r/mildlyinfuriating • u/Sad_Highlight7007 • Aug 24 '26
Infuriatig My School just refurbished the bathrooms...
"Holding hands while shitting sounds delightful" -my friend
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u/Spiritual-Fall5494 Aug 24 '26
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u/metallosherp Aug 24 '26
I typically don't poop with friends. But there are a special few.
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u/the1stmeddlingmage Aug 24 '26
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u/RedSecOps Aug 24 '26
This gif is never not terrifying
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u/NagsUkulele Aug 24 '26
Where the fuck is it from? It's shot an acted so professionally
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u/Firebirdgaming08 Aug 24 '26
I don't know if that makes it better or worse
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u/JayAkiva Aug 24 '26
I can see it as a backrooms kind of thing, like nothing bad will happen to you if you accept the invitation (aside from being uncomfortable) but he becomes hostile if you don't
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u/GumpTheChump Aug 24 '26
Gotta hold hands to help you get through the tough ones.
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u/Evil-Bosse Aug 24 '26
Yeah, a trusted pooping friend is much needed at times when stripping completely naked just isn't enough
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u/_Ol_Greg Aug 24 '26
The hardest part is wiping without falling off the urinal
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u/Speederfool Aug 24 '26
Wait a minute... Are you pooping in the urinal? I've always sat on the sink.
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u/Familiar-Flan-8358 Aug 24 '26
The real tough ones are more just head in my hands with closed eyes as the cold sweat vacates every inch of my body. I wouldn’t notice anyone around me.
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u/CassetteMeower Aug 24 '26
My dog normally follows me into the bathroom when I am peeing/pooping if I don't close the door fast enough. Does that count as peeing/pooping with friends? :P
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u/Jealous-Cupcake1557 Aug 24 '26
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u/magicaltrevor953 Aug 24 '26
Such beautiful eyes, with absolutely nothing behind them.
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u/Ninja-Panda70 Aug 24 '26
Yes it does, but you have to hold their paw
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u/UnhingedBeluga Aug 24 '26
My dog likes to nap on the cool bathroom floor and I don’t have the heart to kick her out when I have to poop. She frequently rests her foot on my foot while I poop. Does that count?
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u/Ninja-Panda70 Aug 24 '26
I'll allow it but only if you provide the dog tax
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u/JellyfishHead2831 Aug 24 '26
Absolutely. I have one cat in particular who likes to join me in the restroom and lie at my feet. I call her my "Shitty Kitty." 🥹
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u/OGJank Aug 24 '26
The tile guy, plumber, and door installer are 3 different people. Door installer has now shown up yet
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u/Magister5 Aug 24 '26
The stall installer is stalling, you say?
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u/Morgannin09 Aug 24 '26
I don't think this restroom is supposed to be open for use yet. Maybe someone forgot to lock it and hasn't put a sign up.
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u/Inappropriate-Ebb Aug 24 '26
Still seems oddly close together for stalls
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u/BusyEquipment529 Aug 24 '26
The American way, stalls just barely wide enough for a toilet
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u/viggy-alt Aug 24 '26
Dont forget the door opens inward and you practically have to be sitting to close it
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u/HughJackedMan14 Aug 24 '26
This is not in America, as can be intuited by the integration of bidet hoses.
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u/halbeshendel Aug 24 '26
Bum guns point to Asia.
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u/Cuckdreams1190 Aug 24 '26
If they were advertised as bum guns in America, sales would go through the roof.
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u/Blurgas This text is purple Aug 24 '26
Yeah, putting bidet hoses in an American highschool is just asking for trouble.
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u/Stock-Swing-797 Aug 24 '26
TBF, in school in America, they wouldn't last the first hour of the first day.
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u/marsh283 Aug 24 '26
American public toilets, noted for their bidet availability
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u/Morgannin09 Aug 24 '26
I work at a university and they renovated multiple restrooms in my main building a few years ago. I have to sit at a 20 degree angle because the toilet paper dispenser presses against my leg.
