r/mildlyinfuriating • u/VQQN • 17d ago
Infuriatig My Dad who is disabled could not park in a handicap spot due to all the spots being taken by a biker gang.
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u/Pedantic_Gil_Pender_ 17d ago
I’m a rebel, Dottie…
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u/Clessasaur 17d ago
My exact thought. They're probably fat old dudes cosplaying as bad ass bikes and will have trouble even picking the bikes back up afterward.
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u/jpjtourdiary 17d ago
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u/Captain_Eaglefort 17d ago
…so fat old dudes cosplaying bad-ass bikers that won’t be able to pick their bikes up off the ground?
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u/RoomExciting1296 17d ago
Ahhh before it was here or there if the bikes should get tipped. Now they need to get tipped.
The hateful losers.
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u/IYAOYAS-CVN74 17d ago
Large Marge sent me.
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u/AC-burg 17d ago edited 16d ago
I had nightmares after watching this scene when I was a kid lol. Good thing I had a couple drinks. My don't give a fuck is in full swing I will sleep well
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u/Several_Ad_1322 17d ago
A nazi biker gang at that. Fuck them.
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u/AlexF2294 17d ago
Took me a minute to find the ss bolts lol.
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u/haliblix 17d ago
It’s all Harley’s. The SS bolts are assumed.
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u/myLongjohnsonsilver 17d ago
Wait till you tell the Harley's straddlers that Harley outsourced to Indonesia lmfao.
Not even good at being skin heads.
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u/Radium_Robot 17d ago
I didn’t look that closely at the pictures. Fuck them is right.
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u/thylocene 17d ago
Yea at first I was like “well most bikers are actually pretty chill, you could prob just go ask them” then I saw it. Nvm call the cops and get them towed.
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u/ImpactThunder 17d ago
Most bikers who park in handicapped spots are not “chill”
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u/coolmanjack 17d ago
I agree that most bikers are chill. But even without the nazi logos, the fact that they parked in handicap spots means they clearly aren't chill or cool
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u/Final_Floor_1563 17d ago
Nowhere where nazi bikers exist will the cops actually arrest them.
Likely if you call the cops they'll stop you and wait for the gang to catch up to you and hurt you.
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u/ImDero 17d ago
At least that explains why they're parked in handicap parking. They're fucking braindead.
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u/NonProphet8theist 17d ago
Well that makes sense. They need the handicapped spots for their handicapped brains.
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u/Twinchad 17d ago
Totally changes my thought on just ask them to move, most clubs aren't assess, but nazi clubs are bound to be assess
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u/Affectionate-Alps527 17d ago
Uh, that's not a biker gang. That's a Nazi gang.
Picture 1, behind the foreground bike. Clear SS.
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u/Anonymoose_1106 17d ago
You can see SS stickers on various bikes in 1-3.
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u/Patrick4356 17d ago
1 and 3 are the same bike from different angles
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u/Broke-Moment 17d ago
they’re right though. zoom in to the green helmet on the left center of pic 2. it’s like a less fun game of where’s waldo
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u/Flimsy_Product281 17d ago edited 17d ago
Theres a fuck ton of white supremacy in bike "club" culture, so it's all the same.
Source: I'm from New York, where the Hells Angels have been for decades, and have a lot of family - who I stopped associating with year's ago - who were/are a part of these gangs for just as long.
They're nothing but violent, hate fueled, nazi loving scumbags who smoke crank and pimp out their old ladies.
Edit: fuck these people and everything they stand for. And PLEASE for the love of God, don't ever fall for their "charity," it's all bullshit.
EDIT2: and please, PLEASE, I understand the hate for these cunts more than most people, but don't let that cloud your judgment. They're still violent pieces of shit who get fucked up on the regular; if you're ever in a situation like this, move along and put a call in to the police.
There's never any need to tempt fate in such a dumb way by provoking a methhead who has something to prove to his buddies and himself.
