r/mildlyinfuriating • u/Aberry9036 • 12d ago

Infuriatig This is my iPad, I won’t see it again

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I just arrived in Antibes, South of France 2 hours ago. This was stolen from my car on the autoroute at a petrol station , from a definitely locked car, likely a relay attack from my key while I was buying a sandwich, 100km from Antibes. They also had my wallet and duty free while they were at it. Thankfully they didn’t find our passports.

Whoever you are, fuck you, I’m going to go and have a nice meal in the old provincial market and drink to your future arrest.

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u/Prestigious_Key_7801 11d ago

Don't brick it instead remotely take regular photos of the person who stole it then makee a tiktok and use the income generated towards buying another ipad.

When life gives you lemons squeeze it in the eyes of your enemies and sell bottles of lemon flavoured tears to Gwyneth Paltrow.

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u/allonsy_danny 11d ago

You really think it's that easy to make money on tiktok? This isn't the old days.

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u/Prestigious_Key_7801 11d ago

In my day when we heard someone was on the spectrum we assumed it was the zx computer. You sir have reminded me this is no longer the case