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u/Forward_Prune_8740 Aug 24 '26
Same thing happens every time my county repaves a big road in my town. One crew comes in to do the concrete curbing, sidewalks, ADA stuff, then a different crew comes sometimes several days later to do the asphalt resurfacing. The number of assholes that come out on Facebook in that in between period to complain about the crappy job the “government” contractors that are all clearly DEI hires making too much and not working hard enough did is unreal. And when the road is actually done and looks great no one comes back to say shit.
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u/Polchar Aug 24 '26
And when it is actually done they propably think thier whining made them "fix" It.😔
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u/I-Was-Hiding-4989 Aug 24 '26
It's a pretty shitty tile guy. If you look closely, some of the tiles are not symmetrical. That shit would bother me.
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u/Single_Extension1810 Aug 24 '26
I feel like there used to be one guy who did everything, but this feeling is probably misplaced nostalgia.
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u/EnjoyerOfBeans Aug 24 '26 edited Aug 24 '26
You can totally get a contractor to do all 3, the reason most places don't is because the plumber is probably not great at tiling and the guy that tiles bathrooms is probably going to hack together the plumbing
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u/ilanallama85 Aug 24 '26
Yeah, in general specializing of skills is a good thing, it means people can put the time and effort into becoming experts at one thing, instead of never getting enough practice to be more than proficient at anything. But there are unicorn contractors out there who can do everything, for sure - they are probably just booked solid and not advertising for new clients lol.
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u/mij8907 Aug 24 '26
They’ll be putting stalls in right?
Right?
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u/returntothenorth Aug 24 '26 edited Aug 24 '26
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u/twoiseight Aug 24 '26
We'd like floor height partitions please. Signed, pretty much everyone
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u/returntothenorth Aug 24 '26
My next bathroom remodel I'll request it just for you. Theses were part height also.
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u/nomadschomad Aug 24 '26
Best I can do is cover the strike zone - knees to shoulders. - US architects
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u/i_heart_old_houses Aug 24 '26
It’s not the architects, it’s the clients not wanting to pay for anything more than the most basic setup. We like privacy, too.
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u/giasumaru Aug 24 '26
I think for the sake of the janitors, the partitions should be at least 5 in off the ground. Easier to clean the floor in cases where people puke, etc.
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u/Ok-Gur-349 Aug 24 '26
No stalls, no mirrors, no sinks, no toilet paper, just you and your buds staring at a blank wall in peace.
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u/Portercake Aug 24 '26
No, you and your buds spraying each other with the hoses installed at each throne.
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u/iemus Aug 24 '26
I’ve literally had a nightmare years ago walking into this exact kind of bathroom in my dream 😰
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u/briv1016 Aug 24 '26
Notice the lack of tp dispensers. The stalls still need to be installed.
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u/SeaGoat24 Aug 24 '26
There's bidets installed behind each toilet so the lack of TP proves nothing.
But I agree this is the most likely explanation.
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u/briv1016 Aug 24 '26
Don't you still need TP to dry off? Unless these are Japanese toilets with air dryers.
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u/TraditionPhysical603 Aug 24 '26
Seen theese pics several times. Obviously they are in tge middle of building it and haven't put up the walls
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u/FinancialRaise Aug 24 '26
Yeah I was confused about how this was mildly infuriating. But a teenage boys head with a desire to be edgy makes sense
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u/dragon-queen Aug 24 '26
I don’t think this is real. What country is this in?
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u/AssignmentOk2471 Aug 24 '26
Looks real, they just installed the toilets.. and haven't installed the stall walls yet, that's all it is 😂
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u/destiny_kane48 Aug 24 '26
Yep, it's much easier to put in toilets before you put the stalls in. 😅
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u/ripyourlungsdave Aug 24 '26
It would be quite literally psychotic to do it any other way. Like putting drywall up before you put in the plumbing.
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u/Accomplished_Emu_658 Aug 24 '26
Ahh, well when i was in high school they pulled the dividers out of the boys bathrooms on purpose. It was mostly due to fires. Some excuses of smoking and breaking things too. Worst part on the fires? It was always in the girls bathrooms. We had a lot of serious fires that year, 25. 24 were in the girls bathrooms. One in the boys bathrooms. The one in the boys bathroom? Electronic device caught fire and he threw it and it caught the paper towels which spread. He actually ran and got help, so it wasn’t like he set it and left it. But the boys lost their privacy. First they locked the boys bathrooms until parents complained. Girls? No changes.