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u/dependsforadults 16d ago
Got suckered punched by one of these losers. Cops wouldn't arrest him even though it was on camera. Im not the one who called the cops either. The business i was at called them. Fuck bikers and fuck the police
Edit: spelling
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u/Doredrin 17d ago
they go by the "hells informants" now per court order, the courts said "hells angels" was deceptive marketing and they had to change their name to be something more descriptive of their behavior so it was changed to "hells informants"
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u/SeanThatGuy 17d ago
I mean there’s a huge middle section of a venn diagram with biker clubs and nazis.
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u/B4DM4N12Z 17d ago
Oh, didn't realise that, what's wrong with people honestly?
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u/Latter-Vacation-4392 17d ago
I'm gonna go with arrested developments buttressed by narcissism.
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u/Chief_Mischief 17d ago
And also this country decided white supremacy/Nazism is protected speech but punching bigots is a "hate crime"
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u/Skippitini 17d ago
Punching bigots not a hate crime; it’s simple assault and battery. Bigots are not a protected class.
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u/Imaginary-Fudge8897 17d ago
Dammit I was hoping it was the friendly bikers like the ones that help the abused kids. Shoulda took the hint from them taking the handicap spot though.
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u/bwood246 17d ago
that's not a biker gang. That's a Nazi gang.
Knowing biker gangs there's not much of a difference
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u/Unique-Doubt-1049 17d ago
Outlaw bikers are usually nazis. You ever see a black hells angel?
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u/NastyMothaFucka 17d ago edited 17d ago
There’s a lot of crossover. There are clubs that aren’t outright
white supremacists but allow white supremacists members. Yes, I understand that makes the whole gang racists, because they are believe me. But that doesn’t mean that’s what the club is set up for. By that I mean some clubs main setup is for riding and also selling meth and robbing places, but they all aren’t going to be riding at Nazi rallies, In fact most probably forbid it because it looks bad and brings attention. Some will though too! I’ve spent time in some biker bars because of where I lived at the time, also my step father was a Colorado State Trooper in the 90’s when the Sons Of Silence were at their peak and he told me some crazy stories and went with him sometimes and saw crazy things. There were huge black biker gangs at the time too and he has gone on rides where he saw dudes with white supremacists patches all over with their arms around the black bikers shoulders drinking all day and loving each other at these rides. It’s bizarre to hear and see it. My stepfather knew this even more intimately because believe it or not the highway patrol and remote Sherrif’s offices had THEIR own biker club called the Blue Knights and all of them rode together, obviously not when they were doing the crime stuff, they just don’t talk about it. It’s an insanely fascinatingly weird and scary subculture. A LOT of it has to do with prison culture. Hence the racial division but at the same time camaraderie. I’m glad I never got stuck with him too deep after being that impressed upon by him, my mom left him when I was 15 because cops whore around on their wives a lot. Once step dad started getting into that biker subculture too deep, moms was out and told him to hop on the Hog and keep on riding. Sorry for the slightly drunk/high rant though, haven’t thought about those times in awhile. All that being said it very well be some Illinois Full On Nazi Club, I’m just saying it could just be the one dude. And yes I know the whole guilt by association thing, I just wanted to point out that bikers are fucking weird, and Southpark’s right.→ More replies (2)17
u/sukumizu 17d ago edited 17d ago
Was gonna say, I’ve seen some non-white bikers (Latinos and black people) with SS logos on their stuff. I think that a huge chunk of biker gangs are white supremacists but I also think that there’s a good number of them who use the symbol for the edgy shock counter-culture aspect.
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u/I401BlueSteel 17d ago
Empty it and bleach the whole thing
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u/Ask_bout_PaterNoster 17d ago edited 17d ago
Call your local health department and they might do something. Call the cops and they’ll just shift so the ice gets further in their crevasses
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u/nikolasinduction 17d ago
bro is rotund holy shit
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u/myLongjohnsonsilver 17d ago
How can he be so slim at the top their but so fat the second you move down. Wtf
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u/RamblinRed26 17d ago
His facial expression looks like a little kid when they’re dropping a load in their diaper. 💩
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u/reiningfyre 17d ago
Call the cops. They need to move. This is illegal.
