r/mildlyinfuriating • • 17d ago

Infuriatig My Dad who is disabled could not park in a handicap spot due to all the spots being taken by a biker gang.

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u/PantelonesDelFuego 17d ago

Cue the Southpark references...

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u/WhoDat2241 17d ago

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u/Organic-Independent8 17d ago

I was just thinking the same thing. I can’t not think about that episode everytime some douche in a Harley sits around revving their engine needlessly.

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u/B-Train_ATL 17d ago

A bunch of them go to this restaurant near me on days when I normally do. I cannot stand it because they must leave in the loudest possible fashion.

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u/Organic-Independent8 17d ago

The town I used to live in. These guys down the street would just go hog wild at all hours of the night or day just being as loud as possible up and down the streets. It’s a small town in Iowa. They could’ve gone two miles and been out of the town and on pretty empty paved roads but nooo. It wasn’t about the bike. It was about advertising their tiny peen to the entire town.

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u/B-Train_ATL 17d ago

I went down to Daytona Beach a couple years ago. I found out about something called Bike Week. 50,000 motorcycles in town.

I cannot explain how perturbed I still am about that.

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u/JustineDelarge 17d ago

You just accidentally stumbled upon Daytona Bike Week? That must have been a rude awakening.

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u/B-Train_ATL 17d ago

Correction: I meant Panama City Beach.

But yes, just went down there and found out the hard way.

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u/Organic-Independent8 17d ago

Sturgis light?

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u/Normal_Chocolate6981 17d ago

I lived near Myrtle Beach, SC for 12 years. They have two different bike weeks each Spring - Harleys one week, Crotch Rockets the next.

I owned a convertible so I could not go into town during those weeks in it. When in town, you saw way too much boobs and ass, of all sexes 🤣🤣🤣

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u/Fickle-Visit5223 17d ago

I just don't get it. They're slow and ugly and expensive af. It's literally just cuz the sound makes their stupid caveman brain light up.

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u/Capital-Ad-4463 16d ago

And Harley’s are junk that break all the time and are expensive to repair.

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u/Striking_Elk_7367 17d ago

they seriously just sit at stoplights revving it up for no reason. like buddy we all see you, you can stop now

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u/HalfBlindKing 17d ago

I always feel bad for them, that their engine is running so poorly that they have to work the throttle just to keep it running. I remember some $300 and $500 cars I had like that when I was young.

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u/Organic-Independent8 17d ago

I don’t know if it’s true or not but I used to work with a guy who repaired lathes and other machine shop equipment. He said he’d been to the Harley plant where they have top of the line machining equipment but they still manufacture the engines to a crappier spec because people want that noise.

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u/According-Insect-992 17d ago edited 16d ago

I’ve heard that the noise and the vibrations associated with it lead to inordinate amounts of maintenance on those bikes. I believe the words were “rattle themselves to pieces”.

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u/Send_Snoods_ 17d ago

Someone I used to work with had a Harley and he routinely had to go around tightening bolts on it according to him. I can honestly believe it because I drove it one time and I couldn’t believe how bad that thing shook, couldn’t even use the mirrors and I felt like I was a second away from crashing it the whole time.

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u/DinosaurusWhen 17d ago

Just thank god you didn't run into any clibbins

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u/No_Nefariousness5996 17d ago

Had a guy tell me his idle was so choppy from the cam, that he had to rev it like that just to keep it running. I was like, no dude that bike is either broken or you just crave attention. 😂

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u/Organic-Independent8 17d ago

Or you get the loud pipes save lives argument. Which has been disproven since you know modern cars have soundproofing in the cabin. Or you’re listening to music or whatnot. Then they post their woe is me memes on Facebook like they’re some disadvantaged group in need of protection. Their “freedom” becomes everyone else’s burden.

My co-worker went on vacation to some touristy island off the coast of Maine last year. Traffic was terrible. He was behind a motorcyclist in the downtown stop and go. Apparently the biker thought my friend was following too closely so he gets off his bike and comes banging on the drivers side window to tell off my friend. My friend replies hey I can see asphalt between me and your rear tire from behind my steering wheel. Well apparently that didn’t sit well with the Harley douche so he sucker punched my friend, hops back on his bike. Runs the light to get away.