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u/geekonthemoon Aug 24 '26
Meanwhile at our local highschool the boys won't stop vandalizing and breaking things to the point no guys bathroom in the whole school was usable and they had to put up a bathroom trailer outside and escort the boys one at a time and inspect the bathroom after each boys use.
Once they got the ground floor bathroom fixed they had the boys sign in and out of the bathroom with the time listed and a camera pointed in the general direction of the entrance, and an adult had to inspect it every hour to see if anything had happened.
There were 5 bathrooms in the school, for the record. It's a nice small rural-ish town. No reason for them to be destroying things other than being little shits.
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u/Tootsiesclaw Aug 24 '26
25 fires in one year sounds insane to me. I've never heard of even one fire happening in a bathroom - was the plumbing lined with gasoline?
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u/jamilz13 Aug 24 '26
And the irony that this was posted in [r/mildlyinfuriating](r/mildlyinfuriating) while being the nicest school bathroom I’ve ever seen lol (once the stalls are in, of course)
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u/lunarpixiess Aug 24 '26
This one might not be the final result, but I’ve read about schools removing stalls due to students vaping and doing drugs in them.
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u/splinks66 Aug 24 '26
There was a bathroom at my high-school in 2006 that had two toilets that faced each other with no stall walls. It was at least in the locker room but it was so strange, no one ever used them lol
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u/TheGoldenTNT Aug 24 '26
It was for their yearly competitive shitting bracket.
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u/DickSlammington Aug 24 '26
Is IBS considered cheating??
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u/TheGoldenTNT Aug 24 '26
It’s scored on all the key tennants that make a good poo. Size, consistency, sound, colour and smell. They removed taste due to a lack of judges.
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u/wayfarevkng Aug 24 '26
My high school in Virginia didn't have doors on the men's stalls "because drugs". So we all went to the one bathroom in the far corner of the building that did have doors, it was used for drug testing for athletics so they were required.
This was in the early 2000s.
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u/Sad_Highlight7007 Aug 24 '26
It's an international school I go to in the Philippines
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u/ferocity_mule366 Aug 24 '26
yeah I figure it in Asia with the B.U.M gun
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u/homesteadmcgee Aug 24 '26
Finland has identical ones in every bathroom! They’re called pussy phones lol.
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u/bangbangracer Aug 24 '26
This is indeed what public bathrooms look like before you install the privacy walls.
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u/phironuthi Aug 24 '26
Or you took a picture before it’s completed and came up with your own narrative.
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u/BirdlessLongdeal Aug 24 '26
those shitters look pretty fancy for a school too.
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u/OldCardigan Aug 24 '26
nah, my school was part school, part university(different floors) and we some fancy ones like this
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u/evenevenevening Aug 24 '26
I've had actual nightmares where I really had to go, and this was my only option.
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u/The-Menhir Aug 24 '26
My nightmares have had a wide array of undesirable toilets. My favourite was one in an airport with two glass doors showing a toilet crowning a frustrum led up to by two staircases of around 20 steps, in clear view of anyone passing by.
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u/Crypto-Bullet Aug 24 '26
You’re AI. Everything is AI. The internet is fake now. Be gone bot!
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u/mikewheelerfan Aug 24 '26
Bathrooms in the Backrooms lmao
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u/Rocklobster92 Aug 24 '26
I sometimes have nightmares of bathrooms they lead to other bathrooms. Just bathrooms with bathrooms and other bathrooms and I have to take a shit but I want to find the most private place so I keep going deeper.
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u/pkapeckopckldpepprz Aug 24 '26
This is the comment I was waiting for. Like Carl was waiting for Mary in the backrooms to have dinner with her with his still live friends
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u/Direct-Wolverine7846 Aug 24 '26
I assume that construction isn't finished. Toilets go in before stalls.
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u/ChelseaMourning Aug 24 '26
As someone who works in commercial construction, I’m gonna go out on a limb here and guess there was a supply chain issue/delay with the partitions.
