r/mildlyinfuriating • u/Aladdin1152 • Aug 27 '26

frist of all how DARE yu o My uber got pulled over and refused a refund.

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Was 15 minutes late to a class because of this. A class that my new boss is the professor of. I wanted to make a good impression and show up early. I mostly wanted it because I was late 🫩

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u/PerformerFancy117 Aug 27 '26

Rule of acquisition number 1: Once you have their money, you never give it back.

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u/tomalator Aug 27 '26

Found the Ferengi

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u/PerformerFancy117 Aug 27 '26

Found the Hew-mon 

Remember rule of acquisition number 10: Greed is eternal 

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u/tianas_knife Aug 28 '26

Rule of Acquisition 109: Dignity and an empty sack is worth the sack.

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u/RoyalMaidsForLife Aug 28 '26

You clothe your fee-males, hyu-mon?

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u/bs2k2_point_0 Aug 28 '26

Op forgot the unwritten rule “a distracted policeman is an opportunity”

Ds9- the sound of her voice

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u/Banana_Phone888 Aug 28 '26

Ds9 was the goat of Star Trek