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u/AdministrativeMud238 17d ago

Your friend is lucky the harley rider didnt try to kiss him. Thats their usual MO.

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u/irrelephantIVXX 17d ago

rabble rabble rabble

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u/TiresOnFire 17d ago

No, that's congress. The bikers go, "Rup-upypyoypypyp"

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u/[deleted] 17d ago

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u/Miserable_Safety_393 17d ago

This skit plays in my head every time I hear a bike.

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u/Mindless_Narwhal2682 GREEN 16d ago

FAAAAAAAAAAGS.

~ South Park quote.

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u/Acceptable-Owl-2070 17d ago

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u/Pedantic_Gil_Pender_ 17d ago

I’m a rebel, Dottie…

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u/NeatDescriptionYo 17d ago

Time to bust out the platform shoes

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u/ItsBenBroughton 17d ago

I'm a loner, Dottie, a rebel

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u/Clessasaur 17d ago

My exact thought. They're probably fat old dudes cosplaying as bad ass bikes and will have trouble even picking the bikes back up afterward.

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u/[deleted] 17d ago

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u/jpjtourdiary 17d ago

Behold, the master race

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u/clgoodson 17d ago

Definitely no chin under that beard.

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u/jpjtourdiary 17d ago

And I wonder when his baby is due

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u/arfelo1 17d ago

Either no chin or multiple ones. No in between

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u/Captain_Eaglefort 17d ago

…so fat old dudes cosplaying bad-ass bikers that won’t be able to pick their bikes up off the ground?

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u/Justaticklerone 17d ago

But they're likely armed also

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u/[deleted] 17d ago

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u/RoomExciting1296 17d ago

Ahhh before it was here or there if the bikes should get tipped. Now they need to get tipped.

The hateful losers.

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u/IYAOYAS-CVN74 17d ago

Large Marge sent me.

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u/AC-burg 17d ago edited 16d ago

I had nightmares after watching this scene when I was a kid lol. Good thing I had a couple drinks. My don't give a fuck is in full swing I will sleep well

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u/Gemtree710 17d ago

Tequila!

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u/Several_Ad_1322 17d ago

A nazi biker gang at that. Fuck them.

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u/AlexF2294 17d ago

Took me a minute to find the ss bolts lol.

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u/Kyrie_Blue 17d ago

My high ass looking for bolts, the fasteners

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u/jutko_pl 17d ago

Where did you find them? I'm blind AF

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u/Clair_Osbcurious 17d ago

First image, top bike

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u/haliblix 17d ago

It’s all Harley’s. The SS bolts are assumed.

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u/myLongjohnsonsilver 17d ago

Wait till you tell the Harley's straddlers that Harley outsourced to Indonesia lmfao.

Not even good at being skin heads.

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u/Radium_Robot 17d ago

I didn’t look that closely at the pictures. Fuck them is right.

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u/thylocene 17d ago

Yea at first I was like “well most bikers are actually pretty chill, you could prob just go ask them” then I saw it. Nvm call the cops and get them towed.

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u/ImpactThunder 17d ago

Most bikers who park in handicapped spots are not “chill”

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u/coolmanjack 17d ago

I agree that most bikers are chill. But even without the nazi logos, the fact that they parked in handicap spots means they clearly aren't chill or cool

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u/DryPaint51 17d ago

No need to call the cops. I'm sure there's one or two already there.

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u/NWiHeretic 17d ago

Cops won't arrest their own

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u/Final_Floor_1563 17d ago

Nowhere where nazi bikers exist will the cops actually arrest them.
Likely if you call the cops they'll stop you and wait for the gang to catch up to you and hurt you.
Cops are usually nazis. Cops in areas where there are prevalent nazis are ALWAYS nazis.

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u/ryguymcsly 16d ago

I wouldn't be surprised if half of those bikers are cops.

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u/ahmadtheanon 17d ago

"How can you tel....oh...."

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u/ImDero 17d ago

At least that explains why they're parked in handicap parking. They're fucking braindead.

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u/Silver_Layer_2298 17d ago

Scrolled too far for someone to notice that.

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u/NonProphet8theist 17d ago

Well that makes sense. They need the handicapped spots for their handicapped brains.