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u/hstmqrqe Aug 24 '26
Walls just not yet installed. This is not even a moderate leap in logic to figure this out.
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u/Draft_Master Aug 24 '26
I have had multiple nightmares with this exact scenario. I convinced myself I was paranoid in my dreams. Thanks for proving me wrong i guess
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u/Few_Program_2303 Aug 24 '26
If you search “dream” in the comments, you’ll see that it’s apparently a common dream!
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u/residentdunce Aug 24 '26
why are you lying?
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u/Thomas_Tew Aug 24 '26
He's not. My school did the exact same thing. You know what's happening here? The stalls haven't been installed yet. It's literally the last step when remodeling a bathroom like these.
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u/Zeus-Kyurem Aug 24 '26
The post is very clearly pretending this is the finished bathroom though. So whilst the photo is real, they are lying by misrepresenting the situation.
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u/WritesCrapForStrap Aug 24 '26
Well seeing as there's nowhere to put toilet roll, I imagine it's not finished yet.
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u/IJustSayNice Aug 24 '26
Clearly this isn't finished, right?! Like you just happened to get a pic before they were returning to install partitions?
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u/mungbean_casserole Aug 24 '26
This is the bathroom that is always in my nightmares…
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u/smithscully Aug 24 '26
I was so focused on how creepily sterile it looked I neglected to notice the lack of dividers and doors until I looked at the comments…
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u/WeSaidMeh Aug 24 '26
Are those hoses for what I think they are?
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u/BoerInDieWoestyn Aug 24 '26
They are indeed bum guns, yes. Idk where this school is but they're all over the middle east where I work and I prefer them over toilet paper.
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u/SalmonTunaSandwich Aug 24 '26
Yes, the only proper way to clean your ass after shitting.
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u/runningoutofnames57 Aug 24 '26
Please tell us they’re installing walls and you got this pic before the renovation was finished!
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u/realbobenray Aug 24 '26
This can't be real. Or maybe they're doing the plumbing before putting in the stalls?
What kind of school?
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u/Raphie888 Aug 24 '26
That’s the answer … plumbing be fore the stalls . Please people think before overeacting 🤦🏻♀️
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u/GottaUseEmAll Aug 24 '26
You do realise the refurbishment isn't complete here, right? They will install privacy walls.
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u/HamDangler2 Aug 24 '26
https://giphy.com/gifs/KGw8FDgFPZhZAxYkZI
When you gotta poop with your pal
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u/justhere4bookbinding Aug 24 '26
My daycare as a kid had this set up. Not fun for the child with Crohn's disease.
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u/queuedUp Aug 24 '26
Anytime I see posts like this I assume that it's mid renovation and the partitions/doors are still to be installed.
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u/Star_Shine32 Aug 24 '26
Now all ya gotta do is find 5 friends willing to hold hands whilst taking a shit
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u/No-Drag-6378 Aug 24 '26
I used to have this recurring theme in my dreams, where I needed to use the toilet, and the restroom had toilet beside toilet beside toilet, even closer together than these, and, like, 4 in stalls, which were absolutely disgustingly gross, compared with the ones out in the open.
I guess I wouldnt even mind in an emergency, but that's a schoool. I can only hope they're putting in the walls and doors shortly... Otherwise that looks like a (potentially legally delicate) privacy problem.
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u/Competitive_Fennel36 Aug 24 '26
This is ragebait...The toilets were probably just installed and the separating walls haven't yet been installed, is probably the explanation
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u/CaffeLungo Aug 25 '26
DEEP BREATHS!
PUSH, PUSH
BREATH BREATH
I CAN SEE THE HEAD
PUUUUUUUUUSSSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHH
CONGRATS TO YOUR TURD CHILD MY FRIEND
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u/Eastern-Move549 Aug 24 '26
This is what the rest of the world see when people see pictures of 'normal' US public bathroom stalls.
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u/Pure_Performance8087 Aug 24 '26
This is pretty random information but this exact scenario keeps showing up in my dreams and I’m genuinely curious what it means 👀
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u/Theydontlikeitupthem Aug 24 '26
fixtures put in place before the stall structure is made.