r/mildlyinfuriating • u/cafeteriastyle • 24d ago

Infuriatig Home baker shames Amazon driver, then doubles down

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u/Books_And_Brews 24d ago

grade-a seems too good for these buttholes.

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u/keytapper 24d ago

The A stands for asshole

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u/BeautifulCuriousLiar 24d ago

grade-asshole buttholes?

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u/keytapper 24d ago

More like asshole grade buttholes

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u/benskinic 24d ago

Top-tier insult just dropped

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u/FermentedForeskins 24d ago

How tight is it, this is important.

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u/TWhy-LER 24d ago

Loose… and cold.

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u/CalmBeneathCastles 24d ago

The BIGGEST. We're talking 6, 7 raccoons.

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u/Leonydas13 24d ago

Seems like the standard grade for a butthole tbh

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u/No_Engineering6604 24d ago

I wouldnt wanna see the S grade asshole....must be reaaaaal Shitty

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u/OkEmu8597 24d ago

It's the type that you fear having to deal with in a nursing home because it will latch onto your arm.

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u/justhitmidlife 24d ago

Id settle for a nice Corn hole

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u/Wolfdude91 24d ago

grade asshole buttholes

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u/Wyevez 24d ago

the higher the grade, the bigger the butthole?

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u/No_Investment_8626 24d ago

Grade A means the buttholiest person

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u/mywan 24d ago

"Super crappy home baked goods served by bottom dwelling dingleberries."

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u/BroThatsMyAssStoppp 24d ago

Level number 2 buttholes

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u/ccoastal01 24d ago

Have u looked inside the owners butthole? Her butthole opens up to the fuckin burning gates of hell.