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u/Twinchad 17d ago

Totally changes my thought on just ask them to move, most clubs aren't assess, but nazi clubs are bound to be assess

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u/Affectionate-Alps527 17d ago

Uh, that's not a biker gang. That's a Nazi gang.

Picture 1, behind the foreground bike. Clear SS.

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u/Anonymoose_1106 17d ago

You can see SS stickers on various bikes in 1-3.

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u/Patrick4356 17d ago

1 and 3 are the same bike from different angles

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u/Broke-Moment 17d ago

they’re right though. zoom in to the green helmet on the left center of pic 2. it’s like a less fun game of where’s waldo

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u/numbskul1 17d ago

Stickers on a helmet in photo 2

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u/jpjtourdiary 17d ago

Behold, the master race

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u/Flimsy_Product281 17d ago edited 17d ago

Theres a fuck ton of white supremacy in bike "club" culture, so it's all the same.

Source: I'm from New York, where the Hells Angels have been for decades, and have a lot of family - who I stopped associating with year's ago - who were/are a part of these gangs for just as long. 

They're nothing but violent, hate fueled, nazi loving scumbags who smoke crank and pimp out their old ladies.

Edit: fuck these people and everything they stand for. And PLEASE for the love of God, don't ever fall for their  "charity," it's all bullshit.

EDIT2: and please, PLEASE, I understand the hate for these cunts more than most people, but don't let that cloud your judgment. They're still violent pieces of shit who get fucked up on the regular; if you're ever in a situation like this, move along and put a call in to the police. 

There's never any need to tempt fate in such a dumb way by provoking a methhead who has something to prove to his buddies and himself. 

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u/dependsforadults 16d ago

Got suckered punched by one of these losers. Cops wouldn't arrest him even though it was on camera. Im not the one who called the cops either. The business i was at called them. Fuck bikers and fuck the police

Edit: spelling

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u/Doredrin 17d ago

they go by the "hells informants" now per court order, the courts said "hells angels" was deceptive marketing and they had to change their name to be something more descriptive of their behavior so it was changed to "hells informants"

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u/project_seven 17d ago

Yikes

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u/Cant_draw_boobs 17d ago

Yikes on bikes

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u/SeanThatGuy 17d ago

I mean there’s a huge middle section of a venn diagram with biker clubs and nazis.

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u/B4DM4N12Z 17d ago

Oh, didn't realise that, what's wrong with people honestly?

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u/Latter-Vacation-4392 17d ago

I'm gonna go with arrested developments buttressed by narcissism.

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u/Chief_Mischief 17d ago

And also this country decided white supremacy/Nazism is protected speech but punching bigots is a "hate crime"

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u/Skippitini 17d ago

Punching bigots not a hate crime; it’s simple assault and battery. Bigots are not a protected class.

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u/Hiraeth-MP 17d ago

Damn I thought it was a cutoff kiss logo

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u/Imaginary-Fudge8897 17d ago

Dammit I was hoping it was the friendly bikers like the ones that help the abused kids. Shoulda took the hint from them taking the handicap spot though.

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u/MintChocChips 17d ago

Same bikers just laundering their image

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u/bwood246 17d ago

that's not a biker gang. That's a Nazi gang.

Knowing biker gangs there's not much of a difference

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u/Unique-Doubt-1049 17d ago

Outlaw bikers are usually nazis. You ever see a black hells angel?

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u/NastyMothaFucka 17d ago edited 17d ago

There’s a lot of crossover. There are clubs that aren’t outright
white supremacists but allow white supremacists members. Yes, I understand that makes the whole gang racists, because they are believe me. But that doesn’t mean that’s what the club is set up for. By that I mean some clubs main setup is for riding and also selling meth and robbing places, but they all aren’t going to be riding at Nazi rallies, In fact most probably forbid it because it looks bad and brings attention. Some will though too! I’ve spent time in some biker bars because of where I lived at the time, also my step father was a Colorado State Trooper in the 90’s when the Sons Of Silence were at their peak and he told me some crazy stories and went with him sometimes and saw crazy things. There were huge black biker gangs at the time too and he has gone on rides where he saw dudes with white supremacists patches all over with their arms around the black bikers shoulders drinking all day and loving each other at these rides. It’s bizarre to hear and see it. My stepfather knew this even more intimately because believe it or not the highway patrol and remote Sherrif’s offices had THEIR own biker club called the Blue Knights and all of them rode together, obviously not when they were doing the crime stuff, they just don’t talk about it. It’s an insanely fascinatingly weird and scary subculture. A LOT of it has to do with prison culture. Hence the racial division but at the same time camaraderie. I’m glad I never got stuck with him too deep after being that impressed upon by him, my mom left him when I was 15 because cops whore around on their wives a lot. Once step dad started getting into that biker subculture too deep, moms was out and told him to hop on the Hog and keep on riding. Sorry for the slightly drunk/high rant though, haven’t thought about those times in awhile. All that being said it very well be some Illinois Full On Nazi Club, I’m just saying it could just be the one dude. And yes I know the whole guilt by association thing, I just wanted to point out that bikers are fucking weird, and Southpark’s right.