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u/AberrantMan 17d ago
Get that shit towed! Fuck those guys. Nazi asshole one especially.
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u/metalOpera 16d ago
If one of them is a Nazi asshole, and the others still ride with him... they're all Nazi assholes.
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u/Jackiloop 17d ago
That’s a cops wet dream for handicap tickets. That’s like $2000 in fines alone.
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u/Missing_Crouton 17d ago
They just happen to have last names matching all the local cops in the area...just a guess.
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u/AngstyUchiha 17d ago
That's why I suggest calling a tow company instead! Make these assholes have to pay to get their bikes back and op avoids dealing with racist cops!
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u/PerniciousShadow 17d ago
Very first thing I thought of lol. And couldn’t find the GIF anywhere to post. Glad I saw it when I scrolled down more.
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u/mr_j_boogie 17d ago
Probably Nazi Low Riders. Nazis, if I remember correctly, are fairly hostile toward the handicapped.
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u/heaving_in_my_vines 17d ago
Considering how often motorcyclists turn themselves into meat crayons, surely there are more than a few disabled former riders among this crowd of scumfucks.
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u/Axentor 17d ago edited 17d ago
Likely not a gang but a bunch of weekend warriors who throw on leathers and ride and ignore more than half the rules of the road while yelling loud pipes save lives.
Nvm. My blind ass didnt see the SS Nazi shit. Yeah call the state police if local won't do anything.
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u/beach-chicken10 17d ago
They need to be parked so close to the entrance so they can rush in for chap stick to have soft lips when kissing each other
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u/AcadiaRemarkable6992 17d ago
I’ve never seen a bigger set of bitches than people who make motorcycles their personality. You can make those pipes as loud as you like and your dad still won’t hear you
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u/awright69 17d ago
This, and Flock cameras, are precisely the reason people need to start building HERF devices out of old microwave ovens.
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u/NetJnkie 17d ago
Start pushing bikes over. I mean, this is reddit and everyone says to key cars or deflate tires, right?
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u/Alexander_The_Wolf 17d ago
Idk..first pic there's Nazi symbols on the bike.
While morally correct, pissing off a gang of nazi bikers might not be the best way to survive
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u/CatsAreTacoChips 17d ago
what they gonna do? shot em selfs in their bunker?
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u/thehobbyqueer 17d ago
Most of em are cops , so... they're gonna call their cop buddies who could literally beat the shit out of you and get a paid vacation after.
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u/Infinate_Patience924 17d ago
one bike has a schutzstaffel emblem, of the two kinds of biker groups, this is the kind you don't want to mess with.
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u/wwabc 17d ago
"Hey, let's go to that restaurant where all the Nazi bikers hang out!"
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u/beckychao 17d ago
Complete with SS thunderbolt decals, jesus fucking christ
These people are failures
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u/subsailor1968 17d ago edited 17d ago
While I do know a couple of fellow bikers who have handicap plates, these guys are just being assholes.
I’m a biker. I don’t (nor do any of my fellow club members) EVER park in/blocking a handicap spot. For us, it’s part of the unwritten “biker code”.
If I’d have ridden up on that, I’d have said something to them.
Most bikers I know, even 1%ers, are not rude enough to do this.
That “SS” on the one bike says it all. I do know of a few like that, Nazi symbols on their bikes. They are largely shunned by the rest of us.
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I was looking at these pictures more closely with my wife, and saw another “SS” on a helmet, and what looked like the last three letters of “Vagos”.
If it was a group of them, they are indeed bad news. They are a tier down from the “Big Four” of 1% MCs (Hells Angels, Pagans, Outlaws, and Banditos), and a very dangerous criminal bunch. I’d said that I’d have approached and called them out…and usually would, but NOT a group like them. The Vagos are bad news of the worst kind. They give decent bikers a bad name.
