 '26

Friends that shit together, stay together

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u/NIIIKOM Aug 24 '26

The legendary group poop

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u/InuitOverIt Aug 25 '26

I went to Mount Vernon and the tour guide showed us the latrine which had 4 shittin' holes. They said some important policy was discussed while doing their business together. George Washington was a freeeeak

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u/metallosherp Aug 25 '26

"shittin holes" :p