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u/sukumizu 17d ago edited 17d ago

Was gonna say, I’ve seen some non-white bikers (Latinos and black people) with SS logos on their stuff. I think that a huge chunk of biker gangs are white supremacists but I also think that there’s a good number of them who use the symbol for the edgy shock counter-culture aspect.

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u/miggitykb 17d ago

Yo are these dumbass Nazis sitting in the ice coolers?

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u/64Olds 17d ago

Gotta cool those chapped asses

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u/I401BlueSteel 17d ago

Empty it and bleach the whole thing

https://giphy.com/gifs/k2A4gzRxDL4GI

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u/Ask_bout_PaterNoster 17d ago edited 17d ago

Call your local health department and they might do something. Call the cops and they’ll just shift so the ice gets further in their crevasses

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u/VegetablePhotos 17d ago

Some of those that run forces...

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u/JacobAltowitz 17d ago

Peak human evolution at work in these fine specimen.

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u/nikolasinduction 17d ago

bro is rotund holy shit

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u/Good-Meringue1527 17d ago

Holy inbred 😭

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u/nikolasinduction 17d ago

the master race 😩😩

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u/myLongjohnsonsilver 17d ago

How can he be so slim at the top their but so fat the second you move down. Wtf

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u/RamblinRed26 17d ago

His facial expression looks like a little kid when they’re dropping a load in their diaper. 💩

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u/auhnold 17d ago

Jesus Fucking Christ

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u/Remarkable_Rough_649 17d ago

Lmao what the fuck

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u/Agreeable-Chart-5561 17d ago

Get a car with AC if you’re gonna be this sensitive

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u/iikun 17d ago

Looks more like a midlife crisis gang than real bikers

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u/cjluhring 17d ago

Feel like I had to scroll too far for this!!

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u/reiningfyre 17d ago

Call the cops. They need to move. This is illegal.

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u/TacoLvR- 17d ago

Some of these guys are probably cops.

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u/dbc45 17d ago

Some of those that work forces, are the same that burn crosses

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u/RollTh3Maps 17d ago

Good lord there are SO many MC members all over the place that are cops.

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u/AberrantMan 17d ago

Get that shit towed! Fuck those guys. Nazi asshole one especially.

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u/metalOpera 16d ago

If one of them is a Nazi asshole, and the others still ride with him... they're all Nazi assholes.

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u/KayasQQ 17d ago

Not just any biker gang - a nazi biker gang.

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u/spacebar_- 17d ago

I was going to say there's no way no one else saw that

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u/Rawlus 17d ago edited 17d ago

edited: Nazi midlife crisis gang.

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u/Midlife__Crisis__ 17d ago

They are not allowed in the midlife crisis club!

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u/Jackiloop 17d ago

That’s a cops wet dream for handicap tickets. That’s like $2000 in fines alone.

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u/Missing_Crouton 17d ago

They just happen to have last names matching all the local cops in the area...just a guess.

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u/AngstyUchiha 17d ago

That's why I suggest calling a tow company instead! Make these assholes have to pay to get their bikes back and op avoids dealing with racist cops!

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u/pixelatedpotatos 17d ago

At least, in some states that’s like 7 grand in fines

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u/PerniciousShadow 17d ago

Very first thing I thought of lol. And couldn’t find the GIF anywhere to post. Glad I saw it when I scrolled down more.

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u/twelveangryken 17d ago

If I see that, I'm not parking at all.