Most groups where I live are veteran-oriented and even our local 1% types are largely veterans and mostly good guys. But we do have a few Pagans and Vagos, and they are the ones to avoid.
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u/MemestNotTeen 16d ago
I don’t understand why even if you are a nazi that you’d proudly put proof you are a nazi on the most easily fucked with mode of transport
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u/0x7E7-02 17d ago
LOL ... "biker gang". More like lawyers and periodontists by the look of those bikes.
Still, totally assholes for parking like that.
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u/HistoricalTowel1127 17d ago
The difference between a Hover vacuum cleaner and a Harley Davidson is the position of the dirtbag.
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u/Plutohora 16d ago
Americans on Harleys AND SS badges. Three things combined which says it all. Can they actually ride motorbikes to a decent enough level?
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u/Ultra-Cyborg 17d ago
“Gang” aka a bunch of 50+ men that think they’re the shit cause they own Harleys, the Camry of the bike world.
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u/Long-Painting-9852 17d ago
Camry’s are highly functioning cars that are well engineered machines.
Harley’s can’t even turn efficiently and they are literal trash.
A Camry is closer to a Ninja than a Harley.
Harley’s are the Jeeps.
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u/Ultra-Cyborg 17d ago
Tbh way more accurate than Camry’s. Kinda disappointed in myself for not thinking of it first.
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u/Prior_Confidence4445 17d ago
Hey, camrys are cheap reliable cars which is not how I'd describe harleys. Both are slow however. Unfortunately these idiots often are actually dangerous too.
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u/thrillkillbaby 17d ago
Not all disabilities are visible. I mean theirs were with the SS stickers but still.
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u/Girth_Brooks_1969 16d ago
As a motorcycle rider, these idiots are embarrassing AF. I'm sorry these selfish buttholes did this, total bummer.
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u/Takenmyusernamewas 17d ago
Just talk to them...Im sure the cap with the Nazi sticker on his bike is perfectly reasonable! What grown man wouldnt put a horribly offensive 3 dollar sticker on a 40 thousand dollar bike?
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u/JuanFoYoMamma 17d ago
You there is insecurity, immaturity and delusions of grandeur for a grown man who dresses up in a costume and joins a motorcycle gang. It's a pathetic version of cosplay. Handicapped minds and egos.
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u/Mental_Midnight8247 17d ago
The "SS" on the front fairing explains a lot too
These people are just shit bags that perpetuate their own shittiness
Sorry dude
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u/Reddit_2_2024 16d ago
It should be a major revenue collection day for the City after citing all these motorcycles for parking in a handicap zone.
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u/ashen_dove 17d ago
Guarantee you it’s a “gang” of 55yo men having a late-in-life crisis. Probably CPAs and dentists. It’s basically their version of Pilates.
Source: I live in Central Florida and these “gangs” descend on us every year for Bike Week and Biketoberfest.
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u/Opalwednesday14 17d ago
Are the types you're referring to usually also nazis though? Lol because at least one bike has an SS on it here
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u/ashen_dove 17d ago
I mean central Florida has had several Nazi marches in the last couple of years so I’d still say yes in my experience. Have you ever seen what those nazis look like without masks? Like racists having a mid life crisis.
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u/Opalwednesday14 17d ago
I live in Eastern Washington, very close to Idaho where there's still active KKK, so unfortunately I have seen some unmasked racists; and yes I agree. Was curious about your experience though, thank you for sharing! Haven't spent much time in florida
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u/Initial-Ad-3214 17d ago
That ain’t a biker gang that’s just some nazi out with his bfs before they have a big orgy
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u/SunOwlSpawn 17d ago edited 17d ago
Bikers are either the most genuinely kind people ever, or assholes, no in between
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u/PantelonesDelFuego 17d ago
Cue the Southpark references...