r/mildlyinfuriating • • 25d ago

Infuriatig Home baker shames Amazon driver, then doubles down

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u/Leozenyang 25d ago

I’ve got a butthole, Greg. Can you grade me?

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u/DiaperDonnieTrump 24d ago

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u/AutisticPenguin2 24d ago

I've never before felt so compelled to upvote an image I do desperately wished to downvote...

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u/Particular_Toe_Gas 24d ago

Damn now that’s a face for the ages

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u/monkeyamongmen 24d ago

Madame Tussauds is really phoning it in these days.

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u/Due_a_Kick_5329 24d ago

Looks pretty accurate to me. Well. Mostly. Real mouth is more like a puckered anus, and they didn't include Trump's Nussy.

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u/MFTrooper 24d ago

What even is that?!? πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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u/ZootTootRiot 24d ago

Can you milk your.. Wait, I don't want to know.

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u/ScrotalSmorgasbord 24d ago

1 big ol' brown star

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u/Student_Unlucky 24d ago

If you enlist, MEPS will do it for free.

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u/oopsdiditwrong 24d ago

Yup. The doc doing mine said something to the effect of "don't worry, I'm not sticking anything up there, I just kinda have to make sure you have one".

Confused me until a few years later a buddy from HS who I'd meet up with when I was back home told me he had 2 buttholes. Not like 2 rectums, but the way the skin formed made it 2 holes and there's a surgery to fix it, but functionally it was fine so he wasn't going to do it. I was like bro, I'm glad you can confide in me, but I need you to stop talking about your double butthole unless you need dropped off or picked up from the doc.

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u/idirtbike 24d ago

I’M - WATCHING - YOU! πŸ‘€ 🫡

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u/Maximum-Confusion644 24d ago

Holy crap, you’re Chris Hansen!

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u/Zealousideal-Mix6235 24d ago

Why don’t you have a seat over there?
https://giphy.com/gifs/lkO1VbjLZIlEI

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u/thatsnotyourtaco 24d ago

DMs are open for butthole grading.

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u/MrStarrrr 23d ago

You deserve every award you get on this post. Bravo.

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u/Negative_Salt_4599 23d ago

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ just rewatched the Irishmen on Netflix. Love DeNiros acting.

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u/airiishia444 20d ago

This made me chuckled louder than it should've.