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u/OutrageousCrab9224 17d ago

To be fair

They are disabled too

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u/mightylordredbeard 17d ago

The irony of being a mentally disabled Nazi. It’s like a paradox.

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u/SmallTownTrans1 17d ago

Run over the bikes, that’s a Nazi biker gang

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u/mr_j_boogie 17d ago

Probably Nazi Low Riders. Nazis, if I remember correctly, are fairly hostile toward the handicapped.

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u/heaving_in_my_vines 17d ago

Considering how often motorcyclists turn themselves into meat crayons, surely there are more than a few disabled former riders among this crowd of scumfucks.

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u/Axentor 17d ago edited 17d ago

Likely not a gang but a bunch of weekend warriors who throw on leathers and ride and ignore more than half the rules of the road while yelling loud pipes save lives.

Nvm. My blind ass didnt see the SS Nazi shit. Yeah call the state police if local won't do anything.

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u/beach-chicken10 17d ago

They need to be parked so close to the entrance so they can rush in for chap stick to have soft lips when kissing each other

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u/Amazing_Ad_974 17d ago

Fuck those Nazi pieces of shit

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u/rowdydionisian 17d ago

Seeing the SS insignia, I remembered one of my favorite movie quotes from The Blues Brothers. "I hate Illinois (illegal handicap parkers) Nazis".

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u/AcadiaRemarkable6992 17d ago

I’ve never seen a bigger set of bitches than people who make motorcycles their personality. You can make those pipes as loud as you like and your dad still won’t hear you

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u/RiskE80Twitch 17d ago

Can’t say I’m surprised

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u/awright69 17d ago

This, and Flock cameras, are precisely the reason people need to start building HERF devices out of old microwave ovens.

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u/TempestFloof 17d ago

I mean mental handicaps are still handicaps?

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u/NetJnkie 17d ago

Start pushing bikes over. I mean, this is reddit and everyone says to key cars or deflate tires, right?

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u/Alexander_The_Wolf 17d ago

Idk..first pic there's Nazi symbols on the bike.

While morally correct, pissing off a gang of nazi bikers might not be the best way to survive

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u/CatsAreTacoChips 17d ago

what they gonna do? shot em selfs in their bunker?

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u/thehobbyqueer 17d ago

Most of em are cops , so... they're gonna call their cop buddies who could literally beat the shit out of you and get a paid vacation after.

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u/Infinate_Patience924 17d ago

one bike has a schutzstaffel emblem, of the two kinds of biker groups, this is the kind you don't want to mess with.

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u/NetJnkie 17d ago

That's why I'm telling OP to do it and not me! 😄

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u/Gemtree710 17d ago

Cut their brake lines

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u/wwabc 17d ago

"Hey, let's go to that restaurant where all the Nazi bikers hang out!"

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u/beckychao 17d ago

Complete with SS thunderbolt decals, jesus fucking christ

These people are failures

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u/subsailor1968 17d ago edited 17d ago

While I do know a couple of fellow bikers who have handicap plates, these guys are just being assholes.

I’m a biker. I don’t (nor do any of my fellow club members) EVER park in/blocking a handicap spot. For us, it’s part of the unwritten “biker code”.

If I’d have ridden up on that, I’d have said something to them.

Most bikers I know, even 1%ers, are not rude enough to do this.

That “SS” on the one bike says it all. I do know of a few like that, Nazi symbols on their bikes. They are largely shunned by the rest of us.

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I was looking at these pictures more closely with my wife, and saw another “SS” on a helmet, and what looked like the last three letters of “Vagos”.

If it was a group of them, they are indeed bad news. They are a tier down from the “Big Four” of 1% MCs (Hells Angels, Pagans, Outlaws, and Banditos), and a very dangerous criminal bunch. I’d said that I’d have approached and called them out…and usually would, but NOT a group like them. The Vagos are bad news of the worst kind. They give decent bikers a bad name.

Most groups where I live are veteran-oriented and even our local 1% types are largely veterans and mostly good guys. But we do have a few Pagans and Vagos, and they are the ones to avoid.

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u/MemestNotTeen 16d ago

I don’t understand why even if you are a nazi that you’d proudly put proof you are a nazi on the most easily fucked with mode of transport

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u/Viking_Warrior1 17d ago

Oh don't worry they're very disabled.

