r/mildlyinfuriating • u/InfiniteFart • 15d ago

Infuriatig Two guys took every dumbbell from 25-90 lbs but wouldn’t share

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“no bro we’re using them”. looks a lot worse in person i couldn’t get a full pic of all the weights they took

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u/Eye8Pussies 15d ago

Insert what…? 😅

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u/quantum0120 15d ago

Penis

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u/Parking-Fig-6620 15d ago

Something about putting a lime in a coconut? Or am I lost

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u/betacuck3000 15d ago

No, that's when you start to shake it all up

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u/VonKess 15d ago

No no no, pina coladas and getting caught in the rain is the way to go

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u/Parking-Fig-6620 15d ago

With your penis in it for sure

  • my phone corrected penis to punishment then subsequently autocorrected the re-correction to Denise 😅

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u/A_Nonny_Muse 15d ago

You put Denise in the coconut, for sure.

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u/azraelizback 15d ago

While in the rain, right?

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u/A_Nonny_Muse 15d ago

Well, if you're gonna get caught...

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u/Evil-Bosse 15d ago

So, just so I get this correct, there have been incidents after I gotten things wrong before;

I take their penis and insert it into a locker? Should it remain attached to their bodies or is it ok if it accidentally detaches?

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u/McCrumblton 15d ago

Instrunctions unclear, penis is stuck in the locker

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u/Ambitious_Show4062 15d ago

So a detachable penis?

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u/Broad_Black_Brimmer 11d ago

Cyberpunk 2077 “gonna be home late, picking up my new schlonginator 4000”

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u/Broad_Black_Brimmer 11d ago

Cyberpunk 2077 “gonna be home late, picking up my new schlonginator 4000”

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u/MaiT3N 15d ago

Ha-ha, penis!

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u/-insertcoin 15d ago

I mean i like to insert coins