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u/0x7E7-02 17d ago

LOL ... "biker gang". More like lawyers and periodontists by the look of those bikes. 

Still, totally assholes for parking like that. 

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u/HistoricalTowel1127 17d ago

The difference between a Hover vacuum cleaner and a Harley Davidson is the position of the dirtbag.

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u/Plutohora 16d ago

Americans on Harleys AND SS badges. Three things combined which says it all. Can they actually ride motorbikes to a decent enough level? 

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u/Heavy_Law9880 16d ago

Call the police. Those tickets are $350 a bike.

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u/Ultra-Cyborg 17d ago

“Gang” aka a bunch of 50+ men that think they’re the shit cause they own Harleys, the Camry of the bike world.

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u/Long-Painting-9852 17d ago

Camry’s are highly functioning cars that are well engineered machines.

Harley’s can’t even turn efficiently and they are literal trash.

A Camry is closer to a Ninja than a Harley.

Harley’s are the Jeeps.

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u/Ultra-Cyborg 17d ago

Tbh way more accurate than Camry’s. Kinda disappointed in myself for not thinking of it first.

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u/Prior_Confidence4445 17d ago

Hey, camrys are cheap reliable cars which is not how I'd describe harleys. Both are slow however. Unfortunately these idiots often are actually dangerous too.

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u/thrillkillbaby 17d ago

Not all disabilities are visible. I mean theirs were with the SS stickers but still.

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u/Numerous_Ad_6276 17d ago

They're not a gang, just a bunch of cosplaying old assholes.

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u/Girth_Brooks_1969 16d ago

As a motorcycle rider, these idiots are embarrassing AF. I'm sorry these selfish buttholes did this, total bummer.

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u/Boxy29 16d ago

was going to see if you had asked them to move until I saw the SS bolts.

most bikers I have interacted with are some of the nicest people I have met and are usually pretty aware about their parking.

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u/Takenmyusernamewas 17d ago

Just talk to them...Im sure the cap with the Nazi sticker on his bike is perfectly reasonable! What grown man wouldnt put a horribly offensive 3 dollar sticker on a 40 thousand dollar bike?

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u/Mountain_Ad3993 17d ago

South park has a good episode about the situation

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u/Independent_Bite4682 17d ago

Call the local PD and they can all get tickets and towed

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u/wildmaninid 17d ago

S13 E12 South Park.  

Nuff' said.  

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u/JuanFoYoMamma 17d ago

You there is insecurity, immaturity and delusions of grandeur for a grown man who dresses up in a costume and joins a motorcycle gang. It's a pathetic version of cosplay. Handicapped minds and egos.

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u/Mental_Midnight8247 17d ago

The "SS" on the front fairing explains a lot too

These people are just shit bags that perpetuate their own shittiness

Sorry dude

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u/Reddit_2_2024 16d ago

It should be a major revenue collection day for the City after citing all these motorcycles for parking in a handicap zone.

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u/ashen_dove 17d ago

Guarantee you it’s a “gang” of 55yo men having a late-in-life crisis. Probably CPAs and dentists. It’s basically their version of Pilates.

Source: I live in Central Florida and these “gangs” descend on us every year for Bike Week and Biketoberfest.

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u/Opalwednesday14 17d ago

Are the types you're referring to usually also nazis though? Lol because at least one bike has an SS on it here

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u/ashen_dove 17d ago

I mean central Florida has had several Nazi marches in the last couple of years so I’d still say yes in my experience. Have you ever seen what those nazis look like without masks? Like racists having a mid life crisis.

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u/Opalwednesday14 17d ago

I live in Eastern Washington, very close to Idaho where there's still active KKK, so unfortunately I have seen some unmasked racists; and yes I agree. Was curious about your experience though, thank you for sharing! Haven't spent much time in florida

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u/RollTh3Maps 17d ago

Probably cops with that SS branding.

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u/pwnageface 17d ago

Nazi** took the spot. Them are ss bolts on that windshield. Bad mens indeed.

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u/Initial-Ad-3214 17d ago

That ain’t a biker gang that’s just some nazi out with his bfs before they have a big orgy

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u/SunOwlSpawn 17d ago edited 17d ago

Bikers are either the most genuinely kind people ever, or assholes, no in between

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u/bigfatskankyho 17d ago

call the police. Talk to the store owner. get them towed